238 brave velucans died in the defense of New Serindiar against the overwhelming force brought down upon their heads with 2000 Occitian troops enslaving the rest of the population. I would like to take a moment and thank the 21 brave souls that led these men and defended New Serindiar to their last breath against great odds.
This travesty will not be forgotten nor forgiven. New Serindiar is mine by right and I will not have my people enslaved by foreigners. Especially not my temple prostitutes.
For now I take solace in the fact that I was able to escape with some of my mistresses and my porn collection. But that will not hold me over. By Rob, I will take my village back. This I swear.
RP aside, I was unable to make it and I honestly thank the people that showed up to defend the village. You guys were outnumbered 2:1 and did well considering the odds.
Thank you for showing up and when I do retake New Serindiar, I hope you'll sign up again.
Enjoy the felt caps btw Occitian. They're only normal but still.. felt caps! So don't ruin the felt cap sweatshop I set up.
2000 Occitan soldiers swarmed Serindiar's defenses and they valiantly fought against overwhelming odds but were overcome and enslaved. Tomorrow 2000 velucan soliders shall free them.
Plus I managed to forget a few porn stashes that I simply cannot do without. So.. tomorrow it shall be a great climax for all.
I hope you all manage to come tomorrow.
For New Serindiar! For the porn!
I so love the innuendo. Should have fit a few more in but it was a tad bit hard.
In any case, I have outfitted a good army with excellent armor and weapons all around. It seems they're not reinforcing which works out.
It'll be a deathmatch of sorts so no real leadership will most likely occur except for engineers in setting up forward spawns and equip boxes.
I'd appreciate if anyone can make it, especially if you've fought in its defense before. We can get some closure eh?
New Serindiar has been freed! And most importantly, I am reunited with my porn.
Unfortunately my soldiers didn't get to let loose occitan blood upon the virtual ground since occitan had fled in the face of my coming wrath.
Valiant and brave heroes banded with me to lead my soldiers to victory only to be let down. One of the men started to go mad and screamed "We're all going to die! There's ghosts everywhere! HOLY SHIT!" He was cut down by a man screaming "DOOLZ! DOOLZ FOR EVERYONE!"
The bloodlust was high.
However when we arrived in the village, every villager was dead. No apparent cause was seen as they were simply lying in the streets, their homes, their beds, not a mark on them. Occitan was not to blame for this it seems as disease was not the cause. My best doctors were baffled.
The men's bloodlust was gone and only sorrow remained. We buried them outside the village.
The last of the velucans were under my command unless others had men hidden somewhere but there was no contact. I swore to ensure my mark had been left on the world. I quickly rounded up the best painters in the army and asked them to make a mark in the village so people knew who had been here and who rules over these lands.
They did not disappoint.
I honestly didn't except no one to show up for occitan but I guess it was a one sided battle and no one wanted to sign up.
Either way, was good talking to you guys about it and glad we were able to set it up.
Thank you to everyone that showed up and while I mildly exaggerated the sayings in what was said in the server, it pretty much went that way.
Wish it could have been a fight rather than nothing but that's the way it goes.
Thanks for reading this if you did and thanks for Trist for outfitting me for my vengeance.
It was a fun strat, bugs and all. See you guys in the next one.