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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BoneSaw on September 11, 2013, 05:47:27 pm

Title: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: BoneSaw on September 11, 2013, 05:47:27 pm
  I was enjoying my usual morning breast milk bath when my peace and relaxation in exile was disturbed. I heard the dancing of steel in the hall outside the door and men shouting. Then in a flash the steel stopped ringing and the sound of footsteps accompanied by a strong leather smell approached the door. I waited in the tub for whoever was coming. Was it assassins here to kill me for my old war crimes? Are the rebels fighting each other? Who could it be? Then crash the thick oak door came smashing down like Warborn at the tavern on a Tuesday night. The first man in wasn't my prison guard but my very own bastard Jona and about a dozen loyalists. Jona gave me his hand as he helped me from the warm breast milk bath, threw me some HoC heraldic and said "time for the Hounds of Chulainn to rise again"... and so we shall. Hounds of Chulainn are back and declare independence from our caretakers(FCC). They have been great to us and we will never forget it! Let us continue to be great friends until the end of days.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Matey on September 11, 2013, 06:21:04 pm
Best of luck with your new endeavours ol chum!
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: HarryCrumb on September 11, 2013, 07:43:28 pm
where is carac when you need him?
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Bittersteel on September 11, 2013, 08:01:17 pm
10/10 would read again! Excellent roleplay
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: dynamike on September 11, 2013, 08:32:40 pm
"You are leaving? Impossible! Once an FCC vassal, always an FCC vassal."

dynamike's hand moved to his hip where "Firepube", his trusted slave whip made from Kesh's basement hair, was dangling. He unrolled the heavy, leathery whip that reeked of rancid tuna and started to deliver the first lashes on the backs of the oppressed FCC slaves... and much screaming commenced.

Alerted by the screams, Matey came running into the courtyard as fast as his peg leg would allow him and immediately grabbed dynamike by the wrist: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you crazy, you fool? What ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR you doing here? You can't just whip people for no reason, you ARRRRRRRRRRRse!

Confused, dynamike tore his hand away from Matey and lowered Firepube. He turned to Matey and yelled "But, but, but these HoC guys wanted to leave us! They started barking up the wrong tree, so I gave these dogs the leash! No one of our vassals and other oppressed subjects shall ever leave us, NO ONE!"

Realization flickering in his eyes, Matey took dynamike by the shoulders and walked with him for a couple of steps. "You know these guys ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not really our vassals, right? They ARRRRRRRR a free part of our free companies and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR free to do as they like." He stuck his hand in the pocket of his captain's vest and handed dynamike a snickers. "Here, eat this. You always turn into a people pube whipping bastard when you ARRRR hungry. Better?"

dynamike took a bite and replied "Better. It's just that everyone else always says so, every member of every other clan... I guess I almost started to believe it for a second. Sorry about that. And good luck for the future, BoneSaw!"
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: TugBoat on September 11, 2013, 09:07:20 pm
TugBOAT, King of BOAT Clan scowled as the messenger raven arrived upon his windowsill. TugBOAT stood from his oak throne, covered in furs of the beasts he had hunted that winter before as he approached the bird. He wore nothing but the pale moonlight that shone through the window of his cottage, his masculine frame covered in the scars of many a hard fought battle.

He grabbed the bird's head in his thick fist, and removed the note from its talon.

"No, it can't be." TugBOAT exclaimed as his scowl turned darker and darker, the lines in his face deepening as he fought to suppress laughter. He could hold back no longer, and soon he erupted into laughter, slamming his warrior's fist down onto his desk as his booming laughter filled the stone walls.

"Ah, so the Hounds of Chalupa ride again.." Tears streamed down his cheeks as his chest rose and fell as he could barely breathe due to the laughter rocking his body. "Hide your husbands!"

TugBOAT returned to his bed, and rested soundly, knowing that nothing of any importance was relayed.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Tanken on September 11, 2013, 10:13:56 pm
TugBOAT stood from his oak throne, covered in furs of the beasts he had hunted that winter before as he approached the bird. He wore nothing but the pale moonlight that shone through the window of his cottage, his masculine frame covered in the scars of many a hard fought battle.

Your roleplay sucks. You contradicted yourself. Tugboat, more like Chugchoad.

HA!
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: TugBoat on September 11, 2013, 10:17:11 pm
Your roleplay sucks. You contradicted yourself. Tugboat, more like Chugchoad.

HA!

"The throne is covered you ball lord. What is this roleplay you speak of? Why are you in my cootage?!"

TugBOAT blushed timidly as he stood naked in the moonlight, eyeing Tanken up and down as he entered TugBOAT's cottage. What did this strong, bearded warrior want?
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 11, 2013, 10:34:31 pm
HOC SPLITS FROM ITS BENEFACTORS.  BREAKING NEWS FROM 6 MONTHS AGO!
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 11, 2013, 10:59:48 pm
Wait, I thought HoC Quit strat? (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/hounds-of-chulainn-pulling-out-of-strat!-fiefs-are-open-for-bids/msg817008/#msg817008)
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 11, 2013, 11:18:06 pm
THE GOBBLIN GAYZETTE

BREAKING NEWS!

HoC, pictured here with their FCC overlords, has recently declared their independence!


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Here at THE GOBBLIN GAYZETTE we believe we have the same questions as all of you, important questions like;

Who gives a shit?
Aren't they the nerds AFK in a castle with 19,000 troops?
Why would they have become FCC vassals in the first place?
Aren't they all bad anyway?

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Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on September 12, 2013, 02:12:40 am
Joe sat at the bar of a tavern inside the Jelbegi Castle. The other patrons, mostly soldiers bearing the heraldry of the FCC, avoided sitting near him. He was drunk, and in a dark mood. The Free Companies had lost every single one of their villages to an unholy alliance of Italians and homosexuals. Soon, these cruel invaders would begin attacking castles and cities. Cavalry was useless in castles and cities.

He was useless--powerless to stop the onslaught.

He swallowed the rest of his of Miller High Life. He threw the can over his shoulder, then reached into the dark, cardboard cavern of the half-empty thirty-pack on the counter and pulled out another beer.

The bartender, a fine Destrier, approached with some caution, a confused look on his dumb horse face. "My lord," he offered, "we have beer on tap if you'd like. We have lots of beer--you don't need to keep bringing your own."

Joe dribbled a mouthful of beer onto the counter. "Shut up."

"I-"

"Jesus, you don't even have hands. What the fuck are you doing back there?"

"You had the last bartender replaced, sir. Said you were more comfortable speaking with horses."

"Right you are." Joe sipped his beer, then turned in his seat and threw the can across the room. It exploded against a distant wall. He pulled a fresh one out of the box in front of him.

"Sir," the horse persisted, "Do you want to try one of our seasonal brews?"

Joe looked at the horse, silent. He drank from his can. The horse opened it's mouth to speak but Joe, still drinking, raised a finger. He drank at a slow, steady pace, his eyes locked on the horse's, until the can was empty, which took about five minutes. "Bartender," he declared, "This is the Champagne of Beers. The best brew in the world."

The animal didn't seem convinced, but nodded. "Right. Well, I guess you couldn't find a brew like it elsewhere. You could drink from one side of town to the other--do the whole village--and not find a thing like it..."

Joe wasn't listening. A voice echoed in his head, over and over. The whole village, the whole village, the whole village. He'd heard those words before, years ago...

In Vietnam.

Joe had been a rifleman--just another pair of boots. His platoon had been tasked with defending a little cluster of villages. A foolish assignment. He set up inside a hooch and waited. They sat there for hours, then days, waiting for the enemy was sure to come.

Then, one moonless night, the world reverberated with the crack of rifles and the screams of the dying. From his little house, Joe watched slivers of tracer fire stich themselves through the fabric of the night. Bullets hissed and cracked at super-sonic speeds around him, tearing through the dry lumber of the building he was in. After a few minutes the thing was ablaze, and Joe had to move--all this without firing a shot. He could only watch and run, helplessly, from fighting position to fighting position as they all were overrun by VC.

He got to his PL, in the heart of the surviving hamlet. The RTO was shouting grid coordinates into his handset. The PL looked at Joe, and at the wounded and dying around them all. He said to Joe, "Just run. We're dropping arty on us. We're gonna do the whole village if it means keeping it out of Charlie's hands."

Joe had ran, then.

A burst of clapping and laughter roused Joe from his flashback. He looked around the crowded tavern, which had broken into sudden applause. He was confused, some part of him still running through the dark jungles of south east Asia.

Joe grabbed at a passerby. "What the fuck's going on, sergeant?"

"Uh." The man swallowed, his eyes clearly recognizing Joe. "HoC is back apparently." The man shrugged. "Messenger came in and said so." He shrugged again, uncertain.

"Don't shrug at me boy, I was in the 'Nam."

"W-what?"

Joe stood, then peed himself. "I said," his voice rising, "VIETNAM!" He shoved past the man, cans of the Champagne of Beers clenched in each fist. He could hear the sound of gunfire and the scream of falling helicopters. Somebody--probably VC--stepped into his path.

Joe barked, then bit the man's face. He went down, hard, giving Joe room to leap out of the tavern and into the cool night air. He removed the rest of his clothing--finally free--and leapt onto the back of a passing horse. "TAKE ME TO CAMBODIA! WE NEED TO GET OUT!" he shouted. The animal leapt to his bidding, galloping towards the open castle gate and the safety of any place but there.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: kasMVC on September 12, 2013, 02:16:31 am
Welcome back Bonesaw glad to see the HoC banner instead of whatever random, shit bad shit the nerds were wearing
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 12, 2013, 02:17:00 am
Give me all of your troops... I have activities to attend to.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: SMEGMAR on September 12, 2013, 02:58:25 am
We will fight with glory and honor and steel we united will stand as one together under the fire blood king bonesaw the cruel we will strike in th night like a rising force forged from the flames of hell itself we are the blackness that waits in your dreams we are the attackers we will attack.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 12, 2013, 03:27:35 am
One should really only be concerned if Soturin gave the castle back... Oh Sheeut.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 12, 2013, 03:31:15 am
Best of luck to HoC and towards whatever future endeavors you may have planned. You all were one of the few clans I respected from beginning to end and rooted for.


Good Hunting, and Clear Fields.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 12, 2013, 03:52:23 am
Joe sat at the bar of a tavern inside the Jelbegi Castle. The other patrons, mostly soldiers bearing the heraldry of the FCC, avoided sitting near him. He was drunk, and in a dark mood. The Free Companies had lost every single one of their villages to an unholy alliance of Italians and homosexuals. Soon, these cruel invaders would begin attacking castles and cities. Cavalry was useless in castles and cities.

He was useless--powerless to stop the onslaught.

He swallowed the rest of his of Miller High Life. He threw the can over his shoulder, then reached into the dark, cardboard cavern of the half-empty thirty-pack on the counter and pulled out another beer.

The bartender, a fine Destrier, approached with some caution, a confused look on his dumb horse face. "My lord," he offered, "we have beer on tap if you'd like. We have lots of beer--you don't need to keep bringing your own."

Joe dribbled a mouthful of beer onto the counter. "Shut up."

"I-"

"Jesus, you don't even have hands. What the fuck are you doing back there?"

"You had the last bartender replaced, sir. Said you were more comfortable speaking with horses."

"Right you are." Joe sipped his beer, then turned in his seat and threw the can across the room. It exploded against a distant wall. He pulled a fresh one out of the box in front of him.

"Sir," the horse persisted, "Do you want to try one of our seasonal brews?"

Joe looked at the horse, silent. He drank from his can. The horse opened it's mouth to speak but Joe, still drinking, raised a finger. He drank at a slow, steady pace, his eyes locked on the horse's, until the can was empty, which took about five minutes. "Bartender," he declared, "This is the Champagne of Beers. The best brew in the world."

The animal didn't seem convinced, but nodded. "Right. Well, I guess you couldn't find a brew like it elsewhere. You could drink from one side of town to the other--do the whole village--and not find a thing like it..."

Joe wasn't listening. A voice echoed in his head, over and over. The whole village, the whole village, the whole village. He'd heard those words before, years ago...

In Vietnam.

Joe had been a rifleman--just another pair of boots. His platoon had been tasked with defending a little cluster of villages. A foolish assignment. He set up inside a hooch and waited. They sat there for hours, then days, waiting for the enemy was sure to come.

Then, one moonless night, the world reverberated with the crack of rifles and the screams of the dying. From his little house, Joe watched slivers of tracer fire stich themselves through the fabric of the night. Bullets hissed and cracked at super-sonic speeds around him, tearing through the dry lumber of the building he was in. After a few minutes the thing was ablaze, and Joe had to move--all this without firing a shot. He could only watch and run, helplessly, from fighting position to fighting position as they all were overrun by VC.

He got to his PL, in the heart of the surviving hamlet. The RTO was shouting grid coordinates into his handset. The PL looked at Joe, and at the wounded and dying around them all. He said to Joe, "Just run. We're dropping arty on us. We're gonna do the whole village if it means keeping it out of Charlie's hands."

Joe had ran, then.

A burst of clapping and laughter roused Joe from his flashback. He looked around the crowded tavern, which had broken into sudden applause. He was confused, some part of him still running through the dark jungles of south east Asia.

Joe grabbed at a passerby. "What the fuck's going on, sergeant?"

"Uh." The man swallowed, his eyes clearly recognizing Joe. "HoC is back apparently." The man shrugged. "Messenger came in and said so." He shrugged again, uncertain.

"Don't shrug at me boy, I was in the 'Nam."

"W-what?"

Joe stood, then peed himself. "I said," his voice rising, "VIETNAM!" He shoved past the man, cans of the Champagne of Beers clenched in each fist. He could hear the sound of gunfire and the scream of falling helicopters. Somebody--probably VC--stepped into his path.

Joe barked, then bit the man's face. He went down, hard, giving Joe room to leap out of the tavern and into the cool night air. He removed the rest of his clothing--finally free--and leapt onto the back of a passing horse. "TAKE ME TO CAMBODIA! WE NEED TO GET OUT!" he shouted. The animal leapt to his bidding, galloping towards the open castle gate and the safety of any place but there.


vietnam fucking shits
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Built on September 12, 2013, 04:10:23 am
As the Noble Radsvid sat there cleaning the blood, yet again, off his armor, A young Edain rider (formerly from Dor-Lomen) bearing a letter. he handed the letter to Radsvid, the greedy coin keeping dwarf ripped it open, read it hastily, and then again more thoroughly.  His eyes went wide in apprehension.  Radsvid tossed a coin to the lad (a custom frequently observed by only the mercantile Dwarves), sending him on his way.  The dwarf then began to sprint (as all dwarves are natural sprinters) up the stairs of a near by spire in which Finnian, head of the Noldorin house of Tiercel, now resided.  The winded dwarf soon burst through the doors open into a dark and quiet room on the top of a tower. As Finnian received the letter and reviewed it's contents under a small yet ornate candelabrum his brow furrowed.  "This information may be of interest to our friend Thalion.  Send our swiftest scout, Alethriel perhaps, to bring him these tidings and beckon for him to return from his expedition for his counsel is sorely missed" the elf said and then returned to studying a battered scroll depicting various emblems of the great houses of the elves and men of Beleriand.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Jona on September 12, 2013, 06:33:10 am
As the Noble Radsvid sat there cleaning the blood, yet again, off his armor, A young Edain rider (formerly from Dor-Lomen) bearing a letter. he handed the letter to Radsvid, the greedy coin keeping dwarf ripped it open, read it hastily, and then again more thoroughly.  His eyes went wide in apprehension.  Radsvid tossed a coin to the lad (a custom frequently observed by only the mercantile Dwarves), sending him on his way.  The dwarf then began to sprint (as all dwarves are natural sprinters) up the stairs of a near by spire in which Finnian, head of the Noldorin house of Tiercel, now resided.  The winded dwarf soon burst through the doors open into a dark and quiet room on the top of a tower. As Finnian received the letter and reviewed it's contents under a small yet ornate candelabrum his brow furrowed.  "This information may be of interest to our friend Thalion.  Send our swiftest scout, Alethriel perhaps, to bring him these tidings and beckon for him to return from his expedition for his counsel is sorely missed" the elf said and then returned to studying a battered scroll depicting various emblems of the great houses of the elves and men of Beleriand.

Didn't know dwarves were so bad at the grammar.    :lol:
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Lethwin Far Seeker on September 12, 2013, 06:38:13 am
Didn't know dwarves were so bad at the grammar.    :lol:

Some say that the dwarves of the First Age were known to have comma splicing fetishes.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on September 12, 2013, 06:50:01 am
We fight for HONOR, GLORY and POWER. We charge with heart and steel. We ARE the burning in your heart! The yearning for dominance and prowess on the fields of Calradia! Through rain, sleet and snow we charge! Tremble before us! We are the epic elite berserkers that send fear into your souls! Hound 4 life!




OUR BATTLE CRY


Our courage is unmatched.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Built on September 12, 2013, 06:51:53 am
Didn't know dwarves were so bad at the grammar.    :lol:

For the record, placing "the" in front of "grammar" as a definite article that applies itself to refer to a specific or particular noun, which in this case,  "grammar" is not a specific or particular noun for you are referring to the general English language as a whole, not a particular part of it nor a specific part of it.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on September 12, 2013, 06:55:13 am
#FCC vassals in disguise
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: MrPink44 on September 12, 2013, 07:38:42 am
For the record, placing "the" in front of "grammar" as a definite article that applies itself to refer to a specific or particular noun, which in this case,  "grammar" is not a specific or particular noun for you are referring to the general English langauge as a whole, not an imparticular part of it nor a specific part of it.
#gottem coach. This dwarf is clearly ready to play.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: dreadnok on September 12, 2013, 11:51:06 am
Who gives a fuck
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 12, 2013, 07:56:20 pm
For the record, placing "the" in front of "grammar" as a definite article that applies itself to refer to a specific or particular noun, which in this case,  "grammar" is not a specific or particular noun for you are referring to the general English langauge language as a whole, not an imparticular part of it nor a specific part of it.


For the record, there is no formal opposite word of the form imparticular or unparticular or nonparticular.
The usual term is "nonspecific."
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Spanish on September 12, 2013, 09:47:36 pm
Welcome back! Also bonesaw = DRAMA LLAMA! so good to see you back however things shall be far more entertaining
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on September 12, 2013, 10:09:36 pm
We will fight against competence.  We will stand united as one behind Bonesaw the Fool.  We will strike in the night with the force of a soggy noodle. We are the incompetent fodder envisioned in your dreams. We will stand passively in our shield wall till hell freezes over. For we are the Horde of Children!

Fixed
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: raccoonlord on September 13, 2013, 01:33:40 am
One should really only be concerned if Soturin gave the castle back... Oh Sheeut.

Why do you have hard feelings towards HoC?
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 02:09:02 am
Welcome back folks. Always painful to see an old c-rpg faction bite the dust. Truely glad to have you guys back, all personal differences set aside.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on September 13, 2013, 02:09:13 am
Who gives a fuck

Dread, You like penis.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 02:09:47 am
Why do you have hard feelings towards HoC?
because any fief previously owned by VE, remains their property until the next strat starts, duh
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 02:13:22 am
also... DID I CALL IT OR DID I FUCKING CALL IT?!? I           FUCKING           CALLED IT
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aderyn on September 13, 2013, 02:16:53 am
#FCC vassals in disguise
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Taser on September 13, 2013, 02:58:00 am
Why do you have hard feelings towards HoC?

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Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Armycook_of_KSantiago on September 13, 2013, 05:48:28 am
Can u work with the Chinese clan?
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: dynamike on September 13, 2013, 07:29:38 am
Can u wok with the Chinese clan?

Fixed that for you, brother  :D
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 13, 2013, 07:31:41 am
Fixed that for you, brother  :D

8.5/10
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: partyboy on September 13, 2013, 07:31:54 am
"waahhhh I'm quitting!"

"waahhh I'm back!"

Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: partyboy on September 13, 2013, 07:32:20 am
"waahhhh I'm quitting!"

"waahhh I'm back!"

no wait those quotes are from me like five times now
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Kalam on September 13, 2013, 08:25:39 pm
Please review The Diplomacy Forum Rules (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/important-diplomacy-forum-rules/).

Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 08:50:18 pm
So this community is if not barely remaining stable, is on the slow downhill slide, and the admins are becoming more strict about posts? Do you want to keep these forums active? Fuck man, I'm gonna suggest 3 options.

1: We start posting in general discussion about strat diplomacy, and just put some kind of tag on it so that we can recognize it for what it is, but still have freedom to post fun and hilarious things.

2: Create our own forum, and keep it public, so that we can have our forums categorized, but still have the freedom.

3: Cut the shit admins, and keep this mod fun =/
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Aldogalus on September 13, 2013, 08:51:49 pm
and by fun i mean, let me continue to create rage-posts in diplomacy, and keep type what i fucking want!

Also, why did you lock my thread? I was done with it so I dont really mind, but just curious why that one was locked, and this one got a warning?
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Inglorious on September 13, 2013, 09:15:21 pm
When I began, I noticed a few banners and the groups they were associated with. Loved the custom banners and the differences in the gear and play styles.

NH - Great Shield wall, Lots of members, Worked together, tactful brawlers with big scary axes
Astralis - Not alot of members, solo heroes in pub, scary to fight one v one.
Hospitaller - Lots of archers and cavalry, worked together in groups
HoC - Lots of members, Worked together, Brawlers not tacticians, still scary in force. Lot's of pokey spears.
Occitan - Lots of members, Worked together, Tactful and scary ammounts of cavalry
FCC - Lots of members, Brawlers, Lots of solo heroes with big two handed weapons
CHAOS - Few members, teamwork, lots of heroes through teamwork, San's Pick of destiny
LLJK - Assholes, brawlers, scary in number, nerds
KUTT - Lots of members, great teamwork, scary in general, lot's of plated up people with big pole arms
Remnant - Lots of members of all classes. Solo heroes. Scary.
TKoV - Lots of members, all classes but archer, solo heroes. Hobb Habb cav

Thought we had lost NH at one point when they were transitioning into Raven. Saddened, then relieved.

LLJK was faded away. Joyed that the faction died, saddened the players quit cRPG.

KUTT exploded when they lost in strat. Was worried for a while. Many different routes taken by the members. Most remain.

Thought we lost HoC when they were... dead/dying/internally-combusting? Saddened. Liked having more than one shield wall clan to fight against instead of only NH. Wanted to recruit Bernie and a few others who were factionless for a while. Good to hear you are bringing back the band.

Hopefully we will have more people out there again
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on September 13, 2013, 11:08:37 pm
When I began, I noticed a few banners and the groups they were associated with. Loved the custom banners and the differences in the gear and play styles.

NH - Great Shield wall, Lots of members, Worked together, tactful brawlers with big scary axes
Astralis - Not alot of members, solo heroes in pub, scary to fight one v one.
Hospitaller - Lots of archers and cavalry, worked together in groups
HoC - Lots of members, Worked together, Brawlers not tacticians, still scary in force. Lot's of pokey spears.
Occitan - Lots of members, Worked together, Tactful and scary ammounts of cavalry
FCC - Lots of members, Brawlers, Lots of solo heroes with big two handed weapons
CHAOS - Few members, teamwork, lots of heroes through teamwork, San's Pick of destiny
LLJK - Assholes, brawlers, scary in number, nerds
KUTT - Lots of members, great teamwork, scary in general, lot's of plated up people with big pole arms
Remnant - Lots of members of all classes. Solo heroes. Scary.

Thought we had lost NH at one point when they were transitioning into Raven. Saddened, then relieved.

LLJK was faded away. Joyed that the faction died, saddened the players quit cRPG.

KUTT exploded when they lost in strat. Was worried for a while. Many different routes taken by the members. Most remain.

Thought we lost HoC when they were... dead/dying/internally-combusting? Saddened. Liked having more than one shield wall clan to fight against instead of only NH. Wanted to recruit Bernie and a few others who were factionless for a while. Good to hear you are bringing back the band.

Hopefully we will have more people out there again

Not mentioning THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING (or Frisia)? That's a paddlin'.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Inglorious on September 14, 2013, 01:41:44 am
REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING best Realm

how could I forget

Frisia wasn't around till after Chevalier started up. We started as The Hoplites. A bunch of silent shield wallers with spears trying to survive in a two hand world
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 14, 2013, 02:38:54 am
Lljk is not a clan or a faction.  It is a lifestyle.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 14, 2013, 03:24:45 am
When I began, I noticed a few banners and the groups they were associated with. Loved the custom banners and the differences in the gear and play styles.

NH - Great Shield wall, Lots of members, Worked together, tactful brawlers with big scary axes
Astralis - Not alot of members, solo heroes in pub, scary to fight one v one.
Hospitaller - Lots of archers and cavalry, worked together in groups
HoC - Lots of members, Worked together, Brawlers not tacticians, still scary in force. Lot's of pokey spears.
Occitan - Lots of members, Worked together, Tactful and scary ammounts of cavalry
FCC - Lots of members, Brawlers, Lots of solo heroes with big two handed weapons
CHAOS - Few members, teamwork, lots of heroes through teamwork, San's Pick of destiny
LLJK - Assholes, brawlers, scary in number, nerds
KUTT - Lots of members, great teamwork, scary in general, lot's of plated up people with big pole arms
Remnant - Lots of members of all classes. Solo heroes. Scary.

Thought we had lost NH at one point when they were transitioning into Raven. Saddened, then relieved.

LLJK was faded away. Joyed that the faction died, saddened the players quit cRPG.

KUTT exploded when they lost in strat. Was worried for a while. Many different routes taken by the members. Most remain.

Thought we lost HoC when they were... dead/dying/internally-combusting? Saddened. Liked having more than one shield wall clan to fight against instead of only NH. Wanted to recruit Bernie and a few others who were factionless for a while. Good to hear you are bringing back the band.

Hopefully we will have more people out there again

TKoV: ?... ouch.  Concious Occi burn IMO.  Actually though, i'm just sad.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Jona on September 14, 2013, 04:10:19 am
TKoV: ?... ouch.  Concious Occi burn IMO.  Actually though, i'm just sad.

Maybe just an oversight... nice though to see someone who cares for the community at large and would rather see crpg stay alive than want all his "enemy" clans exterminated.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Zoarander on September 14, 2013, 05:22:17 am
100% off topic but I just read what Dalfador said about Jona xD.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Inglorious on September 14, 2013, 10:21:16 am
TKoV: ?... ouch.  Concious Occi burn IMO.  Actually though, i'm just sad.

Added D:

Sorry

Don't see anyone with TKoV banner on anymore :S
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Kaelaen on September 14, 2013, 10:37:01 pm
Frisia wasn't around till after Chevalier started up. We started as The Hoplites. A bunch of silent shield wallers with spears trying to survive in a two hand world

I remember those days.  People constantly made fun of you guys because you guys tended to be on the losing team,  but I always liked how you guys stuck together anyway and never rose to the taunting and the jeering.  Yes you guys lost more often than not, but you were new guys up against several clans that have been playing for 2+ years?  There can't be shame in that.  And of course, now that you guys have been here awhile yourselves you're starting to come up with heroes of your own.

As to not lose sight of the topic, welcome back HoC.  It's always nice fighting next to you guys, because few clans let alone people have the discipline it takes to actually hold the line.  Good luck with wherever the wind takes you, and know that the spot for FCC #1 vassal is always open to contention.

-idlewind
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: dreadnok on September 14, 2013, 11:20:27 pm
Dread, You like penis.


This community is so childish. I'm soooo totes done with these kid bundle of stickss
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Relit on September 14, 2013, 11:30:23 pm
"Reports from the east show that the Hounds have returned and their madness has abated... for now" said Relit the Old to the assembled officers.

The war room, with its tattered banners and shields placed on honorable display, was quiet. All the men present knew that this news was grim. A enemy who once was dead has risen again. The new Raven Marshal, HungryandBroke, looked at the map intently and spoke first.

"We will field a additional warband to the eastern watch. If they come this way, we will be ready."

In the corner, The Ancient One, Ingleram Isenzahn perked up at those words. Among all those present he was the most acquainted with death and when he spoke, everyone listened.

"If these draugar march on us, we will put them back into the ground where they belong."
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 15, 2013, 12:20:57 am
TKoV: ?... ouch.  Concious Occi burn IMO.  Actually though, i'm just sad.

Maybe just an oversight... nice though to see someone who cares for the community at large and would rather see crpg stay alive than want all his "enemy" clans exterminated.

Thanks for explaining the joke! there might have been some people who it went right past.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Hobb on September 15, 2013, 05:52:38 am
TKoV - Lots of members, all classes but archer, solo heroes. Hobb Habb cav

gf goat
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Jona on September 15, 2013, 08:20:43 pm
gf goat

Was going to +1but then I noticed you had 420 reknown. No one change this!
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Adoptagoat on September 16, 2013, 01:49:11 am
gf goat

I can't believe you're going to call me out in YET ANOTHER thread and not reply in ours.  He didn't mention us in the original post, read the thread, dick.  Also, 421, bitch.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Taser on September 16, 2013, 02:04:32 am
Maybe just an oversight... nice though to see someone who cares for the community at large and would rather see crpg stay alive than want all his "enemy" clans exterminated.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.





Its prettier that way.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Keshian on September 16, 2013, 02:37:58 am
Some men just want to watch the world burn.





Its prettier that way.


BRD - Burning Bridges since 2010!
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: defodijabox on September 16, 2013, 03:47:44 am
Was going to +1but then I noticed you had 420 reknown. No one change this!

Hobb also has 420 posts. He should really just stop posting to save 420 renown and posts.
Title: Re: Return of the King. HoC going independent from FCC.
Post by: Jona on September 16, 2013, 05:14:05 am
Hobb also has 420 posts. He should really just stop posting to save 420 renown and posts.

Yes. Hobb, go make a new account if you wish to continue posting. Sorry, but this has already been decided upon. You must comply.