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Title: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Varadin on January 29, 2014, 03:16:28 pm
http://i.imgur.com/2ZUD4tv.jpg  8-)
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Butan on January 29, 2014, 03:19:35 pm
such selfie

wow poker face

dat bulge

much confidence
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Macropus on January 29, 2014, 03:20:14 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Varadin on January 29, 2014, 03:21:54 pm
Quote from: Butan on January 29, 2014, 03:19:35 pm
such selfie

wow poker face

dat bulge

much confidence

Dont take it too serious :(
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Vibe on January 29, 2014, 03:23:38 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Hirlok on January 29, 2014, 03:27:17 pm
I wear off machetes like other people their shitty underwear... ;-)


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much points in real life 1h ;-)
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: NejStark on January 29, 2014, 03:27:26 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Panos_ on January 29, 2014, 03:35:32 pm
attention whore!
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Post by: Latvian on January 29, 2014, 03:58:07 pm
nice toilet
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Post by: Franke on January 29, 2014, 03:59:43 pm
Ah, I see you're using Gilette products, too!
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Tibe on January 29, 2014, 04:04:18 pm
Picture is bad. Apparently bros dont camera.....
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: pingpong on January 29, 2014, 04:09:39 pm
You have ran out of toilet paper, thats a potential catastrophe brewing there man, trust me you dont wanna get caught having a sudden diarrhea in a house without any toilet  paper.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 04:13:09 pm
Wait, lemme buy a t-shirt which says "Ninja-Master" real quick (instead of Muay Thai) and then WE FITE!
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 04:16:18 pm
i know jiu-jitsu am i cool now?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 29, 2014, 04:16:57 pm
He has Myai Thai pants. It means he is a serious guy.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Torben on January 29, 2014, 04:21:10 pm
Quote from: Macropus on January 29, 2014, 03:20:14 pm
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best gif ever!
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Butan on January 29, 2014, 04:28:21 pm
Quote from: Torben on January 29, 2014, 04:21:10 pm
best gif ever!

You say that because you're gay for kangaroos.
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 04:28:34 pm
Quote from: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 04:16:18 pm
i know jiu-jitsu am i cool now?  :rolleyes:
Nope, sorry, rolling around on the floor with another man is kinda gay actually.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 04:31:16 pm
thats turkish oil wrestling ure talking about, sorry bro, jiu jitsu is the unarmed fighting style which was invented by the samurais
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 04:48:58 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 04:51:51 pm
... i wont continue this, why do u allways need to be such an *** u obviously know my sport which i do for 3 years better than me.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Varadin on January 29, 2014, 04:53:59 pm
I still didnt receive a real challenge here, Who wants to FITE ME ? :D
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Miwiw on January 29, 2014, 04:57:03 pm
"FITE" ME... is that a new word for putting stuff in ye poopie?  :lol:
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: karasu on January 29, 2014, 04:59:54 pm
Why is your dildo holding a towel?
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 05:16:41 pm
Quote from: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 04:51:51 pm
... i wont continue this, why do u allways need to be such an *** u obviously know my sport which i do for 3 years better than me.
Yea, my fault cuz you're obviously doing some special Jiu Jitsu.

Probably the Wiki article is bogus too...
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Jujutsu developed among the samurai of feudal Japan as a method for defeating an armed and armored opponent in which one uses no weapon, or only a short weapon.[3] Because striking against an armored opponent proved ineffective, practitioners learned that the most efficient methods for neutralizing an enemy took the form of pins, joint locks, and throws.
Obviously no ground fighting involved. Sorry, my bad. :)
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Leesin on January 29, 2014, 05:19:01 pm
Just look at my avatar, you think your Muay Thai pants can stand up to the awesome of my Straw hat and Cigar combo, heh my old friendet.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: BlueKnight on January 29, 2014, 05:22:06 pm
Quote from: Waradin on January 29, 2014, 03:16:28 pm
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Didn't know you could stand on a wall and ignore gravity, must be them pants I think.  :o

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 05:28:14 pm
Quote from: Molly on January 29, 2014, 05:16:41 pm
Yea, my fault cuz you're obviously doing some special Jiu Jitsu.

Probably the Wiki article is bogus too...Obviously no ground fighting involved. Sorry, my bad. :)


being a complete idiot as usually, u make yourself a name here
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 05:31:28 pm
Quote from: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 05:28:14 pm

being a complete idiot as usually, u make yourself a name here
I'd check if you're actually in the correct course. Otherwise...

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 05:32:42 pm
Quote from: Molly on January 29, 2014, 05:31:28 pm
I'd check if you're actually in the correct course. Otherwise...

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exactly what i meant. perfect
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 05:35:15 pm
Quote from: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 05:32:42 pm
exactly what i meant. perfect
Yep, totally obvious!
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Eugen on January 29, 2014, 05:38:38 pm
Damn it, I better run

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on January 29, 2014, 05:45:22 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Perverz on January 29, 2014, 06:01:55 pm
anytime anywhere :*
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: //saxon on January 29, 2014, 06:06:01 pm
Wtf you wrongen.

taking a selfie in the mirror, batty boy. you had 10 cans of hard bastard this morning or something lad.


this is how you take a selfie hard man
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: The_Pony_Spencki_and_Dana on January 29, 2014, 06:08:56 pm
Aren't you french ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Muunilinst on January 29, 2014, 06:09:00 pm
Quote from: Saxon. on January 29, 2014, 06:06:01 pm
Wtf you wrongen.

taking a selfie in the mirror, batty boy. you had 10 cans of hard bastard this morning or something lad.


this is how you take a selfie hard man
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oulala badboy
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 06:12:25 pm
Careful Saxon...

Vaga has 3 years of Jiu-Jitsu experience... the whole lot with roundhouse kicks, superman punches and other sick moves - no grappling at all tho, his weak spot!

Don't make him mad!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: //saxon on January 29, 2014, 08:20:50 pm
Quote from: Molly on January 29, 2014, 06:12:25 pm
Careful Saxon...

Vaga has 3 years of Jiu-Jitsu experience... the whole lot with roundhouse kicks, superman punches and other sick moves - no grappling at all tho, his weak spot!

Don't make him mad!  :mrgreen:
il just have to make 1 phone call and a 100 heads will turn up.

jokes aside: (Not Really, but ye)

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Molly on January 29, 2014, 08:28:56 pm
It's all about muscle memory!
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Radament on January 29, 2014, 08:44:29 pm
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 29, 2014, 08:50:11 pm
Quote from: Radament on January 29, 2014, 08:44:29 pm
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Granted!

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 29, 2014, 09:32:11 pm
Quote from: Waradin on January 29, 2014, 04:53:59 pm
I still didnt receive a real challenge here, Who wants to FITE ME ? :D

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Bring it on pussy

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: JackieChan on January 29, 2014, 09:47:05 pm
Fite me IRL gimme loomz

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Challenge accepted!
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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Umbra on January 29, 2014, 09:51:12 pm
Quote from: Waradin on January 29, 2014, 03:16:28 pm
http://i.imgur.com/2ZUD4tv.jpg  8-)

t the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on January 29, 2014, 11:16:16 pm
Quote from: Saxon. on January 29, 2014, 08:20:50 pm
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That one name that comes to everyones mind when seeing this...

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Quote from: Saxon. on January 29, 2014, 06:06:01 pm
Wtf you wrongen.

taking a selfie in the mirror, batty boy. you had 10 cans of hard bastard this morning or something lad.


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Cutie :D Even the picture is taken with a rock or some potato...
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: //saxon on January 30, 2014, 01:06:33 am
Quote from: Umbra on January 29, 2014, 09:51:12 pm
t the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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 :rolleyes: atleast give Xant credit and you not fucking steal his work of art, "knob".
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 30, 2014, 01:15:51 am
Quote from: Saxon. on January 30, 2014, 01:06:33 am
Quote from: Umbra on January 29, 2014, 09:51:12 pm
t the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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 :rolleyes: atleast give Xant credit and you not fucking steal his work of art, "knob".

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=U_WOT_M8&diff=prev&oldid=510546 (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=U_WOT_M8&diff=prev&oldid=510546)

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u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.


wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Rumblood on January 30, 2014, 05:40:52 am
Wait...is one kick to the nuts considered a fite? If so then spread'em mate  :P
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Logen on January 30, 2014, 06:22:05 am
fokin xent
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 07:31:10 am
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on January 30, 2014, 01:15:51 am
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 :rolleyes: atleast give Xant credit and you not fucking steal his work of art, "knob".


https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=U_WOT_M8&diff=prev&oldid=510546 (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=U_WOT_M8&diff=prev&oldid=510546)

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That guy copied me.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Umbra on January 30, 2014, 08:42:47 am
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u are 1 fooking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fookin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fookin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Vibe on January 30, 2014, 09:11:24 am
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze einsteinjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Varadin on January 30, 2014, 10:47:36 am
Moar pics of you STRONK GUYS PLEASE  8-)
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: //saxon on January 30, 2014, 10:58:56 am
lol at all you wrongens spending time to look up pre-made gangbanger speeches.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Teeth on January 30, 2014, 11:02:13 am
Quote from: pingpong on January 29, 2014, 04:09:39 pm
You have ran out of toilet paper, thats a potential catastrophe brewing there man, trust me you dont wanna get caught having a sudden diarrhea in a house without any toilet  paper.
That explains the mess in that asscrack picture of his.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Varadin on January 30, 2014, 11:15:30 am
hahahahah yeah worms in my ass are crawling..
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Butan on January 30, 2014, 01:25:26 pm
Quote from: Vibe on January 30, 2014, 09:11:24 am
I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it.

 :lol:
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 30, 2014, 03:25:41 pm
i'll fight you, but it would end with me winning either way.........

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Quote from: Waradin on January 30, 2014, 11:15:30 am
hahahahah yeah worms in my ass are crawling..

Those arent worms, thats semen from our last fight.
Title: Re: FITE ME IRL
Post by: Butan on January 30, 2014, 04:11:33 pm
Quote from: AntiBlitz on January 30, 2014, 03:25:41 pm
Those arent worms, thats semen from our last fight.

You may need to see a doc about your semen.
When it moves inside your urethra its time for a check-up.