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Title: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 13, 2014, 11:16:52 am
If you were in charge of casting your very own movie adaptation of NA Strategus 4 and you could choose any actor for the roles provided, what actors would you choose (feel free to add your own players/actors)?

Some celebrity suggestions:

Tom Hanks
Cee Lo Green
Brad Pitt
Liam Neeson
Robert Downey Jr.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Will Smith
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Tom Cruise

Players:

Arowaine:
Keshian:
THE GOBBLIN KING:
Robb:
SMOOTHRICH:
Relit:
Partyboy:
Rhalzo:
Bonesaw:
Greatsage:
Arys:
Ken456:
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 13, 2014, 11:40:25 am
John Goodman as Rhalzo.
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: owens on February 13, 2014, 11:48:16 am
Nick Cage ffs
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Artyem on February 13, 2014, 11:57:38 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on February 13, 2014, 11:51:34 am
Artyem: Michael Cera.

No way, he's way too calm to play me in a movie.  Unless he learns to flip his shit at a video game it's no match.
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Dionysus on February 13, 2014, 12:12:19 pm
Christian Bale is KESHIAN (http://youtu.be/0auwpvAU2YA?t=9s)

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Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: dreadnok on February 13, 2014, 12:40:19 pm
Daruvian: my fathers asshole
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Smithy on February 13, 2014, 01:02:09 pm
Dreadnok is obviously Travolta
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: dreadnok on February 13, 2014, 01:35:10 pm
Quote from: Smithy on February 13, 2014, 01:02:09 pm
Dreadnok is obviously Travolta

Sigh
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 13, 2014, 01:53:04 pm
Arowaine: Hulk Hogan

Keshian: Jonah Hill

THE GOBBLIN KING: Oliver Cooper

Robb: Tom Cruise

SMOOTHRICH: Denzel Washington

Relit: Mel Gibson

Partyboy: Neil Patrick Harris

Rhalzo: Christopher Walken

Bonesaw: Rosie O'Donnell

Greatsage: Brendan Fraser

Arys: Jonathan Daniel Brown

Ken456: Ken Jeong
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: BlueKnight on February 13, 2014, 02:17:28 pm
EU:

Templar_Bobby - Bruce Willsit

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Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Bronto on February 13, 2014, 02:17:46 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 13, 2014, 11:40:25 am
John Goodman as Rhalzo.

Have you never seen the Big Lebowski? That is/was(for your brief stay in our clan) our one prerequisite for joining the clan.... Fucking Donny...he's out of his element....
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Jack1 on February 13, 2014, 02:40:12 pm
Sandy is Jim Lehey

Daruvian is Julian

Arrowaine is Lucy

Haramir it is Sarah

Kesh is Corey

BaleOhay is Trevor

I am bubbles

Tanken is one of bubbles cats

Greatsage is fez from that 70's show

Canary is red from that 70's show

Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: oreshy on February 13, 2014, 02:56:37 pm
...this doesn't fits to a certain theme.

...there weren't any movie camera's or such mysterious things like a machina cinematographica illuminatis or camera obscura around in the medieval past. that's historically authentic proven.
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: StonedSteel on February 13, 2014, 04:59:24 pm
Hmm, who would best portray my real life attributes hmmm

Peter Dinklage :oops:


and my theme song?

Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Tom Cruise on February 13, 2014, 05:58:56 pm
You bundle of sticks would have someone else play Tom Cruise other than me?
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: dreadnok on February 13, 2014, 06:07:18 pm
Quote from: oreshy on February 13, 2014, 02:56:37 pm
...this doesn't fits to a certain theme.

...there weren't any movie camera's or such mysterious things like a machina cinematographica illuminatis or camera obscura around in the medieval past. that's historically authentic proven.

Valid point brax, ban this thread!
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Keshian on February 13, 2014, 07:07:43 pm
Quote from: Dionysus on February 13, 2014, 12:12:19 pm
Christian Bale is KESHIAN (http://youtu.be/0auwpvAU2YA?t=9s)

(click to show/hide)

Actually i think Matt Damon does a better job of it - uses more intellectual words when he goes off on someone and drops the f-bomb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB5vL4bJeug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB5vL4bJeug)

Though I wouldn't say no to a likeness of Christopher Walken on my good days fucking up forum trolls with their weak bandylegged words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzekDivpK3M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzekDivpK3M)

"Everyone once in a while the lion has to show the jackals who he is"



Also one for Kalam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i51yXE_KUQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i51yXE_KUQ)

And Matey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQCn9i7jPk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQCn9i7jPk)
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Tanken on February 13, 2014, 10:46:12 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on February 13, 2014, 02:40:12 pm
Sandy is Jim Lehey

Daruvian is Julian

Arrowaine is Lucy

Haramir it is Sarah

Kesh is Corey

BaleOhay is Trevor

I am bubbles

Greatsage is fez from that 70's show

Canary is red from that 70's show

Can I be Randy?
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 14, 2014, 12:03:24 am
Arrowaine: Val Venis
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Kesh: Vince McMahon
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Daruvian: Mankind
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Smoothrich: Mr Socko
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Bonesaw: Paul Bearer
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Ken456: Some asian guy (not actually graphic)
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Arys: The Rock of course
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Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: HardRice on February 14, 2014, 12:09:48 am
Jeff Bridges as Rhalzo.
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Jack1 on February 14, 2014, 12:15:16 am
Edited for tanken.
Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Tanken on February 14, 2014, 01:35:57 am
Quote from: Jack1 on February 14, 2014, 12:15:16 am
Edited for tanken.

As long as its Vince the Pince I'm happy.

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Title: Re: In a movie about NA Strategus 4, what actors would play...?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 14, 2014, 01:57:52 am
Quote from: Tank Burner on February 14, 2014, 01:35:57 am
As long as its Vince the Pince I'm happy.

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sorry tanken but you're clearly shitrock

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