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Title: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 06:23:32 am
PROPER DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST                     THE FCC SCUM

These my old friends hide in their castles like ugly pussys waiting to get fucked up. The Saxons are coming from the east and are taking over the lands of the FCC.

Surrender now or be forever slaughtered by the hordes of the Rape Raiders.

Time for the role-play.

     The night was dark, Gandalf was returning from a previous victory over a FCC scout. While on his ways a messenger told him of a victory that he was not expecting.
        "Mi'Lord, a FCC army has gained victory over a new garrisoning castle. I have prepared troops for the raiders coming from the seas."
      Surprised Gandalf called on his General Doipyhoof to muster troops and prepare for a campaign.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 08, 2013, 06:26:21 am
While I approve of the activities of slaughtering FCC scum,

3.5/10 post, apply yourself.

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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Keshian on October 08, 2013, 06:27:01 am
Yawn.  Been there, done that.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 07:01:51 am
Listen up cock breath, you're about to get fucked up. I know you've been fucked up before but not as bad as this. Prepare to be kicked out of strat.

A friendly gesture made me be watched please know admins I love Kesh so much I will rid him from strat.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 07:03:03 am
While I approve of the activities of slaughtering FCC scum,

3.5/10 post, apply yourself.

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I applied a extra 5 mins do I get a 7.5 now?
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 08, 2013, 07:05:40 am
What sound does an owl make?
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: BoneSaw on October 08, 2013, 07:46:18 am
Who actually declares war on FCC anymore? Way too 2012.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Matey on October 08, 2013, 08:13:05 am
Not to be rude... actually... Yes to be rude: No one knows who you are and no one cares; please suicide your troops in an orderly fashion and exit stage left.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Artyem on October 08, 2013, 08:31:06 am
Listen up cock breath, you're about to get fucked up. I know you've been fucked up before but not as bad as this. Prepare to be kicked out of strat. No life whore...

Geez, somebody hit the angst pipe a little too hard today.  And while the sentiment of declaring war is certainly appreciated by the community, your thread is rather lackluster, is it really that hard to use proper formatting?
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: ShiftKnife on October 08, 2013, 08:49:20 am
You try your hardest to be Saxton, Gandalf. You even named your clan after him.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: BaleOhay on October 08, 2013, 01:20:35 pm
Better clans have tried and we are still here.


I will leave you with these words of wisdom from the poet Axl Rose who writes about what it is like marching into FCC lands

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down-HA!
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Jack1 on October 08, 2013, 01:35:55 pm
Gandalf- "YOU SHITS BETTER BE READY FOR THIS RAPE TRAIN"

FCC- *yawn*

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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Bjord on October 08, 2013, 01:39:57 pm
Considering his clan is named "Saxons of Serenity(wtf is a saxon of serenity?)", this thread is not surprising at all.

Textbook try-hard attempt, to be honest.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Malaclypse on October 08, 2013, 01:48:05 pm
What sound does an owl make?
a screech (http://www.learner.org/jnorth/sounds/Owl_Barred_Baby.mp3)
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: dynamike on October 08, 2013, 03:29:21 pm
dynamike was browsing the diplomacy section when he stumbled upon this thread. Reading the words war, FCC and scum he immediately... ooooh look, cat pics!
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 08, 2013, 03:43:32 pm
yeah more battles.

and likely lots of warnings gonna be issued.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Bjord on October 08, 2013, 03:45:34 pm
yh gd post man cnt w8 4 btl
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Pistachio on October 08, 2013, 04:26:54 pm
You try your hardest to be Saxton, Gandalf. You even named your clan after him.
Not even going to lie, its true. He only has a 1k army though.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 08, 2013, 06:17:29 pm
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me.

- Rick Nielsen

Space, the Final Frontier
These are the voyagers of the star-ship Enterprise
Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations,
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
COME ON AND SLAM IF YOU WANT TO JAM
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Mae. on October 08, 2013, 07:10:47 pm
Space, the Final Frontier
These are the voyagers of the star-ship Enterprise
Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations,
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
COME ON AND SLAM IF YOU WANT TO JAM

i just want to like this over and over again
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Socks on October 08, 2013, 10:53:34 pm
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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 09, 2013, 02:07:18 am
After reading the wonderful posts from the FCC vassals, I have to wonder why most people think my clan name had any thing to do with Saxton, He is in no relevant point to the Saxons of the Germanic Tribes. I did join Saxton for a week to learn the ways of trade. Not to make a faction after him.

Saxons were raiders, they are also a confederation of Germanic tribes on the North German Plain, some of whom conquered large parts of Great Britain in the early Middle Ages and formed part of the merged group of Anglo-Saxons that would eventually carve out the first united Kingdom of England.

I thought this suited me quite well, nothing to do with a scared diplomatic guy named Saxton.

For most factions they started off new, and for people to keep saying "who are you" doesn't make much difference to the fact that I am at war with a my old friend nurturing clan.

This sentence is noted to Pistachio which is like every other FCC vassal hiding in their castle.

You kicked me out for reasons of being curious of the Strategus Map, I say for this thank you, it helped me explore more to this game then staying in a castle farming troops for you.

For all others that don't know I am playing strat to gain XP like everyone else. I don't care for the long waiting on the map and endless trading but to later on give you all the XP that you want. If you do not like the Saxons it's fine, but know that will most likely not give you the best chance to gain XP. So if you all hang in there and stop starting Drama on forums it would be much appreciated.

To Kesh,
             I don't honestly hate you, I just have fun with words and making your life more enjoyable. Hope to see you on the battle field. :)
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 09, 2013, 02:15:12 am
Considering his clan is named "Saxons of Serenity(wtf is a saxon of serenity?)", this thread is not surprising at all.

Textbook try-hard attempt, to be honest.
(often capital) a title of honour used of certain royal personages: preceded by his, her, etc.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Matey on October 09, 2013, 02:18:18 am


 So if you all hang in there and stop starting Drama on forums it would be much appreciated.



Coming from the guy who started a drama thread on the forums >.>
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: DaruviansUnmutedAccount on October 09, 2013, 02:19:20 am
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IN HIS UNENDING CONQUEST OF NA TO PURIFY IT OF GAY SHIT,
THE GOBBLIN KING
HEREBY ANNEXES THIS THREAD AS PART OF THE PURIFICATION PROCESS

https://soundcloud.com/drofnasleinad/r0cket-sauce-jam-trek-the-next

https://soundcloud.com/serotoneuk/u-cant-slam-this

https://soundcloud.com/jgfrierson/thriftslam


YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 09, 2013, 02:33:07 am
Coming from the guy who started a drama thread on the forums >.>
I don't belive I did, I stated what went on and how it ill go on no comment about it. You are starting drama so please stop on this thread.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Matey on October 09, 2013, 02:44:50 am
I don't belive I did, I stated what went on and how it ill go on no comment about it. You are starting drama so please stop on this thread.

ur dum
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on October 09, 2013, 02:48:45 am
ur dum
God damnit this will turn into a 5 year old feud

ur dumer
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: dynamike on October 09, 2013, 06:20:09 am
After reading the wonderful posts from the FCC vassals, I have to wonder why most people think my clan name had any thing to do with Saxton, He is in no relevant point to the Saxons of the Germanic Tribes. I did join Saxton for a week to learn the ways of trade. Not to make a faction after him.

Saxons were raiders, they are also a confederation of Germanic tribes on the North German Plain, some of whom conquered large parts of Great Britain in the early Middle Ages and formed part of the merged group of Anglo-Saxons that would eventually carve out the first united Kingdom of England.

I thought this suited me quite well, nothing to do with a scared diplomatic guy named Saxton.

For most factions they started off new, and for people to keep saying "who are you" doesn't make much difference to the fact that I am at war with a my old friend nurturing clan.

This sentence is noted to Pistachio which is like every other FCC vassal hiding in their castle.

You kicked me out for reasons of being curious of the Strategus Map, I say for this thank you, it helped me explore more to this game then staying in a castle farming troops for you.

For all others that don't know I am playing strat to gain XP like everyone else. I don't care for the long waiting on the map and endless trading but to later on give you all the XP that you want. If you do not like the Saxons it's fine, but know that will most likely not give you the best chance to gain XP. So if you all hang in there and stop starting Drama on forums it would be much appreciated.

To Kesh,
             I don't honestly hate you, I just have fun with words and making your life more enjoyable. Hope to see you on the battle field. :)

You put the DICK in contradicktion, mate.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on October 09, 2013, 07:02:03 am
Poor FCC... they even have the unknowns declaring war on them. Do you guys have secret concentration camps or something...

Good luck though Saxons! This war has been going on for a while, so don't expect to turn any tides.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: StonedSteel on October 09, 2013, 05:58:44 pm


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pfff

fucking renown hacker
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Scervo on October 12, 2013, 07:19:45 pm
Saxons have 10 members... none of which are even the slightest bit skilled... Good luck "slaughtering" the biggest faction in c-rpg, bud
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 12, 2013, 07:20:44 pm
Saxons have 10 members... none of which are even the slightest bit skilled... Good luck "slaughtering" the biggest clan in c-rpg, bud

You calling Kesh fat, brah?
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Osiris on October 12, 2013, 07:30:06 pm
There are saxons in merica? Get your asses back to the homeland! Wessex will aid you!
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Voncrow on October 12, 2013, 09:01:38 pm
There are saxons in merica? Get your asses back to the homeland! Wessex will aid you!

If you're willing to take them, be our guest. Get em out of here.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: njames89 on October 12, 2013, 09:21:57 pm
James noticed some communications on his desk relayed from somewhere distant in the realm. Someone was attacking FCC it seemed. Hardly news worthy of a runner. Among the communications was a strange music emitting device. Upon investigation it became apparent the device was of gobblin construction. It began playing hellish noise, the like of which James had never heard. Sick twisted gobblin beats.

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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Bjord on October 12, 2013, 09:29:06 pm
If you're willing to take them, be our guest. Get em out of here.

No, we don't need any serene Saxons.

On second thought, check with Iceland, though. They might need one or two for human sacrifice to invoke the mercy of Eyjafjallajökull. We'd all benefit from that.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on October 13, 2013, 01:16:59 am
Time to get this thread back on topic. I noticed several times that people have asked, what types of sounds to owls make? Well, it depends on the owl. Yes, some do screech, like this barn owl for example.


However, if you take the Pygmy Owl, tickling will produce a very different sound. 


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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Bittersteel on October 13, 2013, 02:04:22 am
No, we don't need any serene Saxons.

On second thought, check with Iceland, though. They might need one or two for human sacrifice to invoke the mercy of Eyjafjallajökull. We'd all benefit from that.


I've been watching your profile pic for like 5 minutes now. Just like i sat and watched the crotch of the agent from that 90's show with the talking car.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 13, 2013, 02:19:21 am
Time to get this thread back on topic. I noticed several times that people have asked, what types of sounds to owls make? Well, it depends on the owl. Yes, some do screech, like this barn owl for example.

However, if you take the Pygmy Owl, tickling will produce a very different sound.

This has been a public service message courtesy of the Warriors of the First Age (WFA).

Did anyone ask, besides me?
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: StonedSteel on October 13, 2013, 04:54:38 pm
James noticed some communications on his desk relayed from somewhere distant in the realm. Someone was attacking FCC it seemed. Hardly news worthy of a runner. Among the communications was a strange music emitting device. Upon investigation it became apparent the device was of gobblin construction. It began playing hellish noise, the like of which James had never heard. Sick twisted gobblin beats.


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Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on October 13, 2013, 05:52:10 pm
Did anyone ask, besides me?

I might have exaggerated slightly... still at least the community is better informed now.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 13, 2013, 06:29:29 pm
I might have exaggerated slightly... still at least the community is better informed now.

Oh.  The answer I was fishing for was "whoooooo?"
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Keshian on November 05, 2013, 01:10:52 pm
Damn you guys really know how to fuck us up!  Please stop attacking us - we surrender already!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5708 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5708)
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on November 06, 2013, 01:57:37 am
Doipy was not in the right stage of thinking. Next battle will come along and more XP from it. I dont see why you guys are persistent in acknowledging facts that have already happened. So if you don't have that much off a social appearance (said in a very formal way) to come on a forum where people post things about the game and not to attempt an insult.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Kalam on November 06, 2013, 03:40:22 am
It's when they hit the fire that they smell the worst. Kalam wrinkled his nose, hands on his hips. They were trussed up like chattel, leading toward the tunnel in the side of the hill. It was cold enough for him be wrapped up in the furs that Gmnotutoo bought him, but they were not afforded clothing.

It needed to be done.

If these...people were not herded and separated away from the rest of the citizens, they would cause trouble. He closed his eyes. A necessary evil. He'd already had to kill one escapee with his own hands today. Wouldn't want an escape. Wouldn't want someone telling the international community about what they were doing here. There was a letter from the south suggesting that a man named Martin had already hinted at this.

Kalam turned to the nearest guard. "Hey you. Get me a quill and some vellum. We're going to invite the international community to this town. We're going to prove that there's nothing fishy going on here. Make sure the last of prisoners are incinerated. We need to bury this..."

He wrinkled his nose again. It smelled like rotting turtles. "...deep!"
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Lemon on November 06, 2013, 03:51:45 am
Can we excommunicate these nerds along with LL from strat? No one cares about them, they are simply a VERY minor thorn in the side of a much larger clan.. so minor it doesn't hurt.. kinda tickles. It flatters you that they even bother to spend countless hours on you.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Chosen1 on November 06, 2013, 06:14:49 am
Can we excommunicate these nerds along with LL from strat? No one cares about them, they are simply a VERY minor thorn in the side of a much larger clan.. so minor it doesn't hurt.. kinda tickles. It flatters you that they even bother to spend countless hours on you.

Damn you guys really know how to fuck us up!  Please stop attacking us - we surrender already!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5708 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5708)

What dick-ish posts. Are they not allowed to have fun? It's just a video game, nerds.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Keshian on November 06, 2013, 09:35:34 am
What dick-ish posts. Are they not allowed to have fun? It's just a video game, nerds.

Aren't you banned yet for intentionally team killing FCC guys in-game.  Its just a game guy.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Chosen1 on November 07, 2013, 01:12:09 am
LOL.. yep, I teamkilled that guy for being an asshole. It was fun. That's already done with, is that your best response?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: StonedSteel on November 07, 2013, 03:27:51 am
I wont make 2 mistakes. So please enjoy your "big victory" while you still can.

gf
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Voncrow on November 07, 2013, 03:29:53 am
Keep up the good work. We all did get some good xp from that.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: PsychoTwins on November 07, 2013, 03:30:58 am
What dick-ish posts. Are they not allowed to have fun? It's just a video game, nerds.

It seems like you just got banned because of some FCC guy and to retaliate you came here and flamed. Not cool man. (It also makes you look like the mad one tbh)
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Chosen1 on November 07, 2013, 03:44:20 am
You don't know what you are talking about.. I made that post before I was banned.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: PsychoTwins on November 07, 2013, 03:53:04 am
You don't know what you are talking about.. I made that post before I was banned.

Ban Chosen1_of_Frisia
« on: November 05, 2013, 06:18:07 pm »

Posted by: Chosen1
« on: November 05, 2013, 11:14:49 pm »

Ill rephrase; You came here after you saw the ban request from the FCC.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Malaclypse on November 07, 2013, 03:55:11 am
That shows when a ban thread was made, not when dude looked at it. His first post in the ban thread is seven minutes after the one he made here.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: PsychoTwins on November 07, 2013, 03:58:28 am
That shows when a ban thread was made, not when dude looked at it. His first post in the ban thread is seven minutes after the one he made here.

Hmm you are right, just looked like too much of a coincidence for me.

Also, well played.
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Scervo on November 07, 2013, 04:00:30 am
1.) Chosen1 being banned is totally irrelevant to this thread

2.) lol saxons
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: Stabb on November 07, 2013, 08:57:15 pm
I can't wait to see their attack attempt Part 2! See you soon Saxony <3
Title: Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
Post by: GandalfJr on November 08, 2013, 02:22:28 am
Keep up the good work. We all did get some good xp from that.
That's what we're here for!