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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 04:23:30 am

Title: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 04:23:30 am
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STUFF
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The clearly Mexican EXP CARTEL has attacked the probably Russian TEAM 2 Malayurg Castle, in what is to be a truly glorious battle.  Both teams are armed with plate armors, arbalests, smoke bombs and MYSTERY WEAPONS.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 15 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use all the weapons, you must have 15 strength.  If you don't wear the armor or use the weapons, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2.  You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time, everyone has fun and we all get good experience.
3.  You must apply to both sides.  This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4.  In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle.  I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events."  There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1.  Bring a full load out every life.  There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry one arbalast, two smokebombs and one MYSTERY WEAPON.  Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2.  No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns.  The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time.  Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.  If you set your forward spawn to the enemy forward spawn, you will receive a ban from upcoming events.
3.  NO FLAG CAPPING
4.  Fight in the designated area, leaving that area will count as leeching.
5.  Leave your ego at the door.  No one in the world is specced to be an effective Donkey Knight.  It doesn't matter.  We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
6.  No idling or AFKing.  Be active the whole time.  Let's get this done quick.
7.  No team warning.  Have your giggles until 4/5, but if you are the one who gets someone kicked (5/5), you will be banned from upcoming events.
8. NO RELOADING.  Reloading is for cowards.

Forward spawns will be set up in a relatively flat open area.  No fighting before the forward spawns go up, everyone must set themselves to the appropriate forward spawn.  We will start with an opening volley.

BATTLE LINK: THE MOVIE
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5988

THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
All of LL and the rest of Australia, Tom Cruise, Olafie, Dr Thunder, Lilac, EoA_Jeade, Firebus, Aurelius

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
CIKEL, JAKEBREAD, VOESTER, WITCHBREAD, ARTYEM, PERNITENT PAUPER, SHOTGOON, WITCHCRAFT, EXCAV PLS 420, AMATSUKA, BIGSANDWICH, HUSCARLTON_BANKS, PLUMBO, EXCAV_PLS_420, IM FORGETTING MORE BUT ADD THEM AS I REMEMBER

BATTLE LINK: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5912

Also join this steam group if you want notifications about the upcoming events and stuff.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/murdertown/


SHORT VERSION IF YOU KNOW THE RULES:
LOAD OUT: 1 ARB, 2 SMOKE BOMBS, 1 MYSTERY WEAPON

We're gonna fight outside of the Castle.  I saw a nice relatively flat gravely area, which should give us more room than the courtyard.
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Jeade on December 04, 2013, 05:11:59 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 04:23:30 am
THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
All of LL and the rest of Australia, Tom Cruise, Olafie, Dr Thunder, Lilac, EoA_Jeade, Firebus, Aurelius

wat
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Phantasmal on December 04, 2013, 05:22:01 am
Quote from: Jeade on December 04, 2013, 05:11:59 am
wat

#FreeJeade2013
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 05:25:17 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Lemon on December 04, 2013, 05:26:19 am
not jeades fault he's terrible with a crossbow
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Dach on December 04, 2013, 05:35:12 am
Murder can you initiate your next battle at 10:15, so I have time to get back from work!  :(
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 05:37:11 am
NM i can't read clocks.
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Jeade on December 04, 2013, 06:09:06 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 05:25:17 am
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finna make me go admin on yo ass

I left minutes after the actual fighting started.
The reason being this is what I've been dealing with since Saturday afternoon:
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And from the next day:
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Thanks, Comcast. And Obama.

Furthermore, I present to you the logs, unaltered (except for the endless lines of killing in between).
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I rest my case.

#FreeJeade2013
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Segd on December 04, 2013, 07:59:13 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 05:25:17 am
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Brother aurelius is a real criminal there. Wasn't spawning for 20-30mins(maybe more) till the end of the battle.(yes, you still get xp if you stay in specs)
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: BaleOhay on December 04, 2013, 01:51:46 pm
hell all the no shows should get a 1 game ban for taking exp out of the mouths of the people who were not hired
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Necrons on December 04, 2013, 02:51:03 pm
BAN THE NO SHOWS! wait... my internet wasn't working... that means... shit...
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 04, 2013, 04:52:51 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on December 04, 2013, 01:51:46 pm
hell all the no shows should get a 1 game ban for taking exp out of the mouths of the people who were not hired

Do you know how much effort that is to keep track of?
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Turkhammer on December 04, 2013, 11:28:52 pm
No TS channels listed in briefing for tonight's battle.  Anyone know which ones will be used?
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 05, 2013, 02:51:50 am
papasmurf.bounceme.net
Title: Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
Post by: Turkhammer on December 05, 2013, 03:04:33 am
TY