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were you doing drugs again?
In the beginning there was nothing but Space Shaq who was quite bored with his current condition, so he decided to create the Cosmic Hoop. Once the Cosmic Hoop was created Space Shaq created Cosmic Basketballs. He used the basketballs to dunk the fuck out of that hoop, as the balls went through the hoop they were blessed with random elements and conditions. Thus was the creation of the stars and the planets. Shaq is still dunking that hoop and will continue to do so until the end of time. Butt let's focus on a special pile of balls that we like to call our Solar System. Life was starting on all of the planets you see today, except all but Earth are known to have intelligent life currently. But at the time there was the Neptunians, Martians, Mercurs, Jupituris, Prolapsis, Roundabout, and lastly the Putins... Besides Earth that is. All of these planets had dispute over which had the blessing of Space Shaq and because of that they engaged in a massive war that whipped all life except for on Earth. The reason because of this was that the Sun was one of Space Shaq's many outposts to watch over his creations, and from that station they made perfect-lifeforms to regulate Space Shaq's code. Buttguts was one of the first lifeforms from said station and was tasked with guarding earth. As he guarded Earth we was assigned to work with some other Buttins(Perfect Lifeforms). But as the war has escalated Earth was becoming more and more difficult to defend, in the process only Buttguts' was left defending because of the deaths of all of his allies. Buttguts tried his best to defend and was granted near immortality from Space Shaq because of the Sun's station becoming unable to function due to spies from other planets sabotaging the station so it could not produce anymore guards. As Buttguts was at his breaking point the other planets decided to bring out Dunkers... the ultimate weapon that is more lethal than seventeen nukes combined. At this time Earth was occupied by reptiles, Shaq still wanted to defend it. As the Dunkers were activated there was such a large effect from all of the combined forces that freezing cold air came over Earth and started the Ice Age. In the freezing Buttguts was caught up and encased in ice. An extremely long time has passed and Buttguts awoke out of a melting iceberg near Greenland, he asked the locals where is the strongest faction currently... they said the U.S.A, so Buttguts decided to travel to the U.S.A by riding the backs of Dolphins. He arrived in Florida and immediately tried to contact the officials and tell them of his important task of defending earth... they thought he was insane. So Buttguts decided to settle down and play games while watching the world age around him. -fin-
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Does space shaq meet space Kobe? Or space lebron? When does bob knight throw a space chair?No those are the holy brothers of Space Shaq, they rule their own universes.
Life on Jupiter would certainly be interesting, considering it got no surface.They are gaseous beings who can solidify if needed by compressing their atoms together.