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Title: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: jergu on February 13, 2014, 08:17:59 pm
Well? What's the weirdest thing that happened to YOU this week?

Mine is that i never really liked coffee but drank 1 cup on monday and got totally addicted to it now... (yes not much is happening in my life...  :oops: )
Secondly that i actually started posting around here... Weird!
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 13, 2014, 08:20:14 pm
Quote from: jergu on February 13, 2014, 08:17:59 pm
Well? What's the weirdest thing that happened to YOU this week?

Mine is that i never really liked coffee but drank 1 cup on monday and got totally addicted to it now... (yes not much is happening in my life...  :oops: )
Secondly that i actually started posting around here... Weird!

Fair enough. Not even that much happened in my life this week or for a long time. It's just get up-work-eat-play some crpg-go to sleep.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Life on February 13, 2014, 08:28:22 pm
it snowed a few inches last night down here in Alabama, where it hardly ever snows. Last night there was a fat old cat meowing pathetically at my window, i went to the door and it was soaked and had ice sickles on him, i brought him in and he layed by the fire and i gave him some cat food and made a little bed for him. he spent the night here, staring out the window. i let him out the next morning and he ran off straight to (i guess) his home.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 13, 2014, 08:30:06 pm
Quote from: Life on February 13, 2014, 08:28:22 pm
it snowed a few inches last night down here in Alabama, where it hardly ever snows. Last night there was a fat old cat meowing pathetically at my window, i went to the door and it was soaked and had ice sickles on him, i brought him in and he layed by the fire and i gave him some cat food and made a little bed for him. he spent the night here, staring out the window. i let him out the next morning and he ran off straight to (i guess) his home.

10/10. Would read again.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 13, 2014, 09:24:25 pm
One morning, when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin. I lay on my armour-like back, and if I lifted my head a little, I could see my brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. My many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of me, waved about helplessly as I looked.

"What's happened to me?" I thought. It wasn't a dream. My room, a proper human room although a little too small, lay peacefully between its four familiar walls. A collection of textile samples lay spread out on the table and above it there hung a picture that I had recently cut out of an illustrated magazine and housed in a nice, gilded frame. It showed a lady fitted out with a fur hat and fur boa who sat upright, raising a heavy fur muff that covered the whole of her lower arm towards the viewer.

I then turned to look out the window at the dull weather. Drops of rain could be heard hitting the pane, which made me feel quite sad. "How about if I sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense", I thought, but that was something I was unable to do because I was used to sleeping on my right, and in my present state couldn't get into that position. However hard I threw myself onto my right, I always rolled back to where I was. I must have tried it a hundred times, shut my eyes so that I wouldn't have to look at the floundering legs, and only stopped when I began to feel a mild, dull pain there that I had never felt before.

I felt a slight itch up on my belly; pushed myself slowly up on my back towards the headboard so that I could lift my head better; found where the itch was, and saw that it was covered with lots of little white spots which I didn't know what to make of; and when I tried to feel the place with one of my legs I drew it quickly back because as soon as I touched it I was overcome by a cold shudder.

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Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on February 13, 2014, 09:30:07 pm
I killed a mouse by accident this evening.  :( I saw the fella scuttling behind my sofa, thought to myself "This is the chance to capture the blighter and rid myself of it!" and chucked a food container over it so he couldn't escape. It rolled onto its back and convulsed for a little while then stopped moving. Poked it, moved it outside onto the balcony and then trickled a little water on it. Still not moving. I was sad and then decided to chuck him off the balcony and move on with my life.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on February 13, 2014, 10:05:36 pm
Some Austriano guy told me to play this Warband Mod called cRPG. Never got away from it afterwards...Weird.

Edit: Just found that awesome game called forum.melee.org/index.php
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Brrrak on February 13, 2014, 10:38:03 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 13, 2014, 09:24:25 pm
Blatant plagiarism of Franz Kafka.

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Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: darmaster on February 15, 2014, 03:28:32 am
Quote from: jergu on February 13, 2014, 08:17:59 pm

Secondly that i actually started posting around here... Weird!

Welcome to the coolest section of the forum  8-)

Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Malaclypse on February 15, 2014, 08:05:58 am
I called up a fuck buddy who has a really, really ethereal sex drive- here one minute, gone the next, it is what it is- and she was down for the cause. After she got here she wasn't really feeling it anymore so we said whatever, let's drink and paint and check out what the morning brings. So I spend the night in like, a state of arousal, dreams where I don't find any release but come close, and in the morning lady gets her period and isn't feeling blow-jobby. Whatever, she doesn't owe me anything, but man, I'm riled up. So I'm like, listen, I'm just going to jack off, you get out of here if that's weird for you, go into another room. She does and I think, "man, maybe she'll come back in after I start and give me head anyways" and then right as I'm on the verge of cumming, at the point of no return, she bursts into the room all ready to deliver, and I'm just like nooooooooo and splooge all over my hand and start laughing. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself, and it was a pretty hilarious situation of tragic timing, non-overlapping desire. I need to find a fuck buddy who is as insatiable as I am, the end.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Tagora on February 15, 2014, 08:46:04 am
some girl i used to know texted me out of the blue demanding my email address because she wanted to send me a "video".  never got the vid.  i wonder if n00dz.

edit: grammar
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Kafein on February 15, 2014, 10:59:19 am
Last week I was asked to start working on my thesis. Crazy, I know.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: the real god emperor on February 15, 2014, 11:09:51 am
Quote from: Tagora on February 15, 2014, 08:46:04 am
some girl i used to know texted me out of the blue demanding my email address because she wanted to send me a "video".  never got the vid.  i wonder if n00dz.

post sig harmony.

I caught a guy fapping in school's toilet this week, he gave me 5 TL to make me not to tell his class ,pretty weird. I didn't think about telling someone until he mentioned
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Smithy on February 15, 2014, 12:19:27 pm
Quote from: Kratos on February 15, 2014, 11:09:51 am
post sig harmony.

I caught a guy fapping in school's toilet this week, he gave me 5 TL to make me not to tell his class ,pretty weird. I didn't think about telling someone until he mentioned

Little does he know, his story is now known amongst the hundreds of trolls which populate the General Off Topic cRPG subforum.   :lol:


The only thing I remember off the top of my head which wouldn't bore you guys (I hope), happened a little while ago but I think its worth sharing.

Myself and my clanmate Bullet, were using the Teamspeak server list to go to various populated European servers, to generally troll (no wonder the world hates americans) or possibly meet some entertaining foreigners. Well, we ended up in an Israeli teamspeak with two squeakers.  Being the model citizens that we are, we began playing H.itler speeches into our mics, whilst spamming profanities in German, through the teamspeak chat.  A minute or two in, a Turkish squeaker joins, and begins yelling (fucking literally) in a thick accent " Fuck you Israel, fuck you Israel" which sounded like "Fawk yo Eezrayuhl".  Me and Bullet sat there in awe while this continued for about five minutes, and then the kid started playing Turkish music, even linked us to it on YouTube.  Shortly after that, the Israeli kids left, and we brought the Turkish kid to some random American Teamspeak server, where he continued his rant until we were all three banned.  Probably the funniest thing that I've ever experienced on the internet. 
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Sniger on February 15, 2014, 05:27:54 pm
lol nice! thanks smithy now I remember something fucked up that happened this week (I believe it was this week not so sure tho)

i was playing WOT with my neighbor and we were on my TS. then all of sudden SOMEONE (from this community?  :lol: ) enters the channel and starts to play (live? it sounded live) sack pipe... W T F  :lol: I think it sounded cool but my guess is he was trying to troll us and be annoying. guess he didn't like the fact that I actually liked it and appreciated his effort lol

he left as quickly as he came im dying to know who it was lol I want to know someone who can play sack pipe :D
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Austrian on February 15, 2014, 06:26:36 pm
Quote from: Chris_the_Animal on February 13, 2014, 10:05:36 pm
Some Austriano guy told me to play this Warband Mod called cRPG. Never got away from it afterwards...Weird.

Edit: Just found that awesome game called forum.melee.org/index.php
Making a german guy addicted to the game: check
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On Topic:
My best thing was that I got the report from this term and I manage to get an average of 1,25 (1 is the best in my country)
Yep, call me a nerd.
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Dark_Blade on February 15, 2014, 06:39:35 pm
http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/happy-valentines-day-from-dark_blade-and-lekis/
weird...
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on February 16, 2014, 01:28:20 am
Came home today. Weird enough for me
Title: Re: Weirdest thing that happened to you this week?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 16, 2014, 08:20:15 am
I found a tiny little houseplant in a coffee mug that I had placed in a corner and forgotten for months. Watered it with all the others this week and it perked up and is doing well now.

What a fascinating life you lead, WITCHCRAFT. I was at the edge of my seat. Please tell me more.