cRPG

Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Gomer on September 12, 2013, 01:15:11 am

Title: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Gomer on September 12, 2013, 01:15:11 am
One upon a time not to long ago. A hero from the place us Americans send aid to feed there children or Europe was playing a shitty game that attracted nerds like shit attracts smelly. As he played it he noticed that Hey if I combine the two things nerds love most I can bait them in to my game and perhaps even make a forum where these nerds will treat me as a god. So he combined the two essential ingredients to nerd nirvana. One grinding, turning mindlessly work into %2 buffs. Two he added the false thought that the game is able to be balanced (witch he still GIGGLES at). Upon combination of these elements and a few sexy seductive lines of code he created cRPG. Soon nerds from around the world smelled the sent of tears rage and trolls thus drew them in like rapist drawl in children. Here is where the story truly takes a bad turn. Chad soon after noticed that people enjoyed the game and there wasn't enough rage to keep these nerds from going flaccid. So he removed all ability to earn exp at a reasonable rate. Soon after he noticed that people enjoyed there class. So he neRFed those. (THEN HE NOTICED GOMER HAD A FLAMING PINK DICK VANNER THAT EVERYONE LOVED SO HE REMOVE THAT.) Then he noticed the more he pissed them off the longer they stayed and the more they played. So he added strat the game were the real ego maniacs can shine. Now that all these nerds were in cardiac arrest the final stroke of his plan was able to be lightly curried across the genitals of the player base. A donate button. Soon after he was able to complete the goal of the mod. Buy a plane ticket to America. The end
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Tyefire on September 12, 2013, 01:16:40 am
WARNING: DO NOT READ WASTE OF TIME.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Vodner on September 12, 2013, 01:19:27 am
You stopped short of the good part, where Gomer gets muted takes a vow of silence, and goes on an adventure to discover the long-lost technique of paragraphs.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Gomer on September 12, 2013, 01:25:50 am
Grammar is for people who write stuff worth reading not this smut.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 12, 2013, 01:29:48 am
Belated Welcome Back, Gomer.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on September 12, 2013, 08:39:02 am
gimme back those 2 minutes it took me to read that
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Vibe on September 12, 2013, 08:40:41 am
go home gomer
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 12, 2013, 09:50:13 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on September 12, 2013, 08:54:04 am
Most Americans can't read unless you are rich and can afford state-funded Zionist schools. Those who don't go are drafted in to the army or national guard whose purpose is to oppress minorities at home. I'm not sure who you are addressing with this post.


As a rich American, I can confirm this.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Thovex on September 12, 2013, 11:23:08 am
Quote from: TyeFire on September 12, 2013, 01:16:40 am
WARNING: DO NOT READ WASTE OF TIME.

Did anyone ever read anything Gomer said?
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Fartface on September 12, 2013, 11:30:09 am
Quote from: Thovex on September 12, 2013, 11:23:08 am
Did anyone ever read anything Gomer said?
Certainly not me.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 12, 2013, 11:53:30 am
Would you guys sign up for Moon colonization?.. Let's say, a 10 year contract?..
 
I wonder if someone shot their jizz in orbit... I bet someone did, and it would fly across the station, and he would try and catch it before someone sees it, but he would fail, and the jizz would get stuck behind some electronic dashboard. Would the release pressure make you spin? I mean, if you shoot a gun, it would push you back, so both - bullet and yourself would fly in opposite directions, right?..

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Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: zagibu on September 12, 2013, 04:40:03 pm
Fucking space pyjamas ftw.
Title: Re: The Story of cRPG. By Gomer!
Post by: Sniger on September 14, 2013, 01:58:03 pm
i read it and i lol'ed.

yup, theres a closet-troll in every dev.

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