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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on February 24, 2014, 09:42:20 pm

Title: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 24, 2014, 09:42:20 pm
Free Peasants Theme Song, strongly recommended to listen to whilst reading.

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The Peasants gathered in their secret underground lair below Fisdnar, the only safe place while the town is still under control of the white men.

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"Where is Arys? We were supposed to start our diplomacy a week ago!" Exclaimed Good Peasant Bruvantas.
"He's got a wobbly boot on wider than a choir-boy's asshole" Said Frank The Australian
"He could be frolicking in the hay with Betsy as he was for nearly a fortnight", muttered El Yanqui, Peasant from a far away land.
"Could be practicing with his Trident, we know how shitty he is with it..." Said Dorlando, a Fine Specimen of Peasant inbreeding.

"No..." Said Froyo the Master Wizard "We all know where he is...."

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The Free Peasants Diplomacy has begun!

Strong Claim on Nova Fisdnar, Weak Claim on EU Fisdnar, Fabricated Claims on the rest of Calradia. Looking for allies with loyalty, honesty, and integrity. There is hope to set up a bastion of trade between all of EU and NA on the Northwest portion of the map, linking us together through strong girthy man arms. We are especially looking to create friendly ties with our neighbors.

Send forth your messenger war goats and let us convene!

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NEW! Fisdnar is the supreme selling fief of NA!

25g good price, decent prosperity and only 12% tax! Come and sell thine goods!

EU Fisdnar has closed borders! I must be left alone to complete my experiments on Betsy.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Tom Cruise on February 25, 2014, 02:31:01 am
Dirty Horsefucking Neckbeard
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Elindor on February 25, 2014, 07:21:52 pm
Arys was nice to me long enough to have me make their banner for them, now he is meanie to me and it makes me sad...but judging by the intake of ales, that could be just the alcohol talking.

But I support the Free Peasants anyhow, and Knute is my favorite!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Austrian on February 25, 2014, 07:32:15 pm
Good luck have fun and make more battles like in strat 4  :)
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Keshian on February 25, 2014, 08:00:13 pm
Looking forward to a Fisdnar battle soon :)

Did he change the map on NA fisdnar to fisdnar as well when he changed the name?
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 25, 2014, 08:11:54 pm
Quote from: Keshian on February 25, 2014, 08:00:13 pm
Looking forward to a Fisdnar battle soon :)

Did he change the map on NA fisdnar to fisdnar as well when he changed the name?

I've been unable to find out from him if he changed the scene. We'll find out when we attack!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Spanish on February 25, 2014, 10:43:21 pm
Peasant lobbyists get things done by getting chadz to add fisdnar back to the NA map. Why wouldn't people fight for the free peasants especially since we all have peasant gear at this point
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on February 26, 2014, 02:14:00 am
Quote from: Elindor on February 25, 2014, 07:21:52 pm
Arys was nice to me long enough to have me make their banner for them, now he is meanie to me and it makes me sad...but judging by the intake of ales, that could be just the alcohol talking.

But I support the Free Peasants anyhow, and Knute is my favorite!

If I remember correctly I paid a small fortune :P
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 26, 2014, 04:47:19 am
Attacking peasants is a cruel injustice!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 02, 2014, 10:12:53 pm
NEW! Fisdnar is the supreme selling fief of NA!

25g good price, decent prosperity and only 12% tax! Come and sell thine goods!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: yashichi on March 03, 2014, 01:41:54 am
The scene was changed to Fisdnar. Thanks chadz & co!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Novamere on March 03, 2014, 04:49:49 am
How fast is S&D there or prosperity or whatever?
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 09, 2014, 12:11:26 am
EU Fisdnar has closed borders! I must be left alone to complete my experiments on Betsy.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: Aderyn on March 09, 2014, 04:30:31 am
where are all the pictures of the teddybears arys? I came here expecting some god damn teddybears.
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 19, 2014, 09:15:30 am
Quote from: Aderyn on March 09, 2014, 04:30:31 am
where are all the pictures of the teddybears arys? I came here expecting some god damn teddybears.

More Teddybeard to come good sir.

Edit: That was a Freudian slip if i've ever seen one!
Title: Re: Free Peasants Diplomacy Thread
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 19, 2014, 09:40:08 am
Arys update the damn trade log!

NA Fisdnar is now a selling fief. Tax sits at 5% enjoy the filthy lucre!