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Title: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 27, 2013, 04:00:34 pm
You can gain a loom point off me in one of three ways;

1) Sexual favours (Males ONLY)

2) Entertain me (With sexual favours)

or

3) be some total nub with no loom points to their name.

PROCEED MONKEYS! DANCE! DANCE! Also BLOW! BLOW!

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FYI this is tots legit, I'm just bored and rich!
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Erzengel on August 27, 2013, 04:04:43 pm
first, give now plx

oh wait...
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Fuma Kotaro on August 27, 2013, 04:19:15 pm
I might be able to fullfill all of your points
just visit me and watch what you will get ;)
And I'm Fuma Kotaro the Duck I'm a poor peasant without any Heavy gear and I'd like to sell this loompoint
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on August 27, 2013, 04:27:48 pm
Gibe loomzz i am poor
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: dynamike on August 27, 2013, 04:30:10 pm
You don't have the balls to give that LP to me!

Come at me, bro.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: pingpong on August 27, 2013, 04:30:26 pm
I dont need your stupid charity points because im rich and so much better than everyone else.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Siberian_Wolf on August 27, 2013, 05:08:36 pm
I'm definately number 3..
3 years and gen 2 -.- HELP ME
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Fartface on August 27, 2013, 05:09:38 pm
Il send you personal foto's of me dressed as a girl for loompoint.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Tayzzer on August 27, 2013, 05:10:21 pm
I have an alt without any Looms, that counts right? I will just put up the trade for when you pick me.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 27, 2013, 05:34:42 pm
Quote from: george on August 27, 2013, 05:09:38 pm
Il send you personal foto's of me dressed as a girl for loompoint.

no no no! Post here - or it doesn't count!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


And don't just pick a random picture from the internet - 10 sec in Google will reveal any falsification.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Thaddeus117 on August 27, 2013, 05:39:25 pm
I could make use of that Loompoint, please, i need it for Science Purposes and Bitches, bitches love Loompoints.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Latvian on August 27, 2013, 05:39:44 pm
i may look rich but i am poor :( can i have loompoint?
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: MURDERTRON on August 27, 2013, 06:05:08 pm
I may have some insane amount of +3s to my name, but not a single loom point.  Poor me indeed.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Dexxtaa on August 27, 2013, 06:07:19 pm
READY FOR SOME ADMIN BLOWIES, FGT!?

Also don't give me the fuxking heirloom point. I have zero use for one. I just felt the need to post that.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Fartface on August 27, 2013, 06:13:54 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 27, 2013, 05:34:42 pm
no no no! Post here - or it doesn't count!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login


And don't just pick a random picture from the internet - 10 sec in Google will reveal any falsification.
I can post them here , but only if it quarantees me the loompoint.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 27, 2013, 06:21:18 pm
Quote from: george on August 27, 2013, 06:13:54 pm
I can post them here , but only if it quarantees me the loompoint.

FRANK, this is as good as it will ever get on cRPG forum!
I suggest you take this offer, preferably with time-stamped "I want loom point, Frank" sign in hands. I will even throw 50k gold in, for everyones amusement! :)
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: peter_afca7 on August 27, 2013, 07:46:02 pm
throwing away the trash

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Fartface on August 27, 2013, 07:48:13 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 27, 2013, 06:21:18 pm
FRANK, this is as good as it will ever get on cRPG forum!
I suggest you take this offer, preferably with time-stamped "I want loom point, Frank" sign in hands. I will even throw 50k gold in, for everyones amusement! :)
They´re older pictures , but I will inform you they´re as funny and ugly as they can get.
EDIT:misread his post.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Zhyang on August 27, 2013, 08:06:35 pm
im Generation 11 , with  1 + 3 item , i lost 8 LPs  because i was New and did Silly Things. with them
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Cow_ on August 27, 2013, 08:12:33 pm
A poor little Cow would not mind getting a loompoint :)
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Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Lemon on August 27, 2013, 09:35:34 pm
I have no looms, also I wish to make sweet loving to you.

Though I am a Lemon so it might be a little sour.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Sharpe on August 27, 2013, 09:37:41 pm
Quote from: Earl_Lemon on August 27, 2013, 09:35:34 pm
I have no looms, also I wish to make sweet loving to you.

Though I am a Lemon so it might be a little sour.

He is a good lover no matter how sour he tastes.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Ellie on August 27, 2013, 11:48:46 pm
:o I COULD use a loom point on my stones....

Hmmm... what do....
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 28, 2013, 03:52:44 am
Quote from: george on August 27, 2013, 07:48:13 pm
They´re older pictures , but I will inform you they´re as funny and ugly as they can get.
EDIT:misread his post.

Time stamped, pink dress, holding up a new paper in one hand and a sign that reads.

"FRANK'S BITCH, ARMPITS GIMP"

Get it up noa!
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Silfarion on August 28, 2013, 05:03:39 am
3 years crpg, 0 looms

Everything I own is +0

pls give me
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 28, 2013, 05:42:48 am
Quote from: Silfarion on August 28, 2013, 05:03:39 am
3 years crpg, 0 looms

Everything I own is +0

pls give me

If you don't give it to me you're removed from the Free Peasants. Muahahahahahahahaha  :twisted:
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Ellie on August 28, 2013, 05:57:42 am
I suppose I could always dance around in my purple corset....

Nah. Too lazy to shave tonight.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 28, 2013, 08:08:21 am
Quote from: Ellie on August 28, 2013, 05:57:42 am
I suppose I could always dance around in my purple corset....

Nah. Too lazy to shave tonight.

Shaving won't help you get looms.

I'm looking for debasing, not basing.

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be a debaser.

Now get on it!
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Lemon on August 29, 2013, 12:14:08 am
Dude, I'll make some "Lemonade" for you!  :wink:
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 29, 2013, 10:45:42 am
plox stop sucking at internet c-rpg community. Now dance for my entertainment!
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Ronin on August 29, 2013, 11:05:43 am
I have never gotten a loompoint from such attention whoring threads... so good luck.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on August 29, 2013, 11:08:43 am
Quote from: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 29, 2013, 10:45:42 am
plox stop sucking at internet c-rpg community. Now dance for my entertainment!

See, I knew it! All you want is a virtual freak show! If it had only been about pleasing you sexually for a loom point I'd have been first in line, mouth open and eyes closed.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Anita_Henjaab on August 29, 2013, 12:34:46 pm
sucky sucky , FIGH dollah,  ooooh 1 looooom?
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 29, 2013, 04:38:13 pm
Too bad I'm not an aussie...actually I'd rather play with 0 looms and live in NA (low ping baby) than live with kangaroos and have 100 mw's
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 29, 2013, 05:19:25 pm
Oh what I would do for 100mw's, you jest sir! I play with 300 when I can be fucked.

Now were are the dancing lady boys?
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Kincore on August 29, 2013, 05:29:52 pm
Explaining the evolution of male care has proved difficult. Recent theory predicts that female promiscuity and sexual selection on males inherently disfavour male care. In sharp contrast to these expectations, male-only care is often found in species with high extra-pair paternity and striking variation in mating success, where current theory predicts female-only care. Using a model that examines the coevolution of male care, female care and female choice; I show that inter-sexual selection can drive the evolution of male care when females are able to bias mating or paternity towards parental males. Surprisingly, female choice for parental males allows male care to evolve despite low relatedness between the male and the offspring in his care. These results imply that predicting how sexual selection affects parental care evolution will require further understanding of why females, in many species, either do not prefer or cannot favour males that provide care.

Keywords: evolutionary theory, coevolution, sexual selection, mate choice, parental investment


Research has focused on understanding when and why individuals of either sex provide parental care, with a particular focus on why in many taxa, females are more likely to care for their young than males [1–8]. While natural selection and evolutionary history clearly influence parental care evolution [3,4,9,10], recent theory examining sex differences in care has focused on how sexual selection interacts with parental investment. The general conclusion has been that, all else being equal, sexual selection on males disfavours the evolution of paternal care [1–9,11]. For males, uncertainty of paternity is argued to decrease the fitness benefit of caring for offspring (because the male is less related to the young in his care), while successful males are argued to lose mating success when they provide parental care [1–9,11]. Male care is thus argued to evolve when natural selection (in the form of increased offspring survival) favouring parental care is stronger than sexual selection against male care [2–5].

This argument cannot, however, explain the existence of male-only care across diverse taxa, including amphibians [10], arthropods [12], fishes [13] and birds [9] (where it is thought to be ancestral [14]). In the great tinamou, for example, females mate and leave offspring with multiple males, and males care for these offspring alone despite low paternity [15,16]. In the tessellated darter, males will care for completely unrelated young in order to attract females [17], and in sea spiders only males carry the eggs, despite sexual selection on males favouring higher male mating rates [18]. Current theory fails to explain the many species in which male-only care is found in the presence of sexual selection on males. Existing theory has shown, however, that the fitness benefits of paternal care can select for female preferences favouring parental males (the ‘good parent’ process of sexual selection, [19]) and these preferences can select for males to display their parental quality [20–24]. This theory has not, however, considered the way female preferences simultaneously coevolve with both male and female parental effort.

Inspired by this inability of current theory to explain the evolution of male-only care [2,5,25], I developed a coevolutionary model to ask how female preference evolution is predicted to interact with and affect the coevolution of male and female care. The inclusion of female-driven mating or paternity biases, considered here, is a key departure from both classic and recent theory [2,3,5,26], shown below to have significant effects on both male and female parental care evolution. I examine a situation in which male and female parental care is initially rare, but where paternal behaviour or traits directly associated with male care can be observed. I find that inter-sexual selection owing to the female-driven mating or fertilization biases can coevolve with parental effort and favour the evolution of paternal care and the loss of maternal care.


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Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: alfasonni on August 29, 2013, 06:12:19 pm
OMG GIVE FREE LOOMZ I HAZ NONE :(
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 30, 2013, 01:16:42 am
You people suck, sans Armpit who attempted in vein to up the ante.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Varadin on August 30, 2013, 07:27:54 am
Who cares about your lp :D
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: Zandieer on August 30, 2013, 01:47:41 pm
I am very poor :cry: No loomies ever had. Please gibe.
Title: Re: "Free" Loom point
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on August 30, 2013, 02:33:51 pm
Okay this shit show is now over, looks like everyone loses. Including yours truly.