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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Keshian on August 24, 2013, 12:47:40 am

Title: Kush is King
Post by: Keshian on August 24, 2013, 12:47:40 am
Master-juker extraordinaire - fabulous miggy!

http://i.imgur.com/C88z8O1.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/C88z8O1.jpg)

I had to turn around because i couldn't match his balls of steel going right past 4 hospitaller armies with no scratch in time to reinforce ichamur with over 1800 troops.  i don't know how he pulled it off (5th army was with devilize inside the village, he had been up until 3ish while miggy started marching at 2:30), the other 4 worthy adversaries in his fearless jaunt - was aderyn, goretooth, tommyhu, and devastator who all at one time or another were quickmarching to intercept him. 

KUSH IS KING!
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Bronto on August 24, 2013, 03:37:32 am
You need to stop with these stupid fucking braggart posts man. Just saying, no one likes an asshole m8.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Espwn on August 24, 2013, 03:40:05 am
You need to stop with these stupid fucking braggart posts man. Just saying, no one likes an asshole m8.

This is quote-worthy. 5 stars!

You, sir, win the internet today.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Novamere on August 24, 2013, 05:40:43 am
We all take turns bragging about something sooner or later.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Aderyn on August 24, 2013, 07:08:31 am
making wild assumptions again? How rare.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 24, 2013, 09:48:30 am
So this is all the shit going on down south.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: MURDERTRON on August 24, 2013, 03:29:21 pm
We all take turns bragging about something sooner or later.
making wild assumptions again? How rare.
Generally you have to accomplish something before you can brag. 

Well, at least Aderyn is being honest...
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Krosis on August 25, 2013, 06:10:55 pm
I feel partially responsible for this, after Kesh tried to get his goons to attack me and failed... I kind of juke bragged myself. I'm sorry all.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Dalfador on August 25, 2013, 07:00:24 pm
Damn good maneuvering.

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Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: miggy on August 25, 2013, 09:01:01 pm
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Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Keshian on August 26, 2013, 01:08:12 am
I feel partially responsible for this, after Kesh tried to get his goons to attack me and failed... I kind of juke bragged myself. I'm sorry all.

Lol, having chesty with a bunch of goods on him slowing him down going after you for half an hour when you crossed his path before giving up because he moved too slow.  We actually laughed that youw asted time bragging about outrunning a single trader.  Miggy went right through 5 armies geared and ready to intercept him - it was known we were going to make the run from sungetche castle since they saw our approach - but god damn does that man have steel balls.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Goretooth on August 26, 2013, 02:03:59 am
30k trade goods stolen on the way to ichamur just by me. Bring more, loving it.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: In Cauda Venenum on August 26, 2013, 02:35:57 am
if I could get as excited as you do over my internet dots moving past other internet dots, my heart would give out from the amount of adrenaline being processed.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: dreadnok on August 26, 2013, 12:31:58 pm
if I could get as excited as you do over my internet dots moving past other internet dots, my heart would give out from the amount of adrenaline being processed.


Fucking hipster
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 26, 2013, 04:08:09 pm
Actually nobody was trying to intercept miggy until about 10 or 11am (CST) on Friday.  The only one I could get a hold of was my bro (Tommyhu) who wasn't setup for an open field battle, he was en route to attack Ichamur.  And it was too late for him to catch up to migs.

Thems the breaks, and that's just part of this game called strategus.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Keshian on August 26, 2013, 04:37:25 pm
Actually nobody was trying to intercept miggy until about 10 or 11am (CST) on Friday.  The only one I could get a hold of was my bro (Tommyhu) who wasn't setup for an open field battle, he was en route to attack Ichamur.  And it was too late for him to catch up to migs.

Thems the breaks, and that's just part of this game called strategus.

Lol except aderyn left his village with 1K troops when miggy was 10 minutes away from it headed straight toward him.  Goretooth went straight east and barely missed him.  Devastator chased him for a little bit from dhirigh aban then turned around and chased me and this was all before 9 am.  So no huseby nothing you just said was accurate.  Tommyhu was the last guy after he had already passed the others.  Devilize had entered dhirigh aban the night before and was still playing crpg on na1 with us while we were leaving sungetche to go to dhirigh aban - those 2 were the least likely to catch because one likely went to sleep and the other started at a worse angle then the others.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Aderyn on August 26, 2013, 04:43:34 pm
Lol except aderyn left his village with 1K troops when miggy was 10 minutes away from it headed straight toward him.  Goretooth went straight east and barely missed him.  Devastator chased him for a little bit from dhirigh aban then turned around and chased me and this was all before 9 am.  So no huseby nothing you just said was accurate.  Tommyhu was the last guy after he had already passed the others.  Devilize had entered dhirigh aban the night before and was still playing crpg on na1 with us while we were leaving sungetche to go to dhirigh aban - those 2 were the least likely to catch because one likely went to sleep and the other started at a worse angle then the others.

This is what i'm talking about, wild assumptions. There was noone on except me and tommy.

I was already exhausted and had just woken up, was just walking outside to see if you'd turn away. If anything i would of attacked you, who cares about miggy. Also, i know you went south of ulburban with ur army crossing the mountains so you can stop hiding over there (took the same path as chestaclese is taking right now by the looks of it).

edit just saw you mentioned him: devilize? Really? When was the last time you saw him do ANYTHING on strat?
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 26, 2013, 05:04:03 pm
Oh Kesh, you so silly (hit me with the warning, it's worth it)

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Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Malaclypse on August 26, 2013, 08:11:46 pm
Ban miggy for travelling in a fog of blunt smoke imo. Performance enhancing drugs alert (I was in a small foosball league and we actually strictly prohibited people from getting high beforehand on the honor policy haha).
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 26, 2013, 08:15:55 pm
I play PC video games better if I'm high, and I always kicked ass at Golden Tee if I was high.  Always played other games like horseshoes, billiards, bowling and darts better if I was high.  I'm sure it'd be the same for foosball.  So I think that recreational drugs can certainly boost performance, and can see banning them (on honor code) from a league :P

I don't like the pretentious foosballers who make up some shitty rules (like it's not a goal if it bounces off the wall, or if it touches a defender before going in).  Only rule I really like is the no spinning rule. 

Should have figured there was foosball leagues in the cities, it wasn't at Mortimer's or Rudolphs in South Minneapolis was it?  I can't remember which one it is, but I'm pretty sure one of those places has a ton of foosball tables.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Devilize on August 26, 2013, 11:52:24 pm
I'm just going to void this entire thread by pointing out a simple but true fact. I don't play on the strate map. I don't move, trade, exchange, sell, buy, or give a damn. On a good day these guys might, MIGHT, get me to drop my troops off at the pool. Your skills at evading an afker and bragging about it is on the same level as me coming home and throwing a block party because I didn't hit any parked cars on the way. cheers.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Dutchydave on August 27, 2013, 02:05:44 am
Master-juker extraordinaire - fabulous miggy!

http://i.imgur.com/C88z8O1.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/C88z8O1.jpg)

I had to turn around because i couldn't match his balls of steel going right past 4 hospitaller armies with no scratch in time to reinforce ichamur with over 1800 troops.  i don't know how he pulled it off (5th army was with devilize inside the village, he had been up until 3ish while miggy started marching at 2:30), the other 4 worthy adversaries in his fearless jaunt - was aderyn, goretooth, tommyhu, and devastator who all at one time or another were quickmarching to intercept him. 

KUSH IS KING!

I would like to point out that it doesn't take balls of steel to run an army you gave him through enemy tokens at 3am it just takes an alarm clock,he had nothing to lose.Infact the only way he could lose was to not make a go for the city as you wouldn't of given him an army again. With this in mind I would like to point out the true factor here and that is your a pussy and the post and pic prove that  :lol: You where to scared to run your army through there at 3am in the morning? LMFAO pussy! The mighty Kesh leader of FCC with unlimited resources and you run away with your tail between your legs  :lol:
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Keshian on August 27, 2013, 02:30:06 am
I would like to point out that it doesn't take balls of steel to run an army you gave him through enemy tokens at 3am it just takes an alarm clock,he had nothing to lose.Infact the only way he could lose was to not make a go for the city as you wouldn't of given him an army again. With this in mind I would like to point out the true factor here and that is your a pussy and the post and pic prove that  :lol: You where to scared to run your army through there at 3am in the morning? LMFAO pussy! The mighty Kesh leader of FCC with unlimited resources and you run away with your tail between your legs  :lol:

Lol, i love how mad you get over a video game that you have obsessed over me and shitpost me for 6 months and i could care less who you are, just some unintelligent australian who lives for being noticed in srtategus and crpg.

Aderyn was blitzing across the map like someone who was definitely not exhausted.  And yes goretooth chased after miggy - changing his course, devastator chased him and then me so obviously was awake.  And this is a really long run - took over 5 hours (most of it on quickmarch) from sungetche to ichamur, so no 3:30 am was the start.  The missed interceptions were all around 8-9 am.  I still give mad props to miggy for being the king of jukes, since it was well known we were going to make that run and preparations had obviously been made to intercept in that over 5 hour run - sorry you guys are being poor losers about it rather than congratulating miggy as a worthy adversary as i did for you in the original post.

Oh well you hang out with mad, bitter people like Greasy sage and it wears off i guess. I prefer to play this game to have fun.
Title: Re: Kush is King
Post by: Keshian on August 31, 2013, 07:54:22 am
Now I got Kush_King sized balls. :)  :twisted:

http://i.imgur.com/GqgOY6P.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/GqgOY6P.jpg)