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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: sWalker on August 20, 2013, 04:58:39 am

Title: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: sWalker on August 20, 2013, 04:58:39 am
The sWalker would accept 200 goats payment for the upcoming battle...and the sWalker would guarantee great results...reply oh strange one if you wish the sWalker to fight in the morrow's battle on your side.
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: sWalker on August 21, 2013, 01:22:20 am
Angered because the offer of the goats was withdrawn, our hero, the sWalker once again met the army of the men from the North.  The sWalker's bow fired with machine like precision, cutting down many a brave adversary (55-9).  The hero of the battle from the army of the North was Phantasmal Astralis (19-11).  Knightmare notched the most kills with 84, and the hero of the battle was DAalto (21-0).  Let that be a lesson to all, the sWalker loves goats and offering them without following through with that offer is unwise indeed.  Our story continues on another day...
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: Canuck on August 21, 2013, 01:23:34 am
I'll give you some goats to stop shooting me
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: arowaine on August 21, 2013, 01:32:30 am
soory was muted from crpg forum could not reply great battle swalker :)
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: BaleOhay on August 21, 2013, 01:40:45 am
the terrortops has been pleased first it returned Kalam to us and we felt whole again... Now the blood has reached a critical mass and it brought Walker home to us. The true believers wait for the day that the carnage reaches the the point to cough up Huey!
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: Keshian on August 21, 2013, 03:28:18 am
the terrortops has been pleased first it returned Kalam to us and we felt whole again... Now the blood has reached a critical mass and it brought Walker home to us. The true believers wait for the day that the carnage reaches the the point to cough up Huey!

As much as I want huey back, there is a part of me that would be equally glad to see Richierich or governor come back.  I love watching the terrortops feed - they are always so messy, but they more than make up for it with enthusiasm.
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on August 21, 2013, 06:00:31 pm
yeah we need more ragers in the public servers, not enough these days
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: Adoptagoat on August 23, 2013, 04:49:24 am
The years in foreign lands has changed you SWalker.  The mere idea that you would consider an offer of goats as currency...when so many...forgive me, I am overcome. 

Your aqcuired barbaric customs do not serve you, the Goat merely bides its time while the horse and donkey ride to the slaughter.
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: sWalker on August 23, 2013, 10:28:32 pm
You misunderstand...goats are what sWalker reveres more than anything next to the bow of the gods.  Our hero, the sWalker is not tied to any one cause...battle and honor and goats are all that matter to the demigod.  The sWalker has not changed at all my good sir...don't you worry.
Title: Re: Does the Northern army that speaks the strange tongue really make an offer...
Post by: Adoptagoat on August 24, 2013, 06:06:21 am
I apologize and accept your statement.  I only lament the goats that would have been freed were this contract fulfilled.