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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 03:17:36 am

Title: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 03:17:36 am
The villainous TEAM 1 has attacked undefeated PRIVATEER_JakeBEARD in the field, in what is to be a truly glorious battle.  Both teams are armed with plate armors, and A MYSTERY WEAPON.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 14 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use THE MYSTERY WEAPON, you need 14 strength.  If you don't wear the armor or use the weapon, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2.  You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time.
3.  You must apply to both sides.  This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4.  In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle.  I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events."  There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1.  Bring a full load out every life.  There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry a full set of armor, and THE MYSTERY WEAPON.  Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2.  No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns.  The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time.  Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.
3.  You must fight in the designated fight area.  It will be outlined by siege ladders.
4.  Leave your ego at the door.  Most of us aren't speced for THE MYSTERY WEAPON.  A few of the participants will be.  It doesn't matter.  We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
5.  No idling or AFKing.  Be active the whole time.

BATTLE LINK: THE MOVIE
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5438

THESE PEOPLE ARE BANNED
Pinecone, Tom Cruise and Olafie. Also pernitant turtler and Dr Thunder.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: HardRice on October 11, 2013, 04:06:52 am
Wonder what THE MYSTERY WEAPON is.

Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 04:07:20 am
It could be anything.

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Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: StonedSteel on October 11, 2013, 04:17:58 am
I

CANT

FUCKING

WAIT

BUT

I

WILL

?
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Taser on October 11, 2013, 04:25:30 am
What if its the wooden stick?!

And the str requirement is a way to throw us all off?!






Conspiracy!
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: cup457 on October 11, 2013, 04:34:03 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 04:07:20 am
It could be anything.

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its probably a boat
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Taser on October 11, 2013, 04:38:27 am
Quote from: cup457 on October 11, 2013, 04:34:03 am
its probably a boat

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Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on October 11, 2013, 05:27:04 am
I say its CLEAVER!
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Malaclypse on October 11, 2013, 05:48:27 am
If it's a 14 STR requirement weapon: MAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS /hope
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 05:54:51 am
Quote from: Malaclypse on October 11, 2013, 05:48:27 am
If it's a 14 STR requirement weapon: MAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS /hope

Could be just the requirement for the armor.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: SP1N on October 11, 2013, 03:18:05 pm
Boy golly, I sure do hope it's a knockdown weapon.

(Chumbawamba theme, here we come!)

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Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Penitent on October 11, 2013, 04:12:18 pm
Hello,

It appears I am banned from this event.  I admit my performance at the last battle was inappropriate...it was just an inappropriate response by me due to IRL issues.

I've set aside time for CRPG tonight and I am hoping I can be given another chance to fully participate, and be taken off the banned list.

I'll be applying in hopes of reconciliation.
I will not disappoint.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Penitent on October 11, 2013, 05:07:09 pm
addendum:
Perhaps I could show my earnestness and good faith by making a contribution (my strat silver) to help fund future events.  Let me know!
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 11, 2013, 06:14:12 pm
In order to properly repent, you need to admit your sins.

What were you doing in the last event?

/looking forward to this and the other big strat battle tonight
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Penitent on October 11, 2013, 06:41:30 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 11, 2013, 06:14:12 pm
In order to properly repent, you need to admit your sins.

What were you doing in the last event?

/looking forward to this and the other big strat battle tonight

Please Cracka, do not make me recount the vile acts of inequity committed on the battlefield...but if I must, very well.

I did most in-honorably leach on the field of arbalests and valor.  I was unable to keep actively playing, and the lure of tasty XP was too much of a temptation for me.  Even worse, because I was ashamed of my actions, I hid.  Behind a tree.

I renounce this act, vow to amend my life, and do injustice no more.

(Btw, I was already accepted to the battle, so it looks like the powers that be are gracious.  Thanks, and I'm looking forward to it too!)
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 11, 2013, 06:47:40 pm
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Raptor jesus forgives you
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Penitent on October 11, 2013, 10:53:40 pm
OK, I'm taken off the battle now for some reason.  Please advise.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Turkhammer on October 12, 2013, 02:04:05 am
Any TS3 Channels set up for this?
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Keshian on October 12, 2013, 02:46:29 am
voice.freecompanies.net
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Malaclypse on October 12, 2013, 02:47:22 am
Ping's spiking and I'm gonna bail for the night, so I retracted. Also I don't really need EXP (never planning on getting to 36). Have fun fellas, let those of us who can't make it know what the mystery weepons were!
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Lemon on October 12, 2013, 04:00:41 am
Good fight today, kinda bad compared to arb but it had okay exp.
grats to voe for that super gay ultimate my old friend top board score


also- it was heavy lance
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 12, 2013, 04:08:33 am
That one was less fun, I think everyone agrees.  However, we did save some tickets there, so we should be able to have another one maybe Monday or Tuesday.  There is now enough -2 armor to explore more options in weaponry.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: KaleLord on October 12, 2013, 04:11:11 am
I think there needs to be more rule enforcement. Such as when the arena was up, there was a shit ton of guys fighting on the outside.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 12, 2013, 04:12:34 am
Well, team 2 was retarded and didn't build their own forward spawn, so that caused a lot of problems.  Also the map was really hilly with no flat parts, which made the arena section suck.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: StonedSteel on October 12, 2013, 05:25:05 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on October 12, 2013, 04:08:33 am
That one was less fun, I think everyone agrees.

? i dont agree, i had the most fun in this one i think, rondels being a close second
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Sharpe on October 12, 2013, 05:27:39 am
Most fun in strat I've had in awhile.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: kasMVC on October 12, 2013, 11:42:42 pm
Teams were unfair. The only joy I got out of that battle was beating people one on one who clearly had polearm proficiency.
Title: Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
Post by: Artyem on October 13, 2013, 03:00:47 am
If you guys need another TS, you're fully welcome to use the Dracul Strategus battles channel:

198.211.124.245