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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lord Voren on February 04, 2014, 08:37:44 pm

Title: Reddit
Post by: Lord Voren on February 04, 2014, 08:37:44 pm
Hey guys, Friendly Voren here needing some help puttign the finishing touches on a post im making for REDDIT! As you know, M&B would do ALOT better with some new players so thats what im doing. Help me make this a badass post and hopefully we can get some new players. Also, dont forget guys its everyones job to tell people about this game...Steam it, Youtube it, Reddit...it? Do shit to help get the word out cause as you all know....the bird is in fact the word.

Here is what I have so far.

Hello everyone and thank you so much for checking out the REAL C-RPG Reddit. What i'm about to list off are some facts about mount and blade warband and hopefully some of my fellow players will also post and help me give you and the world a full understanding of just how amazing this game can be.

Hello everyone and thank you so much for checking out the REAL C-RPG Reddit. What i'm about to list off are some facts about mount and blade warband and hopefully some of my fellow players will also post and help me give you and the world a full understanding of just how amazing this game can be.

- Fully customize-able including character,  weapons, armor, attributes.

- 3rd and 1st person combat without the head jerking nonsense.

- Full array of one hand, two hand, ranged, and mounted combat weapons including, swords, axes, maces, bows, crossbows, throwing weapons, shields, catapults, ballistas, and much, MUCH more.

- Play with your friends and clanmates with an ingame clan system with ranks, armories, and a complete customizable banner.

- Many different game modes including Battle, Siege, Defend the Viscount, Duel, and RAGEBALL!

- Cheap, normally Warband is on sale for 5$ and its just a mod with really easy set up instructions!

- Begin as a peasant and work your way up as you play through the game and learn the combat. Once you hit 31 and up you can retire and enhance an items stats to up to +3!

- Strategically plan your character stats and build to fully gain the upper hand on the battlefield with the use of C-rpg stat Calculators and Skip the fun characters that auto level you to 30 just to enjoy the game!

- Ever wanted to see 51 people siege a castle defended by 51 people with everything happening real time? Seige towers, Ladders, Cav sallys,  Catapult assaults, forward spawns, ITS ALL HERE!


finish it up and help me and ill owe you one.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Panos_ on February 04, 2014, 08:42:35 pm
- Macro 2h heros that will give you epilepsy with their skill

- Marketplace jews who will scam the fuck out of you


Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: YnScN on February 04, 2014, 08:46:06 pm
- One dedicated Greek to change all of your political, cultural or conceptual thoughts about anything.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Varadin on February 04, 2014, 08:51:11 pm
And FITE varadin irl ,for only 5$
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Lord Voren on February 04, 2014, 09:03:35 pm
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Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: 722_ on February 04, 2014, 09:10:07 pm
Persistent multiplayer & strategus
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: BASNAK on February 04, 2014, 09:11:52 pm
- empty dev promises, that are never fulfilled
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: engurrand on February 04, 2014, 09:12:13 pm
NA and EU love..

Each has their "people"
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Grumbs on February 04, 2014, 09:13:12 pm
I think you should include a link to a good cRPG video that shows the combat and different classes. This is the current trailer when you first go on the site:


Maybe show that unless there is something better
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Erzengel on February 04, 2014, 09:15:00 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on February 04, 2014, 08:42:35 pm
- Marketplace jews who will scam the fuck out of you

I have heard you are interested in a little trade.  :D
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Jacko on February 04, 2014, 09:34:06 pm
-The official trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiVHEV1YW3g
-Stuff about tournaments (722_ made some videos of the latest 1v1)
-Strategus drama
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 04, 2014, 09:35:29 pm
You can get some gameplay links in this thread:  http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/how-do-people-play-this-mod/
 
If you want to pick out a couple game play videos of people playing certain classes to give people some taste of the game.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Inglorious on February 04, 2014, 11:58:17 pm
There are many cultures represented in cRPG, why not express to the reader that they have the option to dawn the armors of various nations throughout the medieval ages.

Give some examples when doing so. Like... Saracens and Christians. Nordic Shieldwall and Roman Shieldwall. European steel vs Japanese steel. Russia, France, Spain, Italy, Milan, Switzerland, Kazakhstan, Poland, Germany, Delhi, Mongolia, and China!

You can draw all sorts of nerds people with giving them nationality options. All the history buffs get to immerse themselves in history of their preferred nation.

To end, we can attract all the weaboos that reside on Reddit, and they get to have their britches hot and bothered with nerfed ninja and samurai gear, forcing them to explore western culture he he ho ho ha ha!
 
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Tydeus on February 05, 2014, 12:05:53 am
Don't forget to mention our awesome forum community.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Kafein on February 05, 2014, 12:08:40 am
Quote from: Lord Voren on February 04, 2014, 09:03:35 pm
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I'd say that the "." thread is one of our main selling points, ironically
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Pollux on February 05, 2014, 12:13:57 am
armor personalisation
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custom banners
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Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: pingpong on February 05, 2014, 12:20:05 am
Quote from: Lord Voren on February 04, 2014, 08:37:44 pm

- Cheap, normally Warband is on sale for 5$ and its just a mod with really easy set up instructions!


Its actually 20€ on steam , thats about 25?$ So not cheap at all considering its a 5 year old game, theres better stuff out there for this price.
TW kebaps greed kills game


and theres no need for positive bullcrap just post this vid, it pretty much sums it up
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: kinngrimm on February 05, 2014, 01:43:43 am
Quote from: pingpong on February 05, 2014, 12:20:05 am
..., theres better stuff out there for this price.
....
like what? Dont get me wrong, the price should be around 5 to 7 € and i guess it would be ok then, still there is no other game "yet" out there which could compete in terms of combat mechanics.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Lord Voren on February 05, 2014, 02:21:58 am
Not to mention ANYONE whos ANYONE who does this IRL (I.E. Belegarth, SCA, Dag, Amptguard) Wants THIS. Not Chiv, Not war of roses, Those are just bad clones. This is the game right now and im going to try and talk steam into lowering the price.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 05, 2014, 02:28:57 am
Quote from: Grumbs on February 04, 2014, 09:13:12 pm
I think you should include a link to a good cRPG video that shows the combat and different classes. This is the current trailer when you first go on the site:

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Maybe show that unless there is something better

Video is too outdated though. If only someone with good video editing skills and available footage made a newer one that also displays the touch of WSE2
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 05, 2014, 02:33:04 am
-small, close community of dysfunctional gay basement dwellers deemed too stupid to rejoin society

-Armpit_sweat
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 05, 2014, 08:51:15 am
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: korppis on February 05, 2014, 11:57:09 am
Also don't forget to mention the superior benefits of being part of this community:
- Daily world status on forums (if you're too lazy to look out of the window)
- 221 pages of cute cat pictures on Meow-thread... (and counting!)
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Christo on February 05, 2014, 12:22:24 pm
- Best drama

- You will not need a news portal ever again, professional newsfeed with debates
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Tagora on February 05, 2014, 01:11:30 pm
-Best music thraed on interwebz
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 05, 2014, 03:18:30 pm
Hey it geg.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 05, 2014, 03:50:35 pm
- The better you play, the more you learn about yours and your mothers' sexual relationships and preferences
 
- The only game on the market with such a wide range of equipment and playstyles for sexual minorities

and yes, the most important feature:

Quote from: Clockworkkiller on February 05, 2014, 02:33:04 am
-Armpit_sweat

P.S.

Post Reddit link, when it's up :)
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Kuujis on February 05, 2014, 05:00:58 pm
- 420 RAP song. Cant find linq on dem series of tubes.
- Strategus DRAMA. Come on... so much history and backstabbing and betrayals and what not! :) Also - be sure to mention, that the new strat will start... soon...ish? (c)
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 05, 2014, 05:07:00 pm
ASS!

LOTS OF ASSES!

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P.S.: Seriously though, you gotta mention the donkeys.
Title: Re: Reddit
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 05, 2014, 05:07:28 pm
Quote from: Kuujis on February 05, 2014, 05:00:58 pm
- 420 RAP song. Cant find linq on dem series of tubes.
- Strategus DRAMA. Come on... so much history and backstabbing and betrayals and what not! :) Also - be sure to mention, that the new strat will start... soon...ish? (c)

Good call, I'd definitely link the best CRPG video ever made: