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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: arowaine on December 04, 2013, 01:54:18 am
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We of Les Chevalier Occitan have roused from slumber to halt hostile actions against the new found ally, MB, from
(you fucking terrorist) TKoV.
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After several months of shoveling graves of fallen comrades from previous wars, we recieved word from couriers from all corners of Calradia that the TKoV are still threatening the livelyhood of the MB. The time has come to make glorious EXP put this fiery hatred to ice, and punish those who should resist peace.
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Our brothers of the desert, Murder Boners, those who stand rightfully deserved of military aid from Les Chevalier Occitan's, shall recieve just that, and the woman and children, rich and poor shall all know life, and not death as terrorists TKoV would deem otherwise. This is not the time for merciful acts. This is the time to help our ally recieve their rightful claim.
Glory to Montjoie Sait-Denis. HOOOURA HOOOURA a la guerre! Nous marchons vers vous! Préparer vous a Mourir dans une mort impitoyable!Here comes the pain!
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hi quebec how is ur poutine
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God Wills It! :twisted:
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10k per c-rpg battle to endlessly annoy and ruin the opposing side's equipment/archers.
:/ I owe phantasmal gold and I'm poor, but trust me it is worth it. I recently took out 4 forward spawns, 3 boxes, and a catapalt when fighting against the FCC in Yruma castle during one battle. I got scolded by Matey for doing that.
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I was going to write a story featuring Arowaine and Rob making passionate, sweaty, rough love to each other but I decided not to.
Just remember, nerds, true love can never be contained.
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I also will jump on this bandwagon and declare war on the kingdom of virgins.
long live lemons one man bundle of sticks faction
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The Goat strided ponderously along the ramparts, his belly protruding beneath his tunic. A small patch of dust was kicking up to the southwest but the lord was too preoccupied with the turkey leg within his left hand. With a mighty bite he turned to the sentry who had just hailed him for the fifth time
"My Lord" the Sentry cried "A rider from Saren!"
"Let him through." the lord grunted while taking a large bite from the turkey leg on his right forearm.
The rider grunted while dismounting. The lord could immediately recognize him as Bongloader, the lord of Saren. "My Lord!" the rider began..."
"Halt!" Screamed the Lord Goat. "Surely you don't think the hospitality of Grunwalder castle would wain under my command?" The old lord gestured to a turret upon his left. The Bongloader proceeded upon the bidden path, the Goat followed after a large bite.
Their business concluded, the Bongloader began: "My Lord, it is time we get to business. Upon my very own lands, intruders have appeared, armed and organized, with the intention of wiping out not only mine own, but all of our kin. The Goat looked grave, but did not speak. A good time passed in silence, the old comrades in arms did not move or utter a sound, finally, Bongloader spoke: "The French, they have come."
Adoptagoat stared at Bongloader for a full second and then erupted in enormous laughter, his guards poked their heads in the room, the dogs in the yard began to bark and the roosters began to crow in the middle of the night. It took quite some time for the Old Lord to quiet down. Bongloader raised an eyebrow, then it began to dawn upon him. He began to speak, then halted. He began again, and could not get beyond one word. Finally, he arrived upon:
"The French Canadians."
"Fuck..."
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Wow, awesome. Glad to see you guys active again. Really looking forward to some good xp.
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The Gobblin King will surely be unimpressed by our lack of diplomatic CAPS
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We of Les Chevalier Occitan have roused from slumber to halt hostile actions against the new found ally, MB, from (you fucking terrorist) TKoV.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
After several months of shoveling graves of fallen comrades from previous wars, we recieved word from couriers from all corners of Calradia that the TKoV are still threatening the livelyhood of the MB. The time has come to make glorious EXP put this fiery hatred to ice, and punish those who should resist peace.
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Our brothers of the desert, Murder Boners, those who stand rightfully deserved of military aid from Les Chevalier Occitan's, shall recieve just that, and the woman and children, rich and poor shall all know life, and not death as terrorists TKoV would deem otherwise. This is not the time for merciful acts. This is the time to help our ally recieve their rightful claim.
Glory to Montjoie Sait-Denis. HOOOURA HOOOURA a la guerre! Nous marchons vers vous! Préparer vous a Mourir dans une mort impitoyable!Here comes the pain!
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You fucking pussy arrowaine i hope you choke to death you bundle of sticks
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You fucking pussy arrowaine i hope you choke to death you bundle of sticks
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That's kind of rude, man.
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After my previous drunken rampage into TKoV's TS I can tell one if two things. They don't give a shit. The second thing would be they don't give a shit.
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wow sky-laddering cheaters ban them from crpg
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wow sky-laddering cheaters ban them from crpg
Who the fuck could even think they were skyladders??
Oh right, the admins.
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After my previous drunken rampage into TKoV's TS I can tell one if two things. They don't give a shit. The second thing would be they don't give a shit.
you should be in our ts and see how it is :D
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From what I hear a lot of yelling. consisting of "kill the fcc vassals" done in a zany French Canadian accent.
Pretty funny honestly.
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Our great leader Arowaine suffer from paranoia after he received a great maul on the head. Since then, he sees FCC plotting against him everywhere even if we are now at peace. :wink:
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From what I hear a lot of yelling. consisting of "kill the fcc vassals" done in a zany French Canadian accent.
Pretty funny honestly.
More of seeing somebody killing arrowaine then hearing "OK I POOT 10KEY ON DAT LUCI love you GUYS EAD"
Then about 10 people all pile on some unlucky guy who killed arrowaine.
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i would like to say thanks to switch unicorn for being neutral and coming on our side of the battle we appreciate your pressence from all occitan i say thanks sir and hope you enjoy being with us for once :) looking forward into that awesome relationship we got here
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i would like to say thanks to switch unicorn for being neutral and coming on our side of the battle we appreciate your pressence from all occitan i say thanks sir and hope you enjoy being with us for once :) looking forward into that awesome relationship we got here
I never get called out for being neutral.. :(
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I never get called out for being neutral.. :(
1 have you change your name?
2 did you come to any of our battle ?
if so sorry i forgotten you
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1 have you change your name?
2 did you come to any of our battle ?
if so sorry i forgotten you
No and both.
I was joking anyways. I'm bad at jokes.
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i would like to say thanks to switch unicorn for being neutral and coming on our side of the battle we appreciate your pressence from all occitan i say thanks sir and hope you enjoy being with us for once :) looking forward into that awesome relationship we got here
Wow. Such dick suck. much cum.
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After my previous drunken rampage into TKoV's TS I can tell one if two things. They don't give a shit. The second thing would be they don't give a shit.
They don't, makes it easier to switch sides..
I thought they had an alliance with WFA or something? Guess they don't want any trouble.
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Part of the issue is timing. Its the last two weeks of school for most of us, and it is just to hard to find time with finals etc. So I guess if you wanted more effort from our part, maybe wait a week or two.
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Part of the issue is timing. Its the last two weeks of school for most of us, and it is just to hard to find time with finals etc. So I guess if you wanted more effort from our part, maybe wait a week or two.
same as everyone sir! how many time i brag about having outside life and shit and everyone was laugthing and being rude toward us.We are sorry! but nothing we can really do about it we at least will try to keep our battle time at civil time.
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same as everyone sir! how many time i brag about having outside life and shit and everyone was laugthing and being rude toward us.We are sorry! but nothing we can really do about it we at least will try to keep our battle time at civil time.
Whats the point of taking fiefs and stuff if there is no XP cause the opposition is busy atm.............
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Whats the point of taking fiefs and stuff if there is no XP cause the opposition is busy atm.............
What??
People whine when we sit in our castle, which we did for some time because nobody was playing anymore. Even now we have around 2-4 occitan and a little bit more chevalier player for our strat battle.
And now we are the bad guys because we attack an unprepared faction unwilling to defend there fief.
Shut up jerk
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What??
People whine when we sit in our castle, which we did for some time because nobody was playing anymore. Even now we have around 2-4 occitan and a little bit more chevalier player for our strat battle.
And now we are the bad guys because we attack an unprepared faction unwilling to defend there fief.
Shut up jerk
Cause both of them suck? In one, you waste time and don't give xp(but do win at strat... :rolleyes:) the other you contribute nothing and waste XP.
To be proper, you'd give everyone 1 day for war preparations, but this is strat and war is declared same hour army attacks.
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In one, you waste time and don't give xp
Isn't that what you did with your castle?
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Isn't that what you did with your castle?
I would give troops to people at war. While not directly fighting, I did give troops out.
I gave LCO 2k when they were hurting for troops. Gave FCC 1500 for a battle they initiated almost an hour later. Gave LL troops, CC troops(recently actually), etc etc.
That's the point of a troop seller. You give people troops for their own ends.
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What??
People whine when we sit in our castle, which we did for some time because nobody was playing anymore. Even now we have around 2-4 occitan and a little bit more chevalier player for our strat battle.
And now we are the bad guys because we attack an unprepared faction unwilling to defend there fief.
Shut up jerk
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
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1.We want to fight a war
2.Attacks at 7pm EST on a weekday during finals week
You can only choose one.
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1.We want to fight a war
2.Attacks at 7pm EST on a weekday during finals week
You can only choose one.
That is early for most of the country, however if you want to send repeated assaults to a fief, night after night, you need to attack early in the evening so 3 or 4 days later, you can still fight the battle without having to wait 20 hours to re-attack.
Hire mercs.
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Yeah, shit like this kills the community faster than anything else. Mcdeath_ATS went on tkov ts before they showed up and told all the eu mercs he was with tkov and that there wasn't a real battle taking place, no gear, etc. and that they should sign up for the other side (also sent pms regarding the same). Was near equal parity in mercs before that because tkov had stayed up late hiring people. Ended up being 46 v 24 showing up instead of 39 v 31, so shit xp for any of us guys waking up at that hour and a cheap community destroying win for occitan thanks to mcdeath's help.
Mcdeath is now blacklisted from all FCC battles - both of his strategus multiaccounts are banned from our trading area as well:
McDeath_ATS with the Gobblin faction and
MC_of_Frisia in the Central Confederacy faction
Some great quotes from the EU guys that got tricked by him simply because they didnt know he wasnt a tkov member:
"What a douchebaggy little kid"
"Assholes like that make me not want to play any na battles"
"You mean thats not a girl? Didn't realize he was a prepubescent boy"
What a weak way to win a war - almost no xp and only memory of it was that it was won by a douchebag move lying to a bunch of people not by any real skill or tactics.
P.S. Stay out of our ts - Murder was the only one who didn't find you to be an annoying 12 year old
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note: MC of frisia is not mcdeath, completely different person. BUT HEY, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT US THEN WE DO OURSELVES AS USUAL RIGHT!
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note: MC of frisia is not mcdeath, completely different person. BUT HEY, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT US THEN WE DO OURSELVES AS USUAL RIGHT!
Just repeating what mcdeath the liar said when MC got attacked. Like i said before - he lies a lot. If its not him then hes free to keep trading.
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Wait what mcdeath is in occitan ?
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So this makes twice that the Bowlers have lied to the entire community in order to mess up a TKoV strat fight. I get that he isn't in Occitan, but you guys are about as good as friends as two clans can be. Keep attacking to help your ally that is basically AFK on strat again. I'm sure this will convince the rest of NA that you aren't AFK either.
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Mcdeath_ATS went on tkov ts before they showed up and told all the eu mercs he was with tkov and that there wasn't a real battle taking place, no gear, etc.
This is 100% false. I will admit to the fact that I poked 4 Eu mercs and told them to switch sides. None of that fake battle, no gear bullshit.
Mcdeath is now blacklisted from all FCC battles
I fight against you every time anyways.
both of his strategus multiaccounts are banned from our trading area as well:
McDeath_ATS with the Gobblin faction and
MC_of_Frisia in the Central Confederacy faction
MC_of_Frisia is not me. I don't need to multiaccount like you Kesh or your other FCC members. I don't even follow the strat map to begin with.
What a weak way to win a war - almost no xp and only memory of it was that it was won by a douchebag move lying to a bunch of people not by any real skill or tactics.
I did not lie to anyone and you are just mad because you were beat at your own game. You go around acting all high and mighty but you try to cheat every way you can find and then deny every single bit of it. The multiple accounts, item bombing, abusing night time settings, stealing mercs etc. You play dirty but no one else can right? Because that is what I am picking up from what you are saying. Go be a hypocrite elsewhere and don't associate me with Occitan. I acted on my own free choice and at the very least I can admit to it, unlike some people
Just repeating what mcdeath the liar said when MC got attacked. Like i said before - he lies a lot. If its not him then hes free to keep trading.
I also never once said that I was MC_of_Frisia. I said I was MC_Death and MC_Diabetes I still have a character under that name if you would like proof.
So this makes twice that the Bowlers have lied to the entire community in order to mess up a TKoV strat fight. I get that he isn't in Occitan, but you guys are about as good as friends as two clans can be. Keep attacking to help your ally that is basically AFK on strat again. I'm sure this will convince the rest of NA that you aren't AFK either.
The Bowlers? Are you kidding me? I acted on my own doing, why are you bringing up the Bowlers. I am acting on behalf of the dead clan known as ATS.
Edit: of course the second I finish writing this Kesh -1 the post. Can't handle the truth
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I'm MC of Frisia.
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of course the only way that the enemies of FCC win a war is by cheating. We are all sorry keshian, that we are all not as good at strategus as you are please forgive us
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They were not fighting fcc they were fighting tkov and if someone actually did this it is dick move. Another new low for the community that is rationalized by saying fcc does it... We get accused of a lot of things that we never do but it makes the dbags feel better.
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this is going off topic really and well if na want to whine do it somewhere eles thanks you guys!