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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Keshian on December 21, 2013, 12:04:14 am

Title: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Keshian on December 21, 2013, 12:04:14 am
For many months I witnessed the evil FCC cheating to win victory over Calradia and I remained silent.  My silence has gone on too long.  Evil can only happen when good men do nothing.  So today I announce the creation of my dictatorship of Calradia where I will make each citizen happy by telling them exactly how to live and play and sleep and eat and everything else that will allow me to make them all happy!  :) 8-)

I have item bombed the living shit out of these evil puuties as its only fair to do such things to vile cheaters like these Free Companies who don't understand the happiness of a dictatorship.  They are the devil's spawn and will get all the item bombing they deserve for being such tryhard cheaters.  Its not cheating if we do it to these FCC tryharders.  All you non-cheaters sign up for me as we attack these item bugged assholes. 


P.S.  Also, this Rick_Ross guy is unamerican - he wants chocolate milk out of a black chick's titties, when a true american would want cherry milk out of a redheaded vixen's titties.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6254 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6254)
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: HardRice on December 21, 2013, 12:10:53 am
Fucking FCC puuties..

Fucking FCC vassals..

Fucking FCC cheating scum..

20k to the man who kills that FCC puutie!

You are all true Americans!

-Arowaine For President of Quebec 2015!!
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 21, 2013, 12:29:31 am
The Drunken Peasant Dictator supports additional dictators.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 21, 2013, 05:39:08 am

Worst of all are the cocksuckers known as Black Company.  They are total douche-bags and I'm glad someone is going to set them straight.  They fucked around the entire strat doing nothing but getting stuck on mountains and trading with EU.  Their members are bunch of panzee queen losers and I would be totally surprised if they weren't a bunch of ten year old's with neckbeards.  Unholy Diver pisses me off.  His fucking jokes are stupid.  He's always talking about his wife but I'll bet money he's a total ass pounder.  I picture him as the type dude who cries when he jerks off.  How fucking pathetic. 

These are your FCC associates.  Please...  please... please kill all of them......
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: HardRice on December 21, 2013, 05:50:41 am
Worst of all are the cocksuckers known as Black Company.  They are total douche-bags and I'm glad someone is going to set them straight.  They fucked around the entire strat doing nothing but getting stuck on mountains and trading with EU.  Their members are bunch of panzee queen losers and I would be totally surprised if they weren't a bunch of ten year old's with neckbeards.  Unholy Diver pisses me off.  His fucking jokes are stupid.  He's always talking about his wife but I'll bet money he's a total ass pounder.  I picture him as the type dude who cries when he jerks off.  How fucking pathetic. 

These are your FCC associates.  Please...  please... please kill all of them......

Fucking christ, you really put effort into that...

Is what your wife never says..

 :lol:

Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on December 21, 2013, 08:33:33 am
lol

Dude.... after years of marriage.... you stop putting effort into "it."   It literally becomes a race so you don't miss the football game. 
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Tom Cruise on December 21, 2013, 08:47:12 pm
lol

Dude.... after years of marriage.... you stop putting effort into "it."   It literally becomes a race so you don't miss the football game.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Keshian on December 22, 2013, 05:52:28 am
Look at how bad those FCC puuties are they can't even defend the most defensible castle in NA:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6254 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6254)

Prepare to get rekt next strat FCC - you guys suck!  Barely a 1:2 defending a castle.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Lemon on December 22, 2013, 05:52:55 am
Rekt FCC f@ggots
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Keshian on December 22, 2013, 06:23:18 am
Did anyone take a screen shot of defender's gear?  Cracked me up every time you said you couldn't even access 2hers.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Flancan on February 25, 2014, 06:12:10 am
So Kesh, where do I sign up?
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Matey on February 25, 2014, 06:35:55 am
So Kesh, where do I sign up?

Kesh already won his war against FCC. No FCC in strat 5.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Keshian on February 25, 2014, 07:20:45 am
Fucking puutie scum - we fucked em up good - opened up some WMDs! on their anti-american asses.  Damn terrorist cheating scum wont ever be coming back! 
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: njames89 on February 25, 2014, 08:21:41 am
 :cry:
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on February 25, 2014, 02:40:07 pm
I have this image in my head of Kesh sitting in front of a mirror cutting himself talking in the third person. "damn cheaters, Kesh will make them pay." chopping off his hair in clumps, and sobbing, listening to the indigo girls.
Buck up ol' chum.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: dreadnok on February 25, 2014, 02:44:20 pm
I'm slow and stupid. Is there FCC this round?
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on February 25, 2014, 05:14:16 pm
I'm slow and stupid. Is there FCC this round?

Nope. A handful of us are still playing, but under a different name and for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: dreadnok on February 25, 2014, 08:22:27 pm
Nope. A handful of us are still playing, but under a different name and for shits and giggles.

OK good
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: BaleOhay on February 25, 2014, 11:24:49 pm
fcc may not be in strat but our spirits reserve the right to stir up as much shit as possible
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on February 27, 2014, 04:10:56 am
So whoever took kwyn up north has no relations to fcc? Whoever owns can you shoot me a pm or hop in Astralis TS? Wish to make a friendly offer for it.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 27, 2014, 04:20:31 am
So whoever took kwyn up north has no relations to fcc? Whoever owns can you shoot me a pm or hop in Astralis TS? Wish to make a friendly offer for it.

I get the feeling I'm going to have to do an origin story for BIRD CLAN someday.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: BaleOhay on February 27, 2014, 04:44:13 am
yeah tutu and bird clan are really FCC in bird costume whispering... Cooo cooo I am not FCC coo coo
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 27, 2014, 05:34:39 am
yeah tutu and bird clan are really FCC in bird costume whispering... Cooo cooo I am not FCC coo coo

Please don't confuse people who do not know our situation. I have been off doing my own things for the last year.
Title: Re: Death to all FCC Cheater Scum and the Rise of a Lovable Dictator
Post by: BaleOhay on February 27, 2014, 06:14:36 pm
Tutu has been the real power behind FCC or years