Assistant Varsity Girls Softball Coach
Kinesiology Teacher
First Year Chemistry Tutor
Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off
Dean's Assboy
Shekelmaster
Space Jam Coordinator
Dedicated Wrangler of Riran's_Autistic_Son
Name:
Age:
Does your dad know you're playing video games?:
Position applying for:
Why should I pick you for the job?:
Name: Sauce
Age: Old as fuck
Does your dad know you're playing video games?: His belt does
Position applying for: Space Jam Coordinator
Why should I pick you for the job?: I want to sit in a room with Anders playing nothing but Mumford and Sons until one of us swallows a bullet. It's him or me this time.
Sadly, I am Half death. I do believe you will bite the bullet long before I bite the dust.
Why would you even say something like that? C'mon, I know you can do better, Anders.
I'm giving that post a 1/10, and that's the best I can do. Come talk to me after class about your lack of motivation and effort.
Sadly, I am Half death. I do believe you will bite the bullet long before I bite the dust.
Wow I was supposed to say deaf. Oh well. I can't hear shit, generally.
You win this time, Anders...
Accepted/denied list will be posted today.
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Closing Date:
01/31/2014
Athletics/Activities/Assistant Varsity Softball Coach
Date Posted:
1/24/2014
Location:
Calumet New Tech High School
Date Available:
02/03/2014
DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: The High School Girls' Assistant Softball Coach will:
Assist Head Coach with a pre-season conditioning program. diggity
Coach positions that are assigned by the Head Coach. diggity!
Oversee all necessary equipment that needs to be taken to practice and games. diggity?
Accompany girls to all softball games, both home and away. diggity diggity aaaall right!
Attend to all injuries that occur in practice and games until parents or medical personnel can be contacted. nah, unless diggity related
Fill out injury reports on all injuries and give a copy to the Athletic Director. could very well be diggity
Assist the Head Coach with all statistical information. will assist only in head
Attend Softball Clinics when applicable in an effort to improve the Girls' Softball Program. more like soft spot
Applicants can check below to see where they have been accepted. Holiday was the only person denied from a position, and Petunia or Dreadnok can be in charge of telling him what to do about.
Assistant Varsity Girls Softball Coach - Dynamike
Kinesiology Teacher - Canuck
First Year Chemistry Tutor - Phantasmal
Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off - Petunia
Dean's Assboy - Duster
Shekelmaster - Zater
Space Jam Coordinator - Artyem
Dedicated Wrangler of Riran's_Autistic_Son - Havelle (sry sum1 needed to take job :/)
Newly made jobs for the excess of applicants:
Tsundere little boy: McDeath
Dedicated Wrangler of Anders: Sauce
Official Foreman of the D/Backup Secretary of Telling People to Fuck Off: Dreadnok
Master Race Little Boy Husbando/Backup Dean's Assboy: Bernie