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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on November 29, 2013, 07:12:35 am

Title: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 29, 2013, 07:12:35 am
I declare myself The Peasant Dictator of Calradia. New Peshmi's peasants were docile neckbeards, raped and pillaged by the gobblin king. They must be wiped off the face of the map. Let no village touched by the limp dick of Daruvian stand.


http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5944

Edit: I forgot to mention I have +3 throwing lances for all you shitty throwers.

100 Gold Bounty on Phantasmals head, screenshot each kill. Didn't Show
200 Gold Bounty on Tyefires head, screenshot each kill. Didn't Show
10 gold Bounty on the Gobblin Kings head, it's pretty ugly. Didn't Show

Top Donkey Performance will get 5k gold - Taking  Screenshots
Drunkest Person in TS will get 5k gold (you cant beat me) I won
Catapult Top shot 5k gold.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 29, 2013, 07:18:24 am
You're going to get wrecked lol.

P.S. your inspiring roleplay is weak, I give it a 2/10. Put some effort in next time you shitrock.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 29, 2013, 07:27:02 am
You're going to get wrecked lol.

P.S. your inspiring roleplay is weak, I give it a 2/10. Put some effort in next time you shitrock.


You're right, let me put some effort into it.

I DECLARE MYSELF THE PEASANT DICTATOR OF CALRADIA. NEW PESHMI'S PEASANTS WERE DOCILE NECKBEARDS RAPED AND PILLAGED BY THE GOBBLIN KING. THEY MUST BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MAP. LET NO VILLAGE TOUCHED BY THE LIMP DICK OF DARUVIAN STAND.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: Kirbyy on November 29, 2013, 09:06:39 am
Wow, finally some exp for us bundle of stickss to enjoy.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 29, 2013, 06:49:14 pm
I shall be honing my drunken shit faced battle commander abilities, bring music, weird noises, basement dwelling cheeto munching hot mic'ing, life partners, significant midget bondage pets. Oh and we will trample the village with donkeys.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 30, 2013, 07:59:56 am
Good fight.

There shall be more to come, you filthy try hardians.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: Life on November 30, 2013, 11:19:07 am
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Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: Keshian on November 30, 2013, 04:20:10 pm
Fun fight - i think that was the most inspired leadership of any strat battle ive been in this strat.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: BoneSaw on November 30, 2013, 05:40:21 pm
I declare myself The Peasant Dictator of Calradia. New Peshmi's peasants were docile neckbeards, raped and pillaged by the gobblin king. They must be wiped off the face of the map. Let no village touched by the limp dick of Daruvian stand.


http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5944

Edit: I forgot to mention I have +3 throwing lances for all you shitty throwers.

100 Gold Bounty on Phantasmals head, screenshot each kill. Didn't Show
200 Gold Bounty on Tyefires head, screenshot each kill. Didn't Show
10 gold Bounty on the Gobblin Kings head, it's pretty ugly. Didn't Show

Top Donkey Performance will get 5k gold - Taking  Screenshots
Drunkest Person in TS will get 5k gold (you cant beat me) I won
Catapult Top shot 5k gold.
Get that no good mothertrucker Arys! We're with ya! Oh and I failed to see any rewards for the slaying of the hair club for men poster boy (smoothrich)?
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 30, 2013, 08:16:27 pm
Get that no good mothertrucker Arys! We're with ya! Oh and I failed to see any rewards for the slaying of the hair club for men poster boy (smoothrich)?

I didn't even see he was there, post screenshots and i shall give forth gold.

Thanks Kesh, I shall be sure to do the same for future battles. A peasant will sacrifice his kidneys for a proper battle.
Title: Re: The Neckbeard Rebellion
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 30, 2013, 11:19:39 pm
You don't have kidneys. You have two large sacks filled with booze.