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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 04, 2014, 07:56:47 am

Title: Drunken claims of a brothel abusing ne'er do well upon New Chaeza
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 04, 2014, 07:56:47 am

I, Frank, lay claim to New Chaeza and all it's whores. As the patron of the previous brothel owner I stake claim as is my right given the many children I have incidentally fathered there. I am truly the father of the town.

Shit shall be cheap, the alcohol potent and the whores wet.

May my claim stand for a thousand years!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBoRkg5-Ieg&feature=kp

Title: Re: Drunken claims of a brothel abusing ne'er do well upon New Chaeza
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 06, 2014, 04:34:55 am

MurderBoner dares contest Franks claims on Chazea?!

Title: Re: Drunken claims of a brothel abusing ne'er do well upon New Chaeza
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 06, 2014, 04:53:04 am

Many messages from my, from my many ugly children do inform me that a man, an ugly, ugly man did enter town and seize it for his own sake.

Oh the horror and sadness.

One wonders weather one should take up arms and save my despoiled hidious children...

I suppose not, I suppose not.