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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2013, 03:43:49 am

Title: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2013, 03:43:49 am
The venomous TEAM 1 has attacked undefeated TEAM 2 in the field, in what is to be a truly glorious battle.  Both teams are armed with plate armors, arbalests and hammers.  PS. there are no bolts.  That is by design.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 15 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use arbalest, you need 15 strength.  If you don't wear the armor or use the weapon, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2.  You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time.
3.  You must apply to both sides.  This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4.  In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle.  I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events."  There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1.  Bring a full load out every life.  There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry a full set of armor, two arbalests, one hammer and a smoke bomb if there are any left.  Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2.  No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns.  The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time.  Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.
3.  Leave your ego at the door.  Most of us aren't speced for arbalests and hammers.  A few of the participants will be.  It doesn't matter.  We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
5.  No idling or AFKing.  Be active the whole time.

BATTLE LINK: THE RECKONING
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5562

THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
Pinecone, Tom Cruise and Olafie. Also pernitant turtler and Dr Thunder.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2013, 04:05:25 am
Also: Relit, your mom is fat.  Kesh, your dad is gay.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Warborn304 on October 22, 2013, 04:11:10 am
This seems 100% legit.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2013, 04:31:11 am
Also donate me troops so we can have this happen more often.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: partyboy on October 22, 2013, 04:32:13 am
how dare you encourage fun
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Penitent on October 22, 2013, 05:25:17 am
Aw man, still banned? :(

I will donate troops and strat silver anyways for when I can eventually take part.  Let me know where to deliver them.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 22, 2013, 05:29:08 am
Go to Reyvadin, I'll be back in a few days.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Phantasmal on October 22, 2013, 07:00:40 am
Wanna let in a level 21?  :lol:
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Sparvico on October 22, 2013, 07:23:33 am
Quote from: Phantasmal on October 22, 2013, 07:00:40 am
Wanna let in a level 21?  :lol:

Well sure, but not you.

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Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Tanken on October 22, 2013, 08:04:34 am
If I'm accepted, which I hope I am, please note I will probably not be there for Roll Call but I will be there at the start of the battle. Evening class ends 30 minutes prior to the battle...so...yeah. Thanks for hosting these, hopefully I get in on this one.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Jack1 on October 22, 2013, 09:59:04 pm
Your all ugly
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: njames89 on October 22, 2013, 10:05:37 pm
Hil Yis!  These battles are so great. Love the XP! If you dont follow the rules you should click the spoiler.

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Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 22, 2013, 10:12:40 pm
You are a good man for doing these battles.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: kasMVC on October 22, 2013, 11:26:25 pm
Why does it always have to be one class of weapons?


Why cant there be hammers practice longswords and staffs?
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Suchechka on October 23, 2013, 12:47:18 am
Another epic fun incomming. Wanna participate!
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: nilloc93 on October 23, 2013, 01:09:31 am
hoping i can get in, this looks fun.
cool idea
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: cup457 on October 23, 2013, 01:17:53 am
Quote from: njames89 on October 22, 2013, 10:05:37 pm
Hil Yis!  These battles are so great. Love the XP! If you dont follow the rules you should click the spoiler.

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what the hell is wrong with me why did I watch that. anyway XP for all
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: spiritus on October 23, 2013, 03:09:42 am
Let me join because im spiritus and i luv u all.  pwease
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I luv u all
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Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Artyem on October 23, 2013, 04:15:38 am
Next event will be at 198.211.124.245 in the "STRATEGUS XP BATTLES HERE" channel.

also I vote to ban Slippery from future events, he disapproves of fun.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: HardRice on October 23, 2013, 04:27:16 am
Quote from: Artyem on October 23, 2013, 04:15:38 am
also I vote to ban Slippery from future events, he disapproves of fun.
Seconded.

We need some Space Jam, yo.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 23, 2013, 04:31:26 am
These events hereby shall now carry the following certification for their contribution to this shitty fucking community that otherwise would be totally without battles.

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Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: partyboy on October 23, 2013, 04:39:26 am
weird you somehow made this game fun again
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: njames89 on October 23, 2013, 07:26:04 pm
Yeah these battles have the holy blessing of Acre. So much fun and I maintain this is the best xp I've ever gotten. Many thanks murdertron. I'll make sure to send you some troops and gold to make a contribution for my faction. Where did you say to send them?
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: Penitent on October 23, 2013, 07:30:38 pm
Quote from: njames89 on October 23, 2013, 07:26:04 pm
Yeah these battles have the holy blessing of Acre. So much fun and I maintain this is the best xp I've ever gotten. Many thanks murdertron. I'll make sure to send you some troops and gold to make a contribution for my faction. Where did you say to send them?

I believe our mighty Murdertron is temporarily muted.

Reyvadin is the place to go.
Title: Re: You're all terrible people and don't deserve this EXP and yet here we are.
Post by: njames89 on October 23, 2013, 08:16:20 pm
Quote from: Garison on October 23, 2013, 07:30:38 pm
I believe our mighty Murdertron is temporarily muted.

Reyvadin is the place to go.

Yes you are right he is indeed.

FOR SHAME.

Thanks for the directions.