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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Deltah on March 08, 2014, 05:25:41 am

Title: Rise of the Vagabond Dynasty
Post by: Deltah on March 08, 2014, 05:25:41 am
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The year is 2014. Or, as will otherwise be known in the history books from this point on, THE YEAR OF THE ASS.

We are the Ass Prince Assembly, or the APA , for you dyslexic types. VAGABOND DYNASTY
Let me lay it down for you:

- I AM THE ASS PRINCE
- We plan on being a nomadic faction, in other words a principality on wheels. Expect to see us impaling at a castle near you.
- We are going to try and be cool with most people, but if you awake to see a giant immolated dung beetle on the porch of your castle, don't fret. That's completely normal, I assure you.
- We aren't going to adhere to your stupid drama. This is a videogame. If you don't like us or don't like what we are doing, tough shit.
- If you want to join us and you aren't a cocknozzle, you can PM Artyem. However, if you are indeed a cocknozzle, please PM Larry, for I believe he has a few positions open. Please do not PM me, for I am incapable of reading. Unless you are a moderately attractive female in your early twenties from the IL area. In that case, I expect selfies of you wearing your best Christmas sweater by morning.

Now that that's out of the way, I have one final request from all of you before we begin our descent upon your lands.
BRING ME THAT ASS!


Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Artyem on March 08, 2014, 05:27:59 am
Now that we are independent once again, our first order of business by decree of the ASS PRINCE is the vassalization of the Happyphantom Loney Fun Squad.

Do not fear, lost souls, for you are lonely no more.
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 08, 2014, 06:17:02 am
I'm pleased to head up the special APA ass-force: Tuatara APA.

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Don't fuck w' us:

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Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Uumdi on March 08, 2014, 06:44:29 am
i prefer Chicago style, but still better than MLA
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Dach on March 08, 2014, 10:59:40 am
Quote from: landscribe on March 08, 2014, 06:17:02 am
Don't fuck w' us:

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BIRD CLAN DOESNT APPROVE... stay out of my village..  :evil:
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Ganner on March 08, 2014, 09:18:15 pm
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Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 08, 2014, 10:35:05 pm
The APA? Is it bad that I think of this first? (http://www.apa.org/)
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 08, 2014, 10:40:33 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on March 08, 2014, 10:35:05 pm
The APA? Is it bad that I think of this first? (http://www.apa.org/)

Our #1 strategy: mind games.

Or is it?
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Voice on March 09, 2014, 03:21:10 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 09, 2014, 04:57:51 am
Quote from: Ganner on March 08, 2014, 09:18:15 pm
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FUCK! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: Deltah on March 11, 2014, 08:59:00 pm
I go afk for one fucking day and this shit happens?
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Really?
Title: Re: Rise of the APA
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 11, 2014, 09:32:59 pm
Ass-to-ass.

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Title: Re: Rise of the Vagabond Dynasty
Post by: Artyem on April 11, 2014, 10:36:05 pm
We traded the humorous clan-related name for a terrible RP name.

we're gay