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Title: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Sauce on October 16, 2013, 01:09:39 am
Remnant Mercenary Support Contract for the Realm of the Gobblin King

This contract signifies the Remnants Mercenary Army support for the Gobblin King under the following terms:


The Remnants will provide full mercenary support for the Gobblin King for the pre-agreed upon conquest for the duration of the contract.

The Remnants will provide pertinent information to tactics and strategy of the pre-agreed upon conquest in the form of vulgar innuendos and wild gesticulation.

The Remnants will provide dick pics that will definitely not be photoshopped or blown out of proportion in anyway. Real dicks for real people.

The Remnants will provide all the hits of the 80's 90's and today, courtesy of DJ Barbecue. Anyone who doubts the DJ's ability to get the party started will be forced into a channel that only plays Hoobastank.

Should the Remnant Mercenary Army fail to uphold the agreed upon contract, Chesticlese will be forcefully tied into a burlap sack and thrown into the Hudson River as compensation and because he threw out my computer desk that I really liked.


Payment for the Remnant Mercenary involvement pre-agreed upon by the ruling council of the Remnants and the Gobblin King, delivered upon contract completion.

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Socks on October 16, 2013, 01:40:44 am
gg
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Pistachio on October 16, 2013, 01:40:48 am
yay m0re space JAM PLEASE
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Bronto on October 16, 2013, 03:13:39 am
I originally posted something hurtful I guess and should have said congrats on leaving FCC. You're still whores for money or looms but whatever, I would be too.

Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 16, 2013, 03:27:38 am
whore for ducktales and space jam remixes

edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Lemon on October 16, 2013, 03:39:41 am
I can now decree people RAMD after being DESTROIT by GOBBLINS.



Am I doing this right?
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 16, 2013, 06:43:06 am
The following video summarizes THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING'S stance on the absorption of Remnant.

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 16, 2013, 06:50:55 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 16, 2013, 06:43:06 am
The following video summarizes THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING'S stance on the absorption of Remnant.

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I'm guessing you're the girl who has finally seen what she has become?
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Bronto on October 16, 2013, 02:09:02 pm
Quote from: maeday on October 16, 2013, 03:27:38 am
edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.

Wait wait wait. since when were you not in FCC? I know the beginning of strat you weren't in it, but then you guys were their vassals allies and still share the same color on the strat map to this day. Just curious, I probably missed something while I was muted or because I don't really give a shit.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 16, 2013, 05:04:35 pm
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 16, 2013, 06:02:35 pm
I am just as confused since they fight against us it seems
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 16, 2013, 06:22:04 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on October 16, 2013, 06:02:35 pm
I am just as confused since they fight against us it seems

Quote from: maeday on October 16, 2013, 03:27:38 am
whore for ducktales and space jam remixes

edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 16, 2013, 07:22:01 pm
Quote from: Brontosauce on October 16, 2013, 02:09:02 pm
Wait wait wait. since when were you not in FCC? I know the beginning of strat you weren't in it, but then you guys were their vassals allies and still share the same color on the strat map to this day. Just curious, I probably missed something while I was muted or because I don't really give a shit.

you contradicted yourself, I'll rewrite it agian anyways.. its called a MERC CONTRACT.. anyone can take one out, even FCC again. Weebo changed the color for an easy transfer at some point, when we can get all our members to even look at the strat map (unlikely) you'll notice we are a beautiful shade of teal.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Bronto on October 16, 2013, 08:03:12 pm
Quote from: maeday on October 16, 2013, 07:22:01 pm
you contradicted yourself, I'll rewrite it agian anyways.. its called a MERC CONTRACT.. anyone can take one out, even FCC again. Weebo changed the color for an easy transfer at some point, when we can get all our members to even look at the strat map (unlikely) you'll notice we are a beautiful shade of teal.

Sigh, even Bale is confused as to what is happening. I feel your pain Bale.

I just see Dynamike all Yellow and I have no idea what's going on. I understand what a MERC CONTRACT is, in all capitals or not. Pretty simple shit. Just curious since DYNAMIKE IS YeLloW and you say you're all TEal. Plus you were PArt of FcC or AllIED with them At SoME point because when they attacked US THEy used You to DO IT.

Edit: on second thought, fuck this I'm out.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: njames89 on October 16, 2013, 08:08:24 pm
Quote from: Sauce on October 16, 2013, 01:09:39 am
Remnant Mercenary Support Contract for the Realm of the Gobblin King

This contract signifies the Remnants Mercenary Army support for the Gobblin King under the following terms:


The Remnants will provide full mercenary support for the Gobblin King for the pre-agreed upon conquest for the duration of the contract.

The Remnants will provide pertinent information to tactics and strategy of the pre-agreed upon conquest in the form of vulgar innuendos and wild gesticulation.

The Remnants will provide dick pics that will definitely not be photoshopped or blown out of proportion in anyway. Real dicks for real people.

The Remnants will provide all the hits of the 80's 90's and today, courtesy of DJ Barbecue. Anyone who doubts the DJ's ability to get the party started will be forced into a channel that only plays Hoobastank.

Should the Remnant Mercenary Army fail to uphold the agreed upon contract, Chesticlese will be forcefully tied into a burlap sack and thrown into the Hudson River as compensation and because he threw out my computer desk that I really liked (I'll see you on Thanksgiving jizzwizard).



Payment for the Remnant Mercenary involvement pre-agreed upon by the ruling council of the Remnants and the Gobblin King, delivered upon contract completion.

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Chestaclese on October 16, 2013, 08:23:14 pm
Fuck your desk kid. Come at me Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Matey on October 16, 2013, 08:24:50 pm
I too am confused. I thought remnants joined up with us in start. Of course, any group that has joined the FCC can always leave it too, and on good terms more likely than not. I just wish you lads had made this move after we sorted out our fight with the gobblins over vayejeg instead of during it.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Canuck on October 16, 2013, 08:35:31 pm
Without DJ Barbecue that fucking battle would have been much worse. You're doing a great job
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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 16, 2013, 08:58:18 pm
DYNA IS IN GERMANYYYYYY, this new contract was put in place yesterday so you'll see the correct color soon. I'll make it more clear.. anyone who is the wrong color (we have quite a few people who have no color at all) doesnt mess with the map much or is currently busy with IRL events. I hope this was easier to understand this time. Cheers and shit.

PS I'm so confused at your not caring yet taking time to keep posting.. twilight zones are awkward.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Sauce on October 16, 2013, 09:11:40 pm
Quote from: Matey on October 16, 2013, 08:24:50 pm
I too am confused. I thought remnants joined up with us in start. Of course, any group that has joined the FCC can always leave it too, and on good terms more likely than not. I just wish you lads had made this move after we sorted out our fight with the gobblins over vayejeg instead of during it.

This was your original contract:

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The Remnants were never a part of FCC. After the "Chesty Christmas Catastrophe" and FCC's failure to abide by line 3 of the contract, many Remnants (including myself) were pretty burnt out with strat and took a long break. Those who did stay were encouraged to stick with the old contract, even though it was a general consensus that the contract itself was void. Joining under the faction color just allowed for ease of transfer in strat (I still keep my teal color).

A few points:
1) FCC failed in their defense pact
2) Huey Newton no longer plays
3) A pre-determined time span of the contract that only Huey and I knew.
4) The Remnant Mercenary Army has always completed every contract since the beginning of Strat.

Also, this was done to bring some fun back to my clan and hopefully strat. No ill will towards anyone.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 16, 2013, 09:15:13 pm
So a FCC double time, considering Remnants JOINED FCC. But, IDC, more fun for all of us. THE XP MUST FLOW!

Retracted that. I couldn't actually find ANY statement regarding that they actually joined FCC.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 16, 2013, 09:22:19 pm
Quote from: Matey on October 16, 2013, 08:24:50 pm
I just wish you lads had made this move after we sorted out our fight with the gobblins over vayejeg instead of during it.

if you remember, voester stayed on FCC roster and was your top merc due to kills AND points.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Malaclypse on October 16, 2013, 09:32:54 pm
I will endeavor to provide the Remnant brothers, Chestaclese and Sauce, with Battle Forks and Throwing Lances in future battles under my fat ugly liege, the GOBBLIN KING.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Chestaclese on October 16, 2013, 11:22:04 pm
Quote from: Malaclypse on October 16, 2013, 09:32:54 pm
I will endeavor to provide the Remnant brothers, Chestaclese and Sauce, with Battle Forks and Throwing Lances in future battles under my fat ugly liege, the GOBBLIN KING.

I will endeavor to use battle forks in future battles and stay out of the burlap sack and subsequent Hudson River.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: arowaine on October 16, 2013, 11:30:37 pm
Quote from: Sauce on October 16, 2013, 09:11:40 pm
This was your original contract:

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The Remnants were never a part of FCC. After the "Chesty Christmas Catastrophe" and FCC's failure to abide by line 3 of the contract, many Remnants (including myself) were pretty burnt out with strat and took a long break. Those who did stay were encouraged to stick with the old contract, even though it was a general consensus that the contract itself was void. Joining under the faction color just allowed for ease of transfer in strat (I still keep my teal color).

A few points:
1) FCC failed in their defense pact
2) Huey Newton no longer plays
3) A pre-determined time span of the contract that only Huey and I knew.
4) The Remnant Mercenary Army has always completed every contract since the beginning of Strat.

Also, this was done to bring some fun back to my clan and hopefully strat. No ill will towards anyone.

 THERE IS HOPE IN CRPG NA COMMUNITY
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Krosis on October 16, 2013, 11:44:51 pm
Well isn't this a pleasant surprise.. more xp and Space Jam for everybody!
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Matey on October 17, 2013, 12:59:23 am
Quote from: arowaine on October 16, 2013, 11:30:37 pm
THERE IS HOPE IN CRPG NA COMMUNITY

I've always believed that. FCC and friends have always been independent groups with common interests... it isn't that surprising that now that the ever intimidating LCO/Astralis/Frisia/Fupa/Hosp/LL bloc has broken up, gone afk or gone GOBBLIN the FCC & Friends "mega-bloc" might also see some changes. It was always my hope that we would defeat your mega-alliance and then go our own separate ways so that NA strat could be dynamic and interesting again... I guess we are kinda seeing that result even if we got there a different way.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Canuck on October 17, 2013, 02:01:01 am
Quote from: Matey on October 17, 2013, 12:59:23 am
the ever intimidating LCO/Astralis/Frisia/Fupa/Hosp/LL bloc has broken up, gone afk or gone GOBBLIN the FCC & Friends "mega-bloc" might also see some changes.

I agree with you in that it`s great that strat is shaking up a bit and it`s not the same old stale fights under different banners, but fuck man, FUPA and Astralis?
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Tom Cruise on October 17, 2013, 02:20:28 am
Remnant? More like

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Duster on October 17, 2013, 02:28:41 am
Astralis actually did lots of trading with FCC and merc'd for them most of the time lol
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Matey on October 17, 2013, 02:31:53 am
Quote from: Duster on October 17, 2013, 02:28:41 am
Astralis actually did lots of trading with FCC and merc'd for them most of the time lol

They did trade with us and we did get some Mercs from them. They stayed mostly neutral but since they were surrounded by the LCO crowd in the desert... if push came to shove they wouldn't have had much choice or such is the impression I got from the conversations I had with Astralis players. I've also heard they sold a lot of troops to LCO but I don't know if that really is the case.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Jack1 on October 17, 2013, 02:37:46 am
Quote from: Matey on October 17, 2013, 02:31:53 am
They did trade with us and we did get some Mercs from them. They stayed mostly neutral but since they were surrounded by the LCO crowd in the desert... if push came to shove they wouldn't have had much choice or such is the impression I got from the conversations I had with Astralis players. I've also heard they sold a lot of troops to LCO but I don't know if that really is the case.

Rumors are that phantasmal made sitting bull donate troops to help fight starvation in Africa.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 17, 2013, 02:51:20 am
Quote from: mmason94 on October 17, 2013, 02:20:28 am
Remnant? More like

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throw up yer jew stars anne frank social club dawgyyyyyy
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 17, 2013, 02:59:29 am
Quote from: Risen_Jack on October 17, 2013, 02:37:46 am
Rumors are that phantasmal made sitting bull donate troops to help fight starvation in Africa.

Truth. This man speaks it.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 17, 2013, 03:12:14 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 16, 2013, 06:43:06 am
The following video summarizes THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING'S stance on the absorption of Remnant.

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If I could +1 I would.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: dynamike on October 17, 2013, 03:48:09 am
Fuck me... thought dynamike

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 17, 2013, 04:13:50 am
Quote from: Canuck on October 16, 2013, 08:35:31 pm
Without DJ Barbecue that fucking battle would have been much worse. You're doing a great job
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Just wanna' take the time to point out that I am the person responsible for telling DJ BBQ to play this fantastic piece of classic music. See, the way to discern if it's something he decided to play or I told him to play is to apply the following critique:

Does this sound like 80s/90s rap?
DJ BBQ chose the song.
Does this sound like autism?
THE GOBBLIN KING chose the song.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Phantasmal on October 17, 2013, 06:07:02 am
We decided as a clan to take a neutral stance during the mega-bloc war because it felt like a gangbang at the time. It is hard to say that Astralis gave FCC merc support when I am the only one who consistently merced for FCC (or merced at all for that matter) during the war. Kesh was the only person who asked me to merc for him while we had a neutral stance so, if he sent me a message asking for merc support, I would give it. I did at some points use the FCC free trade fiefs but, in order to maintain a neutral stance, I provided the Frisians with some services as well (whether or not it all balances out in the end is another story).

For the record, I mostly avoided the FCC free trade fiefs due to the high tax rate. The vast majority of my trading was done @ Tadsamesh, Mechin, Kwynn, Tismirr, and the Dracul and FPoF free trade fiefs. I only sold at an FCC fief once and bought about 1000 goods per trade run from Rivacheg (compared to my 11-12k total good load).
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 17, 2013, 07:37:31 am
Quote from: Phantasmal on October 17, 2013, 06:07:02 am
Rivacheg

NOPE
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 17, 2013, 10:30:10 am
I'd say it's been well documented that Kesh would come into Astralis' TS asking for merc support, and in the end half of the people who heard that request would then sign up against him, because some of them do not like him.

I'm saying this objectively, since I was there listening to the conversations whilst and after this took place.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 17, 2013, 08:53:43 pm
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 17, 2013, 04:13:50 am
Just wanna' take the time to point out that I am the person responsible for telling DJ BBQ to play this fantastic piece of classic music. See, the way to discern if it's something he decided to play or I told him to play is to apply the following critique:

Does this sound like 80s/90s rap?
DJ BBQ chose the song.
Does this sound like autism?
THE GOBBLIN KING chose the song.

I'll just leave this here (apparently cracked writers fight for teh Gobblin horde)

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-movie-soundtracks-that-put-actual-movie-to-shame/
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Real_Dece_Guy on October 17, 2013, 09:28:50 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 17, 2013, 08:53:43 pm
I'll just leave this here (apparently cracked writers fight for teh Gobblin horde)

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-movie-soundtracks-that-put-actual-movie-to-shame/

I take grave exception to the suggestion that Space Jam - as a movie - was overshadowed by anything.

Quote
Also, there's an interesting Space Jam dichotomy I have noticed among my peers -- everyone I know either watched it once and then forgot about it or has an aggressive fondness for the movie that borders on combative

I hadn't even read that when I started this post.  Put my name down in Column B.

Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 17, 2013, 09:44:25 pm
Shaq Fu and this are much better basketball themed things.

Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Lemon on October 18, 2013, 12:36:20 am
Excuse me?
The best ^


Badmins warned me for this shit.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 18, 2013, 04:15:51 am
Quote from: Earl_Lemon on October 18, 2013, 12:36:20 am
Excuse me?
The best ^


Badmins warned me for this shit.

They muted me with a 37 point warning with no link to what I was reported for. Clearly, admins are doing a great fucking job. Cock sucking autists.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Mae. on October 18, 2013, 04:24:42 am
Let it be known to all forum admins with no fucking brain, anything space jam is in direct relation to this thread, get fucked.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Harrys Oil Can on October 18, 2013, 03:45:11 pm
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Best website EVER!!!!!!
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm (http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm)
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: Socks on October 18, 2013, 04:18:03 pm
happy to see derpcheetos castle is now under remnant banner not fcc :P

hopefully remnants will come back on strat and bring us xp and wars once moar
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: dynamike on October 18, 2013, 08:30:39 pm
Quote from: Platypus. on October 18, 2013, 04:18:03 pm
happy to see derpcheetos castle is now under remnant banner not fcc :P

hopefully remnants will come back on strat and bring us xp and wars once moar

Do stop by and support our cause:
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/derpcheetos-castle-open-for-business/

We will sacrifice a kitten in your name.
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: HarryCrumb on October 19, 2013, 01:08:14 am
Quote from: Chestaclese on October 16, 2013, 08:23:14 pm
Fuck your desk kid. Come at me Thanksgiving.

i got 5 bones on ma boi sauce
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: njames89 on October 24, 2013, 09:50:29 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on October 18, 2013, 05:12:09 am

#solidarity

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: dynamike on October 24, 2013, 10:47:18 pm
Voted #1 in causing forum warnings and mutes:

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Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: BaleOhay on October 24, 2013, 10:56:25 pm
Quote from: dynamike on October 24, 2013, 10:47:18 pm
Voted #1 in causing forum warnings and mutes:

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I miss you Mikey!!!
Title: Re: The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)
Post by: dynamike on October 24, 2013, 11:13:41 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on October 24, 2013, 10:56:25 pm
I miss you Mikey!!!

Play with me tonight, honey boo boo! thought dynamike and pulled another alibi roleplay out of his ass.