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Title: Show me what you got! Big crpg Xmas Present thread!
Post by: Molly on December 24, 2013, 08:23:46 pm
Yea, yea... Love and Peace... that's all fun and nice but we all know that Christmas is actually about the presents!

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So, I think it would be nice to see what everyone got for Christmas. Share your presents with everyone else. Make those happy (and jealous) who weren't as lucky as you. Brag about the cool stuff you got... that's the true Christmas spirit! :D
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Post by: Umbra on December 24, 2013, 08:32:13 pm
I got money.

Thats exactly what i wanted
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Post by: Tore on December 24, 2013, 08:36:08 pm
I got money too

fuck you mom i wanted looms
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Post by: Umbra on December 24, 2013, 08:37:11 pm
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Post by: the real god emperor on December 24, 2013, 08:38:09 pm
What is Christmas :(
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Post by: Molly on December 24, 2013, 08:40:17 pm
Quote from: Kratos on December 24, 2013, 08:38:09 pm
What is Christmas :(
You got presents for the sugar thing you people do? :D
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Post by: Umbra on December 24, 2013, 08:40:38 pm
Quote from: Kratos on December 24, 2013, 08:38:09 pm
What is Christmas :(

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Post by: Strudog on December 24, 2013, 09:16:21 pm
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 24, 2013, 09:28:37 pm
Nothing
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Post by: [ptx] on December 24, 2013, 09:36:28 pm
I got:

I was hoping for some booze too, but, all in all, 'tis good. :)
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Post by: Christo on December 24, 2013, 10:18:42 pm
Nothing, at least for now.

I'll see tomorrow when I go to relatives for a visit. Spending christmas eve alone is interesting, everybody around me thinks that's not normal. I don't care  :P
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 24, 2013, 10:24:12 pm
Quote from: Christo on December 24, 2013, 10:18:42 pm
Nothing, at least for now.

I'll see tomorrow when I go to relatives for a visit. Spending christmas eve alone is interesting, everybody around me thinks that's not normal. I don't care  :P
Aww we're both alone, let's be alone together <3
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Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 24, 2013, 10:35:37 pm
I got a new Jewcap :) and i love it!


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Post by: LordBerenger on December 24, 2013, 11:11:55 pm
Pantsu
Money
Chawclete
BCAA
Protein Powder
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Post by: Leshma on December 24, 2013, 11:14:07 pm
Spent some quality time with my family, only thing I truly desire at this time and age.
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 24, 2013, 11:17:46 pm
Quote from: Leshma on December 24, 2013, 11:14:07 pm
Spent some quality time with my family, only thing I truly desire at this time and age.

Dat moment when you spend time with your family and your racist mom meets her legit communist older sister and lolzy conversations enough to kill christmas ensues.

And yes it happened.
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Post by: Osiris on December 24, 2013, 11:21:32 pm
will tell you when its xmas :P atm only xmas eve so normal day
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Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 24, 2013, 11:31:28 pm
british xmas worst xmas
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Post by: zagibu on December 25, 2013, 02:11:09 am
I got an invitation for an event during which they will lock me into a room in some catacombs beneath the city with a few other people, and we then have to try and escape. I know, this sound like one of my usual jokes, but it's actually true. I'm a bit scared and not really sure if I should participate. Could they be organ harvesters?
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Post by: Porthos on December 25, 2013, 04:59:51 am
I've got banned from EU servs. Ty Erzengel_the_Grinch
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 25, 2013, 05:08:34 am
Quote from: zagibu on December 25, 2013, 02:11:09 am
I got an invitation for an event during which they will lock me into a room in some catacombs beneath the city with a few other people, and we then have to try and escape. I know, this sound like one of my usual jokes, but it's actually true. I'm a bit scared and not really sure if I should participate. Could they be organ harvesters?

naw dude they are obviously skeleton liberation front soldiers, come to free their ostular brethren from beneath your disgusting meat sack.

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Title: Re: Show me what you got! Big crpg Xmas Present thread!
Post by: Lemon on December 25, 2013, 05:14:32 am
That post genuinely scared me.
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Post by: Scervo on December 25, 2013, 07:07:21 am
Quote from: zagibu on December 25, 2013, 02:11:09 am
I got an invitation for an event during which they will lock me into a room in some catacombs beneath the city with a few other people, and we then have to try and escape. I know, this sound like one of my usual jokes, but it's actually true. I'm a bit scared and not really sure if I should participate. Could they be organ harvesters?

You should totally do it! Just make sure someone knows where you're going if you're scared =P

I got a Kindle for Christmas =) Originally I didn't want an e-Reader because I like paper books, but I've changed my mind because it will be nice to not have to drive to the store every time I want to read something and then spend 20 mins trying to find whatever book I want on the shelves, plus it makes it easier to read while laying down since its flat instead of folded like a book. It also has a dictionary so if you don't know what a word means, you can just click on it and it'll tell you, which is imo a good way to expand your vocabulary.
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Post by: Rumblood on December 25, 2013, 11:47:28 am
I'm the giver, so my son got the new Kindle Fire HDX and my daughter got a GTX 780 and between everyone I've given out around 40 video games and then a bunch of other miscellaneous items. Oh yeah, and clothes of course  :P
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Post by: SixThumbs on December 25, 2013, 05:40:42 pm
What about you're other daughter you don't like as much?

I would've rather gotten some cheap thoughtful gifts rather then the gift cards I instead got. Even clothes would've been nice.
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Post by: Kafein on December 25, 2013, 05:44:10 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on December 25, 2013, 11:47:28 am
and my daughter got a GTX 780

I'm jealous of your daughter
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 25, 2013, 05:56:25 pm
Aaah yis

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Post by: Tibe on December 25, 2013, 06:05:33 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on December 25, 2013, 11:47:28 am
I'm the giver, so my son got the new Kindle Fire HDX and my daughter got a GTX 780 and between everyone I've given out around 40 video games and then a bunch of other miscellaneous items. Oh yeah, and clothes of course  :P
Please adopt me.....or not. Either way a 20 year old hairy eastern european man in diapers and in a basket will be infront of your doorstep.
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Post by: jtobiasm on December 25, 2013, 06:14:36 pm
Tren
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Post by: Rumblood on December 25, 2013, 06:30:06 pm
Quote from: SixThumbs on December 25, 2013, 05:40:42 pm
What about you're other daughter you don't like as much?

I would've rather gotten some cheap thoughtful gifts rather then the gift cards I instead got. Even clothes would've been nice.

She got a very nice necklace, $100 for driving school, and my leave to stay another year to take a course in cosmetology after blowing off real college (she's 25). At the same time her sister will be going to the University of Texas for a degree in Computer Science and her brother will be going to Texas A&M for Marine Biology.
Shamfur dispray.
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Post by: Zhyang on December 25, 2013, 06:40:03 pm
iPhone
Lots of Sweets
Milk
Clothes
Deodorant
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Post by: Ikarus on December 25, 2013, 07:10:56 pm
First time that I didn´t wish for anything, so my mom decided to pay my car insurance this year.
Maybe I should wish for some socks or something next year, so she doesn´t spend a fortune again :x

thanks mom
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Post by: Miwiw on December 25, 2013, 07:38:54 pm
Money
Chocolate
Books
a new tv
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 25, 2013, 07:51:31 pm
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Bought this fuckface to myself so I have somebody to cuddle with.
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Post by: Perverz on December 25, 2013, 08:08:05 pm
from wife: kiss
from daughter: kiss
from parents and brother: kiss  :lol:
from mother in law: women's watch  :rolleyes:

merry christmas!
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 25, 2013, 08:14:48 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on December 25, 2013, 07:51:31 pm
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Bought this fuckface to myself so I have somebody to cuddle with.
Strap-on in the front,
Fleshlight in the back.
Into the sunset I ride,
with this dildo up my crack!
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Post by: SixThumbs on December 25, 2013, 09:06:52 pm
Quote from: enigmatic_stranger on December 25, 2013, 07:51:31 pm
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Bought this fuckface to myself so I have somebody to cuddle with.

I can make that face at you if you want to cuddle with me.
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Post by: HardRice on December 25, 2013, 11:20:21 pm
Condoms and some socks.

I don't need anything else, ever  :D
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Post by: Sir_Hans on December 25, 2013, 11:33:17 pm
I got a plane ticket and a job offer in hawaii... RIP internet latency  :(
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Post by: Lemon on December 26, 2013, 01:08:57 am
Lots of clothes and some monies.
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Post by: darmaster on December 26, 2013, 02:35:57 am
Quote from: Strudog on December 24, 2013, 09:16:21 pm

The highest mountains in England can't even get a ride on a roller coaster because they're too short; what are you planning to do with those?
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Post by: Uther Pendragon on December 26, 2013, 03:07:16 am
New badminton racket
Lotsa birdies
Cool red shirt
Shelf (got a long and dumb story attached to it, way too long for me to explain)
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Post by: Bjord on December 26, 2013, 05:04:51 am
I'm really spoiled.

I got a dowry of cash from father's side
Got a Sony Xperia Z1 (FUCK YEAH)
2 new shirts
socks
boxers

The Xperia Z1 is probably the best phone on the market atm, I know this because I sell 'em  :D
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Post by: Tibe on December 26, 2013, 08:47:44 am
Been using the Xperia Z for over a year now and loving the shit out of it. The looks and everything are just spectacular. Never really liked the Galaxies and Iphones.
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Post by: Kafein on December 26, 2013, 01:05:14 pm
Quote from: Rumblood on December 25, 2013, 06:30:06 pm
She got a very nice necklace, $100 for driving school, and my leave to stay another year to take a course in cosmetology after blowing off real college (she's 25). At the same time her sister will be going to the University of Texas for a degree in Computer Science and her brother will be going to Texas A&M for Marine Biology.
Shamfur dispray.

wait... cosmetology ? waht is dat
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Post by: Panos_ on December 26, 2013, 01:07:24 pm
Quote from: Uther Pendragon on December 26, 2013, 03:07:16 am
New badminton racket
Lotsa birdies
Cool red shirt
Shelf (got a long and dumb story attached to it, way too long for me to explain)

Dont forget to buy a new purse to match your new racket  :lol:
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 26, 2013, 01:23:35 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on December 26, 2013, 01:07:24 pm
Dont forget to buy a new purse to match your new racket  :lol:
LOOK UTHER HE CALLED YOU GAY!
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Post by: Uther Pendragon on December 26, 2013, 03:59:22 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on December 26, 2013, 01:07:24 pm
Dont forget to buy a new purse to match your new racket  :lol:
fite me irl

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Post by: StormFaction on December 26, 2013, 07:41:06 pm
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...not really, but I did get a voucher for six laps around the track in one :D
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Post by: Strudog on December 27, 2013, 12:52:32 am
Quote from: darmaster on December 26, 2013, 02:35:57 am
The highest mountains in England can't even get a ride on a roller coaster because they're too short; what are you planning to do with those?

Its called going skiing in the alps or North America every year
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Post by: Jack1 on December 27, 2013, 02:25:11 am
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Not even joking on this one either. A fucking snuggy that makes you look like Santa.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 27, 2013, 10:48:00 pm
Quote from: Kafein on December 26, 2013, 01:05:14 pm
wait... cosmetology ? waht is dat

You know, telling someone's fortune based on the constellations...
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Post by: Lemon on December 27, 2013, 10:48:56 pm
Quote from: Jack1 on December 27, 2013, 02:25:11 am
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Not even joking on this one either. A fucking snuggy that makes you look like Santa.
Send pics with you in it!  :lol:
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Post by: Rumblood on December 27, 2013, 11:33:36 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on December 27, 2013, 10:48:00 pm
You know, telling someone's fortune based on the constellations...

Lol, not quite:

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Post by: Kafein on December 28, 2013, 03:22:26 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on December 27, 2013, 10:48:00 pm
You know, telling someone's fortune based on the constellations...

I believe that is astrology
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Post by: zagibu on December 28, 2013, 03:46:48 pm
You cannot make a science out of cosmetics, even if you append -ology.
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Post by: NejStark on December 29, 2013, 12:03:25 pm
I got a snowboarding helmet covered in things I like done by a local artist from my girlfriend :D
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 29, 2013, 12:24:38 pm
Quote from: NejStark on December 29, 2013, 12:03:25 pm
I got a snowboarding helmet covered in things I like done by a local artist from my girlfriend :D
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Don't see a snowboard on that helmet... you disliked your gift?
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Post by: Lars on December 29, 2013, 12:43:58 pm
Quote from: Umbra on December 24, 2013, 08:32:13 pm
I got money.

Thats exactly what i wanted



Quote from: darmaster on December 26, 2013, 02:35:57 am
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Shut your unloomed mouth

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Post by: NejStark on December 29, 2013, 06:43:54 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 29, 2013, 12:24:38 pm
Don't see a snowboard on that helmet... you disliked your gift?

When you're standing on a mountain with a full size snowboard, you dont really need a little snowboard drawn on your hat.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 29, 2013, 09:27:18 pm
Quote from: Kafein on December 28, 2013, 03:22:26 am
I believe that is astrology

astronomy

I can keep going. Someone mention a naturalist so I can call them a naturist "by accident".  :twisted:
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Post by: [ptx] on December 29, 2013, 10:33:06 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on December 29, 2013, 09:27:18 pm
astronomy
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Post by: MountedRhader on December 30, 2013, 12:22:40 pm
I got a rock.
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Post by: Umbra on December 30, 2013, 01:10:44 pm
Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals!
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Post by: bagge on December 30, 2013, 01:37:57 pm
Quote from: NejStark on December 29, 2013, 12:03:25 pm
I got a snowboarding helmet covered in things I like done by a local artist from my girlfriend :D
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Awesome!
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 30, 2013, 04:13:40 pm
It's beautiful...

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... and has a lifetime warranty  8-)
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 30, 2013, 07:41:29 pm
Got a sweet belgian waffle maker, already used it two mornings in a row, delicious! (The secret is cinnamon in the batter)

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Not even joking on this one either. A fucking snuggy that makes you look like Santa.

I have a superman snuggie :P

From a few years back:

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