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Title: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Lt_Anders on December 17, 2013, 01:18:05 am
Which do you like more? Baths or Showers?

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Post by: Havoco on December 17, 2013, 01:25:13 am
I use olive oil roman orgy style
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Post by: Scervo on December 17, 2013, 02:29:11 am
Obviously showering is superior because then you aren't sitting in all the stuff you just washed off of yourself.
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Post by: Prinz_Karl on December 17, 2013, 02:43:23 am
So the water when you bath turns like dark?
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Post by: Porthos on December 17, 2013, 04:13:33 am
Only bath. I always take a bath for about an hour or even more. It's a place where I am relaxing or just gurgling around  :oops:
Shower only if I'm in a hurry.
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Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Jarold on December 17, 2013, 04:35:06 am
Sometimes I have an urge to take a bath but then i'm too lazy to wait for it to fill up. Also I always pee in the shower (the toilet is just so far away :( ) so it would be gross in a bath.

TMI?
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 17, 2013, 04:45:27 am
I've never seen the appeal to peeing in the shower, seems sorta gross.
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Post by: Jarold on December 17, 2013, 06:15:09 am
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 17, 2013, 04:45:27 am
I've never seen the appeal to peeing in the shower, seems sorta gross.

I dunno either really but it seems like a waste of time to pee in the tiolet when I can shower and pee at the same time! I aim right for the drain and I sorta clean it up with water if I do miss. But I guess it is kind of gross but meh.
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Prpavi on December 17, 2013, 01:34:17 pm
long hot bath
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Post by: djavo on December 17, 2013, 01:39:05 pm
Shower because of pubic hairs getting in my mouth when in bath
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Post by: Boerenlater on December 17, 2013, 01:44:04 pm
A golden shower.
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Post by: Kafein on December 17, 2013, 02:02:39 pm
Bath, they don't stay alive in the showers but I need the kidneys
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Post by: Umbra on December 17, 2013, 02:06:24 pm
I scrub my balls with the tears of my enemies
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Lars on December 17, 2013, 03:12:04 pm
Shower is more practical and hygienic imo( unless you enter the bath that you already clean). And this after you poo  :arrow:
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in this order: you poo,  then use  hygienic paper, then wash with bidè/bidet.   :arrow: Your ass it's sanitized and smells of roses
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Apsod on December 17, 2013, 04:36:11 pm
Quote from: Lars on December 17, 2013, 03:12:04 pm
Shower is more practical and hygienic imo( unless you enter the bath that you already clean). And this after you poo  :arrow:
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in this order: you poo,  then use  hygienic paper, then wash with bidè/bidet.   :arrow: Your ass it's sanitized and smells of roses
What kind of devilspawn is that? Some kind of weird toilet device that does the peeing for you?
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Xant on December 17, 2013, 05:32:01 pm
You people are fucked up.
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Post by: [ptx] on December 17, 2013, 06:09:02 pm
Peeing in shower? WTF? :|
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 17, 2013, 06:20:30 pm
As a family man, i do not need to worry about this stuff... My wife tells me when I start smelling bad, and I just let her sponge-bath me in my chair, so I can focus on important things in life, like getting my crossbow to +2. But of course, since i am a busy man and have no time for this nonsense, she has to persuade me to be washed, and so, I always get a "happy ending" to my sponge-bath. Otherwise it's just not worth my time you see. Yeah, and once a year, I do a full colonic cleansing.
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Post by: Logen on December 17, 2013, 06:36:04 pm
armpit is alive!!11
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 17, 2013, 06:54:35 pm
Quote from: Logen on December 17, 2013, 06:36:04 pm
armpit is alive!!11

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Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: zagibu on December 17, 2013, 08:09:02 pm
Seriously, we thought your wife finally offed you.
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Post by: Lars on December 17, 2013, 10:31:56 pm
Quote from: Apsod on December 17, 2013, 04:36:11 pm
What kind of devilspawn is that? Some kind of weird toilet device that does the peeing for you?


That device it's called bidè/bidet, "Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus"
 after you poo in the wc you wipe your ass with hygienic paper, then you sit on the bidet/bidè in this way and you wash yourself  :arrow:
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Bidè/Bidets are very common here, i haven't yet seen a house without it .  It's very handy,   I doubt people take  a shower everytime after they poo, or that they take 10 shower a day if  are sick with gastrointestinal  flu.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet



Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Kafein on December 17, 2013, 11:26:19 pm
My personal experience is that you won't find bidets anywhere but in Spain or south of France. There are tons of humorous implications but I'm not going to spell them out.

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Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Lars on December 18, 2013, 12:42:55 am
Quote from: Kafein on December 17, 2013, 11:26:19 pm
My personal experience is that you won't find bidets anywhere but in Spain or south of France. There are tons of humorous implications but I'm not going to spell them out.




Bidets aren't very widespread in Spain afaik, in France they were very common till the 70's , they were installed in ~95% of  French households, but the % has dropped over time, only 42% of french households had bidets in 1993.

In Euroope bidets are very common in Italy (97% of households) and Portugal (92%), outside of Europe bidets are quite popular in Japan and South Korea "Combination toilet-bidets with seat warmers, or attachable bidets are particularly popular in Japan and South Korea, found in approximately 60% of households"


Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Tore on December 18, 2013, 12:45:30 am
I bath in my looms
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 18, 2013, 02:42:08 am
Always shower. Shower is the king of kings of kings of kings....of kings.

Only time i take bath is when i take ice cold baths sometimes.
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: darmaster on December 18, 2013, 04:23:09 am
Baths are special events to me; relaxing moments.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 18, 2013, 08:18:08 am
Bathtub in my current apartment is too small to stretch your legs out when sitting. I haven't taken a bath in the thing since I moved in. Showers are okay but a long hot bath in winter or a long cold bath in summer is amazing.
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Post by: Jona on December 18, 2013, 04:03:37 pm
Haven't take a bath since I was 3, the damn drain valve got stuck in the open position, and my family was too lazy to replace it. After I moved out of that house, everywhere I've lived has only had really tiny showers, no tubs included. Can't wait til I get my own place with a nice large bath...


My grandparents used to have a jacuzzi in their home... I got to use it a couple of times when I was really little. Barely remember it but the thing was pretty much the size of a pool for me, and filled with jetstreams. Man, it was awesome. Brought in floating cup-holder, and a cold soda with me, cranked it up to wavepool status... aaaaaahhhhhhhh good times.
Title: Re: Bath or Shower?
Post by: Rumblood on December 19, 2013, 01:26:17 am
I shower as a daily routine, my bathtub is a Redmont by Jacuzzi brand with awesome jets for when I want a chillaxing bath. Why chose just one?