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Title: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 14, 2014, 01:06:38 am
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We are the guardians of our maps borders.
We are NA's frontline.
We safeguard NA at and beyond our borders.
We protect the NA players against Europeans and their instruments of terror.
We steadfastly enforce the laws of GFORCE MAFIA while fostering our fellow clans economic security through lawful trade and travel.
We serve the NA playerbase with vigilance, integrity and professionalism.


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The so called Anti-UIF of EU Strategus has been found guilty of attempts to utilize NA clans in their wars against other Europeans. We have many reports of Fenris, Barabe, Kalmarunionen and more stealing American s&d for their own greedy purposes. The men of Fisdnar and Acre have been subdued by lies promising them help against us, the Real Americans on this map, and as such they are to be treated as Europeans from now on until they have been comprehensively destroyed. Any other factions found consorting with these Europeans will suffer the same fate.




Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, these brave men are fighting the good fight as our opposites and brothers in arms against the same enemies. They are not men who want to exploit us for our resources, but kind souls who want to rid us of this evil power. Truer patriots I have not seen.

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Rhaelys on March 14, 2014, 01:09:56 am
Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, these brave men are fighting the good fight as our opposites and brothers in arms against the same enemies. They are not men who want to exploit us for our resources, but kind souls who want to rid us of this evil power. Truer patriots I have not seen.

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+1
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: a_bear_irl on March 14, 2014, 01:11:00 am
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weve had enough of these europeans stealing our S&D, its time 2 take mattersi nto our own hands to protect the S&D of real hardworking americans
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Aderyn on March 14, 2014, 01:32:42 am
We have many reports of Fenris, Barabe, Kalmarunionen and more stealing American s&d for their own greedy purposes.

actually we havn't been taking any of your goods, but it would seem you thnk we do so maybe it's time we start? :)
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: BaleOhay on March 14, 2014, 01:39:02 am
if I am reading this correctly Europeans must stay out of NA unless it happens to be the Eu you are trading with?


that is an odd way to go about policing the border. Sounds pretty corrupt. You sure you are not a mexican cartel instead?
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Macbeth3 on March 14, 2014, 01:56:14 am
Ooooh, the propaganda! ...

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 14, 2014, 01:56:51 am
Mafia is our border patrol agents? Holy crap that is like North Korean becoming a member of the Security Council.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 14, 2014, 02:02:50 am
On March 11, 2014, during what seemed like a routine checkpoint stop, we began to uncover a conspiracy.  We first noticed Fenris_Overlord acting nervous, then he made a break for it, trying to bypass an American checkpoint carrying a payload of over 1000 crates.  We began our pursuit.  Shortly after, Keshian makes a seemingly unrelated post, (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/war-declaration-59421/) trying to divert the attention from the border hopper, but our men were vigilant.  Some would never bother to link these events, blowing them off as pure coincidence.  But we kept digging.  We checked every name, who they were, who there friends were, what their parents did for work, anything to connect them.  We began to connect the dots, and what we found was shocking.

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The same names and bad scores kept popping up, so did the whispers of "the plan".  We followed the paper trail.  It brought us to a presumably ordinary fief purchase.  There was an anonymous buyer.  We put some pressure on the bank, they eventually turned up the paperwork.  The buyer was actually a shell corporation for a foreign extremist group known as Fenris.  An EU terrorist cell was operating on US soil, right under our noses.  Hell, they could have been our neighbors. 

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But what was Fenris_Overlord hiding?  After a long pursuit, we finally caught him, but not before an ambush killed 165 of our men, good American fighting men.  Upon opening the wagon covers, we discovered 1900 crates of pure communist grade uranium.  What were they planning to do with this?  Most likely trying to detonate a dirty bomb in a high population area.  Maybe Tulga.  Maybe Narra.  Maybe Veluca.  The plot was foiled, but the trail goes cold.  What else are these extremist groups planning?  I can't bear to imagine it.  US factions facilitating an attack on US citzens on US soil.  It sickens me that they're still out there, plotting their next move.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: kinngrimm on March 14, 2014, 02:08:24 am
So while you want to keep, making trades with DRZ you dont want others to make trade with EU?
Sounds like an opressive regime is being installed on NA from another superpower.

Last round it was Occitan doing trade with DRZ, now you guys.
I guess you will swimm in silver and outproduce everyone else, soon, like the UIF in EU. That makes you then something like the UIF-NA Section GForce+Occitan ^^. As the UIF hasent been big enough already *sigh*

...
Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, ...
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: BaleOhay on March 14, 2014, 02:12:33 am
that second score is a pure result of the garbage free 1 handers. I was third on the scoreboard in that fight but could not kill anyone with my hachet or spike club.

First one we at least had falchons and things went much better.


that is the only part of your post worth responding
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 14, 2014, 02:27:25 am
All I have to say is:


RED DAWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVGvW6GcsA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVGvW6GcsA)

You watch this over and over to learn what we do you North Korean border patrol/gforce scum and your communist overlords!  You watch and you die!

"MERICA, FUCK YEAH"

We dont want you - go join your eu masters in EU, gforce.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 14, 2014, 02:30:58 am
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Rally the peasants!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 14, 2014, 02:51:11 am
EXTRA EXTRA EU scumbag purposely sets night time setting to grief NA border patrol.

Exhibit A:
Attacked happened at 9:24PM EST on NA side of map, gets pushed to 3:00AM EST.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=557

Exhibit B:
Same faction gets attacked at 9:43PM EST in EU, not the same night time setting.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=559

Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Rikthor on March 14, 2014, 03:19:35 am
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A+++ thread, would read again
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: The_Devious_Duc_Volpe on March 14, 2014, 03:20:52 am
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Huey Newton on March 14, 2014, 03:26:10 am
Fuck Spics
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: vespasian on March 14, 2014, 03:39:50 am
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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: BaleOhay on March 14, 2014, 03:42:49 am
Fuck Spics


i miss you huey even if your favorite song is "Cruise" By Florida Georgia Line
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 14, 2014, 03:45:53 am
This is good bread.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Huey Newton on March 14, 2014, 03:48:12 am

i miss you huey even if your favorite song is "Cruise" By Florida Georgia Line

That song literally hurts my soul at it's very core.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: BaleOhay on March 14, 2014, 03:51:32 am
heard you can rap the nelly part from memory
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 14, 2014, 05:06:09 am
That song literally hurts my soul at it's very core.

I heard nickelback invented Rock N' Roll.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bryggan on March 14, 2014, 06:14:28 am
So the Italian Mafioso are the good, law abiding Americans, Northern Europeans are the tyrannical colonist types, and the Russians are altruistic freedom lovers.  Ok, strat is finally starting to make sense.

(PS- could you edit that roster pic to cut the lower bit?  I just got off work, dead tired and starving, then I pounded back 2 beers and signed up to fight.  If I had a chance to eat something, have a little nap, then warm up a bit in NA1, I'm sure I could have got at least 2 kills.)
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 14, 2014, 09:06:37 am
I'm going to go get my free trade boots of capitalism and stomp get my stomp on.

Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: En_Dotter on March 14, 2014, 09:25:44 am
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 14, 2014, 05:09:30 pm
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!

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Lol just saw that episode yesterday. I know, I'm a little fucking late. I just now started watching south park again--all of it, fucking all of it.

Also GForce sucks big dick and are EU pawns, just like I've been saying time and time again.

Remember the Maine!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 14, 2014, 05:12:50 pm
My sources have supplied me with a picture of these EU pawns:

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: dreadnok on March 14, 2014, 07:52:47 pm
actually we havn't been taking any of your goods, but it would seem you thnk we do so maybe it's time we start? :)


Bring it tough guy pussy
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: dreadnok on March 14, 2014, 07:55:56 pm
My sources have supplied me with a picture of these EU pawns:

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Ooooo I'm scared of the might mighty bosstones, for fucksake can we get some manly fucking enemies in this game? All It ever seems to be is androgynous guy/girl hybrid looking twats
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Strudog on March 14, 2014, 09:15:11 pm
Americans that call russians friends are not true Americans.

Even i know that and I'm not from MURICA
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 14, 2014, 09:17:39 pm
Americans that call russians friends are not true Americans.

Even i know that and I'm not from MURICA

In America we look past historical differences, and nationalities. Equality for all.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HardRice on March 14, 2014, 09:38:52 pm
In America we look past historical differences, and nationalities. Equality for all.
I really hope you're not being serious.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 14, 2014, 10:03:23 pm
I really hope you're not being serious.

I think he is referring to how we equally persecute everyone - Irish indentured servants and black slaves, japanese internment camps of the 1940s, communist witch hunts under the cross-dressing head of the fbi, racial profiling of middle-easterners after 9/11 - we persecute everyone (except WASPS of course).
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Haramir on March 14, 2014, 10:06:28 pm
We shall send a French batallion to the wall!

America!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Adoptagoat on March 14, 2014, 10:08:08 pm
I think he is referring to how we equally persecute everyone - Irish indentured servants and black slaves, japanese internment camps of the 1940s, communist witch hunts under the cross-dressing head of the fbi, racial profiling of middle-easterners after 9/11 - we persecute everyone (except WASPS of course).

SOPA's a thing. Gotcha too, wasps.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Goretooth on March 14, 2014, 11:49:24 pm
In America we look past historical differences, and nationalities. Equality for all.
btw you are british
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Vengt037 on March 15, 2014, 01:10:57 am
I have some Russian friends IRL.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Vengt037 on March 15, 2014, 01:14:04 am
I have some Russian friends IRL.

TL;DR I have friends.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bryggan on March 15, 2014, 02:00:23 am
I want to plus the OP for presentation but minus it for the content.

I have Ukrainian friends in real life, some Russian speaking some not.  They don't hang out together much anymore.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: dreadnok on March 15, 2014, 02:16:08 am
I think he is referring to how we equally persecute everyone - Irish indentured servants and black slaves, japanese internment camps of the 1940s, communist witch hunts under the cross-dressing head of the fbi, racial profiling of middle-easterners after 9/11 - we persecute everyone (except WASPS of course).

I wonder why Japanese were thrown into interment camp. Thank god you were in charge during those times
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Aldogalus on March 15, 2014, 02:28:04 am
GFORCE MAFIA: Making NA cleaner, beaner by beaner
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bryggan on March 15, 2014, 08:47:13 am
I just had to sign up against G-Force to save a little face:

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 (http://s200.photobucket.com/user/Bryggan/media/strat.png.html)

Just to show that I'm not always completely useless in battles (as shown in the last pic of the roster).  I apologize to those that I slaughtered, but I had to prove myself, and you all got your revenge when you captured our spawn point and executed us gangland style.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: xxkaliboyx on March 15, 2014, 01:06:55 pm
Do Americans living in EU have sanctuary in NA land? People would like to know...

v/r
Merrrrica
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sir_Firebus on March 15, 2014, 01:55:19 pm
Yeah don't let any of those Druzhina my old friendots in that keep attacking me.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 15, 2014, 07:02:47 pm
Yeah don't let any of those Druzhina my old friendots in that keep attacking me.

Sadly Gforce is working for Druzhina as their NA proxy to attack TRUE AMERICANS, so probably not going to happen.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bronto on March 16, 2014, 12:11:34 am
Yeah don't let any of those Druzhina my old friendots in that keep attacking me.

Should've just dueled them and made a thread about it. You could've challenged anyone for gold and people would pay it. Then you could spam kicks, skey, and profit.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HarryCrumb on March 16, 2014, 01:25:26 am
why the fk have we allowed these EU scumlords to control NA land? SMH @ acre!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 01:28:24 am
Actually I think it had something to do with eu giving free peasants of fisdnar, fisdnar on the eu side - so now they own both fisdnars.  I see nothing wrong with them getting shulus in return.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HarryCrumb on March 16, 2014, 01:30:49 am
lets do our american fkn duty and wipe them off our land

"get off ma lawn, dragonlady"

~relit
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 16, 2014, 02:05:29 am
What about New Dusturil?

Nordmen (EU innit?) hold this NA fief.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 02:36:25 am
What about New Dusturil?

Nordmen (EU innit?) hold this NA fief.

The supposed GForce Border Patrol gave it to them.  I guess Nordmen are among the EUs they want to sell NA too.  Also helping them get bulugur too by force.  Pretty much the opposite of everything Gforce said they were going to do is what theya re actually doing.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 16, 2014, 02:50:59 am
Well well, the plot thickens.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 16, 2014, 03:53:14 pm
The type of attitude and actions that gForce and others have displayed is why North American Strategus will never be anything more than a brush-fire proxy war for whatever members of Europe happen to be interested this time. Nothing new to see here folks, move along.

At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square..
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 16, 2014, 05:50:01 pm
You're a brush fire proxy whatever screw EU scum coming over here TAKING MUH JOBS and spreading your socialist propaganda and serious banners and clans.

Dun need that shit over hur
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 16, 2014, 06:21:28 pm
Gforce is a serious banner.

Joe , soon yuo will kiss the ring s
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Goretooth on March 16, 2014, 06:29:07 pm
Gforce is a serious banner.

Joe , soon yuo will kiss the ring s
DRZ Ring
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HardRice on March 16, 2014, 06:44:42 pm
DRZ Ring
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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 16, 2014, 08:08:13 pm
The supposed GForce Border Patrol gave it to them.  I guess Nordmen are among the EUs they want to sell NA too.  Also helping them get bulugur too by force.  Pretty much the opposite of everything Gforce said they were going to do is what theya re actually doing.

Bulugur is held by an Australian in a European Clan, the most unamerican combination possible-

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LL was a sleeper cell for the Anti-UIF European conspiracy to invade NA, we attacked them and they have revealed their true allegiances now. Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction to better coordinate our reconnaissance missions against these EU terrorists. Don't believe the lies of Kesh, this is a mission to provide freedom to the steppe, and all real Americans should know we have your interests in our heart first and foremost.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 08:17:18 pm

sleeper cell for the European conspiracy to invade NA,  Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction EU terrorists.

sleeper cell for the European conspiracy to invade NA,  Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction EU terrorists.

sleeper cell for the European conspiracy to invade NA,  Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction EU terrorists.

sleeper cell for the European conspiracy to invade NA,  Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction EU terrorists.

sleeper cell for the European conspiracy to invade NA,  Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction EU terrorists.

No amount of lies can hide the truth!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Goretooth on March 16, 2014, 08:39:50 pm
Bulugur is held by an Australian in a European Clan, the most unamerican combination possible-

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LL was a sleeper cell for the Anti-UIF European conspiracy to invade NA, we attacked them and they have revealed their true allegiances now. Tydeus(Angel_Hair) is in the Nordmen faction to better coordinate our reconnaissance missions against these EU terrorists. Don't believe the lies of Kesh, this is a mission to provide freedom to the steppe, and all real Americans should know we have your interests in our heart first and foremost.
you're leader lives in Australia btw
And you are a Brit dunno if I've mEnTioned that yet
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 16, 2014, 10:48:25 pm
Bulugur is held by an Australian in a European Clan, the most unamerican combination possible-


you're leader lives in Australia btw
And you are a Brit dunno if I've mEnTioned that yet



Gforce = *double-facepalm-worthy*
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: HardRice on March 16, 2014, 11:16:10 pm
Gforce is lead by an Aussie with a Brit as their spokesman, all the while conspiring with the UIF. You call the rest of us un-American?
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Dutchydave on March 17, 2014, 02:17:28 am
All this thread tells me is: Gforce all wear white hoods, KKK wannabe kids  :rolleyes:

Anyway the funny thing is if you attacked 2 days later you would of trapped my army that was coming back from eu with 3k goods and 2 villages worth of gear. Its clear that I wont be able to get back into NA territory with out being attacked so im staying in eu  indefinitely helping out my old friends Quincy in their war against the Russians. I will be paying prize money for selected battles if the Quincy leadership agrees  :wink:

Not that I want to be an American as I am Australian but I must say that "An Aussie fighting Russians is more American then an American helping the Russians" Fucking sell outs
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Haramir on March 17, 2014, 02:22:16 am
All this thread tells me is: Gforce all wear white hoods, KKK wannabe kids  :rolleyes:

Anyway the funny thing is if you attacked 2 days later you would of trapped my army that was coming back from eu with 3k goods and 2 villages worth of gear. Its clear that I wont be able to get back into NA territory with out being attacked so im staying in eu  indefinitely helping out my old friends Quincy in their war against the Russians. I will be paying prize money for selected battles if the Quincy leadership agrees  :wink:

Not that I want to be an American as I am Australian but I must say that "An Aussie fighting Russians is more American then an American helping the Russians" Fucking sell outs

Its ok, go play your undercover game selling fief for loompoints on EU
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 17, 2014, 02:36:27 am
All this thread tells me is: Gforce all wear white hoods, KKK wannabe kids  :rolleyes:

Anyway the funny thing is if you attacked 2 days later you would of trapped my army that was coming back from eu with 3k goods and 2 villages worth of gear. Its clear that I wont be able to get back into NA territory with out being attacked so im staying in eu  indefinitely helping out my old friends Quincy in their war against the Russians. I will be paying prize money for selected battles if the Quincy leadership agrees  :wink:

Not that I want to be an American as I am Australian but I must say that "An Aussie fighting Russians is more American then an American helping the Russians" Fucking sell outs

A European Sympathiser has been removed from NA. Look upon this all who doubt what we are doing, and see the proof that these men are traitors.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Voncrow on March 17, 2014, 03:13:01 am
Members of the UIF are exempt from this ruling, these brave men are fighting the good fight as our opposites and brothers in arms against the same enemies. They are not men who want to exploit us for our resources, but kind souls who want to rid us of this evil power. Truer patriots I have not seen.
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A European Sympathiser has been removed from NA. Look upon this all who doubt what we are doing, and see the proof that these men are traitors.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Gimest on March 17, 2014, 10:37:07 am
God damn you Gforce guys are sick... You guys have followed way too much politics, cuz those things u say and do here are just like politics, u say the "enemy" has done this and that, and urselves do it WAY more. God damn that bullshit that im reading everytime Gforce guy write something. Atleast one of you guys gotta be a politician or a helper of one, cuz such things cannot be said by human beings...
And yeh sorry for my english, too lazy at the moment.

Ill just say it again, there are no words in english to describe how much i despice This "GFORCE" mafia.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Smoothrich on March 17, 2014, 10:52:08 am
What is hard to understand? Most All of the Western world is subserviant to America in every way, in every treaty, in all military and trade alliances, culturally and economically, so they deserve little to zero respect.

Russia and other members of the Eastern bloc, on the other hand, have always been more of an equal to America, and instead of stealing American cultural values (while simultaneously insulting Americans in blatant displays of European hypocrisy) they have a unique identity, and are actually worthy of respect, admiration, and cooperation towards greater things for humanity.

I'd rather help the UIF destroy a thousand more shit EU and NA clans, than ever let most of the shitposters in this thread think they ever even had a chance of winning.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bronto on March 17, 2014, 03:08:55 pm
What is hard to understand? Most All of the Western world is subserviant to America in every way, in every treaty, in all military and trade alliances, culturally and economically, so they deserve little to zero respect.

Russia and other members of the Eastern bloc, on the other hand, have always been more of an equal to America, and instead of stealing American cultural values (while simultaneously insulting Americans in blatant displays of European hypocrisy) they have a unique identity, and are actually worthy of respect, admiration, and cooperation towards greater things for humanity.

I'd rather help the UIF destroy a thousand more shit EU and NA clans, than ever let most of the shitposters in this thread think they ever even had a chance of winning.

The real world has nothing to do with CRPG but since you brought it up and think everyone is just doing a swell job in Russia and it's friends, I'd just like to take this moment and disagree wholeheartedly with you. You're probably trolling or at least will say you are to save face. That's how the internet works afterall. Furthermore I read none of these articles because I am a lazy stupid American.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/58649/russia-s-anti-gay-law-spelled-out-in-plain-english

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/24/world/europe/russia-free-speech-report/

Please let us not forget what's happening right now!

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/03/conflict-crimea-russia-ukraine-invade

and last but not least is the whole Pussy Riot thing. Best summation on that was unfortunately wikipedia but that's because I didn't feel like taking the time to look further since I'm just a shit NA person shitposting in a thread I never thought I'd have a chance at winning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Riot

SUCH FREEDOM! SO RESPECT! WOW ADMIRATION! GREAT HUMANITARIAN CAUSES! I UNDERSTAND NOW!

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 17, 2014, 05:45:07 pm
Ill just say it again, there are no words in english to describe how much i despice This "GFORCE" mafia.

That's probably because despice isn't a word in English.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 17, 2014, 07:31:36 pm
That's probably because despice isn't a word in English.

Go back to xp battles murdertron, this diplomacy thing really doesn't suit you.


Edit: Nor does being a russian vassal.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 17, 2014, 08:39:49 pm
I'm going to have to agree with Sparvico and say that you're not particularly funny or clever.

Leave the forums to Fabio.

Discussing a technical matter isn't an attempt at humor.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: ildist on March 17, 2014, 09:24:32 pm
yea u all forgot 1 key thing

this game sux
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 17, 2014, 10:29:47 pm
crpg is awesome, devs are too inactive for strat to be great
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 18, 2014, 01:00:53 am
crpg is awesome, devs are too inactive community is too bored or petty and vindictive for strat to be great
ftfy
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 18, 2014, 01:07:51 am
ftfy

I don't know man, i'm having a lot of fun wrecking all the shit clans and players that I dislike so far. It's pretty funny actually, all those people seem to be the ones who aren't liking Strategus too? makes you think...
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 18, 2014, 01:35:08 am
I don't know man, i'm having a lot of fun wrecking all the shit clans being the UIF's bitch and players that I dislike so far being petty and vindictive about it. It's pretty funny actually, all those people seem to be the ones who aren't liking Strategus too? makes you think...


Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bryggan on March 18, 2014, 02:37:22 am
Dear G-Force:

In the future could you please make two separate threads- One funny, entertaining and blissfully ironic like the OP, then another that's dry and straight forward, just listing the facts.  That way people with a sense of humour can answer your diplomacy in a similar vein, while those to whom Stratland is much more serious than the real world can respond with bitterness and wailing.

I myself am bothered by how powerful you guys are, and definitely don't want NA to become 2 factions, one evil empire vs a forced alliance of freedom loving independent factions (or one harmonious conglomeration of right minded citizens vs. anarchic backwards warlords, depending on where you stand).

To avoid the mighty feared wall of text, I will insert my views in this spoiler:
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And then I go on, brevity not really being my thing
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and on and on
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With a little respect and a lot of fear,
Bryggan,
Commander of the Thirteen Knights,
Ex-Lord of New Shulus
Ex-Defender of the Pass
Purveyor of Fine Goods and Sundries
Fourth Place in the New Sargoth Egg-and-spoon Race

Sumus Mala Fortuna
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 18, 2014, 02:47:52 am
Dear G-Force:

In the future could you please make two separate threads- One funny, entertaining and blissfully ironic like the OP, then another that's dry and straight forward, just listing the facts.  That way people with a sense of humour can answer your diplomacy in a similar vein, while those to whom Stratland is much more serious than the real world can respond with bitterness and wailing.

I myself am bothered by how powerful you guys are, and definitely don't want NA to become 2 factions, one evil empire vs a forced alliance of freedom loving independent factions (or one harmonious conglomeration of right minded citizens vs. anarchic backwards warlords, depending on where you stand).

To avoid the mighty feared wall of text, I will insert my views in this spoiler:
(click to show/hide)
And then I go on, brevity not really being my thing
(click to show/hide)
and on and on
(click to show/hide)

With a little respect and a lot of fear,
Bryggan,
Commander of the Thirteen Knights,
Ex-Lord of New Shulus
Ex-Defender of the Pass
Purveyor of Fine Goods and Sundries
Fourth Place in the New Sargoth Egg-and-spoon Race

Sumus Mala Fortuna

what
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Bryggan on March 18, 2014, 02:57:55 am
I said
Dear G-Force:

In the future could you please make two separate threads- One funny, entertaining and blissfully ironic like the OP, then another that's dry and straight forward, just listing the facts.  That way people with a sense of humour can answer your diplomacy in a similar vein, while those to whom Stratland is much more serious than the real world can respond with bitterness and wailing.

I myself am bothered by how powerful you guys are, and definitely don't want NA to become 2 factions, one evil empire vs a forced alliance of freedom loving independent factions (or one harmonious conglomeration of right minded citizens vs. anarchic backwards warlords, depending on where you stand).

To avoid the mighty feared wall of text, I will insert my views in this spoiler:
(click to show/hide)
And then I go on, brevity not really being my thing
(click to show/hide)
and on and on
(click to show/hide)

With a little respect and a lot of fear,
Bryggan,
Commander of the Thirteen Knights,
Ex-Lord of New Shulus
Ex-Defender of the Pass
Purveyor of Fine Goods and Sundries
Fourth Place in the New Sargoth Egg-and-spoon Race

Sumus Mala Fortuna
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: imisshotmail on March 18, 2014, 03:08:59 am
I'd rather help the UIF destroy a thousand more shit EU and NA clans, than ever let most of the shitposters in this thread think they ever even had a chance of winning.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 18, 2014, 05:20:29 am
I'd rather help the let the UIF order me around like the bitch I am and destroy a thousand more shit EU and NA clans any semblance of dignity I had left , than ever let most of the shitposters in this thread think they ever even had a chance of winning think for myself and pick my own fights.


Edit: Though in retrospect you may simply be to drunk to think for yourself.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 18, 2014, 08:24:51 am

Edit: Though in retrospect you may simply be to drunk to think for yourself.

sparvico, you should know by now that the "you're too drunk for ___" jibe is only effective on me by now

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 18, 2014, 09:40:12 am
I'm drunk and fuck smoothrich.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: a_bear_irl on March 18, 2014, 11:15:35 pm
im sparvico and im getting real mad at low effort shitposting in the strat diplomacy section
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sparvico on March 18, 2014, 11:48:00 pm
im sparvico and im getting real mad at low effort shitposting in the strat diplomacy section

Nice to meet you Sparvico, why are you such a fucking asshole all the time though? Might want to look into that.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 19, 2014, 01:15:32 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

Ye still coming round the sarvo imisshotmail?
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 19, 2014, 03:08:18 am
rofl xD
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Dutchydave on March 19, 2014, 03:31:11 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

Ye still coming round the sarvo imisshotmail?

PMSL  imisshotmail has ciggy butt brain :shock:
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Lemon on March 19, 2014, 11:11:19 pm
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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Kadeth on March 20, 2014, 10:01:43 am
you're leader lives in Australia btw

All Americans hate Australians; GForce can't possibly be led by an Aussie?!
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Sharpe on March 20, 2014, 11:44:47 am
you're leader lives in Australia btw
And you are a Brit dunno if I've mEnTioned that yet

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Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: Keshian on March 20, 2014, 04:08:21 pm
All Americans hate Australians; GForce can't possibly be led by an Aussie?!

Hes kind of like a mascot.  Thats what I heard though.  It was either that or Marcus_Aurelius.  Needless to say the choice became obvious.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 20, 2014, 05:13:43 pm
Hes kind of like a mascot.  Thats what I heard though.  It was either that or Marcus_Aurelius.  Needless to say the choice became obvious.

It really came down to choosing the better player.  We only let Marcus in to grind troops.
Title: Re: NA Border Patrol
Post by: The_Devious_Duc_Volpe on March 21, 2014, 05:26:50 pm
That Marcus guy sucks.... Riran is the guy you want... silly gforce.