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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Clockworkkiller on November 17, 2013, 04:37:41 am

Title: I've decided to venture forth into the unknown
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 17, 2013, 04:37:41 am

I was banned last night (again) so I decided to take this moment to see what life is like.

Today I have been preparing myself both mentally and physically to venture forth and I believe I am now ready
Tomorrow is when I leave the safety of my mothers basement and explore the outside world
Hopefully my preparations will allow me to survive the intense light  of the sun.


Wish me luck, lads

Title: Re: I've decided to venture forth into the unknown
Post by: Palurgee on November 17, 2013, 04:58:59 am

be sure to don your fedora or the sun will melt your skin

Title: Re: I've decided to venture forth into the unknown
Post by: zagibu on November 17, 2013, 05:37:05 am

No need to go outside, I can tell you how life is: it sucks. Almost everywhere you go there will be those ugly two legged hairless monkeys. They shit in every corner and do their best to be useless lumps of meat and kill everything that's good in this world. And they are succeeding. If you still want to go outside, make sure to kill as many of those motherfuckers as possible.

Title: Re: I've decided to venture forth into the unknown
Post by: Logen on November 17, 2013, 05:56:20 am

Quote from: zagibu on November 17, 2013, 05:37:05 am

If you still want to go outside, make sure to kill as many of those motherfuckers as possible.

Dedicate your life to this.