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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: protox2k on February 21, 2014, 11:12:16 pm

Title: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: protox2k on February 21, 2014, 11:12:16 pm
Well today i bought my first mature coconut I've tried everything to try to open it!


AND NO i'm not going outside to smash it on a rock to look stupid in front of my 100 neighbors 

help you tube wants me to use fancy stuff :(
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 21, 2014, 11:15:23 pm
Well today i bought my first mature coconut I've tried everything to try to open it!


AND NO i'm not going outside to smash it on a rock to look stupid in front of my 100 neighbors 

help you tube wants me to use fancy stuff :(

Screw Driver and Hammer if you want it done without TO much damage to coconut water.
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 21, 2014, 11:17:49 pm
Bash it on you or your friends head
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Sniger on February 21, 2014, 11:32:42 pm
you see 2 or 3 small dark spots usally in "the end" of the nut (if you can call it an end on an almost round object :p ) these dark spots are softer than the rest of the nut. use a screwdriver or something else to poke a hole. they perfect straw size :)

cool theres a site showing it :D

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Coconut
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 21, 2014, 11:37:59 pm
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Post by: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 11:41:02 pm
you see 2 or 3 small dark spots usally in "the end" of the nut (if you can call it an end on an almost round object :p ) these dark spots are softer than the rest of the nut. use a screwdriver or something else to poke a hole. they perfect straw size :)

cool theres a site showing it :D

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Coconut

That wiki page made me hungry for coconut  :(
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: F i n on February 21, 2014, 11:46:37 pm
well first, u should let the water out. u can make a few holes (the coconut has some weakspots on the pointy side :3).

Once it's empty, either hit it with a hammer (like around the "equator") to crack it open,

Or put it in the oven for like 10 mins at 170°c. That usually cracks the bitch.

Or just take a lil saw :3.

Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Bob_Ross on February 21, 2014, 11:55:19 pm
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Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: protox2k on February 21, 2014, 11:56:42 pm
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LOL!


Thanks guys i did the hole thing and drank the water inside but i have yet to open it because i can't find my hammer..
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: LordBerenger on February 22, 2014, 12:09:56 am
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Kalam on February 22, 2014, 12:10:32 am
Honestly, a machete is the easiest way. I guess a small axe might work.

Reference: me, cracked a lot of coconuts in my time

FOUND A VIDEO ON IT

Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: protox2k on February 22, 2014, 12:16:01 am
Honestly, a machete is the easiest way. I guess a small axe might work.

Reference: me, cracked a lot of coconuts in my time

FOUND A VIDEO ON IT


Great video looked like the guy might chop his fingers at one point
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Kafein on February 22, 2014, 12:43:22 am
It's not really a good argument... Can you find something that is not easier to do with a machete ?
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Utrakil on February 22, 2014, 12:52:56 am
Get a heavy blade (somewhere between kitchenknife and langes messer) and hit the nut horizontaly somewhere on the top third. keep repeating and turning the nut. eventually it will crack open along the line you are constantly hitting.
and dont follow the video because you don't want to loose the juice. The juice is the best part.
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Sniger on February 22, 2014, 02:14:41 am
It's not really a good argument... Can you find something that is not easier to do with a machete ?

tough one but i think i got it

(click to show/hide)

The juice is the best part.

aye +1, it takes abit more effort but i prefer to poke hole and add straw then eat the... what do you call it? the meat? afterwards :)

the juice or whatever is also frikkin pumped on minerals and shit very good for you
Title: Re: How to Crack Open a coconut....HELP
Post by: Dooz on February 23, 2014, 10:44:09 am
too many neighbors