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cRPG => Beginner's Help and Guides => Topic started by: Damsel on December 11, 2013, 03:04:33 pm

Title: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Damsel on December 11, 2013, 03:04:33 pm
Many times while browsing through the shop I am sure you have scrolled right past the assorted strange armors and many other Asian armors.  Today I'm going to explain to you the benefits of being a Weaboo warrior and defending your honor and famiry.

Are you man enough for the Weaboo Samurai lifestyle???
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1. Style:  It is sometimes very hard to get your armors to agree so the whole outfit is kickass and presentable in battle... Not a problem when you're a weaboo, The strange armors are interchangeable like colored legos and they always look good.
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2. Statistics:  The Strange armors have stats for all classes.
The Light Strange Armor is very cheap for its statistics and is a well balanced out set.  It allows for quick movement while not being as squishy as a shirt. 
The Light Strange Armor Set:
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Main reason I go Weaboo:
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PLEASE SEND ME OR POST YOUR OWN PICTURES OF YOUR WEABOO LIFESTYLE, IT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!

DONATED PICTURES
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And my favorite!
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Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Damsel on December 11, 2013, 03:28:06 pm
RESERVED
GUIDE IS IN PROGRESS GIVE IT SOME TIME!
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 11, 2013, 06:42:05 pm
The light strange armor set is right in the range of weight/armor that I love. Light enough for you to outrun most, but strong enough that you don't get splattered by a horse bump or a couple swings.

The new model for the masked helmet is really goofy on female characters though. Its gigantic compared to your shoulders and makes you look like Dark Helmet.

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You can always wear a khergit lady leather hat instead  :oops:  :mrgreen:  :oops:
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Damsel on December 12, 2013, 03:02:23 pm
I will try that idea out, The Strange armors are just so unique and strong its unbeatable.
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: the real god emperor on December 13, 2013, 07:26:29 pm
+ for uber cool avatar
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: //saxon on December 13, 2013, 10:19:41 pm
il be looking forward to the next addition to this.

Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Johammeth on December 14, 2013, 06:29:42 pm
When did they add all this "Tom Cruise" armor????


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Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Prpavi on December 14, 2013, 07:16:06 pm
I can only approved!!

I rock the Heavy Strange set on my melee dud with LHB or Bamboo, lub it! \(     ^_____^  )/
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 16, 2013, 05:05:43 am
In addition the the hafted/long hafted blade and bamboo spear, the fauchard matches the Japanese and (even more so) the Chinese armor sets. The crescent "mancatcher" on the tip of the weapon was a common design in Asian polearms that weren't spears. It's as close as you are gonna get unless they add a pack of Asian weapons (don't hold your breath).
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Prpavi on December 16, 2013, 03:08:46 pm
Well not many know but Studded Warclub is also a weaboo weapon and it's fun to use, Molly has +3 one  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: IG_Saint on December 16, 2013, 09:23:30 pm
Arrow or bolt to the dick?
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Don't worry, due to superior genes Weaboos can always have children, ensuring they always have progeny, ready to avenge their father's dick wound and protect the family honour!

Javelin to the face?
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Don't worry, your sturdy Weaboo face mask will protect your teeth, allowing you to chew up that javelin and spit it right back!

Low on cash?
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Don't worry, Weaboo armour enhances your e-peen by 37%, ensuring that you always end up on the top of the score board for that sweet valour payday!

Become a Weaboo today and stab some dude in the face!
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Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Teeth on December 16, 2013, 11:30:51 pm
Proper weeaboos wear the daishō to set themselves apart from the commoner, as it is the sign of the samurai.

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Title: Re: Guide to Weaboo magic!
Post by: Tore on December 16, 2013, 11:33:03 pm
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