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Title: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 22, 2013, 07:20:27 pm
seriously,  I dont play fantasy games,  didnt even watch all three LotR movies,  am absolutely dispassionate about fantasy n all that.  But damn.

With you guys,  I'd love to slay a dragon.


 
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: BlueKnight on October 22, 2013, 07:21:33 pm
Let's go then!


EDIT: Good idea for a new DTV wave.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Austrian on October 22, 2013, 07:23:31 pm
Love is in the air!  *sing*
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Tibe on October 22, 2013, 07:25:00 pm
Feelin the bromance here.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 22, 2013, 07:26:34 pm
I wanted to post a pic and found gay dragon porn.  wtf.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Strudog on October 22, 2013, 07:27:09 pm
But Dragon from the DKG has already been slain :(
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 22, 2013, 07:29:38 pm
Quote from: strudog on October 22, 2013, 07:27:09 pm
But Dragon from the DKG has already been slain :(

haha,  i was thinking about bringing that up ^^
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: NejStark on October 22, 2013, 07:49:03 pm
Make a dragon out of a siege tower and ladders (for wings ofc) in duel server then take that wooden forebreathing bastard down. Maybe use a catapult for a head.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 22, 2013, 07:59:46 pm
I'm at work so I'm not going to search for it, but you can find "dragons fucking cars" pictures online.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Kalp on October 22, 2013, 08:06:56 pm
Go play Wurm, there is sometimes something big to slaughter  :D
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Araxiel on October 22, 2013, 08:17:39 pm
We need pistols first.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Tennenoth on October 22, 2013, 08:18:15 pm
Quote from: Kalp on October 22, 2013, 08:06:56 pm
Go play Wurm, there is sometimes something big to slaughter  :D

There hasn't been one for a while on Epic... Just camping sitting about waiting to be raided because some youtuber rocked up on Mol Rehan...  :?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on October 22, 2013, 08:21:54 pm
.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Micah on October 22, 2013, 10:32:55 pm
who said, dragons are fantasy ? :rolleyes: noone here can prove that!  :twisted:
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Bjord on October 22, 2013, 10:35:00 pm
I miss DKG_einstein-Dragon. :(

We need stupid people for entertainment, don't ban them so much. :lol:
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Gnjus on October 22, 2013, 10:43:40 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 22, 2013, 10:35:00 pm
We need stupid people for entertainment, don't ban them so much. :lol:


I'd dare say we've still got more than enough of 'em in reserve around here.  :wink:
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Bjord on October 22, 2013, 10:55:51 pm
We are lacking in the mental patient extremist category, though.

I love these forums, though. I wonder who would win out of all the retards this community has had the fortune to possess..

Perhaps one of your next endeavours in community inquiries, Gnjus?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Tennenoth on October 22, 2013, 10:58:32 pm
Quote from: Micah on October 22, 2013, 10:32:55 pm
who said, dragons are fantasy ? :rolleyes: noone here can prove that!  :twisted:

They're no fantasy, bearded dragons for goodness sakes! :D
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Carthan on October 22, 2013, 11:12:39 pm
Quote from: Micah on October 22, 2013, 10:32:55 pm
who said, dragons are fantasy ? :rolleyes: noone here can prove that!  :twisted:

I think this is a very different kind of fantasy....
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Gnjus on October 22, 2013, 11:33:51 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 22, 2013, 10:55:51 pm
I love these forums, though. I wonder who would win out of all the retards this community has had the fortune to possess..

Perhaps one of your next endeavours in community inquiries, Gnjus?


I thought about it but I made a promise back in the Kesh-Strat related "diplomacy" topics ages ago that I will try not to insult the Zeka Fakiri's, imbecile kids, etc, as it is not a decent thing to do. At the end of the day - it's not their fault.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Prpavi on October 23, 2013, 09:55:11 am
We miss you DKG!

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Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: KingBread on October 23, 2013, 10:14:25 am
Wasnt they father and son ? And he asked for a ban for his son becouse he have big house ? This how i remember DKG
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: [ptx] on October 23, 2013, 11:36:27 am
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Why would anyone want to harm this adorable bastard?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Villain on October 23, 2013, 06:20:55 pm
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Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on October 23, 2013, 06:39:00 pm
Quote from: Tennenoth on October 22, 2013, 10:58:32 pm
They're no fantasy, bearded dragons for goodness sakes! :D

WRONG!

Gjalpinulva from DAoC had what would at least qualify as sideburns:

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Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Tennenoth on October 23, 2013, 07:14:25 pm
Quote from: RobertOfDrugsley on October 23, 2013, 06:39:00 pm
WRONG!

Gjalpinulva from DAoC had what would at least qualify as sideburns:

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I'm literally not talking fantasy.

A bearded dragon:

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I work in a Tropical Fish & Reptiles shop during the weekends and we sell them.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Warborn304 on October 23, 2013, 07:58:43 pm
Quote from: RobertOfDrugsley on October 23, 2013, 06:39:00 pm
WRONG!

Gjalpinulva from DAoC had what would at least qualify as sideburns:

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Fuck, way to pull on my heart strings and make me crave daoc once more...
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: darmaster on October 23, 2013, 09:23:25 pm
all we need is this                                                       visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Tibe on October 23, 2013, 09:26:42 pm
Quote from: darmaster on October 23, 2013, 09:23:25 pm
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Indeed, 2 guys getting this and its about as easy as stabbing a halfnaked fat russianmobster in a sauna, during a criminalunderworld takeover. Wait....what were we talking about again?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Mammonist on October 24, 2013, 07:27:56 am
All fish are dragons but they can't spew fire because they live underwater.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 24, 2013, 08:28:22 am
Quote from: Mammonist on October 24, 2013, 07:27:56 am
All fish are dragons but they can't spew fire because they live underwater.


are u finnish?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Mammonist on October 24, 2013, 09:52:21 am
Quote from: Torben on October 24, 2013, 08:28:22 am

are u finnish?

No just using common sense, fish have (some sort of) wings, they haves scales... and that's about it.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 24, 2013, 10:36:35 am
Quote from: Mammonist on October 24, 2013, 09:52:21 am
No just using common sense, fish have (some sort of) wings, they haves scales... and that's about it.

know why I'm asking?  check the finnland thread,  search for dragon ^^
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Adamar on October 24, 2013, 11:11:50 am
Quote from: Villain on October 23, 2013, 06:20:55 pm
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Im pretty sure Saskia is female.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Xant on October 24, 2013, 11:54:13 am
Quote from: Torben on October 24, 2013, 10:36:35 am
know why I'm asking?  check the finnland thread,  search for dragon ^^
The direct translation of the Finnish word for dragon is "salmon snake", that dude was talking about all fish being dragons, but not all fish are salmons!
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Molly on October 24, 2013, 12:01:07 pm
Quote from: Villain on October 23, 2013, 06:20:55 pm
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The disturbing detail that they actually rendered every "detail"... is disturbing.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Adamar on October 24, 2013, 06:13:40 pm
Do reptiles even have balls?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Christo on October 24, 2013, 06:36:22 pm
why slay it?

Taming it or forcing it to be on your side would be more badass.

Imagine you could be the medieval airforce, threatening every powermonger around.

Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 24, 2013, 07:31:40 pm
My guess is that some form of pterodactyls existed when humans were just climbing out of the trees and starting to walk around on 2 feet.  And that's how the myth of dragons were passed down.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Ronin on October 24, 2013, 07:49:35 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 24, 2013, 07:31:40 pm
My guess is that some form of pterodactyls existed when humans were just climbing out of the trees and starting to walk around on 2 feet.  And that's how the myth of dragons were passed down.
Or they have found some fossils :)
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: BlueKnight on October 24, 2013, 08:11:26 pm
Quote from: Tennenoth on October 23, 2013, 07:14:25 pm
I'm literally not talking fantasy.

A bearded dragon:

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I work in a Tropical Fish & Reptiles shop during the weekends and we sell them.

How could you talk about killing a dragon and possibly mention this poor, cute, little animal?
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Christo on October 24, 2013, 08:27:28 pm
Quote from: BlueKnight on October 24, 2013, 08:11:26 pm
How could you talk about killing a dragon and possibly mention this poor, cute, little animal?

here is a less cute, not so little dragon

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 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: //saxon on October 26, 2013, 02:31:10 am
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Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Torben on October 26, 2013, 11:12:30 am
Quote from: Saxon. on October 26, 2013, 02:31:10 am
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that is cool.
Title: Re: Slaying a Dragon
Post by: Vermilion on October 31, 2013, 04:06:41 pm
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