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Title: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on September 25, 2013, 11:17:25 pm
The Regnum Novae Inquisition dictates:

For weeks dozens of infidels and sinners were kidnapped, came before us, dragged by inquisition  guilt and repentance of their sins. After hours and hours of torture of all kinds, confessions, heretics declared their guilt and pollution that Satan has spread throughout Crusader Alliance. That's why it's time to enrich at their expense, declare a holy crusade for slaughter and rape save every Christian soul that has resisted the temptation of the devil. All man and woman  who want redemption must join the holy crusade. All the heretics who repent, will be tortured and raped forgiven. Remember only God can save youkill The heretics will perish in the flames of eternal damnation . Meanwhile we get fortune and land eternal forgiveness and access to the Kingdom of Heaven.

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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: bredeus on September 26, 2013, 08:51:49 am
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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on September 26, 2013, 03:56:20 pm
you may take control of our fiefs, but u will never get the pope. thats a promise!
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on September 27, 2013, 12:15:37 am
Today 163 crusaders where purgeted in Aab, we are setting a Inquisition base in Aab, the citizen of the village are beeing purified tortured by the holy Inquisition. We will report more news from the front
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on September 27, 2013, 02:10:59 am
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Good luck with your war mate, let us know how it goes, because we wont notice

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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 06:18:00 pm
And Fisdnar which they believe are a small faction cause they only got 1k garrison in Fisdnar. Wow, you're truly a bad commander.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: belda on September 30, 2013, 06:41:36 pm
What do you want? we hope they reinforce it so that all we increase the number of armies for you to receive more XP in battle?

Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on September 30, 2013, 07:08:30 pm
this is funny, wait till drz has us locked down, and then declare war. hopefully i'll arrange a counter attack this week if i have time, but maybe too busy
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Austrian on September 30, 2013, 07:10:13 pm
Please do not start making these stupid forumthreads Regnum Novae, it only costs time and it will just bring you hate and Infamy.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Latvian on September 30, 2013, 07:19:39 pm
you cant declear crusade on templars :S
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 07:24:35 pm
Quote from: belda on September 30, 2013, 06:41:36 pm
What do you want? we hope they reinforce it so that all we increase the number of armies for you to receive more XP in battle?


We have a casus belli against Fisdnar, Which? do not know, but we have xD

Sir, I'm not sure if you've kept up to date these past two years, but I can make it simple for you.... Fisdnar. That's our sole goal in Strat. You think your puny army has a chance? I have 1500 peasants on me right now waiting inside Fisdnar. Waiting for you to lose the battle, so I can rape your corpse while you try to flee. We have a special place in the dungeon for the likes of you, Betsy lusts for prisoners of war. She froths at the loins for the likes of you to play with. You sir, do not understand what you have just done.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: vipere on September 30, 2013, 07:26:08 pm
heeeee don't attack fisdnar

i hope peasants have a fork for me !
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on September 30, 2013, 07:27:14 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 06:18:00 pm
And Fisdnar which they believe are a small faction cause they only got 1k garrison in Fisdnar. Wow, you're truly a bad commander.

i'm not the leader or the commander, i just make the post. Belda is the leader of the clan, so i'm not a bad commander becouse i'm not leading in the north


Quote from: Latvian on September 30, 2013, 07:19:39 pm
you cant declear crusade on templars :S

historically France prove that they were heretics so we do here. It's just for rp and laugh a little cmon.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 07:29:22 pm
Quote from: Ripoll on September 30, 2013, 07:27:14 pm
i'm not the leader or the commander, i just make the post. Belda is the leader of the clan, so i'm not a bad commander becouse i'm not leading in the north


historically France prove that they where heretics so we do here. It's just for rp and laugh a little cmon.

I hope you have fun roleplaying with a light spiked club being slowly inserted into your anus by a champion sumpter horse. You think the spanish inquisition had anything on the types of torment that we've come up with? Ha. Ha.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Turkhammer on September 30, 2013, 07:35:22 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 07:29:22 pm
I hope you have fun roleplaying with a light spiked club being slowly inserted sideways into your anus by a champion sumpter horse. You think the spanish inquisition had anything on the types of torment that we've come up with? Ha. Ha.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: belda on September 30, 2013, 07:39:22 pm
The fact is that we send the army before you attacked, "those from Fisdnar". And the army had no money, not enough, so before losing troops attacked and had fun.

Now that ye Fisdnar recovered, going to stop subjugating the neck of  the peasants  of Nova Shulus and Nova Uslum?
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 08:08:33 pm
I quite revived the post there  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 09:03:58 pm
 8-)

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5307

I shall accept these 5000 crates as apology for attacking Fisdnar.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 09:11:12 pm
Wipe them  :lol:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 09:26:01 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on September 30, 2013, 09:24:14 pm
Satisfy honour with Rhaegar they say... peace in the north they say... we'll make a nice happy alliance and send armies south they say...

C'mon guys my movement speed sucks, do i really have to turn around and head north again all the way back for Fisdnar/Shapeshte/Ruvar? ....no rest for the wicked. I've fought for the freedom of Fisdnar sooo many times already, fate is cruel if they lose it already. Pfff, peace is overrated anyway, at least the north remains interesting, thanks Regnumnovae for proving to be aggressive-expansionist neighbours.

Have no fear sir, we have over 10k troops prepared to bleed for Fisdnar.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: GRANDMOM on September 30, 2013, 10:13:19 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 09:26:01 pm
Have no fear sir, we have over 10k troops prepared to bleed for Fisdnar.

Yes Arys, but will they be 3 weeks late like last time we were expecting your troops?  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2013, 11:13:39 pm
Quote from: GRANDMOM on September 30, 2013, 10:13:19 pm
Yes Arys, but will they be 3 weeks late like last time we were expecting your troops?  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Most likely.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 11:16:34 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on September 30, 2013, 09:11:12 pm
Wipe them  :lol:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 01, 2013, 12:12:37 am
your attempts to oppress the good people of uzgah has failed miserably.
maybe its time to rethink your previous poor decisions
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: belda on October 01, 2013, 12:56:43 am
Not everything can be in this life.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on October 01, 2013, 12:57:36 am
Quote from: Hoppster on October 01, 2013, 12:12:37 am
your attempts to oppress the good people of uzgah has failed miserably.
maybe its time to rethink your previous poor decisions

ok you destroyed a scout raid (shit equipment we stole from your villages), and you are celebrating like if you win a 2k vs 2k battle, why you don't show up in the real battle, the siege of Iqbayl?? you where afraid?
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 01, 2013, 02:38:46 am
inactive lord grinds no equip, as previously stated, we don't give a fuck... i'm just saying, thats the first part of your "war" i've witnesses and your whole attack was a joke.
i only actually turned upto that battle because i like that village. also i'm very ashamed of the wolves members in your battle...
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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Rebelyell on October 01, 2013, 03:04:05 am
comon hopster  do not fall to forum drama, let them RP

btw you call that crusade? pff...


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Quote from: Ripoll on October 01, 2013, 12:57:36 am
ok you destroyed a scout raid (shit equipment we stole from your villages), and you are celebrating like if you win a 2k vs 2k battle, why you don't show up in the real battle, the siege of Iqbayl?? you where afraid?

Big words of small man sadly inactivity in strat force me to preper some moves that will cut that RP.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 01, 2013, 03:16:21 am
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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on October 01, 2013, 10:01:50 pm
Peace?! What is this? Wipe them i say, god wills it!
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on October 01, 2013, 10:05:54 pm
Quote from: Bittersteel on October 01, 2013, 10:01:50 pm
Peace?! What is this? Wipe them i say, god wills it!

the new council of regnum novae decided to ask peace after the old leader left the faction. So we don't have the old politics anymore and we are not going to show up in the battle.
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on October 01, 2013, 10:08:40 pm
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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Rebelyell on October 03, 2013, 02:10:21 am
Quote from: Ripoll on October 01, 2013, 10:05:54 pm
the new council of regnum novae decided to ask peace after the old leader left the faction. So we don't have the old politics anymore and we are not going to show up in the battle.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=5319

ow really?
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bulzur on October 03, 2013, 12:04:29 pm
Quote from: Ripoll on October 01, 2013, 10:05:54 pm
the new council of regnum novae decided to ask peace after the old leader left the faction. So we don't have the old politics anymore and we are not going to show up in the battle.

ow really ?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5331

You've got a strange way of asking peace.
Die in a fire, heretic !
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 03, 2013, 12:25:11 pm
why on earth would you attack one of our afk members? nothing to gain here

sod off back to the north will ya
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Harpag on October 03, 2013, 01:24:24 pm
Forget about it, evil Brede is unsinkable. I have tried many times, but ultimately devil and his minions defeat me and now I'm devilish as they are. Sinful people of Calradia doesn't deserve true pope...
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on October 03, 2013, 07:26:55 pm
Quote from: Rebelyell on October 03, 2013, 02:10:21 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=5319

ow really?

as long i i know we didn't send a diplomatic to you, with a peace offer. we only sent to the free peasants.

and bobby if i  had offered you a peace i'm sure you didn't accept. But now all of you are in the Coaliton and my war is vs crusaders not coalition
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 03, 2013, 07:29:56 pm
Quote from: Ripoll on October 03, 2013, 07:26:55 pm
as long i i know we didn't send a diplomatic to you, with a peace offer. we only sent to the free peasants.

and bobby if i  had offered you a peace i'm sure you didn't accept. But now all of you are in the Coaliton and my war is vs crusaders not coalition

yea well done, u killed the oldest faction in the game
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2013, 07:31:34 pm
In a few ways it feels like you want to send out the signals that you are even little powerful  :lol:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ripoll on October 03, 2013, 07:38:16 pm
Quote from: Hoppster on October 03, 2013, 07:29:56 pm
yea well done, u killed the oldest faction in the game

me? i think DRUZHINA do this, we don't deserve this honor
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2013, 07:43:03 pm
I feel totally ignored.

Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 03, 2013, 07:49:25 pm
well your the ones who "declared war", war with drz has been going on very slowly for a year. you pushed us over the edge.


we are powerfull, well, we were!!
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Bittersteel on October 03, 2013, 08:00:11 pm
Waaat? They killed like 1k troops and took 2 pointless villages in the war.


>inb4 Druzhina wipes them to have the desert for themself
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Osiris on October 03, 2013, 08:11:07 pm
can someone sum this thread up for me? every time i try to read it i just see signed boobs
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Rebelyell on October 03, 2013, 08:18:42 pm
Quote from: Ripoll on October 03, 2013, 07:26:55 pm
as long i i know we didn't send a diplomatic to you, with a peace offer. we only sent to the free peasants.

and bobby if i  had offered you a peace i'm sure you didn't accept. But now all of you are in the Coaliton and my war is vs crusaders not coalition

Color dosen't mater, to be honest I consier you and yours faction as newbies and very new players to that game, I even like yours Inquisition RP but to be honest I am able only by my self wipe your faction out of strat with drz on my ass or not and I am not big fan of that option.


Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Harpag on October 04, 2013, 12:10:32 am
Quote from: Rebelyell on October 03, 2013, 08:18:42 pm
Color dosen't mater, to be honest I consier you and yours faction as newbies and very new players to that game, I even like yours Inquisition RP but to be honest I am able only by my self wipe your faction out of strat with drz on my ass or not and I am not big fan of that option.

Come on, Bobby  :)  Everyone knows that you know how to use catapult, but I have to ask hehehe,  how many tickets you wasted in Bariyye last day due to lack of gold for upkeep? 2k? 3k? 5k? Poor FailMaster  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 04, 2013, 04:24:21 pm
Quote from: Harpag on October 04, 2013, 12:10:32 am
Come on, Bobby  :)  Everyone knows that you know how to use catapult, but I have to ask hehehe,  how many tickets you wasted in Bariyye last day due to lack of gold for upkeep? 2k? 3k? 5k? Poor FailMaster  :mrgreen:

around 4000
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Rebelyell on October 04, 2013, 10:35:45 pm
heretics all of them

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Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: bredeus on October 10, 2013, 12:06:29 pm
Bobby always has problems with money transfers...
Title: Re: The Holy Crusade
Post by: Hoppster on October 11, 2013, 03:30:02 am
bobby has many problems  :mrgreen: