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Title: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 19, 2013, 03:52:32 am
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The night after the message laden arrow thudded into Reindi Castle's gates, Lord Anders sent a rider out to the army sprawled across the fields between the castle and the forest.  The rider brought word that Anders wished to have audience with the leaders of the Warriors of the First Age in his hall. 

Having no cause to suspect treachery from the lord of a peaceful keep, Finnian and Thalion shortly went forth.  Their dwarf friend Radsvid they towed behind in a straw filled cart.  The night before, some of the Edain in the encampment had challenged him to a drinking game; their combined count of downed tankards versus his alone.  Radsvid out drank the lot of them in proper dwarf fashion and gained quite a few coins off of the half dozen men who had challenged him, but the morning the embassy set out he had a terrible pain in the head as a consequence, so he lay in the straw filled cart as the embassy made their way to the castle, groaning at every bump.

Anders welcomed the Triumvirate to his hall and offered to them food and wine (the latter Radsvid did not decline despite his condition).  Then they set them selves to the matter at hand.  Straight away, Anders sternly spoke saying that while he sympathized with the needs of those before him, the castle would be stalwartly defended in the case of attack.  He then divulged that he had many friends coming to aid in the defense of the castle and how the force outside the castle would be shortly outnumbered if they did not take the castle speedily.  Finnian swiftly stood and declared (quite foolishly) that there was yet a force even larger than the one at hand that would come if summoned.  For a tense moment it seemed that diplomacy would not win the day, but then the diplomat summoned forth his wit and understanding.  Thalion beckoned Finnian to take seat again, and then inquired of Anders a number of things regarding his operations and interests of the castle.  Within a short time of Thalion and Anders discussing the matter tensions were eased and it was soon found that both parties had not so dissimilar interests.  Then Anders rose, and with a brightened expression, proposed a course of action that would benefit both parties.


The plan was happily agreed upon, Radsvid mumbled something about trade and coins being good, and then finally passed out, and then Anders brought forth one last matter.  Many free lance warriors had already gathered and were expecting a battle.  As such it would be a great shame to deprive them of such as they had come from many places far and wide in search of a worthy battle.  Here diplomat and dwarf faltered (or rather snored in the case of the latter), but Finnian soon proposed a sollution.

"I have heard it said that the Warriors of the First Age, and my self in particular are to be considered "nerds".  What tongue this term is from I do not yet know, but I have come to glean it's understanding and find it not at all repulsive.  It is also said that one of the "nerdiest" activities practiced is the act of Live Action Role Playing.  I am not at all adverse to this activity, so I say we re-equip our armies with duct tape enshrouded weapons of a harmless nature and stage the greatest LARP battle this land has ever seen!

To those who "TLDR"-

There will be a battle for the primary cause of XP FOR NA.  You are welcome!


Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dalfador on September 19, 2013, 04:13:04 am
Dalfador's scout came running into Chide on Dalfador's stallion with the news. He showed a little smile while hearing the news, and sent a messenger out to deliver his well wishes to the Warriors of the First Age and good luck in their upcoming battle. He was happy that these men of the first age had taken the noble path and allowed any soldiers or peasant population to evacuate with safety.


Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 19, 2013, 04:33:14 am
Good, that non-commital fuck needs to be taken out already.  People who are only concerned with money need to be put out of their misery.  I was told there would be no math Anders, but that was a lie!!!!!


Yo just what we stand for, Loyalty
What we strive for? Righteousness
What we live and die for?
Strictly fam members only
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 19, 2013, 06:02:19 am
In the nearby fields surrounding New Reindi, castle a cloaked figure crept carefully...

Damnit! The comma splicing nerds post again!


....yeah, uh, good luck, and stuff.

Dalfador's scout came running into Chide on Dalfador's stallion with the news. He showed a little smile while hearing the news, and sent a messenger out to deliver his well wishes to the Warriors of the First Age and good luck in their upcoming battle. He was happy that these men of the first age had taken the noble path and allowed any soldiers or peasant population to evacuate with safety.

You're in the Order of the White Stallion, are you not? You do not own the Stallion, the Stallion owns you!
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 19, 2013, 06:10:34 am
More like "A Declaration of Bore"

Why the hell does everyone declare war, then attack days later?  You have the element of surprise, don't give him days to prepare...  You know he isn't going to just hand it over.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2013, 06:22:45 am
I might be willing to talk. TS: Memorialmark.com Tomorrow, if possible.

I don't know any other way to contact you guys except via this method.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Kelugarn on September 19, 2013, 06:36:23 am
Talk? I wanted to see you give him a kesh-ing, Anders. We need more NA battles!
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 19, 2013, 06:37:06 am
I might be willing to talk. TS: Memorialmark.com Tomorrow, if possible.

I don't know any other way to contact you guys except via this method.

We will try to get an embassy to that teamspeak tomorrow (9/19) some time after 9pm.

More like "A Declaration of Bore"

Why the hell does everyone declare war, then attack days later?  You have the element of surprise, don't give him days to prepare...  You know he isn't going to just hand it over.

Because this is the honourable thing to do.  If we were at war with a faction, I wouldn't hesitate to use the element of surprise, but in this kind of act we follow chivalric ideals.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 19, 2013, 07:03:09 am
How negotiations better will go tomorrow:

Finnian: Hi Anders, so as you know we want your feif, and we were hoping --

Anders: Fuck off, the many nerds of crpg mercs of Calradia demand the great flow of XP honor and glory. AND XP HONOR AND GLORY THEY SHALL HAVE!


The End.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2013, 07:12:12 am
Don't worry, I'll have some respectable RP later. Awesome RP, and Honor, demands repayment in kind. Will wait till our talks tomorrow before I make any posts further. Without further Adieu, Off to bed for the night!
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dutchydave on September 19, 2013, 09:41:40 am
Well I guess if Anders can come to a peacefull solution then fair enough but if war breaks lose then I personally will merc for Ander's solely. I think its weak to hit a free trade castle of a person who is a one man band. Couldn't find a more challenging target?GL either way
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 19, 2013, 09:57:47 am
Well I guess if Anders can come to a peacefull solution then fair enough but if war breaks lose then I personally will merc for Ander's solely. I think its weak to hit a free trade castle of a person who is a one man band. Couldn't fins a more challenging target.GL either way

By the need of my people and my duty to them


This not a result of WFA out there looking for a fight.  WFA has attained a small but noticeable presence in strat which has been a challenge.  However, WFA sorely needs a fief if it is going to be able to maintain that presence and achieve it's goals (which are very far away from being "a weak hit").
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dutchydave on September 19, 2013, 10:01:09 am
Talk? I wanted to see you give him a kesh-ing, Anders. We need more NA battles!

LMFAO! So Kesh-ing is the new term for hiding behind castle and city walls? Makes sense  :lol: Yes this is off topic to an extent but I thought it was so true and funny I must reply  :lol:
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dutchydave on September 19, 2013, 10:03:26 am
This not a result of WFA out there looking for a fight.  WFA has attained a small but noticeable presence in strat which has been a challenge.  However, WFA sorely needs a fief if it is going to be able to maintain that presence and achieve it's goals (which are very far away from being "a weak hit").

 Yes it is totally a weak hit. You girls have looked for the easyest target to hit to achieve your goals of owning a fief.

There is plenty of previously owned FCC villages that they don't have the balls to defend anymore up for grabs. If you want to try and own a fief in a diplomatic way then try negotiate with one of their new owners. But as far as give me your castle or we will take it to a 1 person clan is, thats not diplomacy, that is bully tactics and time always tells that bully's are always pussy's with some issue to cover up.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 19, 2013, 10:08:08 am
LMFAO! So Kesh-ing is the new term for hiding behind castle and city walls? Makes sense  :lol:

Unrelated and nonsensical.  There is nothing wrong with castles and walls being actually used the way they were meant to be.  What is the point of having one if you aren't going to use it?
Regardless of what I think about Kesh, please go bash him elsewhere.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dutchydave on September 19, 2013, 10:14:44 am
Unrelated and nonsensical.  There is nothing wrong with castles and walls being actually used the way they were meant to be.  What is the point of having one if you aren't going to use it?
Regardless of what I think about Kesh, please go bash him elsewhere.

Fair enough and yes castle walls are ment to be hidden behind its just the fact that FCC can only do this now as they get owned in open field battles and village defense.  :lol:
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 19, 2013, 10:14:48 am
Yes it is totally a weak hit. You girls have looked for the easyest target to hit to achieve your goals of owning a fief.

There is plenty of previously owned FCC villages that they don't have the balls to defend anymore up for grabs.

Our goals are not "owning a fief".  That has already been stated as a need to achieve our goals.  Our goals involve taking on one of the hardest targets and this is simply a milestone we need to have a chance at achieving such.

This is the last reply to your unrelated and belligerent trash talking. 
Good night to you Sir.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Dutchydave on September 19, 2013, 10:17:16 am
Our goals are not "owning a fief".  That has already been stated as a need to achieve our goals.  Our goals involve taking on one of the hardest targets and this is simply a milestone we need to have a chance at achieving such.

This is the last reply to your unrelated and belligerent trash talking. 
Good night to you Sir.

Unrelated? It is the entire topic, you are attacking his castle. How much more on topic could it be? We are talking about the reasons behind your proposed attack and my opinions of it. "hardest targets" please sir get a reality check
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: BaleOhay on September 19, 2013, 01:40:46 pm
good luck warriors. Do not let the trolls bother you. There is no way to win when conversing with them because soon as you counter their argument they just change it to something else.

Enjoy your time in strat
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Sharpe on September 19, 2013, 03:28:30 pm


Fair enough and yes castle walls are ment to be hidden behind its just the fact that FCC can only do this now as they get owned in open field battles and village defense.  :lol:

Oh good job you managed to mention a castle and then make some sly remark about FCC. Yes, thats completely related because here at WFA we care about your intense hatred for the Keshian Companies :rolleyes: In all honesty just make a Kesh bashing thread and post in it daily, therefore it saves people from having to read about what FCC is doing; in a completely unrelated thread.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jack1 on September 19, 2013, 04:43:41 pm
I'm personally croud of who will merc for who. Two compleatly neutral parties. Lmao if kesh, arrowaine and daruvian get put in the same team/teamspeak together.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 19, 2013, 05:01:14 pm
I'm personally croud of who will merc for who. Two compleatly neutral parties. Lmao if kesh, arrowaine and daruvian get put in the same team/teamspeak together.

Only Anders is neutral. Check the WFA faction hall. http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/warriors-of-the-first-age/ (http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/warriors-of-the-first-age/).

But we can still hope they end up all mercing for one side or the other... in the same TS.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: BoneSaw on September 19, 2013, 08:17:44 pm
Good to see someone  still has testicles around here! You have our spears Finnian! You best hurry tho, Anders will poison his wells before he hands it over peacefully.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: BoneSaw on September 19, 2013, 08:22:11 pm
I'm personally croud of who will merc for who. Two compleatly neutral parties. Lmao if kesh, arrowaine and daruvian get put in the same team/teamspeak together.
I think that would be an awkward moment in time. I think Kesh would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire before breathing the same air as his nemesis.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2013, 08:58:08 pm
I'm personally croud of who will merc for who. Two compleatly neutral parties. Lmao if kesh, arrowaine and daruvian get put in the same team/teamspeak together.

Has happened during the FPoF battles for Fisdnar. Had to mute the both of them cause they started waving E-Peens around in a unrelated battle to either of theirs.(was hosted in our TS.)

Only Anders is neutral. Check the WFA faction hall. http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/warriors-of-the-first-age/ (http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/warriors-of-the-first-age/).

But we can still hope they end up all mercing for one side or the other... in the same TS.

I hope I'm not the only true neutral on strat. That would be so bad if there were not any others :( I guess everyone's go polarized to much over strat.
(PS: Not serious, there are several Neutral parties on the map)
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 19, 2013, 09:28:50 pm
Has happened during the FPoF battles for Fisdnar. Had to mute the both of them cause they started waving E-Peens around in a unrelated battle to either of theirs.(was hosted in our TS.)

I hope I'm not the only true neutral on strat. That would be so bad if there were not any others :( I guess everyone's go polarized to much over strat.
(PS: Not serious, there are several Neutral parties on the map)

Debatable... many "neutral" parties are arguably vassals and such. Not to mention everyone has their preference when signing up for battles. I know I've seen you on either side in any conflict... a true neutral imo.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 19, 2013, 09:38:17 pm
The fuck...I had thought you "needed time" to gear up to fight mb.   You're actually going to waste time gear and tickets fighting anders right now?

Edit: it's always been tve's opinion that we can kill anders anytime, no need to do it now.  Bigger fish to fry.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2013, 10:36:16 pm
The fuck...I had thought you "needed time" to gear up to fight mb.   You're actually going to waste time gear and tickets fighting anders right now?

Edit: it's always been tve's opinion that we can kill anders anytime, no need to do it now.  Bigger fish to fry.

Well, we still haven't talked yet. They were on last night, but I was having some fun debating(RL stuff, I'm the Conservative/Central Opinion, and the server owner is the opposite, most times) and getting ready for bed, so I declined last night.

But that is sad that they'd go for me rather than your mutual enemy. I mean, like, wtf have I done to warrent aggression? :( I've done nothing to them.

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Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 19, 2013, 10:38:11 pm
Well, we still haven't talked yet. They were on last night, but I was having some fun debating(RL stuff, I'm the Conservative/Central Opinion, and the server owner is the opposite, most times) and getting ready for bed, so I declined last night.

But that is sad that they'd go for me rather than your mutual enemy. I mean, like, wtf have I done to warrent aggression? :( I've done nothing to them.

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Hopefully that's just a devil's advocate opinion, otherwise feel free to join the rest of Humanity/Civilization any time (repeating from another thread). 

/gottem
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 19, 2013, 10:48:15 pm
Hopefully that's just a devil's advocate opinion, otherwise feel free to join the rest of Humanity/Civilization any time (repeating from another thread). 

/gottem

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Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on September 19, 2013, 10:53:16 pm
Fine...I'm bored though and need more shit to do on forums...

And I am stereotyping/stirring the pot...I'm also pretty conservative when it comes to finances/taxes.  Not many people are black and white liberal/conservative across the board. 
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Malaclypse on September 19, 2013, 11:27:48 pm
Let's be honest, I think every faction NA side has thought of or offhandedly discussed the idea of attacking Ander's lonely castle. I wanted to get the Golden Apple Corps to go for it but Malgalad didn't want to because Ander's is a good guy or something like that.

Glad that you guys are going to root the guy out.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Sharpe on September 20, 2013, 12:05:53 am
Let's be honest, I think every faction NA side has thought of or offhandedly discussed the idea of attacking Ander's lonely castle. I wanted to get the Golden Apple Corps to go for it but Malgalad didn't want to because Ander's is a good guy or something like that.

Glad that you guys are going to root the guy out.

Well when I did join strat with my first clan, our first target was going to be Anders; and this was over a year ago. Holy crap have I really been playing this for a year?
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on September 20, 2013, 02:12:30 am

Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: HappyPhantom on September 20, 2013, 03:21:40 am
The anticipation is killing me.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GandalfJr on September 20, 2013, 04:55:05 am
A rider comes upon the Cheif Gandalf's hut, the rider entered and gave Gandalf the note. Looking casual at the Declaration of War he said "About Catha's time" A long pause startled the rider not knowing what the cheiften would say next. "Send some troops over to assist them in they're siege quickly though!"
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 20, 2013, 05:09:53 am
Get ready for the Battle of Five Armies.

WFA nerds you should catch my reference.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 20, 2013, 05:44:27 am
Joe threw an empty beer can. It flew, from where he sat in the castle's wall, across the courtyard. Not quite to the opposite wall. "HEY FUGGOTS," Joe screamed across the castle to his friends who were drinking on the other side, "IM DRUNK!"

MURDERTRON and WITCHCRAFT were drunk as fuck on the walls opposite from where Joe sat. "WERE DRUNK TOO!"

Joe smiled. He'd been pregaming getting drunk outside, of course. He'd gotten drunk in his friend's apartment, drinking Milwaukee Special Reserve Light, idly posting stupid role play posts on the forums of a free mod for a shitty game while he did so. He'd finished half the thirty pack before he'd started posting.

Joe, still smiling, jumped off the castle wall and plummeted to the earthen courtyard below. He broke his legs.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 20, 2013, 07:27:28 am

.....MY CHILDHOOD!  Thank you for posting this!




Negotiations have been carried out.  Results should be on the forum tomorrow.
G'night to all.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on September 21, 2013, 01:15:11 am
The only acceptable end to these negotiations is swift and brutal total war (I want to retire).
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 01:34:23 am
Negotiations?


nice Declaration of... absolutely nothing

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT:

What?

WE'RE GOING TO WAR!!!

When?

NEHVAR!!!!!!


well played
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Oreo on September 21, 2013, 02:06:04 am
we all know HoC could never win a war

why would a HoC knock-off be able to?!
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: HappyPhantom on September 21, 2013, 02:07:52 am
... dramatic pause ...
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 21, 2013, 04:36:03 am
 A Hint :wink:
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 05:22:51 am
ahhh i see,

the weakest castle in the realm





well played
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Socks on September 21, 2013, 05:45:50 am
the siege of anders begins
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 06:05:34 am
This is exactly how strat should be carried out:

Option #1: People declare war and rage at their enemeis and attack them to let the xp flow.
Option #2: People peacefully negotiate with other neutral parties and attack them anyways to let the xp flow.

So good job guys, option #2 still works just fine for us onlookers.

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Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 06:12:33 am
Jona, I'm afraid that all circumstances and context relating to the past good actions of your faction become destroyed when your faction does what HoC did a few months ago; declare war, lose horribly, run away to a castle with 16,000 troops and AFK for months.

It doesn't matter what you did before. Until you people step up and do something different, the community sees you as one of two things;

AFK noobs

or

Huge pussies.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 21, 2013, 06:18:43 am
Bugger.  :oops:

Waiting for their post. Don't worry guys, You will like it.

Goblin king battle going to mess this shit up, hard. FUking daruvian. :lol:
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 06:54:46 am
FUking daruvian. :lol:

How clever.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 08:40:34 am
Jona, I'm afraid that my faction will never have the balls to take a break from strat, and go out guns blazing.

It doesn't matter what I did before. Until we step up and do something, the community sees us as one of two things;

AFK noobs

or

Huge pussies.

Yeah, I vote you guys are definitely #2 at the moment.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 08:44:05 am
Yeah, I vote you guys are definitely #2 at the moment.

You clearly have no idea what my faction is up to at this very moment. (Everyone keeps forgetting I'm not a member of the Frisian Freedom Strategus faction.) You are incredibly ignorant of the actions I'm taking, and there are only a handful of people at this moment who could show you that. If they were to do so they would be spoiling a few secrets though. So for a few more days you will appear outwardly to be right while in actuality being wrong. Just you wait though.

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Oh, and uhhhhh gotta' keep this on topic.... WFA nerds; Galu.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Artyem on September 21, 2013, 08:54:53 am
Yeah, I vote you guys are definitely #2 at the moment.

Will you shut up and fight them again?
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 21, 2013, 08:55:21 am
Yeah, I vote you guys are definitely #2 at the moment.

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4861
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4976
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4977
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4986
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5029
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5031
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5064
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5089
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5117

I did not include battles in which we attacked villages that were deserted or sold to garner a 200 population defense. Don't talk shit; a very large portion of the XP in the last month and a half were gained solely from us, with most of the rest gained from LL and Hosp attacking FCC. A week after we stopped throwing ourselves against a castle people became upset that we didn't get them any XP. Fuck that, if someone is desperate for strategus XP they can make their own.

ATTENTION: EXTREME SHIT-TALKING POST HERE:
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Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 08:55:39 am
Will you shut up and fight them again?

+1
+1
+1
+1
+1

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

guess what

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EDIT: Just for humors sake I looked at the chart for battles in the last three months of Strategus, and took one minute to discern and write down this...

The following factions have launched as many or more attacks as HoC in the last three months:

kill the wicked ken456, Fx, ATTS, Anarchists, BIRD CLAN, RAWRS DOMAIN, WFA, Noble Order of the Dawnbringer, Dirtfans Pimpin Twerking Crew, The Sampled Kingdom, Los Conquistadores, KUTT, Allers, The Holy Order of the Knights of Saint Peters, THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING, Rohan, Dragonborn, Derp_Squad, No Faction, Fimbulvetr, Wolves

Disclaimer: the above list is not exhaustive.

EXTRA SUPER EDIT: I'm only shitposting in your direction because I don't want to go to sleep.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 09:17:00 am
What part of take a break from strat don't you nerds get?

Unlike you, we aren't married to a videogame.

Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 21, 2013, 09:31:53 am
What part of take a break from strat don't you nerds get?

Unlike you, we aren't married to a videogame.

"You're huge pussies for not attacking for a single week"

"When we don't do anything for months we are taking a break from strat"

lol
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 09:51:11 am
"You're huge pussies for not attacking for a single week"

"When we don't do anything for months we are taking a break from strat"

lol

"You're huge pussies for taking a break." - Just as relevant.

Daruvian didn't exactly give me much to work with.


Anyways, getting back to getting back on topic...

I was promised an epic rp post today (well, technically yesterday at this point) and still don't see one. Way to drop the ball Finnian and co.


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Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Malgalad on September 21, 2013, 11:21:38 am
 8-) Don't worry. Anders. Let's defend the +3 Stones.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 05:33:51 pm
What part of take a break from strat don't you nerds get?

Unlike you, we aren't married to a videogame.

fuck that...you play more then sandy does lol...just cuz u arnt married to strat....doesn't mean your not on NA 2 siege every single night

which is wise...HoC is a great siege clan, right now probably the best siege clan, and the only counter to Demento's Bloc crew

so you and your fellow hounds have been more then active enough to provide the community with XP

your just sticking to what your clan is good at, and staying away from what your clan is known for getting dominated in


Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 06:26:51 pm
Jona the thing here is that you've not been able to negate any of the bad shit we've said about you/your faction. You've only been able to try and accuse us of being "married to this video game" lel. You shitting wazzock, I worked 30 hours this week and am in 12 hours of classes; if I want to go top sperg in a video game for 40 minutes a day I feel that is my right. The right to play video games is in the constitution, I am within my rights here as a proud citizen of the United States of Burgerstan.

Also what Plumbo said is basically right, even though he's a disgusting shit in game.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: kasMVC on September 21, 2013, 07:29:08 pm
Jona:

Turning into a forum warrior is just as despicable if not loltacular as being a strat nerd.


Love,

Cikel
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 08:43:50 pm
Jona the thing here is that you've not been able to negate any of the bad shit we've said about you/your faction. You've only been able to try and accuse us of being "married to this video game" lel. You shitting wazzock, I worked 30 hours this week and am in 12 hours of classes; if I want to go top sperg in a video game for 40 minutes a day I feel that is my right. The right to play video games is in the constitution, I am within my rights here as a proud citizen of the United States of Burgerstan.

Also what Plumbo said is basically right, even though he's a disgusting shit in game.

I am? i was not aware of this...
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 08:53:12 pm
I am? i was not aware of this...

When people think of normal players that crutch strength you often get put high on the list.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 09:05:15 pm
ohhh

well if it makes them feel better,,,,,i am naked nowadays


still a str whore

but more of a glass canon
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 09:11:54 pm
glass canon

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 09:14:05 pm
fuck that...you play more then sandy does lol...just cuz u arnt married to strat....doesn't mean your not on NA 2 siege every single night

which is wise...HoC is a great siege clan, right now probably the best siege clan, and the only counter to Demento's Bloc crew

so you and your fellow hounds have been more then active enough to provide the community with XP

your just sticking to what your clan is good at, and staying away from what your clan is known for getting dominated in

In case you haven't noticed, we only just resurfaced in siege. The whole gang got back together maybe two weeks ago tops. Before that only a few of us flew the banner. One, two or three active guys does not make for a strong strat clan. Not to mention that very many of us don't want to be tasked with any of the mundane shit, like trade runs, in strat anymore. Basically, you may see many of us in siege, but our strat faction is much smaller, since strat is boring as shit until you get to the point where you are able to launch an assault. So plumbo, since you don't know how to do much at all except how to make and sell troops in strat, I suggest you stick to what you know best, bashing agi builds in siege.


Jona the thing here is that you've not been able to negate any of the bad shit we've said about you/your faction.

That is because I have yet to see any remotely true 'bad shit' and don't waste my time correcting every single thing you've yet to say. Back when HoC was all gung ho about strat we had gotten all of our feifs almost entirely on our own. Sure, we were part of the VE, but each clan within it helped the others only slightly when it came time to expand. If HoC wanted to expand its borders, TKoV wouldn't necessarily rush to our aid unless we were all going to war with a faction. We carved out the southeast chunk just above the desert on our own. And we held it for a long time, until strat got boring for many of our members and we decided to downsize. Then the rest decided to just sit in a castle and sell all of our tickets for cash. So, we got rid of all of our feifs in a fun, xp-ridden manner.

ohhh

well if it makes them feel better,,,,,i am naked nowadays


still a str whore

but more of a glass canon

I believe the term glass cannon doesn't even apply here. You still take more than one hit from my 44 cut axe. I've seen you take 2 good ones and still walk around... not even remotely made of glass.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 09:16:57 pm
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lol look at all that stuff you wrote
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Matey on September 21, 2013, 09:28:02 pm
Welcome to the Diplomacy section Jona... It doesn't ever get better.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 09:34:38 pm
That's the way she fuckin' goes boys.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 09:37:41 pm
Welcome to the Diplomacy section Jona... It doesn't ever get better.

Oh indeed. It is quite enjoyable making these guys nerd rage.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 09:42:01 pm
Clearly we're all furious Jona. Absolutely furious.

It always makes my spine crawl when people being huge nerds say they're making the other nerds rage in that manner, because they are almost NEVER really making the other nerds mad; all that is really going on is two separate groups of nerds thinking they are making the other one mad, neither group actually being mad, all while normal people go on with their lives.

That realization is why my skin crawls every time.

Also get on with the fucking RP post already WFA, you're dropping the ball here.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: StonedSteel on September 21, 2013, 09:44:53 pm
" I suggest you stick to what you know best, bashing agi builds in siege."

I'd rather bash them during a strat siege....outside of strat, agi whores are pretty damn decent




"I believe the term glass cannon doesn't even apply here. You still take more than one hit from my 44 cut axe. I've seen you take 2 good ones and still walk around... not even remotely made of glass." :rolleyes:


? more then one? yeah? really? you sure about that?

Im not

A glance from a 30c one hander maybe

"hahahahahahahahahaha"

hey hey now, the glass canon is an ancient classic, a highly respected form of class within the rpg world :?

no?

this is an rpg

yes?

Thing about rpg PvP's....they are rarely fair, which is why i typically stay away from them

Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 21, 2013, 10:02:54 pm
Also get on with the fucking RP post already WFA, you're dropping the ball here.

They have Real Lives...unlike some of us forum warriors :twisted:
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 21, 2013, 10:12:04 pm
Dude I'm too broke to leave my house and do anything. I gotta' wait on that paycheck. So for the mean time I shitpost about video games.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Sharpe on September 21, 2013, 10:22:34 pm
To Everyone:

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Also Finnians at work currently, the RP probably wont come about till later tonight I believe.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Jona on September 21, 2013, 10:25:49 pm
Clearly we're all furious Jona. Absolutely furious.

It always makes my spine crawl when people being huge nerds say they're making the other nerds rage in that manner, because they are almost NEVER really making the other nerds mad; all that is really going on is two separate groups of nerds thinking they are making the other one mad, neither group actually being mad, all while normal people go on with their lives.

That realization is why my skin crawls every time.

Also get on with the fucking RP post already WFA, you're dropping the ball here.

See? Mission = accomplished.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Chosen1 on September 21, 2013, 11:50:44 pm
I worked 30 hours this week and am in 12 hours of classes; if I want to go top sperg in a video game for 40 minutes a day I feel that is my right.
The right to play video games is in the constitution, I am within my rights here as a proud citizen of the United States of Burgerstan.


sig'd
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 22, 2013, 12:54:38 am
Le epic RP is on the original post (said original post put in spoiler).  It isn't half so epic as I intended due to the combination of long work days, classes, and my insomnia turning my writing skills into those of an Elven Zombie
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In reference to the huge cat fight between Jona and Daruvian inappropriately located on this thread:
I don't think highly of trash talking.  If you can't resist debating on my thread, please at least take the time to do it well.  IE Sanderson posted evidence of Frisia battles.  Much more effective than telling someone how you think they suck.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 22, 2013, 01:05:12 am
What, so you spergs gave up on taking the castle?
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 22, 2013, 01:30:26 am
What, so you spergs gave up on taking the castle?

No.  We are going to attack it with a portion of our troops for xp and then (assuming we don't somehow flag cap) peacefully take it over in the annexation of the DL strat faction.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 22, 2013, 05:44:42 am
Double poster spotted--ban request submitted.

Enjoy your last night of cRPG.
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: iDazedi on September 22, 2013, 09:01:19 am
No.  We are going to attack it with a portion of our troops for xp and then (assuming we don't somehow flag cap) peacefully take it over in the annexation of the DL strat faction.
Bring more smoke bombs and rocks
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: kasMVC on September 22, 2013, 09:23:23 am
Jona you aren't making anyone "rage' trust me I am drunk
Title: Re: A Declaration of War
Post by: Kalam on September 22, 2013, 06:12:16 pm
Gentlemen, please review Diplomacy Forum Rules (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/).