Today We Salute You, Tireless Bottom HalfersYou dutiful denizens of the underscore
You whose names we must scroll to see
This is
not dedicated to those among you that are ranged and whom the game simply will not award score to.
This is
not dedicated to those among you whom are players who have just joined the server and already have more points and kdr than many.
This is
not dedicated to those among you whom are usually top halfers but are eating a sandwich while playing or stoned out of your gourd.
This is dedicated to the true among you, the tireless champions of the bottom half...--------
Day in and day out, you labor to create a safe place for the Top Halfers to dwell, round after round you toil.
Some may ask "How do people go through round after round and have gained almost no points and kills? What are they doing?"
But we know better - we know that you work tirelessly at your roll, perfecting it all the time.
We know that without you, there would be no top half to have.
We know that without you, we would all be lost in a nameless abyss of mediocrity.
We know the true weight you bear, supporting the gargantuan mass of the inflated self worth of us Top Halfers...And you do it without thanks...
~~ BUT NOT TODAY ~~Today, on behalf of Top Halfers everywhere - We Salute YOU, Bottom Halfers---
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I think everyone overlooked a very important fact here... it is not would you rather A or B, it is would u rather living or dead? Choice B has gills... dead on an island within minutes. So unless you got necrophilia and all...... :lol:
Although I suppose I can't disagree with you if you chose B for the fwap fwap noise, even if it only lasts a few minutes.
Besides, it isn't necrophilia if the body is still warm, right? Tropical island = very warm.
Today We Salute You, Tireless Bottom Halfers
Why thank you sir