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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: HardRice on November 03, 2013, 10:45:17 pm

Title: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: HardRice on November 03, 2013, 10:45:17 pm
Your spawn getting relentlessly assaulted? 
Your men and your women raped and pillaged?
Your children captured whilst the fighting men are off?

Then you need to hire Vebb and Alligator, the ever-vigilant, immensely homoerotic spawn guarding duo!
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GoodStuff- You get Vebb The Crusader and Alligator the King in the swamps on your side.
                    BadStuff- Nothings bad about out cooperative organization, we're fucking great.

Convinced? I fucking thought so.
Hire us today at your nearest battlefield.
We're always there.


Vebb&Alligator are not responsible for any loss of tickets and/or destruction of property that may occur.
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: Spanish on November 03, 2013, 11:27:22 pm
Thats a beautiful disclaimer at the bottom there btw and can you stop all the cav?
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: miggy on November 04, 2013, 01:16:17 am
Females generally get more easily sexually aroused during ovulation which usually happens about 2 weeks after the first day of her last period. The reason for this is that a female can only get pregnant when she's ovulating. Since the biological purpose of sexual intercourse is to get the female pregnant, her body is going to hormonally encourage her to have sex while she is ovulating. Many women secretly yearn to sexually surrender to a powerful male, one who will take control and will absolve them from the responsibility of achieving an orgasm. Why do you think "bodice-ripping" romance novels are so popular among women? For these women, the thought giving up responsibility for their sexual satisfaction is a powerful turn-on.
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: Lemon on November 04, 2013, 03:03:54 am
Kush King? Puss King
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: HardRice on November 04, 2013, 03:34:09 am
Quote from: Spanish on November 03, 2013, 11:27:22 pm
Thats a beautiful disclaimer at the bottom there btw and can you stop all the cav?

All the cav.
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on November 04, 2013, 04:01:21 am
Was your computer engineered in 2002?
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: Socks on November 04, 2013, 04:15:17 am
Quote from: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on November 04, 2013, 04:01:21 am
Was your computer engineered in 2002?
Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: KaleLord on November 04, 2013, 04:31:30 am
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Title: Re: Alligator&Vebb - The Spawn Guard Dream Team
Post by: HardRice on November 04, 2013, 05:06:43 am
Quote from: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on November 04, 2013, 04:01:21 am
Was your computer engineered in 2002?
I put the graphics on low because it looks beautiful, and it adds to the realism of cRPG