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Title: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 23, 2013, 04:38:02 pm
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2014/03/04  - NAP signed with Quincy

2014/03/05 - War declared on Shogunate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyt4RvmBFw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyt4RvmBFw)

2014/03/06 - NAP signed with the Cataphrackts

2014/03/12 - Rduna given away to Coorp (Bros, barabes), to help them recover from their wars in the desert - welcome!

2014/03/15 - Ushkuru given to the free traders, bandits, randomers and small clans for their help in the war, will be taken care of by Torben. Enjoy!






































Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 23, 2013, 04:38:42 pm
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 23, 2013, 04:39:04 pm
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: BASNAK on October 23, 2013, 04:53:10 pm
I can't see any text D:
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Post by: Flans on October 23, 2013, 05:01:42 pm
Same. "Will be edited when it comes"
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 :lol: Just kidding, that's terrible.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 23, 2013, 09:40:18 pm
I can't see any text D:

there is none yet, will work on it
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 23, 2013, 09:49:03 pm
I still can`t believe how easily I tricked Lemikz...  :lol:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Rebelyell on October 23, 2013, 10:02:21 pm
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 23, 2013, 10:06:49 pm
I still can`t believe how easily I tricked Lemikz...  :lol:


Never forget


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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 23, 2013, 10:15:12 pm
HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Abay on October 23, 2013, 10:29:08 pm
love this thread or die
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 12:02:55 am
Hi
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 12:26:35 am
Pwetty sure we lost around 800 troops doing it but it'll give us several days of advantage (Depending on where he respawns) and he won't be able to organize any of the fiefs/nor would he get those troops back. I think we can spare 800 troops for that.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 24, 2013, 12:32:42 am
I for one feel foolish for having such a fun exp-filled battle forced on us, you sure showed us... And oh no, 4 more tomorrow, shit!

And by tricking you mean you did exactly what he wanted in exchange for gear, then came and gave his gear back? xD master of deception this one, who would expect to be trolled by Panos?! :O

In overall you lost 1800 troops, and a lot of gear, since all the troops and the gear I had, came from Lemikz, while I on the other hand, made some c-rpg gold, and 500k silver, all from LeMikz again  :lol: so actually yeah, I tricked him, deal with it  8-)



Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 24, 2013, 12:50:03 am
Not complaining, strat was just starting to get dull again, sieges were dying down, and i always did prefer village battles. Also dat exp in that last battle, fricking awesome considering it was only vs 1000 troops.

As for tricking... pffff, nothing worth bragging about there, an unprovoked fief attack, even i can do one of those. We didn't lose 1800 troops, we lost 750, you lost 1000. If you prefer to see it that the gift you were given still counts as 'Mikz troops' then i'm sure you could have killed them even faster by forgetting to pay upkeep, a battle you might win :O

The way defenders see it? An insight into the kind of roster we can expect to see in the coming fights, an attack so poor that defenders charged cos there was no point even bothering to use defensive advantage, an open field battle that turned into a 4:3 K:D for the side that charged the enemy more aggressively, a battle where even i, self-proclaimed 'shittest fighter EU' got a positive K/D despite walking alone to your flags every single spawn.

All in all, where can i sign up to get 'tricked'?

You`re missing the point, my battle was just a bait  :wink:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: arowaine on October 24, 2013, 06:16:37 am
long live aderyn and bagge
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on October 24, 2013, 09:01:39 am
To the Conquerors/Conquistadors I only have one thing to say. Good luck, have fun, fight hard and Fight well, enjoy the exp and good fights, but show no mercy cause we will show none. And for both sides i hope this will be a war by swords and shields, not one by words and insults.
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We'll meet on the field of battle :twisted:
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Le_Mikz on October 24, 2013, 11:22:33 am

 People have asked already manytimes why Kalmar Union attacked Conquerors in first place?

 They blame us for blackmailing on Yalibe battles description;

 "The Kalmar Union
Dear Los Conquistadores, you simply cannot threat Panos and blackmail him 500,000 gold, that is something totally unacceptable and rude behaviour...."

 This was our answer for Panos's earlier "blackmailing" after he attacked Yalibe;

 "Panos: give me 500.000 c-rpg gold
 Panos: and ill cancel the attack"


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 And here you can see Kalmar Union  hiding in forest Before Panos got attacked;

 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=vi1oy0&s=5#.UmgTnvnxqy8 (thx panos for borrowing this image)

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 Kalmar Union attacked Conquerors only cause its leaded by Grandmom (wolves ex-leader we had war with). Kalmar Union was neutral faction for us so far and Kalmar Unions players are neutral too.

 
 

 Fights are welcome and its good for people to know whats really going on. :)

 This is just the beginning
 
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 24, 2013, 11:36:56 am
I wish you good luck in this war Le Mikz, hope for alot of fun and good xp for all - have fun - I promise I will not do forum wars like the last war and we will try and keep the battletimes civil and at primetime

Cheers
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Le_Mikz on October 24, 2013, 12:14:44 pm
I wish you good luck in this war Le Mikz, hope for alot of fun and good xp for all - have fun - I promise I will not do forum wars like the last war and we will try and keep the battletimes civil and at primetime

Cheers

 You dont even try to explain anything... :D Cause there is no explanation.. not other than your personal feeling

 Yea cheers and have fun
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 24, 2013, 12:19:16 pm
Why should he explain himself?

Stop whining like a little bitch, and pick up your sword.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 12:22:05 pm
Then he wouldn't have given you Wercheg, no? We attacked you cause of more lands and we all dislike you (Actually just speaking for myself). Just don't try to change to our side  :lol:


Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Le_Mikz on October 24, 2013, 12:29:18 pm
Then he wouldn't have given you Wercheg, no? We attacked you cause of more lands and we all dislike you (Actually just speaking for myself). Just don't try to change to our side  :lol:

 Panos's ass have tasted sword already twice. On his post you can see his red ass now:

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 You have butthurt cause you went against wrong man Panos :)

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 And we can always talk even we doesnt know things. Wercheg were bought from Greys. Not from Grandmom.

 They say that some people are just waste of air..
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on October 24, 2013, 12:40:54 pm
Please make another Thread when you want to bitch about this war. This is the Diplomaticy Thread of the Kalamares and not the Thread about the War of Butthurtness.

Anyway good luck to both sides and I hope i can grab some xp for myself today and in the following battledays :)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: BASNAK on October 24, 2013, 12:50:57 pm
I wonder if UIF will get involved. Considering Conquistadore have been aiding and dealing with UIF now for quite some while.

Either way enjoy the war and try to have fun. I'm not participating in cRPG or strat so you wont see much of me, but I'll be watching :D

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 01:13:17 pm
Why would Panos need to be butthurt? I don't know what Grandma had in mind with him but if he's not getting a reward i'll grind up my own troops and gear to make him double the army so he can continue #RAPE #PLUNDER. Because of him we gained alot of time and LeMikz will hopefully spawn on NA  :mad:


And yeah, tought grandma gave you because i misread it in your thread, but fact remains; I don't like you cause you seem like the biggest douche on cRPG and take the game way to serious, panos sent me the chat between you two  :lol:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 24, 2013, 01:26:37 pm
Panos's ass have tasted sword already twice. On his post you can see his red ass now:

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 You have butthurt cause you went against wrong man Panos :)

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 And we can always talk even we doesnt know things. Wercheg were bought from Greys. Not from Grandmom.

 They say that some people are just waste of air..

I attacked you, because that was the plan, I knew from the start that Im gonna lose the battle, but as I said plenty of times, I didnt lose anything, quite the opposite, I bought some time for the Kalmar dudes, some c-rpg gold and a lot of silver, while you lost 1700 troops, gear, and now a village and maybe a caslte  :lol:


sucker.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Man of Steel on October 24, 2013, 04:18:27 pm
Thanks for accepting me in your Strategus Battles btw  :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 24, 2013, 04:31:46 pm
I wish you good luck in this war Le Mikz, hope for alot of fun and good xp for all - have fun - I promise I will not do forum wars like the last war and we will try and keep the battletimes civil and at primetime

Cheers

I will stand for this - and Heskey, no matter how many troops u send at us - my love for your forumposts will never die 

Now, to my clanmembers keep it clean, keep it real and have fun - otherwise Granny wont be able to chill and Granny really likes to chill while....

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 05:55:44 pm
Item bomb? I guess LeMikz told everyone in ts? What a suprise  :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 24, 2013, 06:15:52 pm
1 battle lost, and you already whine about item bombing..  :lol:


Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 24, 2013, 06:28:46 pm
I know that noone in the Kalmar Union was itembombing Yalibe, I personally viewed all of the gear in those armies before we left Tshibtin, after that they were in a forest until they attacked so its not the Kalmar guys.

If an itembombing occured, I will personally see to it that the guy responsable doesnt see the inside of a Kalmarunion roster ever again.

When I get home from work I will look into this, you all have my word.

*Since I can see all gear Kasala got from the battle, actually it wouldnt be hard to see whos armies it origins from. I will get back to you on that subject Heskeytime, if it hails from Peacebreakers/conquistadores gear you owe me and the kalmarclan an apology and a glas of whiskey - agreed? 


Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Austrian on October 24, 2013, 08:01:09 pm
Just wanted to thank both, Kalmar Union and also Conquis, for those 2 good battles today where I participated.
Keep it up and let the XP flow  :wink:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Man of Steel on October 24, 2013, 08:04:50 pm
First Battle was really great i think, we killed them all  :!: :!:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 24, 2013, 08:11:06 pm
Just wanted to thank both, Kalmar Union and also Conquis, for those 2 good battles today where I participated.
Keep it up and let the XP flow  :wink:

Well we aim to please the community :)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Zaalback on October 24, 2013, 08:20:53 pm
Seriously  :| ... All those tickets generously given by UIF to Kalmar Union ,are gonna be wasted on conquerors ...? Wake up guys c'mon :p !
Anyway good luck to both sides.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 24, 2013, 08:54:12 pm
Seriously  :| ... All those tickets generously given by UIF to Kalmar Union ,are gonna be wasted on conquerors ...? Wake up guys c'mon :p !
Anyway good luck to both sides.

Yes we were given troops from the greys, allthough we had troops ourselfs aswell - u cant say that the greys gave us 20k troops Zaahlback, because the way you write it implies that. We are thankful for the troops given, but since we are on the subject we also denied getting two castles for free because we wanted to do our own thing to become a clan and a team. An extremely generous offer definately, and we appreciate it but had to say no.

I believe that no team grows from handouts and not needing to act and do something for themselfs. We are fighting for reindi castle and Yalibe, to make it our land - like I told you yesterday - we wont go further than that if we succeed.

And thanks for the good luck  :D

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on October 24, 2013, 10:59:44 pm
Thanks for battles, got around 4million xp today. Left ts with 'Online since 7 hours'  :P

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Zaalback on October 25, 2013, 01:08:09 am
Yes we were given troops from the greys, allthough we had troops ourselfs aswell - u cant say that the greys gave us 20k troops Zaahlback, because the way you write it implies that. We are thankful for the troops given, but since we are on the subject we also denied getting two castles for free because we wanted to do our own thing to become a clan and a team. An extremely generous offer definately, and we appreciate it but had to say no.

I believe that no team grows from handouts and not needing to act and do something for themselfs. We are fighting for reindi castle and Yalibe, to make it our land - like I told you yesterday - we wont go further than that if we succeed.

And thanks for the good luck  :D

Anyway even if the greys would have been giving you 20k ticks , it'd have been well deserved, according to the great help you brought us during the war.  :wink: I have no bad thoughts towards your clan , i even appreciate your theme and the way you are forging it.

Stay Cool guys and have fun.   :!:

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 25, 2013, 01:37:15 am
Anyway even if the greys would have been giving you 20k ticks , it'd have been well deserved, according to the great help you brought us during the war.  :wink: I have no bad thoughts towards your clan , i even appreciate your theme and the way you are forging it.

Stay Cool guys and have fun.   :!:

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Thanks Zaal, and threads might come, one never knows when not so much is needed to be done at work :)

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: marlla on October 25, 2013, 01:52:38 am
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Post by: Strudog on October 25, 2013, 01:56:06 am
some cracking battles today, made 7.5 million XP cheers
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: vipere on October 25, 2013, 02:23:53 am
Nice.

Hey Conquerors, you should consider changing side again, i know you love it.

Good job Kalmar union, accept me on your battles if you think i can be helpfull for you.

Conquistadors are like :

-Let's support wolves : we got fiefs

-Let's support Steel axis : we got fiefs

-Let's support Mercs

-Let's support Greys : Mercs are loosing

-QQ Kalmar attack us, why ???

In french we call that "girouettes" and i think it's the best word to describe you.

Sorry for english, but i hate girouettes.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: arowaine on October 25, 2013, 03:34:26 am
I wish you good luck in this war Le Mikz, hope for alot of fun and good xp for all - have fun - I promise I will not do forum wars like the last war and we will try and keep the battletimes civil and at primetime

Cheers

rape them sir rape them FOR THE WOLF FOR THE HORDE
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Tactical_One on October 25, 2013, 10:46:15 am
True medieval politics. So Kalmar got 20k troops and fiefs from UIF side and wolves, and they're filling roster of Coalition and fight Conquerors ?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Strudog on October 25, 2013, 10:54:32 am
True medieval politics. So Kalmar got 20k troops and fiefs from UIF side and wolves, and they're filling roster of Coalition and fight Conquerors ?

Its nice to have diversity in this game once again, do you not agree? For me it has livened strat up again, with no grudges or really cares on who wins or not makes it a lot more fun for me, but i try my damn best to top the scoreboard for what ever team i am fighting for.

Keep up the good work Kalmar and Conquerors.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 25, 2013, 11:14:11 am
True medieval politics. So Kalmar got 20k troops and fiefs from UIF side and wolves, and they're filling roster of Coalition and fight Conquerors ?

Look what you did Zaal - now this Einstein figure thinks we got 20k troops for free  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 25, 2013, 11:15:28 am
True medieval politics. So Kalmar got 20k troops and fiefs from UIF side and wolves, and they're filling roster of Coalition and fight Conquerors ?

Thats ok Analman, no need to be mad.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Torben on October 25, 2013, 12:10:29 pm
Its nice to have diversity in this game once again, do you not agree? For me it has livened strat up again, with no grudges or really cares on who wins or not makes it a lot more fun for me, but i try my damn best to top the scoreboard for what ever team i am fighting for.

Keep up the good work Kalmar and Conquerors.


this for gods sake yes!  I only do my occasional strat battle every now and then,  and this one was so special.  Was tatally flashed seeing two nords fight eachother near spawn,  how every side had a kapikulu and a grey,  a merc or a (former)byz

fuck the shit talking,  conquistadores made it to a medium clan in rough times,  kalmar is doing the same now,  both are giving strat a long missed lightness.

thank you for that :')
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Tactical_One on October 25, 2013, 12:14:16 pm
Thats ok Analman, no need to be mad.

It's Anatman if youre reffering to one of my game characters. I don't like ppl who make stupid nicks in game, since its about medieval /ancient warriors.
Im not mad, not my troops, fiefs.  Im only one guy that some time is in roster, so im glad that there are wars.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Boerenlater on October 25, 2013, 12:17:03 pm
Was fun fighting yesterday with you guys I hope there will some more battles in the future where I can participate.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: marlla on October 25, 2013, 12:56:45 pm
Was fun fighting yesterday with you guys I hope there will some more battles in the future where I can participate.
there will be more :D just keep applying and we will see at RC.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on October 25, 2013, 08:11:22 pm
Can someone tell me whats happening :o

I've come back and everyone's dying what are you doing!!!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Matey on October 25, 2013, 08:21:03 pm
The suspense is killing me! When will Grandmom finish those pies?! IM HUNGRY!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Le_Mikz on October 26, 2013, 06:59:12 am
I wish you good luck in this war Le Mikz, hope for alot of fun and good xp for all - have fun - I promise I will not do forum wars like the last war and we will try and keep the battletimes civil and at primetime

Cheers

 http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5604

 Try little harder with "primetime"- part :) Or you shouldnt promise..
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 26, 2013, 09:24:31 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5604

 Try little harder with "primetime"- part :) Or you shouldnt promise..

We will, apology for that one
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Strudog on October 26, 2013, 11:25:38 am
Missed the battles last night, i apologise, i had to shoot off somewhere, but did come half way through the last one and pretty much failed with the catapult, i was awful last night. The buggy catapult was to blame as well, stupid thing would only shoot upwards.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Torben on October 26, 2013, 11:47:13 am
i had to shoot off somewhere

shoot off translated to german would involve cum.  are you turning this subliminally into a sex thread?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: bagge on October 26, 2013, 11:52:09 am
Just gonna drop by and say I really like this war, cause you don't fight the same enemy as you have done for over a year. I like fighting along side HRE/Merc/Fallens etc to kill some Greys and Druzhinas for once :wink:

Gonna try and participate in more battles!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on October 26, 2013, 12:11:21 pm
Missed the battles last night, i apologise, i had to shoot off somewhere, but did come half way through the last one and pretty much failed with the catapult, i was awful last night. The buggy catapult was to blame as well, stupid thing would only shoot upwards.


aww but i liked breaking your catapult :(
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Algarn on October 26, 2013, 12:57:16 pm
Just gonna drop by and say I really like this war, cause you don't fight the same enemy as you have done for over a year. I like fighting along side HRE/Merc/Fallens etc to kill some Greys and Druzhinas for once :wink:

Gonna try and participate in more battles!

See, we aren't such scum after all.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Strudog on October 26, 2013, 01:04:57 pm
shoot off translated to german would involve cum.  are you turning this subliminally into a sex thread?

Potentially

Its just another one of those british sayings

Britmy old friends  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on October 26, 2013, 01:14:57 pm
you had to shoot off for tea right?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Torben on October 26, 2013, 01:20:43 pm
you had to shoot off for tea right?

no thats just disgusting 
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Strudog on October 26, 2013, 01:22:44 pm
no thats just disgusting 

No for a bit of Croquet
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on October 26, 2013, 01:26:54 pm
good show old chap
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Harpag on October 26, 2013, 01:34:39 pm
Crush a Hetman's skull by one steel pick hit  - priceless - for everything else you can pay with mastercard  :mrgreen:  Cya tonight  :)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: marlla on October 29, 2013, 08:17:09 am
I/We have noticed that there is problems with behavior in TS during our battles, We want everyone to know that this will not be tolerated anymore, we want everyone to feel welcome.
So from now on we will do like Santa and write down who have been naughty and who have been nice. Keep your Flaming Laming & Griefing to your self or till after the battle has ended.

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 29, 2013, 08:50:59 am
I/We have noticed that there is problems with behavior in TS during our battles, We want everyone to know that this will not be tolerated anymore, we want everyone to feel welcome.
So from now on we will do like Santa and write down who have been naughty and who have been nice. Keep your Flaming Laming & Griefing to your self or till after the battle has ended.
                                                                                                           



Yes, everyone should feel welcome in our rosters, Allram will spank your sorry ass into the Kalmarunion colors otherwise  

Me? I will just mute/ban and never accept you for battle again, AND kill your livestock  :twisted:




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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 29, 2013, 09:36:18 am
I/We have noticed that there is problems with behavior in TS during our battles, We want everyone to know that this will not be tolerated anymore, we want everyone to feel welcome.
So from now on we will do like Santa and write down who have been naughty and who have been nice. Keep your Flaming Laming & Griefing to your self or till after the battle has ended.

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Are we allowed to breath on your TS during battles??

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 29, 2013, 09:39:20 am

Are we allowed to breath on your TS during battles??
Yes, you may breath Panos my air is yours
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on October 29, 2013, 10:12:50 am
I/We have noticed that there is problems with behavior in TS during our battles, We want everyone to know that this will not be tolerated anymore, we want everyone to feel welcome.
So from now on we will do like Santa and write down who have been naughty and who have been nice. Keep your Flaming Laming & Griefing to your self or till after the battle has ended.

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Such behaviour wont be tolerated and I want everyone to know that I got admin powa on the ts and I'm ready to abuse :twisted:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on October 29, 2013, 03:26:16 pm
I guess you speak about the friend/gay/jew/turks jokes being spammed?


I agree there was one too many of them every minutes or so, too repetitive to be funny even though I like my joke dark.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: BASNAK on October 29, 2013, 03:27:12 pm
Racism is a crime, and crime is for friends.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on October 29, 2013, 03:37:19 pm
amen to that brother!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Aderyn on October 29, 2013, 04:59:07 pm
I will help out enforcing this new rule. I want a nicer attitude in c-rpg in general and i'm willing to make a stand to get it.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Thorvic on November 02, 2013, 01:20:43 am
Happy holidays LeMiks :) (oh damn I'm late for halloween, but enjoy  8-))

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Aderyn on November 02, 2013, 03:11:14 am
Just gonna drop by and say I really like this war, cause you don't fight the same enemy as you have done for over a year. I like fighting along side HRE/Merc/Fallens etc to kill some Greys and Druzhinas for once :wink:

Gonna try and participate in more battles!

Well we're not on either side of the blocks because that would only make strat boring. Noone wants that cold war shit.

That said it's been nice so far even tho i've unfortunly havn't been able to participate much since i've been moving (except playing on the stratmap that is) but hopefully that will change soon =)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Le_Mikz on November 02, 2013, 07:08:27 am
Happy holidays LeMiks :) (oh damn I'm late for halloween, but enjoy  8-))

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 I dont know you but... Yea happy holidays! ::D

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on November 02, 2013, 10:07:03 am
I dont know you but... Yea happy holidays! ::D

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Happy holidays LeMiks :) (oh damn I'm late for halloween, but enjoy  8-))

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Thorvic on November 02, 2013, 10:35:09 am
I dont know you but... Yea happy holidays! ::D

 http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5654

This kind of things happen when you hire persons for your battle and when they never come because they think there is just peasants to rape... (in this case, we were with two chinese, who never follows orders...)

But anyway, we have learned about this, and we won't make this mistake again  :D

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And what can you say about that ? Your army were in Full Heavy armors, we were with mail hauberk :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Algarn on November 02, 2013, 10:38:31 am
Conquistadores are about to fall in a state which is worse than merc's one. Deal with it. Only one week after, you already lost two (?)fiefs.

To kalmar union : You found quite nice allies. There is a lack of organisation imo, but I'm sure that you can do nice things in the future.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Boerenlater on November 02, 2013, 11:55:06 am
I think there needs to be some practise about the difference between Left and Right :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: _GTX_ on November 02, 2013, 01:29:42 pm
I think there needs to be some practise about the difference between Left and Right :mrgreen:

Well thats the mercenaries not listening/failing at left and right ^^. Cant do much about that.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on November 02, 2013, 01:30:04 pm
Conquistadores are about to fall in a state which is worse than merc's one. Deal with it. Only one week after, you already lost two (?)fiefs.

To kalmar union : You found quite nice allies. There is a lack of organisation imo, but I'm sure that you can do nice things in the future.
Just so you know we are a young clan, about 2 month old, and I already think that we are one of the most organised and active strat factions(maybe except the big ones), since this war started about  600 messages have been sent inside the clan, we have people on ts whenever they are online and we have moving on the map all the time.

About this war we started with I think it was 8 active guys with armies, then we sent in anther 3 guys with armies, so overall about 11 guys active enough to handle an army. We have fought 18 battle so far and we have been attacking every time. And we have lost about the same amount of troops as the conquistadores even though 6 of the attacks have been sieges on Reindi Castle and we have won 7 out of 11 field battles.

So with the fact that none of us knew each other when we joined I think we have done quite well and are quite organised  :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 02, 2013, 02:43:00 pm
Conquistadores are about to fall in a state which is worse than merc's one. Deal with it. Only one week after, you already lost two (?)fiefs.

To kalmar union : You found quite nice allies. There is a lack of organisation imo, but I'm sure that you can do nice things in the future.

Lack of organisation? Didnt u read arns post? We have attacked 22 times counting today, all in just 9 days INCLUDING stratfreeze for 2-3 days, in our battles during that time over 40 k troops has been killed. So you could say that we have been attacking about 3-4 times EVERY day, all this done with about 12 stratactive guys. 600 messages sent within the clan and about 10 full 1900 armies made during this war apart from the 11 armies we started the war with.

Please enlightn me, what does it take to be an organised clan in you eyes?

No good sir, if any player seeks an active clan with good organisation and active guys - kalmar union is the clan to apply for.

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 02, 2013, 02:55:33 pm
that battle was a battle that will live forever! the brave 15 or so fought the horde of kalmar!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Algarn on November 02, 2013, 03:09:28 pm
Lack of organisation? Didnt u read arns post? We have attacked 22 times counting today, all in just 9 days INCLUDING stratfreeze for 2-3 days, in our battles during that time over 40 k troops has been killed. So you could say that we have been attacking about 3-4 times EVERY day, all this done with about 12 stratactive guys. 600 messages sent within the clan and about 10 full 1900 armies made during this war apart from the 11 armies we started the war with.

Please enlightn me, what does it take to be an organised clan in you eyes?

No good sir, if any player seeks an active clan with good organisation and active guys - kalmar union is the clan to apply for.

Was talking about OdE. But nvm, good luck in this war.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: SanGliers_Hautecourt on November 02, 2013, 03:15:28 pm
t'en perds pas une pour nous taper dessus toi hein... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Algarn on November 02, 2013, 03:18:19 pm
Hé, vous avez perdu 1700 troupes car vous aviez pas de roster ^^. J'ai vu la bataille sur l'écran de mon frère, et c'est dommage d'ailleurs, vous auriez pu les gagner facilement ! ;) Me blacklist pas car j'ai juste dit que vous manquiez un peu d'organisation   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on November 02, 2013, 03:47:18 pm
Prenez votre discussion en dehors de frenchies
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on November 02, 2013, 03:50:58 pm
Je baguette le Kalmar avec.




Quote
No good sir, if any player seeks an active clan with good organisation and active guys - kalmar union is my clan is the clan to apply to.


fixed for general reference.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on November 02, 2013, 03:55:06 pm
Coupez l'homme français. Ce fil est de parler de combien nous démarrons LeMikz cul en ce moment. Et oui Butan, j'ai pris une classe d'internet en français.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Flans on November 02, 2013, 03:55:35 pm
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5623 

-Algarn_of_Nord-

Yes you guys are so  organised , Keep it up .
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Algarn on November 02, 2013, 04:13:03 pm
I have to admit that Tony failed nicely there. None was informed about this fight, and he lost against chinese players. Shit happens.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Thorvic on November 02, 2013, 04:36:07 pm
Algarn, when you say to other clans they aren't organized, please look at your own clan before  :mrgreen: (no i'm joking, that's really sad what happened to Tony's Army)

Sorry Kalmarunionen for those frenchies who spammed your thread with french words, i hope they won't spam anymore  :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on November 02, 2013, 04:52:16 pm
Pas de problème mon ami
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: vipere on November 02, 2013, 06:16:14 pm
Conquistadores are about to fall in a state which is worse than merc's one. Deal with it. Only one week after, you already lost two (?)fiefs.

To kalmar union : You found quite nice allies. There is a lack of organisation imo, but I'm sure that you can do nice things in the future.

You know Algarn it's not so easy to prepare/coordinate/lead/etc...  . You just don't know how things work and that's sad. You should not speak about organisation when your only role in this "war" is mercing on battles.

And Thorvic, please, no need for shittalking here ( we have internal forum for that ) or atleast RP, don't feed the dramaqueens ( and the most important, don't be one of them ).

Sorry for english

Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on November 06, 2013, 10:26:16 pm
Hurray! Hurray! We got da castle!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on November 06, 2013, 10:32:32 pm
Fucking amazing good job for Kalmar and all that have merced for us, I thank you all! :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Abay on November 06, 2013, 10:40:09 pm
Fucking amazing good job for Kalmar and all that have merced for us, I thank you all! :D
Thanks for tons of xp. You took me lvl 34  :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on November 06, 2013, 10:47:41 pm
Its once again the kalmar at the time is rebellious and now we castle own! Our clan has been around for 2 months and we can not bring us down! And I am of the opinion that this castle is most important kalmar,so i thought it might be ours, I only castle for kalmar no longer wants. Thanks for all your help guys!!!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 06, 2013, 11:02:28 pm
wut? I have no idea what the smurf you smurfed there arn
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 06, 2013, 11:10:49 pm
ahh lol :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Bittersteel on November 06, 2013, 11:33:20 pm
I miss dragon, unban plz  :cry:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: bagge on November 07, 2013, 01:06:53 pm
He's referring to the most famous and hilariously dumb brief of all time (i also stole it when i wrote my recent brief).

Check out the OP here:
http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/dkg/

Ah, that explains it. I thought he suddenly became russian with a twist of polish/turkish. 8-)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Franke on November 07, 2013, 01:47:53 pm
I miss dragon, unban plz  :cry:

I think he has a new char. His name is DKG_Wilhelm.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 07, 2013, 02:17:58 pm
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Ladies and gentlemen,

may I present,
her royal highness,
sovereign of the Kalmarunion
and protector of the North

The Queen
Margerete,
feasting in the halls of,

Reindi Castle



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She welcomes all, that has fought for her
and the Kalmarunion during the hardships of this campaign,
to come join her in this feast fit for gods,
her highness raises her glass in your honor
and for your bravery and persistance
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 07, 2013, 02:21:13 pm
i like the brunette 200 denars!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 07, 2013, 02:27:42 pm
Oh come on Osiris, these girls are royalty, not some backalley sluts - raise your offer or be gone  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 07, 2013, 02:28:44 pm
But but im a King :(
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 07, 2013, 02:52:59 pm
But but im a King :(

 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Casimir on November 07, 2013, 02:58:21 pm
Wait don't the women offer the dowry :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on November 07, 2013, 03:35:41 pm
Only women without hairy chest.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Panos_ on November 07, 2013, 04:14:10 pm
Do you have any young boys for a Greek??  :lol:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: _Tamra_ on November 07, 2013, 04:15:14 pm
I will teach her how to be a real queen !

Drinks for everyone ♥♥♥
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 07, 2013, 05:17:11 pm
Wait don't the women offer the dowry :P

Perhaps we should offer Margerets hand and 1 million silver to anyone who will marry her and bring 20000 troops to the kalmarunion?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Conquisitore on November 07, 2013, 08:06:11 pm
when i marry her i will be your king and rule Kalmar and Reindi
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: marlla on November 07, 2013, 08:50:30 pm
Perhaps we should offer Margerets hand and 1 million silver to anyone who will marry her and bring 20000 troops to the kalmarunion?
you forgot a zero or two when u talked about troops there granny
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 07, 2013, 09:30:20 pm
you forgot a zero or two when u talked about troops there granny

Schhh - she is only fiction - whatever we can get is good, her husband will be situated in Denmar which is far away from Calradia
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Perverz on November 07, 2013, 10:20:12 pm
Only women without hairy chest.
hairy chest is the best :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Conquisitore on November 07, 2013, 10:32:21 pm
Schhh - she is only fiction -

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 14, 2013, 03:01:44 pm
The King is sending princess Birgitte north on a peaceful mission through new kalmar lands! no hostile intentions :D

Also stop baking apples and update! :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Haze_The_Hobo on November 14, 2013, 07:22:47 pm
Granny bakes the best apple pies in whole Calradia!
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 15, 2013, 08:36:22 am
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 15, 2013, 08:46:16 am
We are accepting international players
into our mercenary regiment


-When far deep into enemy territory the Kalmarunion relies on mercenaries.
Nobles and commoners from all over europe that has been hired by the Queens generals.
They take what is left from the armory and fights with valour and fierceness.
A commander is chosen from the nobles to lead these men against their foes.
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 15, 2013, 12:22:44 pm
Yes it is, you are right - however it was not a kingdom of its own in the kalmarunion - ruled by norway or denmark I think( feel free to correct me)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Boerenlater on November 15, 2013, 12:38:01 pm
No Iceland and Faroe?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: okiN on November 15, 2013, 12:39:26 pm
Yes it is, you are right - however it was not a kingdom of its own in the kalmarunion - ruled by norway or denmark I think( feel free to correct me)

Neither was Finland in that case. And neither Iceland nor Finland is a Scandinavian country, strictly speaking, though both are Nordic.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 15, 2013, 12:40:25 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union

The Kalmar Union (Danish, Norwegian and Swedish: Kalmarunionen; Latin: Unio Calmariensis) is a historiographical term describing a series of personal unions (1397–1523) that intermittently joined under a single monarch the three kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden (then including Finland), and Norway (then including Iceland, Greenland, the Faroe Islands and, prior to their transfer to Scotland in 1471, Shetland and Orkney).
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Segd on November 15, 2013, 01:28:02 pm
Neither was Finland in that case.
Saatana perkele :(
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 15, 2013, 04:29:48 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union

The Kalmar Union (Danish, Norwegian and Swedish: Kalmarunionen; Latin: Unio Calmariensis) is a historiographical term describing a series of personal unions (1397–1523) that intermittently joined under a single monarch the three kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden (then including Finland), and Norway (then including Iceland, Greenland, the Faroe Islands and, prior to their transfer to Scotland in 1471, Shetland and Orkney).

Thanks Osiris for explaining this, so my bad was to count Finland as an independent member of the Union - but as for the region Finland - it was under the rule of the Union. Same goes for iceland and faroe islands.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 15, 2013, 04:31:57 pm
i just had to look it up as i had no idea what it was :D


psst come fight for wessex!

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5804
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 15, 2013, 04:41:50 pm
i just had to look it up as i had no idea what it was :D


psst come fight for wessex!

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5804

Would if i could, since im a shielder :) but working - go into our  channel and you will probably get 10 guys
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Osiris on November 15, 2013, 05:00:09 pm
tis tommorow prime time so ill probably come in tommorow :D
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 17, 2013, 08:53:22 pm
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Welcome
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Emirin,

we will try to make your stay as pleasant as possible, lean back and relax - we will take real good care of you.....





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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Guray on November 17, 2013, 10:04:42 pm
Muster the Kapikulus!


Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Guray on November 17, 2013, 10:26:57 pm
Silly Kapi, Rohans aren't Turks xP go join Wessex and post inspiring Rohanish moments everywhere.

You get a +1 just cos it's an epic scene -.-
Did I say anything like" they were Turks?"If I just tell muster the kapikulus! will it make sense?
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 17, 2013, 10:32:02 pm


Yes, there is nothing to see here, move along guys, aparently the attackers stumbled and fell on their own sword

All we found was this note, and it ends with "Im sorry for having existed"



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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 29, 2013, 10:24:13 am
DJOKOS

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 29, 2013, 12:54:14 pm

Heres some apples to throw for the mob - hand em out

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 30, 2013, 06:56:28 pm



GO home people show is over


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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
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Her Royal Highness the Queen is offended by the foul air
spreading from the infested village of Sarimish,
her glorious highness has in all her wizdom and splender
proclaimed that the village of Sarimish
shall be "taken care of" and its smelly
 inhabitants will be given two proper baths each

This task has been appointed the mighty destroyer of hearts - Arn
May he serve the Queens bidding well

Good roster is needed for this battle since we need
to be swift to get rid of this foul air
SO every man/woman/other that joins this glorious quest
will also be given a bath by the Queens personal bath-crew

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on December 06, 2013, 10:31:13 pm



Sarimish peasants seeing soap for the first time in their life, soon the hilariously bad smell will be gone from these lands, praise Queen Margerete!!







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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on December 07, 2013, 09:40:29 am
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Ottar the Viking, tried to attack our glorious trader army in the northern wastelands since he has poor judgement and isnt the sharpest tool in the shed. Mighty Lord Aderyn beheaded him and made sure that Ottars filfthy thiefs got what they deserved - before enjoying a nice meal together with his companions - now Ottars head is sitting on top of the Kalmarunion banner in Aderyns army

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That is one uggly bastard btw


Viking Raiders all 1285 humiliated and killed (some cute ones also got raped by GTX- predeath)
commanded by
Ottar_the_Viking

The Kalmar Union
296 survivors
204 of 500 killed
commanded by
Kalmarunionen_Aderyn











http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6007










Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on December 07, 2013, 03:14:19 pm
But he certainly has no links to RegnumNovae xD

Dont try to manipulate me Heskey - its futile and it wont work  8-)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Aderyn on December 07, 2013, 05:15:35 pm
But he certainly has links to RegnumNovae xD
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: ARN_ on December 07, 2013, 08:44:23 pm
It's hard times for spanish vikings now a days

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6017
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: belda on December 07, 2013, 09:32:54 pm
23 vs 35 ... really could not end well. But we have won, helping Kalmar / balde / wolves / "cogts" / Ode / Grey / Kapikulu / druzhina ... We have won ​​enemies in the EU for help at all. The Balde, a faction "friend" us troops theft. And the other factions "friends" did nothing.

If I had known he had supported the Apostates and Fallen. They have honor.

And finally, the only link we have with RegnumNovae is that we are in the same community, called Novasimulatio, but we are two different groups: RegnumNovae love peace and trade, and we want war.

GG
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on December 07, 2013, 09:39:41 pm
It's hard times for spanish vikings now a days

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=6017

Yep, first this:


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Then this:

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Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 05, 2014, 05:04:24 pm
Updated first page*
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on March 05, 2014, 05:11:42 pm
Once again the time is rebellious.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Jony on March 05, 2014, 05:27:23 pm
(click to show/hide)

I hoped to the end of that video he wont fall :D  You promise to make this strat round interesting and u already to it.
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: kinngrimm on March 05, 2014, 06:38:30 pm

...
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....
why couldnt i just have become a towel in this life  :twisted: *sigh*
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Harpag on March 05, 2014, 06:44:18 pm
2014/03/05 - War declared on Shogunate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyt4RvmBFw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyt4RvmBFw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sULTwrKipc

720p

 :wink:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Dansk viking on March 05, 2014, 06:45:46 pm
I suspected someone would post that as a counter  :lol:
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 05, 2014, 07:09:13 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRIkqZsEgTs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRIkqZsEgTs)
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Butan on March 05, 2014, 08:36:11 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sULTwrKipc

720p

 :wink:


Mean this war will be a draw?  :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Aderyn on March 06, 2014, 08:55:41 am
I'll try fight as many battles as possible in this war :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyt4RvmBFw
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 15, 2014, 02:25:19 pm
Updated*
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: Vovka on July 29, 2016, 08:59:53 pm
do not despair and don't give up, it may be in the new game you will not be so miserable
 :P
Title: Re: The Kalmar Union (EU) Diplomacy
Post by: GRANDMOM on August 02, 2016, 12:32:34 am
do not despair and don't give up, it may be in the new game you will not be so miserable
 :P

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