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Title: A bit poetry
Post by: Pandor_Archer on January 16, 2014, 03:14:51 am
I backpedal day and night,
That because i have no might...
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Sari on January 16, 2014, 03:18:23 am
I backpedal day and night,
That because i have no might...

Best poetry NA EU
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Dooz on January 16, 2014, 03:19:26 am
backpeddling is your right
there's a thing called fight or flight
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Johammeth on January 16, 2014, 03:22:26 am
There once was a downblocker from Paris
A weapon 'cross his knees he did cherish,
For when a spear using bloke
Tried to give him a poke,
the fool only walk'd away quite embarrassed.
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: BlackWhite on January 16, 2014, 05:28:29 am
There once was a downblocker from Paris
A weapon 'cross his knees he did cherish,
For when a spear using bloke
Tried to give him a poke,
the fool only walk'd away quite embarrassed.

Not too shabby. 
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Tojo on January 16, 2014, 08:16:00 am
The two-hand spam,
still at last.
Reload crossbow.


Haiku for RP n stuff
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Osakasa on January 16, 2014, 08:44:07 am
An enemy of mine, slices my thigh
I might die, so i'm holding my s key tight
beSt key through times

I decide, I shall survive!
Holding my S, Glaive will do the rest
Hitting his chest, now watching his death

I gain my peace for a while
until an arrow hits my eye
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Lizard_man on January 16, 2014, 09:17:18 am
Defeated! Such a crushing blow...
You must convert thy enemies, wololo!

Am I doing it?
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Angantyr on January 16, 2014, 02:53:02 pm
Mod is ded
that is a fact brah
it got shot in the head
by a my old friendcher
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: [ptx] on January 16, 2014, 03:05:02 pm
The flag flaps in the breeze,
A server most empty.

Arbalest has been repaired for 1,315 gold.
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Kafein on January 16, 2014, 03:13:57 pm
Not by ranged
Not by teamkill
Not by ganking
Finally I meet someone
Giving me a fight
And I die with
A smile on my face
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Jack1 on January 16, 2014, 04:00:38 pm
Once there was a boy who loved his blundts
If you know what I mean, you cunts.
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Brrrak on January 17, 2014, 11:52:01 am
Yea, on the winds it blows,
a troubling scent from Western shores.

The recoloring of textures both far and wide,
set many in Great America apart, by a grand divide.

Blown 'cross the waves by mighty winds,
it troubles, surely, our European friends.

So still this divide does grow,
with nary an end that one may know.

This is but sure, and true, said lastly:
in recoloring textures, there is neither might -- nor majesty.

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Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Smithy on January 17, 2014, 11:58:40 am
Yea, on the winds it blows,
a troubling scent from Western shores.

The recoloring of textures both far and wide,
set many in Great America apart, by a grand divide.

Blown 'cross the waves by mighty winds,
it troubles, surely, our European friends.

So still this divide does grow,
with nary an end that one may know.

This is but sure, and true, said lastly:
in recoloring textures, there is neither might -- nor majesty.

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Well done.  :)
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Dooz on January 17, 2014, 12:15:26 pm
The flag flaps in the breeze,
A server most empty.

Arbalest has been repaired for 1,315 gold.

this is truly legit
so much so that it can not quit
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 17, 2014, 01:31:11 pm
Looking down from castle's tower,
Quickly spotting filthy tracks,
Showing off his awesome power,
Armpit, shooting peasant's backs.

Flying like a godly lightning,
Armpit's steelbolts never miss,
Peasants find his banner frightening -
Moisturizing pants with piss!

Lord of Spam is melee master,
Slaying enemies with smile,
If you want escape disaster,
Run, or turn to bloody pile!

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Nailed it as always!
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: tisjester on January 17, 2014, 02:37:44 pm
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Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Pandor_Archer on January 17, 2014, 11:25:10 pm
Looking down from castle's tower,
Quickly spotting filthy tracks,
Showing off his awesome power,
Armpit, shooting peasant's backs.

Flying like a godly lightning,
Armpit's steelbolts never miss,
Peasants find his banner frightening -
Moisturizing pants with piss!

Lord of Spam is melee master,
Slaying enemies with smile,
If you want escape disaster,
Run, or turn to bloody pile!

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Nailed it as always!
Cool.
Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: Smithy on January 18, 2014, 12:13:43 am
Dedicated to our favorite ban thread whore: Anders.  Enjoy.

There once was a nerd named Anders
All he ever did was post endless banter
Prolific thread shitter
Mindless as a critter
One day he wondered off a cliff
And his life ceased with a violent jitter

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Title: Re: A bit poetry
Post by: SMEGMAR on January 18, 2014, 04:28:05 am

Europe is gay.
Swords are gay.
Jarids are gay.