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Title: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 07, 2013, 09:51:18 am
Who are your top 3!

The categories are!

Female

Male

Hate fuck

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Jennifer Lawrence

Ryan Gosling Gail Garcia Bernal, oh my, so hawt!


Justin Bieber 
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: KingBread on December 07, 2013, 10:34:08 am
Interesting topic 4/5
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on December 07, 2013, 10:37:07 am
Add pics of pretty women
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Latvian on December 07, 2013, 10:44:03 am
Quote from: Grumpy_Nic on December 07, 2013, 10:37:07 am
Add pics of pretty women
and boobs, much boobs
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Umbra on December 07, 2013, 10:46:49 am
Jenifer Lawrence
Johnny Depp
dunno
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Boerenlater on December 07, 2013, 11:24:54 am
Jennifer Lawrence

Dimitri Klokov
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n-no homo right

Kate Upton (really I dont get why ppl think she's hot, look at that horrible frame)
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: MountedRhader on December 07, 2013, 12:43:40 pm
Female: Maria Bonnevie
Male: Nope
Hate: What?

Quote from: Latvian on December 07, 2013, 10:44:03 am
and boobs, much boobs

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There, I make Latvian doubly-happy.
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 08, 2013, 10:57:53 am
Not having a male is simply forboden!

Only my old friends wouldn't fuck men, such homos.

Hate is a very simple concept. Who would you like to fuck because you hate them.

Now it could be that you suck a bunch of bleedy dicks so you get aids and then hate fuck them and kill them with your aids. It could be that you fuck them so well and never call them again they kill themselves because they couldn't handle life with out you.

Or, or, it could be an out and out sex crime.

For instance:

You could be bending Bieber over a couch hands cuffed, taser jammed in the back of his neck with a small crowed of on lookers cheering "fuck that dude, fuck that dude, fuck that dude." Tears powering from his eyes, shrieking through his ball gag. To quote Doug Stanhope "and you shoot rainbows of cum into that broken mother fucker, your not even done when you pull out, your dick fire hosing around sperting the last of the jizz off into space. His asshole winking like a cyclopes in a rain storm as it attempts to regain it's original form and one milky bloody tear dripping down the taint. It's crying for you."

it could be like that.

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Boy J-Law sure if popular at the moment.
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Rumblood on December 09, 2013, 04:06:55 pm
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on December 08, 2013, 10:57:53 am
Boy J-Law sure if popular at the moment.

Best thing is that it isn't because everyone is saying that she is so fucking hot that they have to have her, its that she is a what you see is what you get kinda chick  8-)
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: LordBerenger on December 09, 2013, 05:11:59 pm
Female: Miley Cyrus
Male: Phil Heath
Hate Fuck: I dunno...i guess...Lindsay Lohan?
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Lennu on December 09, 2013, 05:20:47 pm
Katy Perry
Vladimir Putin
Elmo
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Alec on December 09, 2013, 06:48:34 pm
Female: Lyndsy Fonseca/Marzia Bisognin
Male: /
Hate: Cher Lloyd
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Laufknoten on December 09, 2013, 07:22:51 pm
Female: Emma Watson
Male: I would have fucked Heath Ledger if I was gay and he was still alive. No homo...
Hatefuck (rape?): Miley Cyrus

Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Scervo on December 13, 2013, 02:54:16 am
Female: Nina Dobrev
Male: Joseph Gordon-Levitt or James Franco. CANT CHOOSE.
Hate: I dont know. I'll edit it later if I think of something
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Kalam on December 13, 2013, 03:09:18 am
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Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: SixThumbs on December 13, 2013, 04:32:01 am
Quote from: Kalam on December 13, 2013, 03:09:18 am
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Who's [whose] that?

Mine would probably be: Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Life on December 13, 2013, 05:21:39 am
Female:
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Male:
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Hate:
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Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 13, 2013, 05:23:40 am
Quote from: taker_of_life on December 13, 2013, 05:21:39 am
Female:
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Holy fuck kill it before it lays eggs
Title: Re: Top celebrity fucks
Post by: Kalam on December 13, 2013, 02:10:54 pm
Quote from: SixThumbs on December 13, 2013, 04:32:01 am
Who's [whose] that?

Mine would probably be: Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.


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