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Title: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on September 30, 2013, 08:00:47 pm
  This prolonged absence from crpg has brought an awakening, a divine realization if you will, that I am incomplete as a human being without my teammates.  They complete me as no one else can and the only way for me to show this great joy they give me is to show common courtesy.  It was only through a great man - a man who for many years called himself EyeBeatWomen - who obviously understands respect fro woman and teammates that I was able to remember my lessons from grade school: 1) Dont eat the crayons, 2) Don't eat the glue, 3) Dont stick scissors up your nose, 4) Don't eat electrical circuits, and of course 5) Don't kill your teammates.  Thank you so much for temporarily banning me, I have thoroughly learned my lesson and will return to respecting my teammates who I love and cherish in all their pixel glory.  Thank you man who beats women, you are obviously a great admin and I want to thank you for banning me and now unbanning me now that I have learned my lesson.  Common courtesy is to show a willingness not to teamkill or teamhit teammates no matter how often they intentionally teamhit me while the admin watches, because of course Jesus (the in-game one) taught us to turn the other cheek and love our teammates and admins no matter how they behave.  I understand courtesy now thanks to my ban - it means to love my friends' pixels as if they were my own pixels, treat their pixels as i would have my own pixels be treated, rub and massage their pixels as i would like to have my own pixels rubbed and massaged. Thank you for the ban and now I respectfully and with great courtesy ask the man who beats women to unban me for I am a reformed man.

I realized a greater part of courtesy is to follow the rules to the letter like good obedient choir boys obeying the priest's every command.  If we dont write exactly 500 words all the admins would be out of work and full anarchy would become the norm.  Tking and suicide jumping would become so rampant hat all of crpg would die off.  Therefore, we must bend over to the will of chadz as we suck the enjoyment out of crpg and give repeated courtesy to our pixel teammates over and over again.  Courtesy should be given as often as possible for without courtesy would life even be worth living.  We must give our courtesy to as many different people as possible and share all that comes out from our courtesy.  Our courtesy should make others feel good all over themselves and want more and more courtesy from us.  I want to spread my courtesy onto all the admins especially EyeBeatWomen as he obviously wants my courtesy all over him.  I am a changed man and am all too happy to provide that courtesy free of charge. I would like to say thank you again admins for helping me make this change! Can I get a witness?   Thank you all!
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on September 30, 2013, 09:11:18 pm
Beautiful, it took everything within my power to keep the tears from my eyes but I could only suppress them for so long.

10/10
Unban
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Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 30, 2013, 09:12:57 pm
10/10 would unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: JasonPastman on September 30, 2013, 09:54:14 pm
Unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 30, 2013, 10:15:20 pm
Truly touching; unban.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Sparvico on September 30, 2013, 11:05:31 pm
Smell that? Smells like... Smells like bullshit. A giant pile of bull shit.

10/10 would unban.

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Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Leman_Russ on September 30, 2013, 11:19:34 pm
I think he has learned his lesson.  A long ban due to depriving a troll of 2 minutes of play time by teamkilling seems to have changed bitch's ways. 

5/5
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Palurgee on September 30, 2013, 11:35:12 pm
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Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Keshian on September 30, 2013, 11:39:47 pm
Brilliantly eloquent - the true essence of courtesy - unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: arowaine on September 30, 2013, 11:55:15 pm
free brogan
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Buriza_do_kyanon on October 01, 2013, 12:03:46 am
Brilliantly eloquent - the true essence of courtesy - unban

Disagree.  Poorly thought out, and too many typos. 

Would vote 1 again.

I move that you perma ban.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: defodijabox on October 01, 2013, 12:11:51 am
Shed a tear, unban.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: mcdeath on October 01, 2013, 12:15:45 am
#FreeBrogan #Yolo #Swag #HeGotIt
I have known this man for only my whole time in crpg and I would say that he is worthy of an unban having learnt his lesson and thus I hereby claim that if he is not unbanned I will burn Kesh's house to the ground and then murder eyebeat. The end.






ps: Canary unban me
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Le_Mikz on October 01, 2013, 12:16:06 am
    This prolonged absence from crpg has brought an awakening, a divine realization if you will, that I am incomplete as a human being without my teammates.  They complete me as no one else can and the only way for me to show this great joy they give me is to show common courtesy.  It was only through a great man - a man who for many years called himself EyeBeatWomen - who obviously understands respect fro woman and teammates that I was able to remember my lessons from grade school: 1) Dont eat the crayons, 2) Don't eat the glue, 3) Dont stick scissors up your nose, 4) Don't eat electrical circuits, and of course 5) Don't kill your teammates.  Thank you so much for temporarily banning me, I have thoroughly learned my lesson and will return to respecting my teammates who I love and cherish in all their pixel glory.  Thank you man who beats women, you are obviously a great admin and I want to thank you for banning me and now unbanning me now that I ave learned my lesson.  Common courtesy is to show a willingness not to teamkill or teamhit teammates no matter how often they intentionally teamhit me while the admin watches, because of course Jesus (the in-game one) taught us to turn the other cheek and love our teammates and admins no matter how they behave.  I understand courtesy now thanks to my ban - it means to love my friends' pixels as if they were my own pixels, treat their pixels as i would have my own pixels be treated, rub and massage their pixels as i would like to have my own pixels rubbed and massaged.  Thank you for the ban and now I respectfully and with great courtesy ask the man who beats women to unban me for I am a reformed man.

I realized a greater part of courtesy is to follow the rules to the letter like good obedient choir boys obeying the priest's every command.  We must bend over to the will of chadz as we suck the enjoyment out of crpg and give repeated courtesy to our pixel teammates over and over again.  Courtesy should be given as often as possible for without courtesy would life even be worth living.  We must give our courtesy to as many different people as possible and share all that comes out from our courtesy.  Our courtesy should make others feel good all over themselves and want more and more courtesy from us.  Thank you.

 I vote for unban... :)
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: AshTre on October 01, 2013, 12:34:39 am
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In my professional opinion this man now knows the true meaning of cRPG. From what I have read, it seems he has paid his dues. That being said...

5/5 Unban This Man

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Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: FrugFrug on October 01, 2013, 12:44:50 am
After being bribed reading this essay, which clearly indicates this man has changed for the better, I vote for him being unbanned.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: EyeBeat on October 01, 2013, 12:49:55 am
I am not feeling it.  It is not personal enough.  I am having a hard time relating to it.  1/5  :cry:
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Canuck on October 01, 2013, 02:14:22 am
I'm sure he's got it figured out that he's in deep shit now so he'll probably be more careful in the future about doing things that admins don't like. In the end isn't that the point of unban essays anyway?

Unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: EyeBeat on October 01, 2013, 03:01:14 am
I just realized this essay is not 500 words. 
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Keshian on October 01, 2013, 03:10:14 am
I just realized this essay is not 500 words.

Did you actually count each word one by one?  How many words was it? 499?
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Muki on October 01, 2013, 03:24:58 am
Did you actually count each word one by one?  How many words was it? 499?

Not to hard to use mircosoft word to count the words for you...

It's 425
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on October 01, 2013, 03:33:21 am
I'll get an extra 75 words for you kind gentleman.  PS I thought you were better than that Muki.  Disappointed in you.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Vralek on October 01, 2013, 04:48:37 am
Unban 10 out of 10, who'll eat corndogs with me? even if they are virtual ones :(, seriously, Bitchy is one of the more fun, dynamic people here in the game it would be wrong to leave him in banland!

Chucky Tosser!
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Rainbow on October 01, 2013, 04:51:57 am
unban this man.  I don't usually comment on these but I like this guy.  he's good people.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Combaticus on October 01, 2013, 06:11:24 am
 :oops: I can't live without my homie  :oops:
5/5 Plz Unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Ryden on October 01, 2013, 06:13:17 am
Being the god-king of bans that I am, I wish you to unban this patriot. He is a beacon of hope within this lost community, the shining star in the cold nights. He is our salvation! HE IS ABOVE THE LAW......

no but srsly unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: EyeBeat on October 01, 2013, 09:03:44 am
http://www.wordcounter.net/
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Sharpe on October 01, 2013, 12:52:20 pm
Admins are just saying no, because its the complete opposite of what the community wants.

5/5 Unban this man immediately.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: dynamike on October 01, 2013, 03:43:45 pm
Being the god-king of bans that I am, I wish you to unban this patriot. He is a beacon of hope within this lost community, the shining star in the cold nights. He is our salvation! HE IS ABOVE THE LAW......

no but srsly unban

I was impartial to the topic until I heard the words of a beautiful 12 year old angel harking from high heavens in his defence.

Unban, baby jesus demands it!
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 01, 2013, 07:07:08 pm
Disagree.  Poorly thought out, and too many typos. 

Would vote 1 again.

I move that you perma ban.
There are even more than 500 words!
BITCHYOUAINT I love you, I want you to release your common courtesy all over my body, I want that sticky gooey feeling of your common courtesy drying on my face.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Austrian on October 01, 2013, 07:30:55 pm
Touching story. 5/5 would unban
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on October 01, 2013, 07:37:59 pm
I have made this 500+ words.  I love you all
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 01, 2013, 08:10:52 pm
This essay really moved me, 5/5.

I will also be treating my fellow man's pixel crack as it were my own.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 01, 2013, 10:30:13 pm
Voted 1/5 but still would unban. :D

Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on October 02, 2013, 05:41:59 am
I support thee.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: mcdeath on October 02, 2013, 06:13:51 am
If Brogan is not unbanned by sunday night I will follow through as planned.
#FreeBrogan #Yolo #Swag #HeGotIt
I have known this man for only my whole time in crpg and I would say that he is worthy of an unban having learnt his lesson and thus I hereby claim that if he is not unbanned I will burn Kesh's house to the ground and then murder eyebeat. The end.






ps: Canary unban me
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on October 03, 2013, 02:25:54 pm
Was just checking in to see where in the process we might be?  Thank you for your time!
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: EyeBeat on October 03, 2013, 02:32:58 pm
Was just checking in to see where in the process we might be?  Thank you for your time!

Pretty sure you already know since I already told you on steam.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on October 03, 2013, 02:43:28 pm
Hold on.  That's it?  I mean do I get some kinda prize for my essay!?  Hahaha
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Erasmas on October 03, 2013, 04:44:29 pm
I understand courtesy now thanks to my ban - it means to love my friends' pixels as if they were my own pixels, treat their pixels as i would have my own pixels be treated, rub and massage their pixels as i would like to have my own pixels rubbed and massaged.

Erasmas died laughing and voted 5
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Nightmare798 on October 03, 2013, 06:36:08 pm
tl:dr yawn.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 03, 2013, 07:04:35 pm
So is he unbanned or not?  Hard to tell from his last post
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Nightmare798 on October 03, 2013, 07:15:16 pm
So is he unbanned or not?  Hard to tell from his last post

to be continued...
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: bagge on October 03, 2013, 07:18:07 pm
The only essay I actually bothered to read. 5/5 good stuff.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Ganner on October 03, 2013, 07:19:36 pm
So is he unbanned or not?  Hard to tell from his last post

Essay bans usually also come with a month or so ban as well, you don't just immediately get off the hook once the essay is up.

also 4/5 would unban.
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: oralroberts on October 03, 2013, 07:40:44 pm
I've already spoke with the one that issued the ban and know how long and when I'll be unbanned.  All is good fellers.  Give complete respect to the admins for I fucked up and promise to be a changed man!  Although I do
Enjoy playing with my EU buds over there. 
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 04, 2013, 03:48:13 am
3 more hours to go! <3 FREE ORAL ROB
Title: Re: "My Teammates and Me: A Guide to Common Courtesy" UNBAN ESSAY FOR BITCHYOUAINT
Post by: EyeBeat on October 04, 2013, 07:46:14 am
Unbanned.  You can lock this.