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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Leshma on January 24, 2014, 02:42:00 pm

Title: Master plan
Post by: Leshma on January 24, 2014, 02:42:00 pm
Stage 1
Due to psychological nature of the subject, usual counter-measures won't give desirable results. Therefore, to mimic its unstable schizophrenic mind we will introduce variable renown method as main therapy.

Stage 2
Initial observation of subjects activity lead us to the conclusion that subject may change its mood on purpose, trying to reach some imaginary goal. In order to stop an end to its hostile personality emerging periodically, we use variable renown method, therefore stopping an end to its activity (subject cannot reach any goal).

Stage 3
We will carefully observe behavior of our subject. If hostility toward other test animals continues, we will be forced to put it to sleep, mark its cage with an X and throw it into our deep storing facilities. From now on, we will perform detail inspection of other subjects to make sure this never happens again.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: _schizo321437 on January 24, 2014, 02:51:13 pm
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Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Leshma on January 24, 2014, 02:51:49 pm
Emergency!

Subject has suddenly went into a deep coma. Abort master plan.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 24, 2014, 04:02:21 pm
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Question on my exam two days ago: what animal does this eye belong to? Elaborate your answer.
I'm happy that piece of crap course is over for atleast this semester.

This example would even have been easy, we had to determine a boar from its guts, lower jaw bone and rests of his hooves. Last year people had a casus where an old lady calls you (as vet) and explains she had to sit her neighbours pet but it escaped. She gives a description of what it looked like and you have to tell what animal it qas and why. It was a gekko, but the problem isn't just the vagie description, it's that she is scared of the animal so she might think it had hige fangs and was
 large as a dog.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Nightmare798 on January 24, 2014, 04:06:23 pm
OP seems to be torn out of context.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: _schizo321437 on January 24, 2014, 04:26:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysxO-Yzm8jw#t=169
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Teeth on January 24, 2014, 04:36:33 pm
Emergency!

Subject has suddenly went into a deep coma. Abort master plan.
Please let this mean what I think it means
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 24, 2014, 05:03:38 pm
Please let this mean what I think it means
What? I don't get it. plz tell
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: zagibu on January 24, 2014, 07:26:32 pm
This eye clearly belongs to a fur whale.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Smithy on January 24, 2014, 11:30:04 pm
RIP in Peas Leshma.  :(
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Teeth on January 24, 2014, 11:31:10 pm
What? I don't get it. plz tell
Leshma has repeatedly mentioned how he is aiming to achieve certain amounts infamy or renown. If you haven't noticed yet, some trollish forum moderator has somehow made his renown and infamy counts show random numbers each time it gets loaded. Which is the variable renown thing the OP refers to. The subject refers to Leshma. The emergency with the subject going into a coma most likely refers to Leshma departing the forum as a response to this renown thing. This was Leshma's last post and it was about 10 hours ago, which is telling as he usually posts like 20 times a day.

Which means that until his next attention hissy fit, he will not be posting, which means that I won't have to cringe as much reading these forums.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: Moncho on January 25, 2014, 12:07:59 am
OMFG OMFG OMFG CAN IT FINALLY HAVE HAPPENED?
Yet again, I don't have much hopes, for example just yesterday, it said:
Last post regarding this subject, I swear.
And 1 hr 30 mins later, guess what, it broke it.

This time at least will last a little longer, since it is muted.
Title: Re: Master plan
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 25, 2014, 12:49:08 pm
If you haven't noticed yet, some trollish forum moderator has somehow made his renown and infamy counts show random numbers each time it gets loaded.
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