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Title: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Relit on October 02, 2013, 03:04:41 am
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To start off I would like to explain what Fimbulvetr was. Originally it was planned as a way for Raven to have a strong, ally with very active members. For Dracul it was a means to a end, they wanted to be a more active participant in strat. And for Frisia it was all about looks. They loved the way Raven's/Dracul's collective ass looked in jeans.

After a very short time together in Fimbulvetr, we realized that we all had very different outlooks on what CRPG and Strat meant for each of us. Back then I believe we did not fully understand each other and so it led to problems. Various members had problems with other members and it snowballed into a serious problem. The way we, as a group, handled it near the end was not the best. So we broke apart, always eyeing each other and always willing to talk or even help out.

Its been a few months and over these months the members of Frisia, Dracul and Raven have grown much closer than we ever were under Fimbulvetr. No longer do we meet to discuss plans as just allies but as friends, who enjoy this ridiculous game together.

And so it is my distinct pleasure to announce a new strat merger: The Central Confederacy

Instead of taking up the name Fimbulvetr again, which was named entirely around Raven's RP theme, this time we are keeping it simple and something that represents us all as equals.

The Central Confederacy also claims all current Dracul, Frisia, and Raven fiefs. Every one.

A word to all Factions in the short term: While we are forming our new strat faction if you attack Dracul, Frisia or Raven, you declare war on us all. Starting today, we officially are one faction.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 02, 2013, 03:21:57 am
The Central Confederacy also claims all current Dracul, Frisia, and Raven fiefs. Every one.

So, wait...that means you're inheriting the war against FCC then?

Also, I'll change this to Central Confederacy on KD listings. DO you want me to merge your factions KDRs or go new?
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Relit on October 02, 2013, 03:24:07 am
So, wait...that means you're inheriting the war against FCC then?

Also, I'll change this to Central Confederacy on KD listings. DO you want me to merge your factions KDRs or go new?

New is fine.

Regarding any current war our member factions have: The wars are over. But we claim any land that is currently held by the 3 factions. its up to FCC to decide if they want war with us. Or not. Ball is in their court.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Artyem on October 02, 2013, 03:36:35 am
It is signed.

I can only approved.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 02, 2013, 03:39:14 am
Every day that we've been apart, a small piece of my heart has withered away. Now those parts can begin to bloom anew, in all their homoerotic glory.

Long live the confederacy.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: cup457 on October 02, 2013, 03:40:57 am
The Cup empire is growing, soon we shall rise, soon.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Matey on October 02, 2013, 03:54:15 am
Congrats on rekindling your man-love for one another, I wish you all the best and ZERO babies. I'll have more to say in the future after we have had more time to discuss the RAMifications of this new (old) union.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Jack1 on October 02, 2013, 04:17:36 am
The Frisian freedom faction's phallus has felt its final phases and is no more. Dracula dong desinigrated into daffodils. Ravens erection has reversed into its rectum.  Now comes the time for the central confederacy's cock to coordinate young homosexuals everywhere to accept the reality: something's fucky.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 02, 2013, 04:38:26 am
The Frisian freedom faction's phallus has felt its final phases and is no more. Dracula dong desinigrated into daffodils. Ravens erection has reversed into its rectum.  Now comes the time for the central confederacy's cock to coordinate young homosexuals everywhere to accept the reality: something's fucky.

what the fuck
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 02, 2013, 05:02:04 am
So, wait...that means you're inheriting the war against FCC then?

Also, I'll change this to Central Confederacy on KD listings. DO you want me to merge your factions KDRs or go new?

Please keep archives of our individual KD listings, and start a new faction for us now. Thanks.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: HarryCrumb on October 02, 2013, 07:59:11 am
fk dracul
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: SP1N on October 02, 2013, 08:43:15 am
My eyes swell with tears
as this beautiful man-love
blossoms once again.



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Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Jack1 on October 02, 2013, 01:31:08 pm
what the fuck

It makes more sence when you just don't think about it. Anyways, I was thinking about making a RP about hunting down children untill I saw the Frisian symbol in the sky(a penis shaped beacon) but I just decided to do the thing that made little to no sence.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Necrorave on October 02, 2013, 03:33:49 pm
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Am I doing this right?
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Turboflex on October 02, 2013, 03:56:32 pm
For the record I preferred "DFRC' aka Dracul-Frisia-Ravens Confederacy aka Democratic Fgts Republic of Corea.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Equal on October 02, 2013, 05:25:50 pm
raw raw fite da powa

the south will rise again
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: cup457 on October 02, 2013, 08:28:21 pm
dracul sucks
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: The Last Ironside REDGAR on October 02, 2013, 08:31:58 pm
I approve of this alliance and wish you all the best of luck in making it work.  This is for the good of the realm; though I am not so delusional to think that anyone really cares what I think. Anyway good luck guys! I hope that this may be a new beginning to diplomacy and relations across the land.  And I do believe you may have just posed the GOBBLIN KING with a dilemma. It will be interesting to see what comes of this.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Socks on October 02, 2013, 09:50:50 pm
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To start off I would like to explain what Fimbulvetr was. Originally it was planned as a way for Raven to have a strong, ally with very active members. For Dracul it was a means to a end, they wanted to be a more active participant in strat. And for Frisia it was all about looks. They loved the way Raven's/Dracul's collective ass looked in jeans.

After a very short time together in Fimbulvetr, we realized that we all had very different outlooks on what CRPG and Strat meant for each of us. Back then I believe we did not fully understand each other and so it led to problems. Various members had problems with other members and it snowballed into a serious problem. The way we, as a group, handled it near the end was not the best. So we broke apart, always eyeing each other and always willing to talk or even help out.

Its been a few months and over these months the members of Frisia, Dracul and Raven have grown much closer than we ever were under Fimbulvetr. No longer do we meet to discuss plans as just allies but as friends, who enjoy this ridiculous game together.

And so it is my distinct pleasure to announce a new strat merger: The Central Confederacy

Instead of taking up the name Fimbulvetr again, which was named entirely around Raven's RP theme, this time we are keeping it simple and something that represents us all as equals.

The Central Confederacy also claims all current Dracul, Frisia, and Raven fiefs. Every one.

A word to all Factions in the short term: While we are forming our new strat faction if you attack Dracul, Frisia or Raven, you declare war on us all. Starting today, we officially are one faction.
No fucking way... i was stunned when i saw all ravens fiefs and shit with a different color so I went on fourms and there ya go THE NEW FIMBULVETR
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Krosis on October 02, 2013, 10:20:08 pm
I approve of this alliance and wish you all the best of luck in making it work.  This is for the good of the realm; though I am not so delusional to think that anyone really cares what I think. Anyway good luck guys! I hope that this may be a new beginning to diplomacy and relations across the land.  And I do believe you may have just posed the GOBBLIN KING with a dilemma. It will be interesting to see what comes of this.


It's funny how many people are trying to hide behind other factions to divert the attention of the ALMIGHTY GREAT GOBBLIN KING.

Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Artyem on October 03, 2013, 12:04:01 am
I supported Necrorave's suggestions:

Confederacy Under the New Triarchy

or

Confederacy Of Pinnacle States

or even Sandy's Coalition of Caring Kingdoms, but the Central Confederacy works, too.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Necrorave on October 03, 2013, 06:27:16 pm
I supported Necrorave's suggestions:

Confederacy Under the New Triarchy

or

Confederacy Of Pinnacle States

or even Sandy's Coalition of Caring Kingdoms, but the Central Confederacy works, too.

Our superior sense of humor is not what formed this Confederacy.

It was our homoerotic aura that magnetized us into each other's pants.  To become one big pair of pants.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Chosen1 on October 03, 2013, 06:48:37 pm
yay

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Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Matey on October 03, 2013, 07:01:42 pm


 Does this mean Ravens and Dracul are now fighting with Frisia against FCC? or have we all made peace with FCC?  :?

The current answer is that your coalition has unilaterally made peace with the FCC and hostilities are ended. There is some dialogue currently taking place between the FCC and the Central Confederacy in regards to some of the details of that peace.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 03, 2013, 07:13:19 pm
Artyem pls send a 1000 man plate army with only arbalests and meet me in the field or I will voice call you on Steam over and over.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 03, 2013, 09:53:44 pm
Exciting shit.
The dynamic love triangle is back in action.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Deltah on October 04, 2013, 12:52:54 am
I, as the regal ASS PRINCE of the Dragoni Of Valahia, fully endorse this new faction, and I will gladly testify this in a court of LAW.
I will even go as far as to put my royal stamp of approval on this.
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P.S.
The faction's name should still be TALON.
Whoever wasn't cool enough to agree on that is going to get a harsh reprimand from my cult of frog worshiping hipsters.

P.P.S.
Fuck ravens.

P.P.P.S.
BRING ME THAT ASS.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 04, 2013, 01:37:10 am
Quote
P.S.
The faction's name should still be TALON.
Whoever wasn't cool enough to agree on that is going to get a harsh reprimand from my cult of frog worshiping hipsters.

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Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 04, 2013, 03:16:35 am
Congratulations! I think it would have been better had it been called "Electric Boogaloo" but you can't get everything you want, and most of the time you only get half of what you need. Which reminds me... anyone want to have hot gay man sex with me? It's been like 3 months! Oh god wait... 4 months!
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Deltah on October 04, 2013, 03:26:43 am
You know what, Sandy?
Apart from this heinous act, you still happen to owe me a bed time story.
Pizza guy, my clan's attorney, is due back in crpg next week.
I'll see you in court.
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 06, 2013, 07:54:47 am
I was informed by the mods that my post did not fit in with the rules, so I am putting in a modified version of the lyrics to be sung to the tune of the video I originally posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqCha93nBTU
Being hungry and broke I am left with no choice but to be a bard to earn food and board. Parts in parenthesis are to be sung by Relit. 

Well, the world strat is facing problems getting bigger every day,
They've got a greenhouse Gobblin Horde over texas Skot and recession's on the way,
Although people tell you that this planet's land is dying fast,
Well, I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kicking ass.

Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Kickin' ass is what we do,
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.

Well, we kicked ass in Grenada FCC lands and we kicked ass in Iraq Yruma ,
We kicked the ass out of the Diplomacy forums, now they say we've gotta kick
it back,
We'll kick the ass of cancer scurvy and we'll kick the ass of AIDS The Plague,
And as for Global WarmingLeprosy , we'll just kick ass wearing shades masks.

Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Kickin' ass is what we do,
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.

Well, you can haul your ass or shut your ass or bust an ass is fine,
And there ain't no better place to put your ass than on the line,
But if you're like us, (YEE-HAA KAA-CAW!) Thank you,
And you won't take second best,
You'll put your kickin' boots on, and kick like all the rest.
Thankyou.

(AWOOOOOOOO! SING THE SONG, Hungry!)
Title: Re: Fimbulvetr II : Electric Boogaloo
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 06, 2013, 08:57:23 am
I feel left out. Can we have a very small GOBBLIN decal added to the banner?