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Title: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 10:58:46 pm
After my last post I decided polls are pretty fun. Incoming poll. I hope it has a fair amount of answers by the time I come back.

Holy fuck it took like 7 minutes to write all those names, if anyone is going to bitch that someone good isn't on there you can go ahead and suck my fat GOBBLIN cock because I am not taking the time to write anymore names.

Theres 70 fucking names on there, I'll be surprised if anyone fucking votes its such an overwhelming list of pure fucking autism.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Bjord on October 10, 2013, 11:16:40 pm
were europ???
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 11:17:19 pm
Quote from: Bjord on October 10, 2013, 11:16:40 pm
were europ???

Make your own thread. Thats just like you Yuropoors to ask an American to accommodate you.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Bjord on October 10, 2013, 11:18:06 pm
but amerik is cule.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 10, 2013, 11:22:08 pm
I pick Huey six times and Chucky once.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Bjord on October 10, 2013, 11:28:07 pm
Smoothrich and Anders for entertainment, the rest for skill;
Allers
Kaoklai
Cyranule
ROHYPNOL
San
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: cup457 on October 10, 2013, 11:33:00 pm
what the fuck? you link this to me but i am not even included? how dare you
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 11:35:15 pm
PLEASE NOTE: ADDITIONAL VOTE OPTIONS ADDED BECAUSE SPERGS BITCHED AND WHINED ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE LIST.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Goretooth on October 11, 2013, 12:00:15 am
Quote from: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 10, 2013, 11:35:15 pm
PLEASE NOTE: ADDITIONAL VOTE OPTIONS ADDED BECAUSE SPERGS BITCHED AND WHINED ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE LIST.
list that list  :twisted:
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Varadin on October 11, 2013, 12:12:00 am
Most of them
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: StonedSteel on October 11, 2013, 01:34:48 am


Rohypnol
 
Leman_Russ
 
Allers
   
Aldogalus

Lumetta

Kesh




Poll is seriously flawed

If Knightmare_ \ Horror was on the list i would vote him 7 times

easy
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Matey on October 11, 2013, 01:47:44 am
someone voted for me... poll is lies. I'm a bad strat merc 50% of the time, a good one 40% of the time and really useful 10% of the time... How do I get voted?! especially since the 10% useful doesn't mean i got a good kdr!

p.s. i too looked for knightmare. I also looked for Desire. reliable Crossbros are always great to have on your side!
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 11, 2013, 01:52:35 am
Quote from: Matey on October 11, 2013, 01:47:44 am
someone voted for me... poll is lies. I'm a bad strat merc 50% of the time, a good one 40% of the time and really useful 10% of the time... How do I get voted?! especially since the 10% useful doesn't mean i got a good kdr!

p.s. i too looked for knightmare. I also looked for Desire. reliable Crossbros are always great to have on your side!

ME!!!!!!!!!

Also, who the HELL voted for me? At best I'm a good engineer, decent shielder(except on flat maps with a horse and GL!)
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Duster on October 11, 2013, 02:15:57 am
ITT:
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Also, surprised Bonsai doesn't have more votes. Literally the best war advisor/utility player you could have on the roster, period. He is also a fucking master of 2d poles.

But honestly, I'd want almost all of these mercs, I've seen most of these players on top of the board on several strat battles.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Sir_Firebus on October 11, 2013, 02:17:12 am
I can't even vote for myself lol
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 11, 2013, 02:21:02 am
Quote from: Duster on October 11, 2013, 02:15:57 am
ITT:
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Also, surprised Bonsai doesn't have more votes. Literally the best war advisor/utility player you could have on the roster, period. He is also a fucking master of 2d poles.

But honestly, I'd want almost all of these mercs, I've seen most of these players on top of the board on several strat battles.

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No Seriously, who voted me?
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Taser on October 11, 2013, 04:00:35 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on October 11, 2013, 02:21:02 am
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No Seriously, who voted me?

No gay porn or lulzy tabs?

I am disappoint.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Malgalad on October 11, 2013, 04:44:00 am
 :!: LL_greatsage
 :wink: jack1_of_frisia
 :D Panda
 :arrow: myself
 :idea: Sandersson_of_Frisia
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: kasMVC on October 11, 2013, 05:03:35 am
I only voted for myself but in hindsight I would like to mention Sauce in the tops
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Keshian on October 11, 2013, 05:14:09 am
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton
Huey_TK_Newton

Also, where is Knightmare?
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on October 11, 2013, 08:27:51 am
Arrowaine
Sandersson
bagge
Chucky
Phantasmal
San
dreadnok

PS: Where is Rhalzo? I'd like my team to have a positive attitude.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Bjord on October 11, 2013, 09:19:43 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on October 11, 2013, 02:21:02 am
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No Seriously, who voted me?

I did. Because SOAP. And Smoothrich and you in one TeamSpeak, I would pay to listen to the obvious outcome of that.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Artyem on October 11, 2013, 09:32:32 am
I complained that I wasn't on there, and then I voted for Kesh and nobody else.

But if Rhalzo was on there I'd definitely pick him, he raises morale like no other.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: bagge on October 11, 2013, 09:52:24 am
So many names, but I'd prefer if all the good xbowers would be on my team so I don't get oneshot 24/7
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 11, 2013, 09:57:52 am
Rhalzo
Smoothrich
Havelle
OILCAN
Bitchyouaint
o_0
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Canary on October 11, 2013, 12:30:01 pm
Abstaining from vote because you're not doing a great job without Rhalzo on there.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Jack1 on October 11, 2013, 01:25:38 pm
As long as I'm doing better than cikel.

Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 11, 2013, 03:57:17 pm
Please fix the poll.  There is no option for me, and then there are other options.  Please fix this glaring oversight.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Rhuarc91 on October 11, 2013, 04:16:12 pm
Quote from: Canary on October 11, 2013, 12:30:01 pm
Abstaining from vote because you're not doing a great job without Rhalzo on there.
agreed
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Mae. on October 11, 2013, 07:14:40 pm
pshhh bonsai i want a duel for best 2d pole, first off its def Voester and 2nd I whip that ass all day with stab chamber.. so i bid to you, sir.. 'come at me bro'
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Malaclypse on October 11, 2013, 11:03:21 pm
Went with:

ROHYPNOL
Allers
San
Canary
Kaoklai
Sauce
Arowaine

Pretty surprised Sauce hasn't gotten more love. I'd vote for Huey but I'm glad he doesn't play anymore, good on him (thup), and I don't miss getting TK'd by a couched lance at mach one... okay, I kind of do.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 11, 2013, 11:10:37 pm
Why am I Pepe Le Pew's only dick-rider? The dude goes at least 1:1 on the most brutal of castle attacks (as a polearm nonetheless) and over 3.5:1 generally in field battles or village fights.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Rhalzo on October 12, 2013, 12:13:09 am
Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 12, 2013, 12:47:41 am
Quote from: Rhalzo on October 12, 2013, 12:13:09 am
Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.

This list has a phenomenally high teamwork-friendship quotient.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Aderyn on October 12, 2013, 01:29:28 am
I realized after looking at the list there is like only 1-2 NA archers on there. xD
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: ArysOakheart on October 12, 2013, 06:32:28 am
You should add Luk_Astralis, he's pretty darn good. Though you'd have to bribe him with your naked toon in Mortal Online to get him to play cRPG again.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Rhalzo on October 12, 2013, 08:31:27 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 12, 2013, 12:47:41 am
Quote from: Rhalzo on October 12, 2013, 12:13:09 am
Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.
This list has a phenomenally high teamwork-friendship quotient.

I have certain people that I like to fight around. We've fought in many battles together and bled pixel blood together. So we have a sort of a bond I guess. (No offense to anyone that I haven't had the honor of fighting alongside as much as these folks)

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Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Latvian on October 12, 2013, 09:01:22 am
ken 456 all the way baby
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Socks on October 12, 2013, 10:08:02 pm
lol ken456_the_grey fucking hacking accounts LOLOLOL

any way CONQUEEFADOR SNIPA OF THE MDEVUIL AGE OF OUR TIME
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Scervo on October 12, 2013, 10:16:42 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 11, 2013, 11:10:37 pm
Why am I Pepe Le Pew's only dick-rider?

Pepe is quite underrated, I think he's one of the best 2d polearmers.

I voted for San; I don't think I noticed that you could vote more than once.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: adieumnode on October 13, 2013, 01:36:43 am
~vote for the best crpg player this side of the atlantic~

(also lol kaoklai only has 8 votes what bad opinions)

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Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 13, 2013, 01:38:18 am
Quote from: adieumnode on October 13, 2013, 01:36:43 am
~vote for the best crpg player this side of the atlantic~

(also lol kaoklai only has 8 votes what bad opinions)

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badplayer bestplayer
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Bryggan on October 13, 2013, 05:54:07 pm
I'm sure the first thing we all noticed about BADPLAYER's lists is that I'm not in any of those games.  Coincidence?  Probably, as I usually only play weekends.

Still, I could take SS's of all the times I topped the lists, and provided I'm sober I usually am near the top after a couple warm up rounds.  But I also find I'm pretty bad at Strat.  Not really sure why.  Too much pressure to do good?  Afraid to take risks cuz its not my tickets getting killed?  I seem to turtle till the crush throughs get me.

I still find it amazing that those players listed are so consistently good.  Perfect timing and they never miss or waste a hit, and they're never stupid enough to let themselves get surrounded.  I never feel bad when I get killed by this 'hero' class.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Spurdospera on October 13, 2013, 07:10:01 pm
adieumnode and POOP Y U NO SPOILER?
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Phantasmal on October 14, 2013, 04:33:47 am
I will state my choices:

Rohypnol and Leman: Both do amazing as melee in strat battles and are always near the top of the boards.
Sanderson and Bonsai: Good utility players and are both great battle commanders. Both are good at melee as well as engineering.
Dbrookz: For sniping those pesky ranged players.
San: Because he is San.
Bagge: Great player and probably the best archer on both sides of the pond.
Honorable mentions: Rhalzo, if I could change the poll and pick him over bagge I would, my team needs a positive attitude and I like being told that we are all doing a great job (even when we are certainly not doing a great job).
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: no_rules_just_play on October 14, 2013, 06:11:38 am
lol ken456 is blacklisted on coalition battles :D
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Inglorious on October 14, 2013, 09:29:43 am
Arrowaine - Spamitar
Bonsai - Utility and Anti-cav
Internet Explorer - Cav special ops [seriously how does he pull half the shit he does?]
Leman - Steamin Leman
Rhalzo - His morale boosting quote "You guys are doing a great job" puts ire into my heart
Rohypnol - Easily IMO the scariest oponent when he puts effort into a fight
San - Sanbot


I'm also surprised by Bonsai hasn't got more love. He doesn't read forums anymore much, but I'm sure he'd have a good .gif for the challenges made by mae. He's not much for e-peen stoking, and that's why I like/respect him. Give him a polearm and a few hundred horses to fight, he gets a hard on enough with that alone.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 14, 2013, 09:38:48 am
Quote from: IngloriouslyBad on October 14, 2013, 09:29:43 am
Arrowaine - Spamitar
Bonsai - Utility and Anti-cav
Internet Explorer - Cav special ops [seriously how does he pull half the shit he does?]
Leman - Steamin Leman
Rhalzo - His morale boosting quote "You guys are doing a great job" puts ire into my heart
Rohypnol - Easily IMO the scariest oponent when he puts effort into a fight
San - Sanbot


I'm also surprised by Bonsai hasn't got more love. He doesn't read forums anymore much, but I'm sure he'd have a good .gif for the challenges made by mae. He's not much for e-peen stoking, and that's why I like/respect him. Give him a polearm and a few hundred horses to fight, he gets a hard on enough with that alone.

He's an un-sung hero, that man. My vote that went to Huey should have gone to him.
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: En_Dotter on October 14, 2013, 10:18:06 am
That poll is invalid... I dont see my name there...
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Heibai on October 14, 2013, 03:59:49 pm
Quote from: En_Dotter on October 14, 2013, 10:18:06 am
That poll is invalid... I dont see my name there...

How dare they... NA meanies!  :(
Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Jack1 on October 14, 2013, 04:19:53 pm
Quote from: Heibai on October 14, 2013, 03:59:49 pm
How dare they... NA meanies!  :(

EU fgts.

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Title: Re: What mercenaries do you most want on your team? Biggest E-dick poll of all time
Post by: Teeth on October 14, 2013, 04:36:16 pm
Quote from: adieumnode on October 13, 2013, 01:36:43 am
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Get on my level bro

Also, why am I not on the list, I am officially the best player of Kentucky after all.
Quote from: dynamike on July 23, 2012, 11:47:03 pm
Kentucky: SgtTeeth