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Title: I HAD SEX
Post by: AutoAim on August 23, 2013, 10:38:04 pm
 8-)
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on August 23, 2013, 10:53:56 pm
Quote from: AutoAim on August 23, 2013, 10:38:04 pm
8-)

I hope your ass isn't too sore  :wink:

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Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Christo on August 23, 2013, 11:07:29 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Zaalback on August 23, 2013, 11:21:36 pm
That's just a pity...
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Vermilion on August 23, 2013, 11:38:49 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on August 23, 2013, 10:53:56 pm
I hope your ass isn't too sore  :wink:

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As this is in spam I'm going to +1 a random post of yours for this.. lol

Didn't read this post just +1ed (http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/which-dd-character-are-you-(very-extensive-quiz)/msg842520/#msg842520)
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 23, 2013, 11:56:28 pm
No
that was masturbation
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Latvian on August 24, 2013, 12:11:28 am
and there is his sex partner

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Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on August 24, 2013, 02:25:43 am
Lol...
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Falka on August 24, 2013, 07:37:07 am
Quote from: Vermilion on August 23, 2013, 11:38:49 pm
As this is in spam I'm going to +1 a random post of yours for this.. lol

Didn't read this post just +1ed (http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/which-dd-character-are-you-(very-extensive-quiz)/msg842520/#msg842520)

did the same :P
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Molly on August 24, 2013, 08:24:50 am
Yup.
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 24, 2013, 09:09:01 am
Manuela is the best. You don't have to put up with her illogical crap, because she never says a word. You don't have to buy her shiny things, because all she wants is a little blood circulating through her. You don't have to get her in the mood, because she is always willing. And she never gets jealous if you think of other women while having fun with her.
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Franke on August 24, 2013, 02:24:21 pm
Quote from: zagibu on August 24, 2013, 09:09:01 am
Manuela is the best. You don't have to put up with her illogical crap, because she never says a word. You don't have to buy her shiny things, because all she wants is a little blood circulating through her. You don't have to get her in the mood, because she is always willing. And she never gets jealous if you think of other women while having fun with her.

Manuela?

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Oh, and this

Quote from: Vermilion on August 23, 2013, 11:38:49 pm
As this is in spam I'm going to +1 a random post of yours for this..
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 24, 2013, 04:52:30 pm
Quote from: ReBa1918 on August 24, 2013, 02:24:21 pm
Manuela?

Ever heard of manual labor? It pays to learn something about the history of languages, you know: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/manus
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: AutoAim on August 24, 2013, 05:00:16 pm
hey !! show some respect, im offended now  :evil: :evil: ......... ok im smooth now   :P
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Franke on August 24, 2013, 05:29:59 pm
Quote from: zagibu on August 24, 2013, 04:52:30 pm
Ever heard of manual labor? It pays to learn something about the history of languages, you know: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/manus

I know the meaning of the Latin word Manus, it just didn't pop into my mind when I read your post. I knew a Manuela once and this kinda... distracted me. Still a nice one.
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 24, 2013, 05:34:36 pm
Yeah, most people are confused when i tell them I still have a girlfriend named Manuela.
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Miwiw on August 24, 2013, 05:38:53 pm
She took it all in her mouth!

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Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Zaalback on August 25, 2013, 07:21:25 pm
Quote from: ReBa1918 on August 24, 2013, 02:24:21 pm
Manuela?

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Oh, and this

Is this guy fapping with his left hand ?
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Gmnotutoo on August 25, 2013, 07:39:31 pm
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 25, 2013, 08:22:37 pm
Quote from: Zaalback on August 25, 2013, 07:21:25 pm
Is this guy fapping with his left hand ?

Why not? Is your penis non-symmetrical?
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Franke on August 25, 2013, 11:35:45 pm
Is it easier to use your mouse with the left hand or to learn fapping with your left hand so that you can still use your mouse with the right?

Discuss.
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Normanguy on August 25, 2013, 11:39:35 pm
Hope you know aim your hand doesn't count! :)
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Prpavi on August 26, 2013, 12:42:07 am
Quote from: ReBa1918 on August 25, 2013, 11:35:45 pm
Is it easier to use your mouse with the left hand or to learn fapping with your left hand so that you can still use your mouse with the right?

Discuss.

use mouse with my left hand like a boss, years of masturbation made me as efficient in surfing the web with my left as I am with my right. thx internet porn!
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: AutoAim on August 26, 2013, 12:44:46 am
HEY YOU F.CKING WEIRD PEOPLE !! NO MATTER HOW YOU MASTURBATE, JUST DONT MASTURBATE!!! GO HAVE SEX!! IM OFFENDED AND ANGRY NOW !!
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: polkafranzi on August 26, 2013, 12:47:41 am
fucking dickhead
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Silicium on August 26, 2013, 12:50:25 am
Quote from: polkafranzi on August 26, 2013, 12:47:41 am
fucking Troll
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Prpavi on August 26, 2013, 12:59:26 am
Quote from: AutoAim on August 26, 2013, 12:44:46 am
HEY YOU F.CKING WEIRD PEOPLE !! NO MATTER HOW YOU MASTURBATE, JUST DONT MASTURBATE!!! GO HAVE SEX!! IM OFFENDED AND ANGRY NOW !!

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Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 26, 2013, 01:42:53 am
Quote from: Prpavi on August 26, 2013, 12:59:26 am
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You use both hands? At the same time?
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Jarold on August 26, 2013, 04:48:35 am
I can't even grip it right with my left hand. XD
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Miwiw on August 26, 2013, 11:42:26 am
Ofc you cant. But you can grip it left with your left hand.  :lol:
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Jarold on August 26, 2013, 08:46:35 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on August 26, 2013, 11:42:26 am
Ofc you cant. But you can grip it left with your left hand.  :lol:

I actually had a feeling someone would say that. :P
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 26, 2013, 08:50:11 pm
Haha that music video "I had sex" is great.

Thanks for sharing AutoAim, you may be surprised to find this out, but the whole world does not revolve around you.  Also most people in the world will not care what happens in your life.  Chances are most people you even know IRL don't really care that much or think about you that often.  That's just reality. 
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Nightmare798 on August 26, 2013, 09:50:23 pm
GJ mr.hands...
Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: zagibu on August 26, 2013, 10:25:46 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on August 26, 2013, 08:50:11 pm
Thanks for sharing AutoAim, you may be surprised to find this out, but the whole world does not revolve around you.  Also most people in the world will not care what happens in your life.  Chances are most people you even know IRL don't really care that much or think about you that often.  That's just reality.

Nonsense. AutoAim is the axis of the world, WOE TO THE WORLD WHEN HE DIES. THE WORLD WILL START TUMBLING CHAOTICALLY THROUGH SPACE LIKE A DRUNKEN DOLPHIN.

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Title: Re: I HAD SEX
Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 26, 2013, 10:27:40 pm
Quote from: zagibu on August 26, 2013, 10:25:46 pm
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Id bang that