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Title: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 12:40:50 am
Tomorrow.
Yes, tomorrow I shall return from my long absence and rise to become the best loomed donkey archer thrower this game will ever see.
I will strike fear in the hearts of your children. I grace their supple hands with my steaming excrement. I will teach them true happiness.
Mark my words.
Tomorrow.


Also, look what i made.

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Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: ironfox on August 29, 2013, 12:49:40 am
Reminds me of my first marriage.  :|
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 29, 2013, 07:28:22 am
That's a neat thing you made. Glad you aren't going to try donkey lancer. It's impossible to couch even with 13 riding and a +3 donkey.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Brrrak on August 29, 2013, 08:32:37 am
Does that polearm have wheels?  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on August 29, 2013, 09:00:06 am
Quote from: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 12:40:50 am
...  rise to become the best loomed donkey archer thrower this game will ever see.

You're gonna throw loomed donkey archers at us? You're a monster!

Nice home-crafted polearm btw.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 01:09:17 pm
Quote from: Brrrak on August 29, 2013, 08:32:37 am
Does that polearm have wheels?  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ram's head pommel, who doesn't want rams on their shit?
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 04:35:49 pm
That is a badass polearm, what's it called?
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 05:42:41 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 04:35:49 pm
That is a badass polearm, what's it called?

_ _ _ _ _ _bane, that's all I can say.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 06:30:02 pm
Ahhh that's not very politically correct...I had a little mini wooden bat as a kid we pounded nails into and called a racist name...but we were kids. 
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 07:07:33 pm
Well I guess kids know best, but who's to say my polefriend even has a racist name?
It could be any six letter word.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 29, 2013, 07:11:49 pm
Obviously PlayerBane, duh.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 07:35:10 pm
Quote from: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 07:07:33 pm
Well I guess kids know best, but who's to say my polefriend even has a racist name?
It could be any six letter word.

It could be, in theory. But I'm a pretty intuitive person and I think I'm correct :P
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Dezilagel on August 29, 2013, 07:43:35 pm
BananaBane
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 08:06:02 pm
Female bane
mother bane
father bane
sister bane
brotha bane
vagina bane
friend bane
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on August 29, 2013, 08:10:13 pm
I'm the only one who knows. Oh, the knowledge.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Canuck on August 29, 2013, 08:11:56 pm
berniebane
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 08:14:16 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Novamere on August 29, 2013, 08:58:22 pm
Nice weapon!
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Jona on August 29, 2013, 09:06:22 pm
...still cant decide if a poopfriend is someone you poop alongside, or if it is instead a 'friend' you have crafted out of a pile of shit.

speaking of crafting, nice polearm thingy.


also, coulda done a neater job welding ;P

nonetheless welcome back, and let the trolling commence!

i look forward to outrunning u even while u r mounted on that pathetic mule.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 09:08:25 pm
a poop friend is someone who you can poop back and forth with for eternity

Quote

Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Back and forth. Forever.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Jarold on August 29, 2013, 10:08:24 pm
You have to supply the video with that quote to help people understand.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 10:10:47 pm
I think it's better if people scratch their heads or wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 10:14:21 pm
Quote from: Jona on August 29, 2013, 09:06:22 pm
also, coulda done a neater job welding ;P

Eat dick my dear friend. My welds are penetrative and clean. I think you're mistaking the intentional heat marks (rainbow shit) for sloppy unpolished beads of weld.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on August 29, 2013, 10:25:43 pm
Quote from: SMEGMAR on August 29, 2013, 05:42:41 pm
_ _ _ _ _ _bane, that's all I can say.

Smegmabane?

Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 09:08:25 pm
back and forth, forever

))<>((
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Canuck on August 29, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 10:10:47 pm
I think it's better if people scratch their heads or wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
Googled that shit.
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Sir_Wonka on August 29, 2013, 10:55:16 pm
Is that the thought process behind everyone who ever types in global chat?
Title: Re: Dear NA poopfriends
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on August 30, 2013, 11:26:51 pm
Seriously?! Who cares about the damn metal stick!? Look at that beautiful tree!