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Title: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 10, 2014, 05:05:39 am
Halp me my butt is bleeding ders blood everywhere I think I'm gonna be sick wat do I do will I die I'm scared plz  halp meeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Scervo on January 10, 2014, 05:13:24 am
Go buy a massive dildo to apply pressure to the inside of your anus, pressure is essential in stopping bleeds
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: zagibu on January 10, 2014, 12:54:37 pm
Don't worry, fur is good in soaking up blood.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Lennu on January 10, 2014, 12:57:06 pm
Get some ice cubes and shove them up your ass. The pressure and cold should stop the bleeding.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Butan on January 10, 2014, 01:58:17 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on January 10, 2014, 05:05:39 am
Halp me my butt is bleeding ders blood everywhere I think I'm gonna be sick wat do I do will I die I'm scared plz  halp meeeee!!!!!!!!!!


Somebody's been having sex with a minotaur. Silly you!
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 10, 2014, 01:59:34 pm
Don't you have a buttplugg? Being a furry and all, I'm sure you got a buttplugg for your tail.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Apsod on January 10, 2014, 02:00:19 pm
This thread is pure gold :lol:
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 10, 2014, 02:12:38 pm
Song related...

Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Sharpe on January 10, 2014, 02:23:26 pm
Quote from: Scervo on January 10, 2014, 05:13:24 am
Go buy a massive dildo to apply pressure to the inside of your anus, pressure is essential in stopping bleeds

I think thats part of the reason why its bleeding in the first place.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Miwiw on January 10, 2014, 02:26:01 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on January 10, 2014, 05:05:39 am
Halp me my butt is bleeding ders blood everywhere I think I'm gonna be sick wat do I do will I die I'm scared plz  halp meeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Use this http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251865/billy-mays-here
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on January 10, 2014, 02:29:43 pm
Just wait. It will stop, humans only have a limited amount of blood
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 10, 2014, 02:39:01 pm
Quote from: Son Of Odin on January 10, 2014, 02:12:38 pm
Song related...

lol Odin, you didn't post for one month and a half and the second thing you do is post a song named "Fucked with a knife" in a tread about some guy's bleeding butt. You got your priorities straight, man!
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Nightmare798 on January 10, 2014, 02:41:57 pm
This is what happens when you make a bet that this glass you shove up your anus totally wont break.

Not that I would ever try it.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 10, 2014, 02:56:20 pm
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on January 10, 2014, 05:05:39 am
Halp me my butt is bleeding ders blood everywhere I think I'm gonna be sick wat do I do will I die I'm scared plz  halp meeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Relax son! It is just a part of growing up: curly hair begin to grow in funny places, your voice breaks, and finally, you begin to bleed out of your pooper every month. Nothing to worry about, it will stop in a few days time, just hang on there!

Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Nightmare798 on January 10, 2014, 02:57:21 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on January 10, 2014, 02:56:20 pm
you begin to bleed out of your pooper every month.

What the fuck?
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Miwiw on January 10, 2014, 02:58:20 pm
If you don't bleed, you're probably pregnant. So then it's the time to worry.
Title: Re: Halp plz my butt is bleeding
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 10, 2014, 02:58:32 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on January 10, 2014, 02:39:01 pm
lol Odin, you didn't post for one month and a half and the second thing you do is post a song named "Fucked with a knife" in a tread about some guy's bleeding butt. You got your priorities straight, man!

I sure do :D. Was working 12 hour days last month so I had little time for forum activities... Prioritized sleep over crpg forums for once :D.

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