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Title: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 09, 2013, 05:59:53 am
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Post your most wanted Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus gifts. Here's four I am hoping for:

Not work safe! Don't open at work!
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on December 09, 2013, 06:10:06 am
A new headset - mine is being held together with duct tape...
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Post by: Canuck on December 09, 2013, 06:12:33 am
Never open a witchcraft spoiler!
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 09, 2013, 06:31:23 am
A mic so the people of cRPG can hear my sexy voice

A Star Wars bathrobe, because I need a new robe and Star Wars is awesome

A couple spyderco's
A couple benchmade's
(Knives, basically)

And new alarm clock because I broke my last one :D

Ofcourse I won't get any of these, and instead will get gifted the same useless shit as always
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Nehvar on December 09, 2013, 08:24:37 am
A winning powerball ticket.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Torben on December 09, 2013, 08:51:15 am
vietnamese sexslave. 

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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: [ptx] on December 09, 2013, 10:44:49 am
I only wish for a couple of loompoints. I know, i have such humble needs. :)
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Post by: _schizo321437 on December 09, 2013, 11:15:30 am
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 09, 2013, 11:40:21 am
a new frying pan and a wok pan :)
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Molly on December 09, 2013, 12:00:42 pm
World Peace? I mean, really? Nobody? :|

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Post by: Porthos on December 09, 2013, 12:31:38 pm
More plectrums. I always lose them, and then find in the most unusual places. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Radament on December 09, 2013, 02:23:32 pm
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1560/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1560/)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8a0f/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8a0f/)

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http://www.gadgetsandgear.com/beer-tracker-counting-bottle-opener.html (http://www.gadgetsandgear.com/beer-tracker-counting-bottle-opener.html)

http://www.gadgetsandgear.com/bbq-branding-iron-changeable-letters.html (http://www.gadgetsandgear.com/bbq-branding-iron-changeable-letters.html)

thanks , Santa <3
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Prpavi on December 09, 2013, 02:32:12 pm
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Post by: Molly on December 09, 2013, 03:32:19 pm
I don't even
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 09, 2013, 03:35:56 pm
That looks pretty dangerous :O
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Alec on December 09, 2013, 04:08:17 pm
A girlfriend with a poweroff button would be very nice!

Edit: I would like this.
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Kalam on December 10, 2013, 02:00:37 am
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You TOO can cook sous-vide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sous-vide)!
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: MountedRhader on December 10, 2013, 04:30:45 am
Quote
What do YOU want for Christmas?

Justice for the oppressed and firm representation of the downtrodden
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Christo on December 10, 2013, 04:55:13 am
On my computer I'd say Space Rangers HD.

But for a real wish.. I don't know. hmm.

girlfriend with off button is not a bad one by the way, lol
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Havoco on December 10, 2013, 05:29:50 am
New computer obviously. But a new processor and graphics card would do I guess.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Xant on December 10, 2013, 05:53:47 am
Quote from: Christo on December 10, 2013, 04:55:13 am
girlfriend with off button is not a bad one by the way, lol
It's called hookers.
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Post by: Christo on December 10, 2013, 06:05:42 am
lol
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Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 10, 2013, 06:09:45 am
Quote from: Christo on December 10, 2013, 06:05:42 am
lol
All I want for Christomas is you.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: MountedRhader on December 10, 2013, 06:51:16 am
Quote from: Alec on December 09, 2013, 04:08:17 pm
A girlfriend with a poweroff button would be very nice!

Edit: I would like this.
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: zagibu on December 10, 2013, 08:58:06 am
Coal.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Knife on December 10, 2013, 11:48:14 am
Man, I'd really like to wipe my back with this golden toilet paper. Please, Santa, bring me some!

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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Kafein on December 10, 2013, 02:14:40 pm
Seriously, isn't toilet paper made of pure gold a little bit dangerous ?
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Knife on December 10, 2013, 02:18:33 pm
It's not pure gold and of course...if it would be of pure gold then it's the same as wiping your back with a sharp object, hehe.  :P
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: LordBerenger on December 10, 2013, 02:22:07 pm
All i want for Christmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Kalam on December 10, 2013, 11:25:33 pm
Quote from: Xant on December 10, 2013, 05:53:47 am
It's called hookers.

Travel writer/nurse...any girl who's job involves travel, really, could work in the same way.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Siiem on December 10, 2013, 11:27:37 pm
Quote from: Alec on December 09, 2013, 04:08:17 pm
A girlfriend with a poweroff button would be very nice!

Edit: I would like this.
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Kirbyy on December 10, 2013, 11:29:09 pm
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Ikarus on December 11, 2013, 12:02:19 am
Sometimes I could really use more time to actually do what I want to do, but in fact...

I don´t have to starve, I got a nice internet connection and enough time to play some video games from time to time.

I don´t really have any wishes, everything else would be luxury
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Molly on December 11, 2013, 08:51:00 am
Oh oh... I have another one:

GTA V for PC :)

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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Prpavi on December 12, 2013, 12:49:13 am
also this

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Post by: Kafein on December 12, 2013, 01:04:34 am
I would like this
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Post by: _schizo321437 on December 12, 2013, 01:09:06 am
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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: BlindGuy on December 12, 2013, 01:10:20 am
The rent payed for a bit?
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Kafein on December 12, 2013, 01:15:46 am
I don't know what I should feel when upvoted by schizo
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Post by: _schizo321437 on December 12, 2013, 01:21:35 am
i can connect any post to any other
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: [ptx] on December 12, 2013, 01:26:18 am
Quote from: _schizo321437 on December 12, 2013, 01:21:35 am
i can connect any post to any other
That you most certainly can, my strange friend :lol:
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Fredom on December 12, 2013, 11:35:41 am
I want Kapikulus to stop teamkilling.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: zagibu on December 12, 2013, 11:57:51 am
Quote from: Fredom on December 12, 2013, 11:35:41 am
I want Kapikulus to stop teamkilling.

World peace would be more realistic.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Lars on December 12, 2013, 05:34:14 pm
Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 10, 2013, 06:09:45 am
All I want for Christomas is you.

All i want for Christmas is jew/s 



Seriously... eternal youth
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: SixThumbs on December 12, 2013, 06:04:56 pm
Apparently all of the entertainment industry made a claim against that video so I can't watch it.

What I want for Christmas is good ideas for presents for other people, or just not having to buy them at all.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 12, 2013, 06:28:03 pm
Saab 93 Turbo

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or

saab sonett

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Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Casimir on December 12, 2013, 06:29:40 pm
to finally be free of herpes
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 12, 2013, 06:33:06 pm
A new computer screen, cuz the one I have now is shit :P
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Molly on December 12, 2013, 06:38:20 pm
Quote from: Morso on December 12, 2013, 06:28:03 pm
Saab 93 Turbo

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or

saab sonett

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Would plus this 10 times for good taste! Personally, the 9000 Turbo is even more cool!
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: Scervo on December 13, 2013, 12:22:02 am
Clothes. I wear the same stuff like every day.

P.S., that book has a pretty fantastic cover if i must say so myself, witchcraft.
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: [ptx] on December 13, 2013, 12:24:16 am
Quote from: SixThumbs on December 12, 2013, 06:04:56 pm
Apparently all of the entertainment industry made a claim against that video so I can't watch it.

What I want for Christmas is good ideas for presents for other people, or just not having to buy them at all.
^This.

No one ever needs anything as gifts these days :/
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: BlindGuy on December 13, 2013, 12:38:29 am
Saab's, IMHO, look like shit. The Sonnet is nice of course, but 9-series turbos look SO bad. When you car is uglier than a Reliant Scimitar, you know the designer was just trying to see how much fucked shit he do before he was fired.

Now, this is a car.

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Jokes, I know its not great, I have ownd others since, and driven many top end motors, but I miss that little beast...
Title: Re: What do YOU want for Christmas?
Post by: SixThumbs on December 13, 2013, 01:08:11 am
Quote from: [ptx] on December 13, 2013, 12:24:16 am
No one ever needs anything as gifts these days :/

If I see something in my day-to-day life that I think someone might really like and appreciate I'd buy it for them. Christmas rolls around and I feel like I have to spend an inordinate amount of time combing through my memory for hints for something they might like or I hand them a gift card that feels like I'm saying, "I couldn't be assed to actually come up with something thoughtful and this is how much you're worth to me" or "I walked around the mall for two hours and decided to give you a piece of plastic".