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Title: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: wayyyyyne on February 26, 2014, 01:29:40 pm
In my option, 2handres are't pros : my explanation : 1) low skilla; 3. they noobs4. culture of backpedal.
That was my explaining as to why 2handres aren't pro players.
exptrapolate your option.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Macropus on February 26, 2014, 01:38:07 pm
He has a point.  :!:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Vibe on February 26, 2014, 01:44:06 pm
i think so are two sword seriously excessive and that they should be humble because they do too much damage and stabbed him from afar
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 01:51:30 pm
is lolstab cheet not fare. for noob.

nerf lolstab
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Austrian on February 26, 2014, 01:59:48 pm
Quote from: wayyyyyne on February 26, 2014, 01:29:40 pm
In my option, 2handres are't pros : my explanation : 1) low skilla; 3. they noobs4. culture of backpedal.
That was my explaining as to why 2handres aren't pro players.
exptrapolate your option.
My opinion:
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Tore on February 26, 2014, 02:04:57 pm
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Miwiw on February 26, 2014, 02:25:12 pm
Quote from: wayyyyyne on February 26, 2014, 01:29:40 pm
In my option, 2handres are't pros : my explanation : 1) low skilla; 3. they noobs4. culture of backpedal.

I see why you left out point 2. :D
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: dreadnok on February 26, 2014, 02:55:37 pm
The swing mechanics are easy and very forgiving
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: The Pope on February 26, 2014, 03:38:34 pm
Agreed. 2h only for spastic cows
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: BASNAK on February 26, 2014, 03:46:53 pm
2 Handres? Sounds like some Mexican variant of a 2H hero.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: _Tamra_ on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 03:58:15 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Prpavi on February 26, 2014, 04:01:42 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Vibe on February 26, 2014, 04:02:27 pm
Quote from: BASNAK on February 26, 2014, 03:46:53 pm
2 Handres? Sounds like some Mexican variant of a 2H hero.

dos handres

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 26, 2014, 04:29:40 pm
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: wayyyyyne on February 26, 2014, 04:41:45 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 26, 2014, 04:29:40 pm
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armpit pls

this is a serious discussion

also: 2h are gay and homosex
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Prinz_Karl on February 26, 2014, 04:47:15 pm
My opinion of this: You only started this topic to use the intelligent looking word "extrapolate".
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
Buff longsword.

My proposition - hear me out....

120 speed
32 pierce
95 cut

Discuss.

It's a joke fuckers...

[EDIT] REMOVED LAST LINE FROM SPOILER BECAUSE OMG ITS A JOKE TARDS!  LOOK AT THE STATS....this community....I swear....
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Kuujis on February 26, 2014, 06:28:10 pm
Without point 2 this thread is /thread. Please make a constructive point 2.

Signed,
2h noob.

P.S. Car office is that way ====>
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: tizzango on February 26, 2014, 06:31:29 pm
Wayne and Vibe those posts were literally two of the funniest things i've read on these forums for a long time.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Tore on February 26, 2014, 06:33:33 pm
2h very very bad !!

injustice ! !
 I love 2h but

 a very difficult game, 2h  and hit hard
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Kafein on February 26, 2014, 07:18:52 pm
His mothers asshole, my longsword
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Rebelyell on February 26, 2014, 07:44:01 pm
Quote from: wayyyyyne on February 26, 2014, 01:29:40 pm
In my option, 2handres are't pros : my explanation : 1) low skilla; 3. they noobs4. culture of backpedal.
That was my explaining as to why 2handres aren't pro players.
exptrapolate your option.
very much true a lot
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Johammeth on February 26, 2014, 07:58:31 pm
1h weapon is rly good
2h being even bettor
can we plz have 3h weapons to help new players do the game well???/
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 26, 2014, 08:04:30 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 08:32:34 pm
Hey Kaokiddy...

Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
It's a joke fuckers...

Tard.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 26, 2014, 08:36:59 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
Buff longsword.

My proposition - hear me out....

120 speed
32 pierce
95 cut

Discuss.

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32p? thats too much would be op.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 08:50:22 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
Buff longsword.

My proposition - hear me out....

120 speed
32 pierce
95 cut

Discuss.

It's a joke fuckers...

[EDIT] REMOVED LAST LINE FROM SPOILER BECAUSE OMG ITS A JOKE TARDS!  LOOK AT THE STATS....this community....I swear....

Read nublets...
It's called a spoiler.

Whoever thought I was serious about a 120 speed 95 cut 32 pierce longsword ....just LOL

95 cut?  I mean come on...
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 08:53:56 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
Buff longsword.

My proposition - hear me out....

120 speed
32 pierce
95 cut

Discuss.
Wtf? I think longsword is ok. Stupid proposition. -1.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 08:55:49 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 08:53:56 pm
Wtf? I think longsword is ok. Stupid proposition. -1.

If trolling now, funny.
If serious.....READ!

/sigh

There is a fine line in these forums between funny trolling and just absolute stupidity and I'm beginning to wonder which is which sometimes....
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Tore on February 26, 2014, 08:59:27 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 05:09:53 pm
Buff longsword.

My proposition - hear me out....

120 speed
32 pierce
95 cut

Discuss.

wtf 120 speed is wayyyy too much.. longsword is already op, agree with enigmatic_stranger
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:01:46 pm
Quote from: Tore on February 26, 2014, 08:59:27 pm
wtf 120 speed is wayyyy too much.. longsword is already op, agree with enigmatic_stranger

Ok now definitely trolling.

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: San on February 26, 2014, 09:02:33 pm
7PS, 95 cut, 184 wpf, you're only doing 21-41 damage on 76 armour. *Yawn* so weak.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:02:56 pm
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 :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:03:27 pm
Quote from: San on February 26, 2014, 09:02:33 pm
7PS, 95 cut, 184 wpf, you're only doing 21-41 damage on 76 armour. *Yawn* so weak.

Wow, thats...surprisingly sucky LOL
Fuck that, getting a bec!
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:03:48 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:02:56 pm
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 :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

LOL....ok I like you again.

The rest of you can suck my photoshop'd green penis.

Except Artyem and Jarlek because....
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: tizzango on February 26, 2014, 09:08:19 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:02:56 pm
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:09:48 pm
Elindor, this is a parody thread, pls gtfo to Chamber of Tears with your balance QQ  :|
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:14:15 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:09:48 pm
Elindor, this is a parody thread, pls gtfo to Chamber of Tears with your balance QQ  :|

I'm sorry PTX apparently you also are not getting the fact that it was a joke somehow.....95 cut? 120 speed?  HELLOOOO?
I made a COMPLETELY outrageous suggestion for longsword that I would NEVER suggest for any weapon as a joke to play along with the 2h is OP thread topic.
I do not argue that 2h is OP.

Do you guys seriously not get it or are just trolling?  Seriously.....
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: San on February 26, 2014, 09:15:09 pm
Elindor's serious QQ is just too much.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:15:32 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:03:48 pm
The rest of you can suck my photoshop'd green penis.
Yeah! Fuck those guys!
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:17:33 pm
Quote from: San on February 26, 2014, 09:15:09 pm
Elindor's serious QQ is just too much.

LOL

OK i'll stop checking this thread now...

Weird, community hates 2h, so I make obviously joking suggestion on how to completely overpower longsword and people either don't get it or still don't like it...
...or are just trolling the shit out of me....which I hope is the case cause otherwise you guys are seriously brain damaged.

/shrug
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:23:48 pm
 :arrow: http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: San on February 26, 2014, 09:25:16 pm
Elindor is so funny =D
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Macropus on February 26, 2014, 09:26:16 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:17:33 pm
LOL

OK i'll stop checking this thread now...

Weird, community hates 2h, so I make obviously joking suggestion on how to completely overpower longsword and people either don't get it or still don't like it...
...or are just trolling the shit out of me....which I hope is the case cause otherwise you guys are seriously brain damaged.

/shrug
You are making jokes about buffing the Longsword like it's something that shouldn't be done...
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:26:50 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:23:48 pm
:arrow: http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/

 :arrow: My Anus

So anyhow....
My joke was too complex, let me try again.

NURF 2H!!!

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 26, 2014, 09:30:33 pm
enigmatic_stranger that is quite a nice looking peen you drew there.  You must have seen quite a few in your day to piece together such a fine specimen. 

elindor:   

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:35:38 pm
At this point I'm just really curious whether:

A) people realize it was a joke and are trolling the shit out of me (Preferable)
B) people somehow don't realize it was a joke and are just that stupid in here (Concerned for humanity)

Either way, I hate this place.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Prpavi on February 26, 2014, 09:37:32 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:15:32 pm
Yeah! Fuck those guys!
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This is now your new avatar Elindor, use eet!
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: tizzango on February 26, 2014, 09:39:14 pm
enigmatic stranger, can i have one please?
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:41:16 pm
Quote from: Prpavi on February 26, 2014, 09:37:32 pm
This is now your new avatar Elindor, use eet!

That actually I will do...because it rocks.

[EDIT] <---- DONE.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Count_Grishnackh on February 26, 2014, 09:43:51 pm
such unbalance
                              2h so stronker
           pole is real class
                                            try shielder you unskilled 2h noob

lolstab OP nerph
         
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:45:37 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:35:38 pm
At this point I'm just really curious whether:

A) people realize it was a joke and are trolling the shit out of me (Preferable)
B) people somehow don't realize it was a joke and are just that stupid in here (Concerned for humanity)

Either way, I hate this place.  :rolleyes:
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 25, 2014, 11:23:52 pm
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Prpavi on February 26, 2014, 09:45:46 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:41:16 pm
That actually I will do...because it rocks.

[EDIT] <---- DONE.


nice :3
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 09:48:35 pm
Quote from: tizzango on February 26, 2014, 09:39:14 pm
enigmatic stranger, can i have one please?
That cat already looks a bit like a dick, can do nothing to improve it!
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:52:19 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 26, 2014, 09:45:37 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 25, 2014, 11:23:52 pm

I accept this answer PTX
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 26, 2014, 09:53:01 pm
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:58:34 pm
You are right Huseby...funny thing is I was trolled while trolling trolls....
I was trolling a troll thread and got trolled making my troll!  Then I trollled the trollers trolling me in a troll thread that I was trying to troll in...and I got trolled again.

It's kinda like this in here...

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Thranduil on February 26, 2014, 10:01:50 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:58:34 pm
You are right Huseby...funny thing is I was trolled while trolling trolls....
I was trolling a troll thread and got trolled making my troll!  Then I trollled the trollers trolling me in a troll thread that I was trying to troll in...and I got trolled again.

It's kinda like this in here...

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So...... you're the pikachu, right?
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 10:02:34 pm
Quote from: Thranduil on February 26, 2014, 10:01:50 pm
So...... you're the pikachu, right?

Yep.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 26, 2014, 10:08:03 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:58:34 pm
You are right Huseby...funny thing is I was trolled while trolling trolls....
I was trolling a troll thread and got trolled making my troll!  Then I trollled the trollers trolling me in a troll thread that I was trying to troll in...and I got trolled again.

It's kinda like this in here...

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Jona on February 26, 2014, 10:20:28 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:26:50 pm
:arrow: My Anus

Damnit! I tried clicking that so many times! Don't tease us like that again, man!


Also Eli, you really showed your age in this here thread.  :lol:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 10:23:17 pm
Quote from: Jona on February 26, 2014, 10:20:28 pm
Damnit! I tried clicking that so many times! Don't tease us like that again, man!


Also Eli, you really showed your age in this here thread.  :lol:

Jona I'll send you the real link later.

As in old? Yeah, I'm old (comparatively)...did you know that or just inferred?
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Jona on February 26, 2014, 10:23:51 pm
Sweet deal.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Jarlek on February 26, 2014, 11:04:41 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:03:48 pm
LOL....ok I like you again.

The rest of you can suck my photoshop'd green penis.

Except Artyem and Jarlek because....
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What spoiler?

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Smithy on February 26, 2014, 11:28:39 pm
Never done this before but, I made this for you Elindor.  Enjoy.   :D


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PS: love you Elindork  :wink:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: //saxon on February 26, 2014, 11:31:46 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:58:34 pm
You are right Huseby...funny thing is I was trolled while trolling trolls....
I was trolling a troll thread and got trolled making my troll!  Then I trollled the trollers trolling me in a troll thread that I was trying to troll in...and I got trolled again.
that is defiantly going on my sig.  :lol:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 26, 2014, 11:38:24 pm
it really is too bad elindor stole the rightful ridicule that was going towards Lady_Lamerina

Can we maybe go back to ridiculing her post (and her views on homosexuality). 
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 11:49:35 pm
Quote from: Smithy on February 26, 2014, 11:28:39 pm
Never done this before but, I made this for you Elindor.  Enjoy.   :D


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PS: love you Elindork  :wink:

HOLY SHIT SMITHY THAT IS SO PERFECT...Im laughing so hard reading that...  100% accurate - saving for later use.

Although....I'm still not entirely convinced that everyone knew I was joking...I still think some of these derps thought I was serious
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Techno on February 26, 2014, 11:51:10 pm
As a 2hander i can confirm 2handers are not pro.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 11:51:17 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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But yes Huseby lets return to this - kinda forgot about this.

Most difficult class = Donkey rock thrower, duh!
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Smithy on February 26, 2014, 11:54:30 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 11:49:35 pm
HOLY SHIT SMITHY THAT IS SO PERFECT.  100% accurate - saving for later use.

Although....I'm still not entirely convinced that everyone knew I was joking...I still think some of these derps thought I was serious.


Glad you enjoyed it.   :D


Now, Elindork...

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Teeth on February 26, 2014, 11:58:05 pm
8 posts and a few edits telling us that it was a joke suggestion. Reverse psychology trolling 1 - Elindor 0.

Good thread.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 27, 2014, 12:02:56 am
Quote from: Teeth on February 26, 2014, 11:58:05 pm
8 posts and a few edits telling us that it was a joke suggestion. Reverse psychology trolling 1 - Elindor 0.

Good thread.

It is true, I did get trolled by some...
But again - almost certain some were serious in their disagreement with my joke proposal...and for them, I am most concerned.

Ultimately I had fun, thanks everyone!  Goodnight.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Kafein on February 27, 2014, 12:27:01 am
I see that Elindor quite masterfully convinced you all that he was serious over his "are you serious?" posts. Well played Elindor.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 27, 2014, 12:49:25 am
Quote from: Smithy on February 26, 2014, 11:28:39 pm
Never done this before but, I made this for you Elindor.  Enjoy.   :D


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PS: love you Elindork  :wink:

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Teeth on February 27, 2014, 01:28:24 am
Quote from: Kafein on February 27, 2014, 12:27:01 am
I see that Elindor quite masterfully convinced you all that he was serious over his "are you serious?" posts. Well played Elindor.
That would be a classic case of this

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Which is many times more embarrassing than admitting you got trolled a little.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: San on February 27, 2014, 01:32:12 am
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 11:49:35 pm
HOLY SHIT SMITHY THAT IS SO PERFECT...Im laughing so hard reading that...  100% accurate - saving for later use.

Although....I'm still not entirely convinced that everyone knew I was joking...I still think some of these derps thought I was serious

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on February 27, 2014, 02:13:41 am
Quote from: San on February 27, 2014, 01:32:12 am
We knew

YOU knew :)  The people in question are Gravoth and Tore...because I think I edited the initial post AFTER they posted...
Everyone else after was definitely trolling  :mrgreen:

And yeah Teeth, I don't know what Kafein is implying but I got trolled a little by some of these chaps.
Don't overthink it - Smithy's cartoon reenactment is pretty much what happened here...
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Dezilagel on February 27, 2014, 02:58:08 am
Quote from: Elindor on February 27, 2014, 02:13:41 am
Don't overthink it

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Also: Buff longsword!
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: MrPink44 on February 27, 2014, 03:30:37 am
Quality thread chaps time for a spot of tea

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on February 27, 2014, 05:05:33 am
Quote from: Dezilagel on February 27, 2014, 02:58:08 am
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Also: Buff longsword!

refer to phantasmals "longsword"card
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Austrian on February 27, 2014, 07:19:26 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Bothersome_Aldryk on February 27, 2014, 08:39:29 pm
2hands op they like shaking and then stab i say again they are too strong. how can one even fight such op with backpedal shaking??
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: SyderOne on February 28, 2014, 05:32:58 pm
Quote from: Austrian on February 27, 2014, 07:19:26 pm
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hahahahahah!!!!!! hahahahah!!!!! +1 Austrian hahaha
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: //saxon on March 02, 2014, 04:16:42 am

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Grumbs on March 02, 2014, 11:26:24 am
Quote from: Lady_Lamerina on February 26, 2014, 03:57:03 pm
For me 2-handed is the most difficult class, my own feeling, and because of this I'm playing this class;
otherwise this game wouldn't be a real challenge, since, for me, Polearmer and Shielder is super easy-mode. (Ranged wouldn't be any fun for me)

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The thing about 2 handers i've noticed is that the swing animations before you release are much better than poles. Its like they blend together when you feint left and right, especially if you start with the stab animation. With poles they are clunky and you can see earlier on which swing is being prepped. You see people spamming right swing with poles because of that - polearms just don't feint convincingly compared to 2 handers.

Although comparable poles are longer and so slow your movement down more, they don't really gain any reach and they get caught on stuff more. The good thing about poles is the extra damage you with some, they have much better shield breakers because of unbalanced and their shield breakers get a stab. The rear with poles is also a really nice ability

Poles also have access to the 2D and hoplite class which is worth specing into poles for. If I had to have 1 wpf it would still be poles just for the versatility and they are still comparable to 2 handers in duels, just not quite as good

So 2 hand not easy mode, but it does get some advantages. I wouldn't really change anything though except maybe make poles have nicer animations before you release the attack

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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: kinngrimm on March 02, 2014, 02:14:15 pm
Quote from: Elindor on February 26, 2014, 09:35:38 pm
At this point I'm just really curious whether:

A) people realize it was a joke and are trolling the shit out of me (Preferable)
B) people somehow don't realize it was a joke and are just that stupid in here (Concerned for humanity)

Either way, I hate this place.  :rolleyes:
C) you didnt realize, people were making fun of you because you havent realized people making fun of you ...
(sounds like A), with the difference you are the one not having realized that people are making fun of you because  you havent realized people making fun of you ...)

also you have to use that new avatar now   8-)  at least for a week
and i hope i was able to help you in your quest for the truth  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Elindor on March 02, 2014, 11:05:20 pm
Quote from: kinngrimm on March 02, 2014, 02:14:15 pm
C) you didnt realize, people were making fun of you because you havent realized people making fun of you ...
(sounds like A), with the difference you are the one not having realized that people are making fun of you because  you havent realized people making fun of you ...)

also you have to use that new avatar now   8-)  at least for a week
and i hope i was able to help you in your quest for the truth  :mrgreen:

That is the same as my first option -  A) Trolling me
Which I assumed after the first two posts and found preferable to the alternative...

Thanks though Kinngrimm.
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Joseph Porta on March 03, 2014, 09:28:00 pm
We fucked
Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: bredeus on March 04, 2014, 10:07:12 am
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Title: Re: why 2handres aren't pros
Post by: Sniger on March 04, 2014, 12:31:41 pm
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