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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: jacouille on November 01, 2013, 03:11:04 pm

Title: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: jacouille on November 01, 2013, 03:11:04 pm

Hello,

Yesterday I heard about a guy who abused double spawning sometimes ago. This is against the rules and bannable. So here is my ban request for him :


Name of offending character :
Jesus of Nazareth, also known as Jesus Christ

Time and Server :
About 2000 years ago, on server Middle_East_1

What Happened :
First he get caught by the melee, and get crucify violently. Then he immediatly left the server, and came back again.

I think he probably did that because he was raging about the fact that one of his mates told the other team the place he was camping.

Screenshots and proofs :

First some screenshots :

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Here you can see him getting ganked by melee and cavalry. By the way, we can also notice he was leeching : naked with no weapons.

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Here he get out of the spawn for the second time.

You can also check the logs :

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John 11:25-26

Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die."

Here he confessed that he doublespawned. Moreover he seems to be proud of it !

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The Apostle Paul wrote this...

Christ died for our sins, just as the Scriptures said. He was buried, and he was raised from the dead on the third day, as the Scriptures said . He was seen by Peter and then by the twelve apostles. After that, he was seen by more than five hundred of his followers at one time.

On this one you clearly see that he double spawned, and a lot of witness have seen it.

Witness :
Here are the nicknames of some peoples who were logged on the server when it happened and witnessed it :
   - Simon, who is called Peter
   - Andrew
   - James the son of Zebedee
   - John the brother of James
   - Bartholomew
   - Matthew, the tax collector
   - James the son of Alphaeus
   - Simon the Zealot
   - Judas Iscariot

As you can read on the logs, they are a lot more people who saw it.


To conclude i don't think we should accept such a bad behaviour. He acted like a dickhead by doublespawning just because of his rage. He deserved to be banned.

Thanks,

Jacouille

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Erzengel on November 01, 2013, 03:15:32 pm

Wrong section.  :wink:

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Bimbo_Jones on November 01, 2013, 03:16:30 pm

genral admin named god already permabanned him i think

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Kalp on November 01, 2013, 03:25:21 pm

Wow, seroiusly  :!: :?: :lol:

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Ikarus on November 01, 2013, 04:30:52 pm

This is a masterpiece  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on November 01, 2013, 05:43:03 pm

Woop woop

A Ban Request we can spam  :shock:
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Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Switchtense on November 01, 2013, 05:55:56 pm

You, sir, made my day :D

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Garond_PL on November 01, 2013, 06:05:47 pm

Not funny;[

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: pepejul on November 01, 2013, 10:04:23 pm

FUNNIEST POST I READ !!!!

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Xant on November 01, 2013, 10:24:51 pm

Good idea, somewhat lackluster execution. C+.

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Prpavi on November 01, 2013, 10:46:37 pm

hahaha you got me at leeching, naked and no weapons!

great job, you made my evening  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Molly on November 02, 2013, 12:05:28 am

I salute you, good Sir, for this wonderful surprise :D

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Bjord on November 02, 2013, 12:10:25 am

Quote from: Xant on November 01, 2013, 10:24:51 pm

Good idea, somewhat lackluster execution. C+.

C+

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Xant on November 02, 2013, 12:58:39 am

Yes, very good; you are fast approaching monkey levels of intellect.

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Zhyang on November 02, 2013, 01:03:14 am

awesome!

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: zagibu on November 02, 2013, 02:32:25 am

Too bad some no fun people moved it to a section that makes it impossible to dish out renown.

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Garond_PL on November 02, 2013, 09:29:47 am

Im banned for leeching ... Now one guy mocks from my religion with impunity. Can somebody from mods/admins  explain that? Where is justice?

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Bjord on November 02, 2013, 10:24:20 am

Quote from: Xant on November 02, 2013, 12:58:39 am

Yes, very good; you are fast approaching monkey levels of intellect.

monky

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Molly on November 02, 2013, 10:50:03 am

Quote from: Garond_PL on November 02, 2013, 09:29:47 am

Im banned for leeching ... Now one guy mocks from my religion with impunity. Can somebody from mods/admins  explain that? Where is justice?

wut?

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Prpavi on November 02, 2013, 10:51:21 am

Quote from: Garond_PL on November 02, 2013, 09:29:47 am

Im banned for leeching ... Now one guy mocks from my religion with impunity. Can somebody from mods/admins  explain that? Where is justice?

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Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Latvian on November 02, 2013, 12:35:57 pm

what is this? ONLY THE BEST BAN REQUEST EVER!

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: pepejul on November 02, 2013, 04:19:16 pm

BAN jeovah and allah too....  or muhammad, Moïse, Buddha and other man slavers...

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Xant on November 02, 2013, 05:21:57 pm

Quote from: Garond_PL on November 02, 2013, 09:29:47 am

Im banned for leeching ... Now one guy mocks from my religion with impunity. Can somebody from mods/admins  explain that? Where is justice?

Maybe you should file a complaint to Jesus.

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 02, 2013, 06:14:26 pm

Quote from: zagibu on November 02, 2013, 02:32:25 am

Too bad some no fun people moved it to a section that makes it impossible to dish out renown.

Good work man:) nothing better than clicking 'post' after finally finishing a masterpiece thread like this. Should have gone to general discussion or atleast general off topic :/

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: pingpong on November 03, 2013, 12:06:14 am

This thread pretty much makes you the Pontius Pilate of our time.
Jesus is dissapoint, no second comings this century im afraid.  :|

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Algarn on November 03, 2013, 10:46:23 am

Quote from: no_rules_just_play on November 02, 2013, 06:14:26 pm

Good work man:) nothing better than clicking 'post' after finally finishing a masterpiece thread like this. Should have gone to general discussion or atleast general off topic :/

I blame erzengel.  :wink:

Title: Re: [Ban Request] Jesus of Nazareth
Post by: Pinche on November 08, 2013, 03:09:43 am

He fucking spawn every round in a donkey without weapons...