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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 03:35:58 am

Title: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 03:35:58 am: The villainous TEAM 1 XP LEGION has attacked undefeated TEAM 2 Village , in what is to be a truly glorious battle. Both teams are armed with plate armors, and A MYSTERY WEAPON.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1. Have 15 strength and show your stats in the application. In order to wear all the armor, use an arbalest, and use THE MYSTERY WEAPON, you need 15 strength. If you don't wear the armor or use the weapon, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2. You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time.
3. You must apply to both sides. This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4. In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle. I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events." There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1. Bring a full load out every life. There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry a full set of armor, an arbalest and THE MYSTERY WEAPON. Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2. No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns. The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time. Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.
3. NO FLAG CAPPING
4. You must fight in the designated fight area. It will be outlined by siege ladders.
5. Leave your ego at the door. Most of us aren't speced for THE MYSTERY WEAPON. A few of the participants will be. It doesn't matter. We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
6. No idling or AFKing. Be active the whole time. Let's get this done quick.

Forward spawns will be set up at corresponding numbers. This will give us a flat open area to fight in. No fighting before the forward spawns go up, everyone must set themselves to the appropriate forward spawn.
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BATTLE LINK: THE MOVIE
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5716

THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
All of LL and the rest of Australia, Pinecone, Tom Cruise, Olafie, Dr Thunder.

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
CIKEL, JAKEBREAD, VOESTER, WITCHBREAD, PERNITENT PAUPER, SHOTGOON, WITCHCRAFT, EXCAV PLS 420, AMATSUKA, BIGSANDWICH, IM FORGETTING MORE BUT ADD THEM AS I REMEMBER

AS ALWAYS: FUCK LL
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: miggy on November 05, 2013, 03:41:19 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2013, 03:47:54 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Tanken on November 05, 2013, 03:53:40 am: Why's Pinecone banned?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 03:56:51 am: He set himself to the enemy forward spawn and camped it. Somehow he snuck into the next one, when Jake was still accidently in the FCC faction and some FCC scrub let him on, and he was on bad behavior again. Donate troops and set him straight before the next one and he can participate again.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: njames89 on November 05, 2013, 04:00:22 am: Quote from: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 03:56:51 am
He set himself to the enemy forward spawn and camped it. Somehow he snuck into the next one, when Jake was still accidently in the FCC faction and some FCC scrub let him on, and he was on bad behavior again. Donate troops and set him straight before the next one and he can participate again.

So merciful. Praise.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:02:01 am: I'm coming to attack the village again.

LL declares war eternal on fun
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Adrian on November 05, 2013, 04:03:23 am: OMW TO THE VILLAGE BITCHES

DON'T GIVE NO FUCKS
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Adrian on November 05, 2013, 04:06:51 am: LL Scum having some fun
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 05, 2013, 04:08:29 am: Quote from: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:02:01 am
I'm coming to attack the village again.

LL declares war eternal on fun

implying i won't wreck your shit and wipe you off the map if you try, so that I may bring more glorious fiefs to THE GOBBLIN KING
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:11:21 am: Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 05, 2013, 04:08:29 am
implying i won't wreck your shit and wipe you off the map if you try to bring more glorious fiefs to THE GOBBLIN KING

LL declares war eternal on the GOBBLIN KING
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2013, 04:12:47 am: Shouldn't Aussies be in EU anyway? After all, it was England who dumped those crooks their anyway. First they steal tea and biscuits, now they steal our exp and fun?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Jack1 on November 05, 2013, 04:14:10 am: Quote from: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:11:21 am
LL declares war eternal on the GOBBLIN KING

Jack1 declares war eternal on pizza.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Keshian on November 05, 2013, 04:16:44 am: Quote from: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:11:21 am
LL declares war eternal on the GOBBLIN KING

:( :cry: :cry:

I thought we were special - your one and only true war eternals. sniff sniff, now every other pretty faction on the a map you see you start declaring war eternal on. Was it us? Were we not good enough? :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Tanken on November 05, 2013, 04:16:59 am: Quote from: Risen_Jack on November 05, 2013, 04:14:10 am
Jack1 declares war eternal on pizza.

Hopefully not Pizza_KUTT, cuz we Deliver.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Krosis on November 05, 2013, 04:18:24 am: Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 05, 2013, 04:08:29 am
implying i won't wreck your shit and wipe you off the map if you try, so that I may bring more glorious fiefs to THE GOBBLIN KING

me thinks it wouldn't be bad idea to have NA united to whipe off LL if it means we get to have more XP battles.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2013, 04:19:27 am: I support a purple banner pizza alliance between KUTT and Conqs.. and we can annihilate some LL assholes while doing it.

Edit: Saw Krosis' post... agreed. Tons of XP, sending Aussies crying back to EU.. good times.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Sparvico on November 05, 2013, 04:20:02 am: Quote from: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:11:21 am
LL declares war eternal on [insert faction here].

Fixed that for you.

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Although I cannot support your attacks on fun I sure do like your foreign policy.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: The_Slim on November 05, 2013, 04:20:43 am: Quote from: Keshian on November 05, 2013, 04:16:44 am
:( :cry: :cry:

I thought we were special - your one and only true war eternals. sniff sniff, now every other pretty faction on the a map you see you start declaring war eternal on. Was it us? Were we not good enough? :cry: :cry:

Haha! Don't get it twisted Kesh! :evil: You will always have the highest bounty on your head above all others :D
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Jack1 on November 05, 2013, 04:22:14 am: Quote from: Tank Burner on November 05, 2013, 04:16:59 am
Hopefully not Pizza_KUTT, cuz we Deliver.

KUTT the crap, you probibly don't even KUTT your pizzas let alone pulled your pants off and KUTT the cheese all over them. You kutts.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Keshian on November 05, 2013, 04:39:44 am: Quote from: Krosis on November 05, 2013, 04:18:24 am
me thinks it wouldn't be bad idea to have NA united to whipe off LL if it means we get to have more XP battles.

Gobblins would have FCC support in this I think! Almost as good as invading EU except better times and even worse pings.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on November 05, 2013, 04:47:44 am: Can't believe I'm banned. This is an outrage! I did nothing! NOTHING!
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 05, 2013, 04:52:39 am: Free Frank
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Sharpe on November 05, 2013, 12:54:42 pm: Quote from: Sparvico on November 05, 2013, 04:20:02 am

Although I cannot support your attacks on fun I sure do like your foreign policy.

Reminds me of those diehard 'Muricans.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2013, 01:03:27 pm: Quote from: ZeSharpe on November 05, 2013, 12:54:42 pm
Reminds me of those diehard 'Muricans.

Reminds me of those diehard 'Tolkien worshipers.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Switchtense on November 05, 2013, 05:31:47 pm: Quote from: Earl_Lemon on November 05, 2013, 04:12:47 am
Shouldn't Aussies be in EU anyway? After all, it was England who dumped those crooks their anyway. First they steal tea and biscuits, now they steal our exp and fun?

i might be mistaken, but wasnt it english people who settled in north america too? so basically NA should be EU too :D

keeping that point in mind, i would say "aussies -> china" since they dont have anything to do with each other and it would promote respect, acceptance and all that other stuff that no one cares about since it has nothing to do with GLORIOUS EXP EVENTS WOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 06:22:22 pm: Now that this threads been moved out if diplomacy, I recommend diplomacy gets renamed to "Butthurt Palace"
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: HarryCrumb on November 05, 2013, 09:00:53 pm: how much XP did people snag in the last battle?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Rikthor on November 05, 2013, 09:24:56 pm: Yo, do you still want me to drop off my troops at Ayyike or some place else for your XP Battles?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 05, 2013, 09:42:35 pm: Harry, people said around 1.3m and it only took half an hour.

Quote from: Rikthor on November 05, 2013, 09:24:56 pm
Yo, do you still want me to drop off my troops at Ayyike or some place else for your XP Battles?

Yes Ayyike is the place but wait til I talk to you steam.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Sharpe on November 05, 2013, 11:05:18 pm: Quote from: Earl_Lemon on November 05, 2013, 01:03:27 pm
Reminds me of those diehard 'Tolkien worshipers.

Reminds me those diehard admin pets.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Bobthehero on November 05, 2013, 11:17:37 pm: Any required TS?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: HardRice on November 06, 2013, 12:43:30 am: Quote from: Bobthehero on November 05, 2013, 11:17:37 pm
Any required TS?
It's in the FCC ts.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: HardRice on November 06, 2013, 12:54:22 am: Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 05, 2013, 04:08:29 am
implying i won't wreck your shit and wipe you off the map if you try, so that I may bring more glorious fiefs to THE GOBBLIN KING
Hail to the GOBBLIN King!

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Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Bobthehero on November 06, 2013, 01:06:43 am: Quote from: HardRice on November 06, 2013, 12:43:30 am
It's in the FCC ts.

They banned from their TS

:(
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 06, 2013, 01:46:19 am: Please observe the map I updated in the first post, it shows where the forward spawns shall be. Also, we should start the battle with an opening volley after the forward spawns are built and set.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Malgalad on November 06, 2013, 02:21:48 am: :?: Failed to resolve hostname 'voice.freecompanies.net'
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Kadeth on November 06, 2013, 03:37:30 am: Quote from: Earl_Lemon on November 05, 2013, 04:12:47 am
Shouldn't Aussies be in EU anyway? After all, it was England who dumped those crooks their anyway. First they steal tea and biscuits, now they steal our exp and fun?

I'm sure that most Australian players would love to play on EU servers to avoid dealing with you amerifats, however that means an extra 100 ping at least. Fuck that, 200+ is already pretty much unplayable.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 06, 2013, 07:25:26 am: Well, I had fun.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on November 06, 2013, 03:48:44 pm: I had a really fun fight. Never blocked, never s-keyed, never looked at my K/D. I wish all strat battles could be this carefree.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: njames89 on November 06, 2013, 05:53:37 pm: Definitely another great battle. Over a million xp in a battle that took what 40 mins max?

*golf clap*

I can has moar?
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 06, 2013, 07:04:42 pm: Quote from: njames89 on November 06, 2013, 05:53:37 pm
Definitely another great battle. Over a million xp in a battle that took what 40 mins max?

*golf clap*

I can has moar?

Yea, just stop giving your troops to the FCC propaganda machine, and give them to Ayyike instead.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Penitent on November 06, 2013, 07:11:37 pm: Great fun! A rousing game of whack-a-mole with over 100 participants dressed in full metal regalia. I'll continue to throw my support behind such sporty contests of mayhem in the best of spirits.

10/10 recommend.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Rikthor on November 06, 2013, 07:44:58 pm: Troops/gear dropped off, officially retiring to my fishing village.
Title: Re: JUST KIDDING EXP IS HERE TO STAY BUT FUCK LL
Post by: Sir_Hans on November 26, 2013, 11:27:42 pm: Fun battles! You guys rock for doing this! :D
These events are the best!

/respect