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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 21, 2013, 08:27:06 am

Title: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 21, 2013, 08:27:06 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5865

OR SO I FUCKING HOPE.

WE WILL BE PAYING PERFORMANCE REWARDS TO GOOD MERCENARIES. CURRENTLY THE POT IS UP TO 400K cRPG GOLD, AND IT IS CONTINUING TO GROW.

I WILL BE TAKING A UNIQUE APPROACH TO MERCENARY PAYOUT.

I WILL BE PAYING BASE RATES OF 50K TO THE TOP PERFORMING MERCENARIES IN THE AREAS OF TOP KDR, TOP KILLS, TOP SCORE, AND 50K TO THE RANGED PLAYER WITH THE MOST KILLS.

HOWEVER, IF OUR TEAM WINS TO SHOW MY GRATITUDE I WILL DELVE INTO MY PERSONAL BANK TO PAY EACH OF THE ABOVE AT LEAST DOUBLE THE ORIGINAL OFFER.

AS A FINAL NOTE, IF ANYBODY IS SUCH A GREEDY SHIT THAT THOSE AMOUNTS ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR THEM I MAY BE WILLING TO OFFER NERD SIGN-ON BONUSES. CONTACT ME PERSONALLY IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE ONE.

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL TONIGHT.
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Matey on November 21, 2013, 08:31:01 am
please to add a reward for the most annoying asshole who breaks the most shit or the best engineer >.>
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 21, 2013, 08:32:08 am
I was actually just considering best engineer, but all the people who engineer for me are already my friends and work without pay.
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Matey on November 21, 2013, 08:46:35 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 21, 2013, 08:32:08 am
I was actually just considering best engineer, but all the people who engineer for me are already my friends and work without pay.

i dont get paid. the only things im good for when attacking castles is putting ladders up into the back and capping lots of flags, killing ranged guys and breaking tents and boxes... all while getting a shit KDR.
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Dach on November 21, 2013, 08:53:06 am
Quote from: Matey on November 21, 2013, 08:31:01 am
please to add a reward for the most annoying asshole who breaks the most shit

You can give Internet_explorer his 100k already...  :twisted:

Btw It's my main focus in strat too when I'm not engineer. Destroy other engineer stuff or being an annoying twat at flag...  :lol:

Get shitty KDR for sure, but it's been a while I stopped caring...  :P (went 0-100 in a strat battle long ago... Remember Jelkala!  :rolleyes:)
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 21, 2013, 09:07:51 am
Isn't it beautiful how I've brought HoC to life? Playing Strategus battles, paying gold for mercenaries, organizing troops, gold, and equipment on Strategus, getting them to post in the forums...

Truly I'm more effective at motivating them to not be AFK shits even more than their leaders ever are!
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: BoneSaw on November 21, 2013, 09:16:40 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 21, 2013, 09:07:51 am
Isn't it beautiful how I've brought HoC to life? Playing Strategus battles, paying gold for mercenaries, organizing troops, gold, and equipment on Strategus, getting them to post in the forums...

Truly I'm more effective at motivating them to not be AFK shits even more than their leaders ever are!
What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get a hobby?
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 21, 2013, 09:17:00 am
Quote from: BoneSaw on November 21, 2013, 09:16:40 am
What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get a hobby?

This is my hobby.
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on November 22, 2013, 02:34:31 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 21, 2013, 08:32:08 am
I was actually just considering best engineer, but all the people who engineer for me are already my friends and work fuck everything up without pay.
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Dan lol on November 22, 2013, 03:32:14 am
I DEMAND COMPENSATION
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 22, 2013, 08:38:16 am
by the way if you believe you qualify to be paid for one of the rewards I mentioned before you probably will have to harass me about it to get your $, or I will forget, and don't feel like looking at the battle, so please do that
Title: Re: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM
Post by: Segd on November 22, 2013, 09:13:52 am
Harassing!  :lol:
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TOP KDR
TOP KILLS(third place)
TOP SCORE (score is gay)
RANGED PLAYER WITH THE MOST KILLS
GREEDY SHIT NERD SIGN-ON BONUS  :twisted:

Changed my build, now it has 4 xbow points more!
Strength:15
Agility:24
Crossbow:184
Weapon Master:8
Power Strike:5
Free Skill points:22