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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Socks on December 01, 2013, 06:01:21 pm

Title: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Socks on December 01, 2013, 06:01:21 pm
we have g0ats that give us super powers as pictured here
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If you wish to speak with us g0ats please send us a PM or talk to us here so far we are just a trading sperging faction

Contact: Havelle,Zlisch etc./who's in the faction

oh ya AND FUCK YOU HOSPITALLERS
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 01, 2013, 09:44:52 pm
Bend the knee to your peasant dictator!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: vespasian on December 02, 2013, 01:03:43 am
we have g0ats that give us super powers as pictured here
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If you wish to speak with us g0ats please send us a PM or talk to us here so far we are just a trading sperging faction

Contact: Havelle,Socks420xProGoatBreeder(Platypus on forums),Zlisch etc./who's in the faction

oh ya AND FUCK YOU HOSPITALLERS


Well that makes sense. You come into our land unprovoked and proceed to rape our s&d. You were justly attacked as a result and you come here and scream Fuck us. Seems reasonable. I'm sure based on your behavior you would not mind if we took what is yours without asking and not attack us in return. We are at peace and don't have beef with anyone at the moment but we will protect what is ours as anyone would. Best of luck with your faction.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Socks on December 02, 2013, 03:46:55 am
Well in other news pretty sure acre just gave us permission to go through there lands ill double check with james so have fun
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on December 02, 2013, 04:00:33 am
Zlisch laid eggs in NA  :|  Better restart strat asap.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 02, 2013, 04:15:04 am

Well that makes sense. You come into our land unprovoked and proceed to rape our s&d. You were justly attacked as a result and you come here and scream Fuck us. Seems reasonable. I'm sure based on your behavior you would not mind if we took what is yours without asking and not attack us in return. We are at peace and don't have beef with anyone at the moment but we will protect what is ours as anyone would. Best of luck with your faction.
You are heathens, you have no right to property unless you embrace the one true Goat, Havelle simply went up north and took what was nobodies, then evil heathen bandits attacked Havelle and tried to steal his shit.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: sJimmy on December 02, 2013, 04:01:04 pm
Goat Wills It!?!
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: cup457 on December 02, 2013, 05:53:01 pm
Pla come to nova amere and buy my snd pls
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 02, 2013, 06:04:48 pm
So Havelle got away with our goods?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 02, 2013, 09:43:01 pm
Thought we had people following you, but I'm not in teamspeak very often these days so not sure what happened.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Socks on December 02, 2013, 10:59:01 pm
Permission to go through acre lands granted and approved..
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on December 02, 2013, 11:14:53 pm
Hospitaller: "WE NEED ALL THAT S&D WE'RE NOT USING TO FARM GOLD FOR THAT EQUIPMENT WE'RE NOT BUYING FOR THOSE TROOPS WE'RE NOT USING! HOW DARE THAT CUNT TAKE OUR S&D. WE MUST IMMEDIATELY CHASE DOWN AND DESTROY THIS MAN FOR DARING TO DO SOMETHING ON STRATEGUS WITH THE RESOURCES WE DON'T NEED."
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 02, 2013, 11:20:13 pm
We do use all of our S&D, and we do buy equipment for our troops.  We've been war ravaged almost the entire strategus iteration.  We have fought in almost as many battles as the most active factions.  You're smoking crack.  We will hunt down anyone who tries to steal our resources.  You want our S&D?  Either talk to us about a trade or some other agreement, or get attacked trying to take it.

*EDIT* Looks like it only measures attacks.  We've initiated 8.6% of attacks, TKOV and FCC are higher with 11% and 15.4%.  A lot of our battles have been on the defense however.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 02, 2013, 11:27:04 pm
Do hospitallers know about distance bonus?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on December 02, 2013, 11:30:28 pm
Do hospitallers know about distance bonus?
:rolleyes:   Are you being serious?  What a dumb question...You think we're trading between our own fiefs?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 02, 2013, 11:35:54 pm
:rolleyes:   Are you being serious?  What a dumb question...You think we're trading between our own fiefs?

I'm just saying it seems like hospitallers have been playing checkers the whole time while everyone else is playing chess.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 03, 2013, 12:05:30 am
I'm just saying it seems like hospitallers have been playing checkers the whole time while everyone else is playing chess.

Playing the drinking game of pin the tail on the Betsy.

Anyway, still waiting on your pledge of allegiance to your peasant dictator, wefried peasants.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 03, 2013, 12:07:52 am
King Werfrieds army will not swear fealty to anyone but the goat god, Arys we will burn down your village, kill your friends, and sleep with your donkey.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Matey on December 03, 2013, 12:32:29 am

*EDIT* Looks like it only measures attacks.  We've initiated 8.6% of attacks, TKOV and FCC are higher with 11% and 15.4%.  A lot of our battles have been on the defense however.

If you check archive and graph and hospitallers you can see that hospies have been in 291 battles of which they initiated 181. which is pretty darn good. and the battles youve been involved in have seen 215,027 dead soldiers of which 117,072 were your own. lotsa blood. It also shows you got attacked by FCC 44 times.

comparing to FCC with 550 battles of which they initiated 326. 645,891 dead soldiers (301,895 of them FCC) and we got attacked by Hospies 52 times.

oh and the total death count in NA is 1,520,312. So over 1/3 of deaths have happened in battles involving FCC :D

Graphs are cool.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2013, 12:44:34 am
We do use all of our S&D, and we do buy equipment for our troops.  We've been war ravaged almost the entire strategus iteration.  We have fought in almost as many battles as the most active factions.  You're smoking crack.  We will hunt down anyone who tries to steal our resources.  You want our S&D?  Either talk to us about a trade or some other agreement, or get attacked trying to take it.

*EDIT* Looks like it only measures attacks.  We've initiated 8.6% of attacks, TKOV and FCC are higher with 11% and 15.4%.  A lot of our battles have been on the defense however.
thx f0r de crtes br0 we'll keep it in good use.. we won't bother you again though this will do i promise and if we do we'll ask you before.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 03, 2013, 12:53:26 am
thx f0r de crtes br0 we'll keep it in good use.. we won't bother you again though this will do i promise and if we do we'll ask you before.
As WPB leadership I can confirm this statement is incorrect.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: vespasian on December 03, 2013, 01:01:05 am
As WPB leadership I can confirm this statement is incorrect.

Seems like you guys are all on the same page. Excellent start for your faction and diplomacy thread.

Fixed*
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Socks on December 03, 2013, 01:02:43 am
Seems like you guys are all on the same page. Excellent start for your faction and diplomacy thread.
He's higher command and god of goats he shall say what ever he likes to.. and if its incorrect its incorrect he'll make the decision.. fine with me.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: vespasian on December 03, 2013, 01:04:23 am
He's higher command

Your sleeping arrangements are your business.

okay okay... pulling the rip chord on this thread
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 03, 2013, 01:09:17 am
Seems like you guys are all on the same page. Excellent start for your faction and diplomacy thread.
WPB started 1.5 years or so ago, scrub.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: MURDERTRON on December 03, 2013, 01:31:42 am
If you check archive and graph and hospitallers you can see that hospies have been in 291 battles of which they initiated 181. which is pretty darn good. and the battles youve been involved in have seen 215,027 dead soldiers of which 117,072 were your own. lotsa blood. It also shows you got attacked by FCC 44 times.

comparing to FCC with 550 battles of which they initiated 326. 645,891 dead soldiers (301,895 of them FCC) and we got attacked by Hospies 52 times.

oh and the total death count in NA is 1,520,312. So over 1/3 of deaths have happened in battles involving FCC :D

Graphs are cool.

Matey, how many of those attacks were just Goretooth attacking people who Hospitallers gave clearances to?
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: ArysOakheart on December 03, 2013, 02:07:42 am
King Werfrieds army will not swear fealty to anyone but the goat god, Arys we will burn down your village, kill your friends, and sleep with your donkey.

Hah, and keep thinking Betsy is a donkey, i'm sure it wont anger your goat god sleeping with some other random animal.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: HardRice on December 03, 2013, 05:45:35 am
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No Faction has attacked 459 times.

Thats right, motherfuckers.

Not 458.

Not 460.

459 MOTHERFUCKING ATTACKS.

All of you Hosperglers and regular strategus nerds need to get with the program and start repping No Faction.
Title: Re: Werfrieds Peasant Battalion Diplomacy
Post by: Krosis on December 03, 2013, 09:44:24 am
Matey, how many of those attacks were just Goretooth attacking people who Hospitallers gave clearances to?

Goretooth does as he pleases.. everyone is scared to tell him otherwise because he's one of the few good players in the faction.

"Goretooth is Goretooth" they like to say.. lol.